Comments on: Could yooz hand me

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 07:38:17 +0000

nawt for nomming purposes… fur other fings…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 00:01:06 +0000

fank yoo! i will luk at it wen i haz teh chanse, in a liddle wile.
yootoob is teh awsum, iznt it? kan find anyfing tehre!!

By: princessmu

princessmu — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:51:03 +0000

ah wunner if cheese an tofu kno about it…

By: princessmu

princessmu — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:49:16 +0000

*lol!!!*

By: princessmu

princessmu — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:38:59 +0000

heh! debreifed!

By: princessmu

princessmu — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:11:16 +0000

wus u visitin ‘merica from ( I’m guessing you libe sorta near england or maybe austraila ) ?
sury u got da forin bug {{{GP}}} But u cin fank cc dat it wuznt da FLORIN bug

By: princessmu

princessmu — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:07:01 +0000

oar money is wasted oar loast
oar the main program that runs the biz has a bad hair day
oar the kat pukes in a shoe
or…

By: siobhan

siobhan — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:00:31 +0000

ai lubs dis sawng, is on ob mai faberits.

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:07:20 +0000

Grammy wuz t totla tu. wore a liddul wite ribun tu sho yu it. ennywaiz she deid abowt 1966. She hab a naiz softee lap fur me.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:03:36 +0000

Teh antie Maud Ai noed wuz reelee juss an ajid fren uv mai mom – an she wuz teatotul!

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:00:48 +0000

* reecorded messij [nawt inna bottel]
“O Hai, Meet canut cum to teh lolphone rite nao, iffen yu ar cawling to inbite him tu the LCB / GP Hunnert Dollar Towel FCHRG(wdoi) fashun show, he is sry but he is busee taht dai, whenebber eet es. kthxbai!”

By: turtlol

turtlol — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:00:44 +0000

ummm, happitail Nashunl Cheezburger Day, ebberywun!
just FYI…
dat is awl….
yu mays naow returns tu yur regularlee skedyuled cheezantiks….

By: Katzi

Katzi — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:58:57 +0000

Ai see Londin..Ai see Frans….

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:57:04 +0000

Iz she cumming? hied da booz.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:56:47 +0000

*tippytoes out of room, hoping she hasn’t created a monstor*

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:56:24 +0000

Wel, we ar relaitid. Maud iz mai grammy. Dat maiks us 2nd cuzzinz

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:49:51 +0000

* ringy ringy
O Hai Sting! Lissen, yu no LCB? yeah, teh fyftee pwned towel gurl, tahts hur.. well, wii is habbing a fashun show tu promote mai new line ob FCHRG(wdoi)
whut? yes, ob corse der will be YNG’s, adn YNG’s tu!
otay, gud. adn yu will bringing Roxaaaaaanne wib yu? gud!
* hangs up humming messij inna bottel*
.
dials Meetloaf

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:41:57 +0000

Ok ok. Let’s make some calls together, ‘k?

*spins lolodex to teh “J” section, dials lolphone*

O hai, Mick? Dat u? This is LCB and my noo flunky-in-training, GP. How u is? Mmm-hmmm. Yeah. No! Rly? They got even bigger? Wow. Does u need a speshul drinking straw or something? Oh, that’s good.

So anyways, Mick, we is calling to invites u to our fashion show. GP has new line of FCHRGs, no *F*CHRGs. Mmmm-hmmm. And I has my hunnert dollar towels. Hunnert dollar, yes. Didn’t u get one? Oh, too bad. They’re all teh rage now, darling. Even Keith has one. Did he try to use it to splort whut? Oh, not splort, snort. O, Mick, u are a caution!

So can u come? Um… it’ll be on teh elebentieth at stupid-thirty o’clock. Oh, no, that’s fine. Bring them along. Shampers? Of coarse there will be shampers. We’re shampling shome rite now. It’s divoon!

Ok, grate! See u then, then. Don’t forget to bring ur drinking straw wif u. Buh-bye now, sweetie. MWAH!

*hangs up*

See? It’s ez. Now u try one.

*Dials Sting’s number, hands lolfone to GP*

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:37:01 +0000

flash frum teh past!!

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:35:44 +0000

ai tryed – ai eben inbented teh “GP (c) FCHRG(wdoi)”; was poseda be terh new hunnet dollar towel but is nawt neerley kewl ennuf!
.
LCB – yu has teh mean… * hands hawt chokklit wib shawt ob kahtlua

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:29:31 +0000

Sigh. Why is it that they want to admire u but they doesn’t want to learn to be as fabulous as me so they can be admired, 2?

Tuff lubs. I practices it.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:27:03 +0000

“Moet et Chador”
…
*snerk*

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:21:17 +0000

* lucks teery-eyed at LCB (GP’s former heroin) adn slinks awf wib thimble of shampers to teh yellol payges inna serch ob lebretees
.
* sniff sniff

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:13:59 +0000

*spits out a mouthful of Iranian champagne, Moet et Chador*

Whut? Did u flunk outta flunky skool or something? Go to my desk, find eth gold-plated Lolodex, start spinning it and use ur mobile to call up all teh celebritys.

*pours out a thimble full of shampers*

Heer. U can has this while ur making teh calls.

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:12:29 +0000

Wowsers!!! Berry naise sawng judson!!! heer, hav a cheezburger wiv extra stinkee cheeze!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:11:35 +0000

Hmmmm, wut ar yuu gunna duz wif teh towul afture yuu geyts iyt?

Oanliest fing Ai cuud fink ov: iyf iyt’s a hunnert-dollure towul, yuu plannez tuu pahraide up’n daown teh boredwaulk wif iyt tuu advurtyze iyt;
then wen peeps sea adn admirez iyt, yuu wil taike oardures foar future delibbery;

Wel, kitteh: foar tihs bizniss vehnture, yuu beddure contakt LCB adn wurk aowt a deel wif her; mebbee her wil gibb yuu a prittee guud kummisshun oar perk foar iyt;
(Jes doan duu iyt foar less tahn mineemum!!!!)

By: KittyPants

KittyPants — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:05:56 +0000

Kin u spayr a squayr?

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:05:04 +0000

but but but… ai donut no anee lebretees

yu is teh grate adn powerfloof LCB, shorlee yu ar surrownded wib faymous hoomins? ai stai heer adn sippy sippy shampers, aifinkso

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:01:46 +0000

That sounds divoon. You line up teh celebrity guests and fotograffers. I’ll start sampling shampers.

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:57:33 +0000

ai is wrappity wrappity inna newspayper & seeweed as rekwested, LCB…
.
ai was finky we cud had fashun show??? YNG’s cud modell teh hunnert dollar towel adn mai floofy new CHRG(wdoi)

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:53:33 +0000

Oooh! Floofy! Shiny! Thx!

U realize this still doesn’t excuse u from debriefing, doesn’t u?

By: warrior rabbit

warrior rabbit — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:44:57 +0000

donkee not dokee (sigh)

By: warrior rabbit

warrior rabbit — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:44:27 +0000

@LunarMommy n whoever else myt be intrested: Breef interrupshun to say dat afftur much googling and googling (which didn’t work yeers ago), I haz found dat teamwork movee on YT dat I menshunned on da horsie/dokee teemwurk thred:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCXxKMIdLHU

I rememburs it as skerryer, akshully, n verree drumatic (and as a movee nawt a short), but da last tym I saw it I wuz probablee 8. Memory is weerd.

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:41:35 +0000

* rummage rummage inna majikal floofy prezunt sack… hands LCB speshul “Guinness Piggeh (c) FCHRG(wdoi)” wib xtra shinee shinee aksheshurees

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:34:11 +0000

Has u ever tried to dry urself off wif a cheezburger?

U keeps finding sesame seeds on ur buns weeks later!

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:23:00 +0000

hey yeah now that yoo menshine eet, since WHEN has a kitteh been more inarrested inna TOWEL than a cheezburger !!!1!!

By: judson

judson — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:04:23 +0000

Sumwun spied me der
an stole muy unner ware
and leff me wiff a smyle ♫

By: judson

judson — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:03:00 +0000

I doved into de water
just like parohs dottir
doved into de nile…

By: siobhan

siobhan — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:58:07 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHLxatfv2w8

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:57:23 +0000

or something dangly gets caught in teh machinery.
or there’s a paper jam in teh laser pantser
or somebuddy loses an eyelet
or …

By: annipuss

annipuss — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:56:14 +0000

Dey awlwaiz likk der harbls wen Grate antie Maud cumz 2 bisit

By: ello

ello — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:55:38 +0000

i can has towel?

By: judson

judson — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:54:29 +0000

by de deep blue sea
seein noone near
I hung my unnerfur
on de willow tree…

By: jd

jd — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:54:25 +0000

Dat eggsplayns teh inbenshun ob bakon.

By: judson

judson — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:53:16 +0000

der is a sawng aboot dis kitteh:
♫ Oncet I went in swimmin
ware der were no wimmin

By: jd

jd — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:52:15 +0000

*gets hiz XGFCHRGWAPOT (an extra-geeky, floofy CHRG wib a propellor on top) coz teh piccy iz silly-cute*

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:52:13 +0000

yes and now you will bow before the power of the floof

By: dahson

dahson — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:52:08 +0000

yu mae nawt feels gud, butt yu iz steel finking smawrt wif snaping on yur CHRG!! Mehbeh deh bebbeh otturs mak u feels betturr!!!

By: siobhan

siobhan — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:52:01 +0000

adn eet tastes d-lee-shus 2s… as da yng staited… b-cuz dems are maiking eet wib da irons… adn ai ulways fotet it wus so flat b-cuz dems wur sitting awn it wib dems hawt b-hins… uh… er… ai meen… uh… lookie… dots………………..

By: jd

jd — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:51:18 +0000

Tu shred, silly!