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Avast, me cheezy mates! Gather round here on teh poop deck (watch yer step). I have
imporatant tidings to impart to ye.
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In honor of our beloved and recently bereft fair Janet o’four tails, we ask that ye contribute
a dubloon or two. We will disburse teh funds in teh following manner:
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Manner teh First: A large, fragrant bookay of land-flowers to delight teh nose and warm
teh sore heart of our dearest shipmate JCH4K. Funds exceeding teh cost of same will go toward a
letter of credit which the flower monger will honor and exchange for whatever floral booty our
dear Janet desires.
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Manner teh Second: Contrary to our pillaging ways we will hand over a fistful of coins
of teh realm to a foundation selected by teh JCH4K family to honor their matriarch’s memory.
While ’tis not a foundation to eradicate scurvy we have deemed it a worthy cause nonetehless.
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Detailed instructions on how to convey yer money to one or both of these funds can be found at
teh following coordinates:
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http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4k.html
*shy wench in bak o crwod raises hand*
aye, twood be full o joi to gibz a doubloon or peas o ate. mayhaps there be anotter way to gibs? mebeeeee in the amazon junglol fr teh landlubbrz?
Teh fair wench with teh runny nose asks a noble question. Teh answer is revealed at the link above. Pieces of eight and other forms of monetary exchange can be transferred via PayPal or Amazon. You do NOT need a PayPal account to avail yourself of the PayPal option.
Arrrr. a wurthy cawse it is! Miny thanks to LCB and Mary o sweetpea fur organizing dis whole show Janet da lub thingy
*daintilly wipes nose on back of sleeve*
*Hans sweetpea a daintily sented Ayerish linen hankercheef*
*sniffulz*
fanx
Aaarrr, ur most welcome, sweet mary pea.
Der’s udder stuffs fur yoo frum 2KL adn Hashim furver down teh fred, tew.
yay, wait, wuts hur email so meez can giv hur mah card i mad fur hur, or sum other place i cna sendz et
Ye may send ur sentimental greetings to my address and I’ll see that fair Janet receives every last word.
lolcatburglar at gmail dot com
Spammers will be keelhauled.
…and forced to walk the plank.
Arrrrr!
and discombobulated… Yarrrrr!
And then made to listen to the Monty Python spam song continuously for the next month, with no respite. Arrr eye, Jim lad! And then made to learn the Trumpet Hornpipe from Captain Pugwash, no less!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lU6TluWRM0
ok!!
can i send mine too??
teh one i maed, its on my profile…
Hold teh telephonic device, me proud hearties! I have found a way to let ye all express yerselves with words of written language on teh communication device known as teh internet.
BRB
Naow doan start uh e-meow chayn leddur — ur nawt spowsta dew dat…
*holds telephonic device*
i didnt hab to do it literally matey?? right?……
ok, me haz e-meowed it toz u…
*looks sad*
i not has teh authority invested in me by the pirate’s yunion to gib out dat infoarmashuns. you can post linkee on herz ICHC profile mesaj treshure trove place?
most fabulous dat dis got to be da nawt secund post!
Arrrrr, it was vigilant I was, keepin me good eye peeled for teh moment that was right!
Ouch!
Duzzint teh eye-peelin hurt ??
ahhhh!!
dun say taht!! it hurts me when anyone says blood or eye peelin or sumfin!!
*goes to baffroom adn watches eyes*
*a bit shaken*
*but nawt stirrd*
Only a little. I had a wee nip of teh grog fer teh pain.
Teh Amazin buttun awlso allows yu to pai bai debit card – or at leest som debit cards – for tohse ob us hoo tuk teihr credit cards owt “to see wut tehy lukked lyk in teh lyt” a bit too mush an nao no can has teh credit cards!
Teh PayPal link will allow credit and debit cards also.
Yoo luk very dashing, LCP. Aarrrh!
Thank ye, me proud beauty!
Attention! We be having a nupdate for ye.
Messages of lubs and support can be written in teh newfangled electronic manner at teh following coordinates:
http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4kmessages.html
It wud be rilly nys if teh Big Cheezeseses left a massje fer Janet, lyk tehy did for MaryO’s Walkom Hoem Partay – Ai fink it is Janet, abuv awl odders, hoo has set teh kynd an jentul toen taht is teh hallmark ob ICHC commets (odder sennimentul card makers R avaylubble)
Juss sayin…
I just left a message for them with the pertinent info.
Ye going to walk the plank matey. Argg!
nawt mini me!!1!
ceviche at its freshest
Adn insyde teh liddle fishee iz anudder liddle fishee
adn a liddlol kitteh will be berry hawpee iffn her catchiz dat fishi wib da fishi insied wib da fishi insied wib da fishi insied wib… (adn so awn adn so blah)
In-fin-itty!
Amynds me ob teh pome (prolly Ogden Nash)
“Big flees has lidl flees
Upon tehre bak to byt ‘em
An lidl flees has lesser flees
An so ad infinitum!”
Dat do sownd liek the Ogden Nash. It ar teh funneh!
Oh, um… Arrrr!
Luks lyke de “fin”ish ob dat lil fishie, aaarrhhh!
at leest da minifishie looks jus laik a big bad UH-OH ’speriunc!
I TOLD u not to fall for that phishing scam!
but, but, but…it was offered by Sushie, adn you wudda trusted her, two if you knew Sushie, like i know Sushie ♫
looks lik a job for….
Dotkitteh?
Kitteh-dot-mil
dot kitteh reeleh dot ob mil?
i dunno, i jus thot sumone else would shout the answer
bawt nobuddeh ebber lissens to ye, poor matey…
Taystes liek chikin…oh,wait-that was the last piktur !
eberything taste lyke chikenz or so dey sayz
Ohai eeck!
Ohai,t_k !!!!
Yesh,summone once tried to tell me froggy-legs taysted liek chikin.
PLEH !!! Ai fink NAWT !!
I once NG speshul
and demz was eating bigz spiders
I fink it wer in deh Amazon
and the photog sayd it taysted like
chicken
eeewww do not want
oh noes I maded a typo againz
furst lyne shud read
I once seed a NG speshul
Nekkid gui speshul?? sounds gud!
Akshully it was Nashnul Geographik Speshul
but what Uz sayd souns gud 2
I watches teh Bizzare Foods wit Andrew Zimmern, an he NEVER sez ennyting tayst liek chikkin!
are dey eben edible??
O.O
double PLEH!!
Dey iz akshullee perdee nommubble…
…but U wooden finksew frum da naym…
*gulp*
ok… frog legs… nommable…. i dun see teh connection very gud akshullee…
i haz eaten choklitt frog shaped candys but nawt really….
Den wat duz chikkin tayst liek?
Hmmmm…you pose an eggsellent question,grasshopper…..
Eggsalad wif grasshopperz? Izzat wat chikkin taystz liek?
ownle iffn its maded owt ob reeeeeeely ‘fresh’ chickun
Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn’t figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.
Ooh, taht makes mai brayne hurt!
Yay! Matrix ref FTW!!1!
Shut up, Mouse.
Dis iz wat himz getz fer callin meh big mouf bass!
cuz yu personally get tu experiens teh BIG MOUF
an de stanky fishie bref! yarrghh!
That’s whare teh spresshun “baited breff” comes from.
Um, no, butt funnee n e wai!
*giglolz*
U sed butt!
Arr! Nice eye patch, matey!
Arrrr! Thank ye, fellow citizen of teh Dominion!
It’s playin’ havoc with me depth perception. I’ve been walkin’ into deck hands all teh day.
Aahhrr ye certain them bilge rats haven’t been gettin in yer way on purpose, me beauty?
russhan nesting fishes?
matryoshka fisheez
in soviet russha the fishie eats U
“I just saw a man-eating shark at the aquarium!”
“That’s nothing – I saw a man eating herring at the restaurant!”
jest for the halibut, tell me where dat plaice is?
is rite by the hay dock
It is a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I know the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
Whenever I go there I say “HI GILL!”
You have to yell, he’s hard of herring
Bloom CountyKip Adotta ref, FTW!Oooh, Noo abatar!
That’s abatarrrrrrrrrrrr to you, Bucko!
Avast, me beauty — it be a loverlee patch you be wearin over yer eye!
I be extry fashionable and wearing a patch on t’other eye as well.
Aahhrr, it be no wonder ye be runnin into deck hands, me beauty!
Iznt dat from teh T-bone Stankus??
Noe, it b frum Kip Adotta’s “Wet Dreams” — iz hilerryuss, U otter goez 2 luk it up rite naow I finksew!
Aiz heerd it bfor, but cudn’t member frum hoo. Ai luv dit! Fanx much
Izza fun memeree.
mah friendz, this iz raw panik
butt mawma, ai downt wanna go tu skool. Der’s bullees…plz tu not spit meh owt. Plaz..Plz mawma. sobing nd whales folows.
Bles himz hart.
Whales? Dere b whales heer!
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!
Sry; it wus teh beens Ai had for launch!
BIG NOWNCEMINT
romeow an me iz pleezed to annownce taht on sunnyday, teh 21th, happycat will be coming home wif me!! lunarhubby took teh final step ob commitmint in agreeing taht i culd buy anovver kitty condo, so taht happycat an owr shiro culd each hab tehir own kitty condo, wich maded it offishul!! romeow libs between me an wher my parents an older boy in kollij lib. we will be vizitng tehm dis weekend an will pick up happycat on owr way home. hopefully happycat will be a gud buddy for shiro, hoo yoosed to be habbing a bruvver an iz lonely sinse himz bruvver disamappeerd. an shiro will be a gud buddy for happycat hoo iz very frendly an wishes a nise kitteh wuld be himz buddy.
only problum iz i am sad taht maryO will not haz kitteh. maryO, yoo needz to get a kitteh so i will not be sad anymoar.
i will try to rebember to taek pikshurs ob me an romeow’s mini-cheezmeet an post tehm!!
we now return yoo to yor reglolarly skeduled lolz.
Hippee hippee hurrai 4 lunarmommy n Happycat!!1!
{{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}} {{{{{{{HappyCat}}}}}}}
dat iz grate noos indeedy!!
das a reely big nowncemint. ai has a happeh fur da happehcat. adn ai is shur maryO will get a reely nice kitteh 2s!
that ar awsum nooz
I has a happeh
{{{lunarmommy}}}
BTW why is U lunar not solar
does Ur nayme haz significance?
I has a curious
iz varyashun on my nom de ploom under wich i mayntayn a
sailor moon fansite an write sailor moon fanfikshun 
yesh, i am 45 yeers old. my sekirt iz owt.
no need 2 blush. is nawt e-z ritin fanficshun. adn sailor moon reeleh bees fun 2 watch
dude, ai is heddinfoar40 an ai haz a chococat abatar. aifinkso we iz in fyne companee.
MOON PRISM POWER!!!! yay sailor moon!!!ai wochiz it too!!!
Wow !!!
New kitteh!!!!
Cheezmeet !!!!!
Wut fabulous news!!!
*dansdansdansdans*
i haz a happy that HappyCat haza forebber hoam!!
*dansdansdansdans*
*klonk*
*falls ober cuss of dizzy frum hed cowd frm h3ll*
*wnaderz off to can maek tea wif mints*
Sweepee..u needs new serbiss form teh cCC
***gentleee reemoovs SP’s CHRG, opens scull gentleee…uses braynes sweeper to suck out all teh sinus GUNK…***
***emptees braynes sweeper in teh yuckee garbij pale***
***closes SP hed, reeplayses CHRG, adds duck taappee (QUAK!)***
here, habs a blankee an some chiken noodlol sup…u bees better bery soon!
and here, haz teh tea wiff mints too!! u liek it, ifinkso!!
hahahaha!
i feels bettah awreddy! fanx two kitteh limit adn hashim.
aldough, i feel a lil lite hededed after teh new craneosukshun.
*slurps soop*
*sipz tea*
*sekretlee dunks biskotees innit*
2_kitteh_limit – taht is teh funnee! ai haz bin told ai alwayz haz a choyse: kitteh #3 oar husband.
sum daiz iz hard choyse.
yay!!
tahts so gud to hear!!
{{{{{{Lunarmommy adn happicat and romeow}}}}}}
Yay fer lunarmommy an happycat! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!!
Huzzah! I be rejoicin’ on behalf of teh young furry lad and all who have looked after him and his interests fer so long a time. Be ye planning on posting graven images of his homcoming?
And what of Sniffly Mary? Be she getting another feline youth from another source?
Yay, furever home fur teh Happycat!! Arrr, ’tis happy I be fer ye, lunarmommy!
{{{{{{{{{{{ LUNARMOMMY ROMEOW HAPPYCAT }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Soe wunnerfull, taht thru yuu gehneruus peeps, Lunarmommy & Romeow,
Happycat wil naow haz a foarebber hoem!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
HOORAY! foar happikat and foar LM and foar LH and foar ROMEOW!
(and HOORAY foar MaryO too!)
{{{{romeow + lunarmommy + happycat }}}}
= i haz a happee!!
Yes! Iz TROO!!! Wat Lunarmommy sayd!
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Ceiling Cat habs shined on HappyCat and brot him hiz foreber hoam wif Lunarmommy and Shiro! HappyCat and Shiro will b buddehs!
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I fink we habs epic cheezmeet. Iz dis teh nawt second cheezmeet and foreber hoam wrapped up into won?
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Mah kittehs say dat dey r awl reddy fur teh cheezmeet. Dey r gonna put poopies in teh box rite before Lunarmommy gets here. Den, dey will hide behine teh bed so she can’t see them. Teh plan iz in place, and iffs I kno mah kittehs, dey will x-ecute it flawlesslee. *sigh* Well, at least nuffing unexpected will happen
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Fank yew to awl teh Cheez Peeps dat hab bean so patient and supportive ov HappyCat. So meny peeps offered to halp in so meny ways, it iz juss mazing. I r clapping mah floofy paws tegebber fur awl ov u.
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*clappity clappity clappity*
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Srsly. Fank yews awl.
**CLAPPITEE, CLAPPITEE, CLAPPITEE!!** LunarMommy, Ai so happee 4 u an 4 Happycat!!!1! Ho,ho,ho an bring owt dat bottel ob rum da pyrates awlways seeng abowt! **bwings owt boddel ov rum an adds to hawt choklit** *gibs cup of speshul hawt choklit to LunarMommy* *KCT lifts cup in toast to LunarMommy* May u awlways be happee an awl u kittehs an Happycat be happee an blessed! *dwinks to toast*{{{{{{lunarmommy and HappyCat}}}}}}
my intenstine!! it be alive i say!! ALIVE!!!
oh wait… where r u going mr. intestine?
i am going owt to see wut i luk liek in teh lite.
oh, i should check out mah self to, fur safety reasons…. O.O
Nao yu kum bak heer; donut maek me has tew swallo yew agen!
De luk onna dat pour lil fishies faice! Lyke, ZOMG, put down de camra & gitz meh owta heer!
Shouldn’t dat be “Finny-Me” ???
Dis iz whut happenz when u let pike play with teh other fishies. Always keep pike wit fish there size, and noh others, kthx.
iz teh burfday fairy’s minyun bringing yoo a liddle fishy for a prezint! time for a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today! arrr! (sparkly liddle burfday fairy not maeks such a gud pirat, akshully) eben if yoo iz shy an haz nebber posted before, if its yor burfday speek up heer an let us kno!! today i brings hommaed choklit burfday caeks, frootsitootsi punch, a fishing game wif prizes at teh end ob yor fishing poles!! an goodie bags wif kandees, sparkly pensils, an trezure maps to help yoo find yor harts dezire!! an sinse my konfetti-maker izn’t wurking propurly, i brings yoo songs an sunnyshines!
♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼ ♫♪♫ ☼☼ ♪♫♫♪♪ ☼
I duznt haz no dubloons…is they like baloons-if not will you just go for anuvver fishy?
Cirkul ov Lief, Ai gess; still, iyt maikes me haz a sad!!!!
Don’t worry, I think it’s actually a fish parent and kid. Lots of fish carry their young around in their mouths for a while.
major nommage