Comments on: Iz makin you orogammies

By: Sharon

Sharon — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:55:36 +0000

Our one cat does that. LOL

By: Slarty Bartfast

Slarty Bartfast — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:20:27 +0000

Doodz I luff teh oragammies. I gotz teh learns that ones.

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:48:17 +0000

Dongle Detergent???
Leather Restraining Sox???
Uvula Clips????
OH MY!!1!!

By: coolestloser

coolestloser — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:57:04 +0000

o dear. wat is rong with paper krane?

By: Hermione

Hermione — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 05:43:00 +0000

My dad and I are trying to dezin a catpurroof toilet papurr holder. Nawt that we want to spoyl Sheba’s fun, but TP works so much betur when iz nawt snow.

By: MelONyx

MelONyx — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:38:34 +0000

OMCC. See wut happens wen yoo hasta leef!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:37:46 +0000

Kitteh haz taked an arts & krafts klass foar pets;

Hers dint liek beedyng oar skrap-buukiyng; cuudn’t lern tuu knit;
haytid paw-paiynting;
noe sense iyn tryeing wuud-wurking oar kandy molding wifaowt posabul fumbs;

Toylet papure re-assehmblyng wuz teh oanliest course leftid;
(adn kitteh wuz a natuchural: tuuk tuu iyt liek a duk tuu watture-gottid hi maurks!!)

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:26:56 +0000

LOL!

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:16:11 +0000

Hai, hai!
Doch
Ya
Si
Oui
Ita
Yup

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:14:54 +0000

Donuts
Extry cheezburgers
Fishie tacos
Graet big cheezburgers
Heaps of cheezburgers
Infinit cheezburgers
Juisee chunks of fishies
K…

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:08:45 +0000

Wen i amz wurking, i ‘members “Y you buy esplosing toilet paper?” and maeks me laff & smile. Tanks 2 dat cheezpurson.

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:03:57 +0000

Happee storie: fanks!
Dis hause habs 2 semi-ferals kittehs & vet geusstimaged June 2 yeeers ago as thier birfdayz. Did not hab partie for dem, tho.
Cud wee habs also chips 4 for “fishies and chipz”?

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:43:04 +0000

Olive pitts
Pohtatoeh chypps
Qwince
Ruhtabaga sammiches
S……..

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:42:54 +0000

ai agwee rhsb – ai lurves de kalikos…ai haz 2, kan alwais maik ruum fer more!!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:18:23 +0000

By: snoglobcatz

snoglobcatz — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:46:55 +0000

i liek italian food…

By: snoglobcatz

snoglobcatz — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:46:22 +0000

o_o

By: snoglobcatz

snoglobcatz — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:45:03 +0000

LAWL
AMAZING!!
hooray for caek!!
lol

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:40:20 +0000

Right. Make a note: next time there’s a Tupperware Party in teh NB, let’s see if we can get a good price on some Stor-A-DeBriefee containers, ‘k?

By: tessm

tessm — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:33:07 +0000

aifinkso wee kno who is teh “Knicker Nickers”…

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:25:25 +0000

Yes. Don’t forget to wrap them in seaweed and newspaper…

By: patticlan

patticlan — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:05:19 +0000

Is fumigator stil on bacaishun? Semes laik wez needin herz.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:03:44 +0000

I’ll do what I can. If we can’t get to everybuddy today, we can just leaves them in teh fridge overnight, yeah?

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:02:11 +0000

LCB, you need to take over the Cart. I have to head home.
It was fun, though!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:59:34 +0000

Oh, then step right up here to teh Express VIP* Lane.

*Very Imminently Pantsless

By: judson

judson — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:57:20 +0000

Krunchifud
Lunch meats
Mam burgers (cheezburgers mawm makes – yum)
Nutricious snaks
O…

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:44:58 +0000

but but but… i has berry importent errr… poyntment

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:42:12 +0000

GP!!!1!!

How tall is u? I think ur groop is up next for debriefing. Have a seat over here in teh waiting pen.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:39:11 +0000

Quiver-Stopper Prongs
Rotisserie-Style Padlocks
Supersized Subwoofers
Time-release Untrankwilizers
Uvula Clips
Vry Sharp Objects
Wee Wrenches for Widdle Wuns
X-Ray Specs for DeBriefing the Modest
Yam Butter
Zest of Lemon for Extry Zing

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:37:50 +0000

* scampers in…
.
O HAI EBBERYWON!
.
* lukks arownd…
.
* scampers out… quietly

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:29:21 +0000

Careful! Don’t leave any marks.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:23:00 +0000

*microfone feedbacks*

I can has ur attenshuns, plz? We is tickloled pink to announcify teh winner of our randomly-selected Move-To-Teh-Front-of-Teh-Debriefing-Line.

Step forward… ANNIPUSS!

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:22:06 +0000

I din’t noe ennewun cud speek Ingerlish at ICHC!

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:59:11 +0000

I like the little duckies and bunnies on his pants. So cute!
*Pinches sairys little chhek*

By: annipuss

annipuss — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:55:41 +0000

*whispers* Ai iz glad noewun notissed me! Ai doan’t need debreefin enneewai.Kthxbai

By: annipuss

annipuss — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:52:46 +0000

Yay! Polly glot!!!!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:51:24 +0000

Sry to be repetitively repeating myself. I was laffing so hard at teh Anti-Debreefing pants I didn’t has control over my fingers.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:49:22 +0000

Anti-Debreefing pants? Bwahahahahaha! I didn’t think anyone would be silly enuff to buy those anymoar! Esepecially after they was debunked on teh Elebenty Minutes show. Bwahahahahaha!

Why don’t u take those and run them up teh flagpole? I think everybuddy still in teh peeps still waiting in teh debriefing line would get a good laff outta that.

By: sairys

sairys — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:38:00 +0000

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
*grabs nearest fig leaf*
*runs back to hous holdin fig leaf*

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:37:26 +0000

Your dots were bumped up against your smiley.
While you’re here…
*Puts the Cone of Silences on bf473*
*tinkle pop ow! tappity tap oof! scraaatttch tappity*
There! That wasn’t so bad, was it?

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:36:42 +0000

*Ai doan hav tu pruv taht ai am criiaytiv!!!*

PURRformanss art — ai duz it

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:36:37 +0000

Jury-Rigged Jersey Ripper
Knife Duller
Leather Restraining Socks
Moistened Hunnert Dollar Towelettes
Nuclear-powered elastic-cutters
Origami Unfolders
Padded Debriefer Cushions
Q…

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:35:21 +0000

Jelly, KY
Kracken soup
Long rope
Mealy worms
Nudibranches
O…

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:33:46 +0000

aww, dat wuz spoze 2 bee de ebil faice dere

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:33:20 +0000

On the contrary…
*Puts the Cone of Silences on sairys*
*tinkle pop hey! tappity tap no! scraaatttch tappity*
There! Hey LCB! Here’s a pair of regular briefs and some so-called anti-debriefing pants…

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:32:19 +0000

oooohhhh yez u r! ….wen u leest expekt itz……expekt itz!

By: sairys

sairys — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:30:39 +0000

*whew*

By: sairys

sairys — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:30:14 +0000

so, meez not gettin debreifed?

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:30:12 +0000

gorgeous dancing girls
handymen for putting ebbryting togeddar
italian food
j………

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:29:47 +0000

Word!