only teh yung n foolish
only teh yung n foolish takez on basemnt cat
dey shud lern 2 nawt pawn da elderz.
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My name is Inigo Montoya… you killed my father… prepare to die.
Princess Bride Ref. FTW!!!
And sillybrayshuns are in ordar tuu!! Should vee go to da tyee buutikk for drinksies an dansies??
conga rats on nawt sekund
*dans wiggly dans wiggly dans wiggly*
iz nawt dedidud wat to do, dans or wiggly
*sips choclit martoony for rodney
hehe… as often as ai red dis commint… eet nebber gets owld… ai jus lubs eet
corncrobgrats own ur nawt sekkund
A 5-way ty!! Kum 2 deh ty booteek adn gitting a deeliteful gift!! it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz. Mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
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Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
*Handz ebbereewun a lubberlee silk ty oar skarf*
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Ober here hdere bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dheze b deh finest in deh jewilreez — kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. Oh luk!! kitteh wind chimez. *runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkulingz deelitefullee.*
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Member, ifn u duzn’t b seeing wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Datz were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
Arrrhhhhh! Dew de hab showlder parrotz at de Tybooteek in honor ob de tawk lyke a pirate dai? Oar scurby dawgz mebbe? Avast!
FTW!!! Bery bery gud line!
leeza-b, watch out!!!
leeza-b iz on vacashun, we no git to sea hers fur a elbenty-two daz!
Taht bez sadd. She likez teh black kittehs, make her go *splort*
Liek yuor abbattar!
Ahaaaargh! Me Harties! T’is “Tork Lyk a Pyrut” dai – eben for teh kittehs!
Arrrr…. Prepare to be boarded.
*snerk*
Wy, Rodney! Ai baerlee kno yu!
I’ll be after yarr booty…
*more snerking!*
Juss yu keeps yur hans orf mai treshur chest! Or ai’ll be clymin yur riggin!
ai fink… da chest rodney habs in mynd… beers greatur treshurs…
Derez beerz in deh chest?? Duz dey b alez or lagerz??
emporteed belshum beer ai fink.
…but why is the Rum always gone?
THAT’S IT- off to the Naughty Barn with you all!
(I seldom post here but I like to read the posts)
arrrrhhhh, hoap u wil post moar offen Tom! hear, haz a eye pach & a pirate hattie az a reward fer steppin owt ob de shadowz! Arrhhhh!
nooes, nawt to die
Teh Yung and teh Ressless only has One Life tu Lib — unless tehy can maek a deel wif Baesment Cat!
Teh preshur uv teh Nawt Secund spot maed me fergit taht kittehs has Nien Lifes tu Lib, eben wen tehy stai true to Ceeling Cat.
ai finded eet sum innersting explanashun fur da nien libes adn sum otter fings about kittehs
poor decishyun in a cosmic scale in 3…
-zappetee sounds-
o snap… poor, poor ittehbittehkitteh
eet got turnd into a basement cat minyun
u noes… eet is always da pure heart dat canz concur da ebil… adn wat cud be purer in da heart den a ittehbittehkitteh? ai radur fink da ebil gotted sended back to da basemint.
teh pure an valiant shall conquer teh darkness!
liek ceilingcat, or a ittehbittehkitteh dat maeks u go splort!
nao dat u menshun eet… poor basemintcat! him habs noe CHRG…
I don’t think that there will be a happy end to this tail!
Think little kitteh will be jumpin on tayle in 3..2..1..
It’s teh Butt-Wiggul ob Doom!
I can haz video pls?
whut happn to 9 lives?
guess dey all be spent in basemnt.
NOOOO!
Dont do it kitteh!!!1one!!1
“Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.”
anybuddiez no where dat come form?
good old Frankee boi ai gess?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Q7RUKjslw
Ricky Nelson maided a prittee guud rekording ov taht laung ago……
Orijinnly wuz Alexander Pope in ‘an essay on criticism’
poetry.eserver.org/essay-on-criticism.html
Iz Bob Dylan – Jokerman too
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OMG! A Baessmint Kat! I whax it. I will nom it! An’ NOM it!! an’… whaddya meen BaessmintKats got pointy-enz too??
Yarr, Mr. big black sea monster, I gunna be attackin’ ye in a moment. ye gunna be boarded and made to walk th’ plank. All ye tails be belong to me. yarr, bucko.
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http://www.postlikeapirate.com/translator.php
YARRR, Maety!! Ye be right! Today it be Talk-Like-A-Pirate day! Shiver me timbers!
Oh thank ye Fleep!!
That be extra helpful, I reckon so.
Yaarrgggghhhh ’tis a blaksnaik! ai gunna protek de ship! avast mr. snaik, u wil feel wraff ob awl meh pointy hooks! arrrhhhhh!
oh, taht’s right, it be Talk Liek a Pirate Day!!
teh lunarhubby an i hab a dinner to go to dis ebening, for a lolyer assoshiyashun him belongs to. i aksed hmi if tehy will be akknoelijing Pirate Day; him sed prolly not. taht wuld maek it more fun. fud will be nommilishus, tho.
Avast, lolyers be nao fun atz awl! Tel lunarhubby himz shud attendz inna pirate hattie & eye pach, wif mebbe a tastful peg leg! Raize de skul & crozzboans flag mateys!
But dis be Tiny Van Helsing kitteh! Him noes wat tu do!
When Injeh was a kittun she would attack Yogeh kitteh’s tayl all deh time
but himz was very payshunt wid herz and would not retaliate
It was quite funneh to watch
A tail and tew kittehs…aifinkso we know teh ending.
tis a fur, fur beddar thing…
Looks to me like Basement Cat _knows_ kitten is sneaking up on him . . . . Look out, Kitty, it’s a trap!
Massiv Regret in 3…..2…..1…..
iz in ur room, pwning ur elderz
lolz, hashim
yoo are alwayz funny!
fanks lunarmommy!! XD
If I may write in standard English for a moment…
How come ever black cat is automatically basement cat? And, in reverse, a light colored cat is ceiling cat. In addition to that joke getting kind of stale, I don’t like what it is indicating about color.
The best black cat I ever did know was a little bit “slow,” and ULTRA chill. You could wear him, handle him, move him, whatever him, and the claws never came out. They named him Courtney until they saw he had an outtie pee pee, then they named him Shadow, but I think a boy named Courtney was funny.
Anyway, the point is, I have a gambling problem.
Sorrii fur yur trubbuhlz, Zach. Gamblin iz nawt sumfingk wii lykez tu enkuraj.
But awn teh UTHuhr subjikt, ai agriiz toadalii. Blak kittoonz ar teh best! An bii-ing az ai am a dark purrsun maiself, ai doan lyke teh “dark iz bad/light iz gud” eithuhr. But itz teh mainstriim kulchur, an ai kant chaynjit, much az ai wud lyke tu. Fangks fur standun up fur blak catz!!!
re ↑ ↑ ↑ I can has Vet-Tech and Legal Profeshunul, plzthx?
Lukz almost liek mah little Rudie and her mama Spooky, tho.
Blak kitteh mite bees teh mommeh;
wen teh liddel bebbeh kitteh powncis awn teh mommeh’s tayle, mommeh wil pin doawn teh bebbeh adn subjeckt iyt tuu a rlly laung oardeel ov tung-warshing;
(afture taht, teh bebbeh wil fink twyce bowt attakking mommeh’s tayle agen)
ob korse when Rudie mistakes Tonya or Shadow for Mama Spooky and pounces on teihr taylz, Rudie gets teh epic ::FASEPAW:: frum eethur of dem
Bad decision in 3..2…1…
Most amazing upset of the year in 3…2…1…
is it just me or does it look like basement cats eyes are popping out of his head? like he’s just had a surprise thermometer up his botty.
This kitteh likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Elebenty Cheeznbrgrs for yu!!!!
Nethack ref FTW!!!!!!!!
kitteh n mouz iz joost distrackshun gaim.
wize kittehs of all kinze lissin to chorus kittehs
and intersessorz kittehs hoo speeks saim langwidge
as elderz intercessorz kittehs.
9 lives to learnz:
respexx for all kittehs,
yungz oldz
bigz smallz
blackz whitez tabbehs tortiez spottzes.
Ceileeng kitteh luvvs all of demz.
Basement kitteh esskortz all kittehs throo tribbyulaishuns
till all kittehs can haz cheezburgerz w/respexx.
wut nummerz lyves we on nao?