A.D.D. cat is…
A.D.D. cat is… hey look a stringy!
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Srry, off to other site, this one too boring
Hey, wait! I haz to share teh nawt second spawt wif sumwon accusin us uf de boringness? I tink I has been subtly insulted. Ur sumfing.
My subtle comment on the picture – let me show you it!
Oh! So it wuz teh ‘or sumfing,’ den. An isn’t it passt midnight where u are? s you be bright and sparkly and subtle at midnight? Wowser!
Yesh, iz tuu inna moarnin…
And iz be goin to beddy soon tu!
Gud nite!
Iz onlee 10 flirty hear. I Beez on teh nite-krew…
Oh, and kongra-rats on being teh kwikest kommenter tonite!@@@@
wii kooda dansed awl nite… (N E buddy noe how 2 mayke those littlol musik note fingeez?)
Altho I do heer a cricket churp.
Wehre iz ebbreyunn??
*chirp*
*chirp*
*chirp*
Dey wuz subtle-ly distracted wen the picchure posted. Now dey is off wif teh kittehs, sayin, “Ooooo, shiney!”
So it see…
Whut waz taht???
*ziummmmm*
Its not boring, its prettieh
huh, whaja say? I wuzn’t payin attenshun…
I’m on my couch,
fuxing wf
kitteh kit’s brainz
hey did you know that that looks like my 2 kittehs
An den he will string u along!
Fizzix Kitteh Haz Shiny Superstrings.
FTW!!! Kitteh ‘pruves teh string theery is troo…Ai finkso.
O, and konga-ratz, carosue, 4 been kwick on teh draw—whut yoo wanta drink? I juss got bak frum Target, bud awl I got is Propel and Soy milk. Iz teh pleh 4 yoo?
I know, wii go down teh street to teh tye plase (not bootique, iz resty-rant), and have sume a bubblolly drinky wiff dose tappy-okey bawls in it! yoo pree-furr mango or Lychee? Ore maybee kokey-nut or chockylolte?
I never even heards of dat. A drink wif pudding balls in it? N exotic flavers? Humm. Maybee I jus take the tappy oka straight frum de pudding bowl. NWways, tanks fer de nicenesses!
Oh lookies at teh brite kolors. Hey, a sofa…
Gud comment! Den next onna sofa, oh, look, a lap!
Gud comme….shinyshinytwirlythyngs!
thx j… oh wow, a blooo tihng!
Ooo, stringee haz kulurz. Wundur hao mehnee? Wun, tu, fwee, f..hey, iz dat a bloo fing bak dayr? U fink taybul wud luk betur moar tu teh left? Kowch needz vakyoomin. Hay, luk! A stringee!
Yesh, pritty stringee fingee!!! My sis littermayte put a funn kitteh-fisching toi in my sootkase whin I bisited her last munth. It hassa lotz ob pritty colorz. My liddle organge strypee kitteh got it out, and she still drags it around the haus whin she wants 2 play. ’speshuloly whin I goes up in teh loft 2 use the compooter: she stands in the LR wiff her pheathur phishy-toi and yells at mii 2 come down and plai. Kittheh worse dan hooman kittlets sumtymes, aifinkso.
Hey! Who said we goes fishin?
” Yoo git a lyne, an I’ll git a poll, hunny…”
I iz nawt ADD, I’z jus…hay, a bawncee bawl!
Splortaceous cute alert.
Tru, dat. Dis kitteh has teh floofy paws an givs u a glimpz of softy tummy. U no while teh kitteh is distraked, u cuds get the snorgle snorkle and wuffle the cute tummy….
almost luks liek (↑ clicky ↑) a lil bit bigger verzhun of mah little Rudie-kitteh
veri cyoot kittehs u hab. I speshuallee liek teh wan ov rudie huggeeng butterscotch.
Mah cawch is mayd uf marshy-mellows.
where are all de abatarrs? just seein quilty tings cept fur D.R. oh hai D.R.wanta go fishin?
Well, I no haz abatar.
An teh ushal croiwd iz all gonez…
But u haz abatar! Iz kyoot tuxy kitteh!!! leeza-b would splot naow…
So whil we wuz lukkin at teh shiney fings, sumbody stole teh abatars? Dat’s jus ebil! Folks are out lukin fur der lost avatars, calling pitifully fer dem to come home. Is tuchin and sad.
Mebbe mah abatar wandurd off wen ai wuzzint lukkin, but caem bak befoar ai did.
Such a gud little kitteh.
whew! myne wuz nawt losst. wuz rite heer… hez a gud kitteh too!
kute abbetar!
smileycat has nyce teefers. Won day I shud mayke an abatar 4 mii. And tern bloo too.
ur qwiltee is niec, but abatar is moar fun. Iz fun 2 be bluu 2 sew wii can add u az fren adn sea ur lolz adn stuffs.
yesss is mah harley . he be most beeautimouse and wud catch dat stringy ting
an kills it dead….you gots to watch dem tings . he wud like de kitten to play wiff
i lubs dis. i has A.D.D to! <3
go a.d.d kitteh!
ADD kittoon niidz sum broz and sissez. Tehn hii wudden bii distrakted sew mush.
An ai agriiz wiv amandakat. I wanna abatarr. Whutz taht URL aggin?
Heh — got distraktid on anudder site.
Ai gess it wuz gud timing. 
Oh, sur. Dats whut tehy all say. Mai suspeicions. I haz dem!
Hey tehre, nightshayde!! Teh intarwebz iz still keepin me from bed…
No one sillybraided my nawt seggund, tho… ;(
You wants to go to teh tye booteek an drown r sorrows?
srry D.A. dat was rude u forgives us ?? wut you like fur sillybr8shuns and wut drinkees
well dats nawt naice. Konga rats shoelaces an felicity tations tu yu awn yur nawt second!!!!! heer u goez DonAlexander, hawt chokleet oar horlicks, so yu kan hav teh sweet dreems!!
Con-cat-shoelaces on yer nawt sekkund, DonAlexander!
Drinks & danses? Mebbe sum hawt choklit an a lullaby?
Noa I feelz mutsh teh bettr!! Tank yu all!!
But foar me, was not drinksies n dansies, but teh fluffie beddy bye tiem…
lolcatburgler has gr8 tutorials …. she be knowin ebbreting about de carin and feedin ob de abatarrs
LCB iz steel in teh armz ov teh fireman tho aifinkso. bak in teh fred wif teh floofie fist raiseeng kitteh wearin teh tie.
o, an yu can has discubered anee nu astronomnomnomnomikul phenomenomenoms yet??????
Strypee predaturr
gardz hurz doamayn wiff…. O lukkz!
A shynee deevyss!!!
Predaturr Kitteh
attakkz shynee devyss wiff
rekkless abandunn!
Shynee devyss muss
sist andz deeseese oarz owtz
will cumz poyntee endz!
Jack.
clappity clappity yea fur jacks poems .teh bestest
O hai, Jack! I bin wundering how yoo Beez deez daze! Fanks 4 shynee strypee pome!
a kwik noet to all mah cheezfrenz…plz to foargiev mah one-noteness of laetleh, koz i haz kittenz on teh brayn…literally…i waekz up at foar in teh mornin and tehre am wun kitten or moar makin biskits on mah scalp oar tryin to nom mah eerz…apparently, mah sanity has a flavor, cause teh Spooklets be eetin it
*snerk* Apparently mai toez are mousies that must be kilt and nommed- this ushully must be dun about 5 am…
*splort*
Rudie & Pixie — so precious!!!
Doze bebbehz uv yerz is sooooo adorable! Teh liddul ginjur wun shud be “Punkin,” aifinkso.
dey are sum splortashus bebbe kittehs!!
betta dan whut i woketed up tu dis mornin… bein peeeeed on bai mah berry lubly whyte kitteh!!1!
it wuz mai fawlt doh. iz tryin tu snooze tu long an wuz thurdee-lebben minutz passt bwekfust!
*snikerz*
(fanks 4 teh koote fotos!)
jesss, we has awl worn kittens fer hats .de truuble wid de kittys is dere sence ob tyme … dey nawt unnerstand about de pleh werk tyme . dey just know about WANT NOW time
ah finks it is on purrpose….cute little mayneyax desiededededed taht when i is aktuly leevin foar werk is best tiem foar tehm all to catch a nap…and tehy all cluster up on mah pillo
TC, Ai haz luuked at yuur pikshures adn thems ar fahbuluus;
teh spooklets bees jes tohtalee dorabul adn kyuoote beeyond beeleef!!!
Oooooh – fethurz.
tink I miss sumthin– oh, wuz lookin at dat bug.
Ah can haz ADD cat? Hers priddy nommable.
Gud nite, cheezpeeps! Itz tiem fur meh to go hoam. Itz mah 9th wedding annibersree.
Ai lubz mah huzbin. 
nitey, nite, nightshayde! Menny Congratulolations to yoo boff!! It maykes me happytale that yoo R happytayle! Menny moar!!!
Congratshoelaces awn teh annibersreee, nightshadye. Ai iz happee 4 u haveeng hubbeh u lubs adn who lubs u. Iz veri speshul fing aifinkso.
Happy Annivershury, NS and hubsand!
According to teh Tradishunal Lolcat Annivershury Gift Guide, this is ur Serammic pots to grow catnip or kittehs in Annivershury.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/29/funny-pictures-pillages-with-cuteness/#comment-256501
Ai will haz to shaer dat wif teh huzbin! He lurks heer sumtimez… nawt shoor if he lurks in teh commintz areas, but ai noe he lurks on teh site in jenerul & haz eben maded a cuppul uv lols.
Liek de odders. I berry happee 4 U.
Take carez of real riilat rela dat whut holdz u 2 togedder.
Good-nite frenz, see yoos agin soon:)
I still hassta rite my amazon revoos. I got inbited 2 joyne “the Vine” groop, so gotta keep up, soas I kan git my free stuff! eyes sew Xcited about it! If yoo want, eye L tell yoo more, and maybee yoo kin bote 4 my revoos, 2!
A.D.D kitteh is M.I.N.U.S an attenshun span!1!!
distraction, dis kitteh haz et!!
iz it just me or cant i access my or any other peeps profile!!
from yesterday taht iz….
Izn’t this all catz tho? I iz ADD all the tiem.
I’ve ADD maiself, and this is xtremely funny! O weet, I see sumfing over their…
Distracted kitteh is distracted.
Kitteh wuz plaiyeing wif teh fevver fingy, untyl:……………Ooooooh, dots, shiney!!!!
How cuz nose buddy ansers my cometz? I fink ai iz knot sew funny NE more; R nobuddy lykes mii. I go eet werms, aifinkso.
O Hai, kitkay; Ai finks peeps liek yuu adn fink yuu ar funneh az wel;
Wen Ai ritez mai kommints, alawtta tiems Ai doan geyt noes rehsponsis;
Peeps ar probly konsintratyng awn tehir own kommints oar bizzee finking bowt
tehir own ahgendahs……iys OK…..Ai jes goez awn duueing mai own fing,
singyng mai own liddel song…..
kitteh spaz attak n 3…2…nap tiem. Zzz.
ADD slythwolf approovs of this–
omg! dinner tiem!
o hai pplz i am finaly home from skool.
dis mai fayvrit
ohai it’s meh stringy =D