Could yooz hand me
Could yooz hand me a towul? thx.
did u git lokked outside nakkid again?
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kitteh kneads tu go tu the NB! Aifinkso!!
congratumalashuns awn ur tawp spawt dahson
u wanna sillybrate at da nb? wib da yng’s maikin bbq?
bbq sownds gud! Can ai bringz mai ironing tu?!?
shur, jus tell da yng’s dem may nawt iron direcly b-syds da bbq…
But that’s why the BBQ taste’s so good: we use the irons to cook it…
adn ai foted u jus frows da stuff into da fyre dat u shud iron adn cawl fur halp ob da fyrmens…
Dat eggsplayns teh inbenshun ob bakon.
dat’s smawrt!! Gud finking!!
*gets beeg playte ob deh bbq*
Smails dee rishus!!
adn eet tastes d-lee-shus 2s… as da yng staited… b-cuz dems are maiking eet wib da irons… adn ai ulways fotet it wus so flat b-cuz dems wur sitting awn it wib dems hawt b-hins… uh… er… ai meen… uh… lookie… dots………………..
I see what you’re doing in there!
Put some pants on! Sheesh!
I don’t care if you were debriefed!
heh! debreifed!
*comes bak*
ok, nex time, can me hav spare chanj uv clothes?
ohai kitteh, yu need fig leaf too?
*hands teh kittah fig leaf*
der has bean a spillij
An it sorta went awn a bit…
Iz awl nekkid! Iz barrassed.
kitteh lossed himz cawler.
i’d be mbarrassed too.
I’d get a camera…
Oh, wait, I seem to have one…
*posts picture of naked cat on the internet*
I think it’s usually spelled differently…
u r ebil
True.
“nude” ???
*going out on a limb here* – maybe another word for “cat??” *runs away and hides!*
“feline” ??? “kitty” ??? “felis catus” ???
Dat misturr maus iz a ebil nawty inn-flue-ants….AIFINKSO!!!!1!
Ai wuld sais tu deh nawty barn wif u…butt ai nawt shore deh nawty barn kneads deh ebil. Yah?!?
Thank you!!
*Gives dahson a big sloppy kiss on the… cheek*
*runs nd taykes baff*
U wheel nawt git tu meh misturr maus!! plz tu turn frum yur wikked wayz!!
wares mai towel?!?
HALP!! Plz tu gibs meh a towel?!?
*panics*
*luks arownd furr maus*
*panics sum meowr*
Here….take my hunnert dollar towel…..
Fanks!! Ai lees u nawt snap meh wif et!!!
Sumwun tuk mah clothes.
…
O wate. Ai doan wear clothes. Wai ai needz a towul agin?
cuz kitteh soopurr mawdust!!
mawdusty is not a word to be found in any kitteh’s vokaboolary
Dey awlwaiz likk der harbls wen Grate antie Maud cumz 2 bisit
Wel, we ar relaitid. Maud iz mai grammy. Dat maiks us 2nd cuzzinz
Iz she cumming? hied da booz.
Teh antie Maud Ai noed wuz reelee juss an ajid fren uv mai mom – an she wuz teatotul!
Grammy wuz t totla tu. wore a liddul wite ribun tu sho yu it. ennywaiz she deid abowt 1966. She hab a naiz softee lap fur me.
Wud taht be a……..HUNNERD DOLLER TOWL??!!
Better get LCB!
Woodchuck! WooHoo!
*bellee slyd in sill brayshun!*
Tu shred, silly!
debriefing … itz all fun until sumething like this happenz.
or sumbudy putz out an eye.
or sumbuddy getz hurt.
or …
ai din’ dewit!!
ai wusn’ dere!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHLxatfv2w8
flash frum teh past!!
ai lubs dis sawng, is on ob mai faberits.
or something dangly gets caught in teh machinery.
or there’s a paper jam in teh laser pantser
or somebuddy loses an eyelet
or …
oar money is wasted oar loast
oar the main program that runs the biz has a bad hair day
oar the kat pukes in a shoe
or…
OMG it ar a kitler
*weeek week wee… coff coff splutter splutter*
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o hai chzfrends… stai back – i has teh pleh!
Oh,sorree to hear dat!!
{{{{Guinness Piggeh}}}}}
Is it teh Asiatic pleh or just a normal old pleh ???/
fankies eeck *sniff sniff* is teh foriyn pleh, aifinkso… merican prolly
wus u visitin ‘merica from ( I’m guessing you libe sorta near england or maybe austraila ) ?
sury u got da forin bug {{{GP}}} But u cin fank cc dat it wuznt da FLORIN bug
Sowry. Hope u feelz betturr soon.
{{{{GP}}}}
*hans GP cozy blankie wif deh bebbeh otters own it*
*gibs GP bebbeh otter shayped speel pruf mugg ob deh hawt tee*
Kareful…downt burns yosef.
Nao rest nd git betturr!!
(mai 2 yr old haz bin running deh hai feber awl dai.
)
* snuggles unner prettyfull blankie adn sippy sippy tee
fankies dahson – ai lubs teh bebbeh otturs, awl tho dey is dayngerusly slport-werthee…
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* snaps on FCHRG(wdoi) wrappity wrappity wib xtra ducky taype, juss 2 b shore
yu mae nawt feels gud, butt yu iz steel finking smawrt wif snaping on yur CHRG!! Mehbeh deh bebbeh otturs mak u feels betturr!!!
I new it! I new it! Kittehs aer Emperors! Dey eben hab teh cloves foar it!
yes and now you will bow before the power of the floof
*gets hiz XGFCHRGWAPOT (an extra-geeky, floofy CHRG wib a propellor on top) coz teh piccy iz silly-cute*
der is a sawng aboot dis kitteh:
♫ Oncet I went in swimmin
ware der were no wimmin
by de deep blue sea
seein noone near
I hung my unnerfur
on de willow tree…
I doved into de water
just like parohs dottir
doved into de nile…
Sumwun spied me der
an stole muy unner ware
and leff me wiff a smyle ♫
Wowsers!!! Berry naise sawng judson!!! heer, hav a cheezburger wiv extra stinkee cheeze!
i can has towel?
hey yeah now that yoo menshine eet, since WHEN has a kitteh been more inarrested inna TOWEL than a cheezburger !!!1!!
Has u ever tried to dry urself off wif a cheezburger?
U keeps finding sesame seeds on ur buns weeks later!
* rummage rummage inna majikal floofy prezunt sack… hands LCB speshul “Guinness Piggeh (c) FCHRG(wdoi)” wib xtra shinee shinee aksheshurees
Oooh! Floofy! Shiny! Thx!
U realize this still doesn’t excuse u from debriefing, doesn’t u?
ai is wrappity wrappity inna newspayper & seeweed as rekwested, LCB…
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ai was finky we cud had fashun show??? YNG’s cud modell teh hunnert dollar towel adn mai floofy new CHRG(wdoi)
That sounds divoon. You line up teh celebrity guests and fotograffers. I’ll start sampling shampers.
but but but… ai donut no anee lebretees
yu is teh grate adn powerfloof LCB, shorlee yu ar surrownded wib faymous hoomins? ai stai heer adn sippy sippy shampers, aifinkso
*spits out a mouthful of Iranian champagne, Moet et Chador*
Whut? Did u flunk outta flunky skool or something? Go to my desk, find eth gold-plated Lolodex, start spinning it and use ur mobile to call up all teh celebritys.
*pours out a thimble full of shampers*
Heer. U can has this while ur making teh calls.
* lucks teery-eyed at LCB (GP’s former heroin) adn slinks awf wib thimble of shampers to teh yellol payges inna serch ob lebretees
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* sniff sniff
Sigh. Why is it that they want to admire u but they doesn’t want to learn to be as fabulous as me so they can be admired, 2?
Tuff lubs. I practices it.
ai tryed – ai eben inbented teh “GP (c) FCHRG(wdoi)”; was poseda be terh new hunnet dollar towel but is nawt neerley kewl ennuf!
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LCB – yu has teh mean… * hands hawt chokklit wib shawt ob kahtlua
Ok ok. Let’s make some calls together, ‘k?
*spins lolodex to teh “J” section, dials lolphone*
O hai, Mick? Dat u? This is LCB and my noo flunky-in-training, GP. How u is? Mmm-hmmm. Yeah. No! Rly? They got even bigger? Wow. Does u need a speshul drinking straw or something? Oh, that’s good.
So anyways, Mick, we is calling to invites u to our fashion show. GP has new line of FCHRGs, no *F*CHRGs. Mmmm-hmmm. And I has my hunnert dollar towels. Hunnert dollar, yes. Didn’t u get one? Oh, too bad. They’re all teh rage now, darling. Even Keith has one. Did he try to use it to splort whut? Oh, not splort, snort. O, Mick, u are a caution!
So can u come? Um… it’ll be on teh elebentieth at stupid-thirty o’clock. Oh, no, that’s fine. Bring them along. Shampers? Of coarse there will be shampers. We’re shampling shome rite now. It’s divoon!
Ok, grate! See u then, then. Don’t forget to bring ur drinking straw wif u. Buh-bye now, sweetie. MWAH!
*hangs up*
See? It’s ez. Now u try one.
*Dials Sting’s number, hands lolfone to GP*
* ringy ringy
O Hai Sting! Lissen, yu no LCB? yeah, teh fyftee pwned towel gurl, tahts hur.. well, wii is habbing a fashun show tu promote mai new line ob FCHRG(wdoi)
whut? yes, ob corse der will be YNG’s, adn YNG’s tu!
otay, gud. adn yu will bringing Roxaaaaaanne wib yu? gud!
* hangs up humming messij inna bottel*
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dials Meetloaf
*tippytoes out of room, hoping she hasn’t created a monstor*
* reecorded messij [nawt inna bottel]
“O Hai, Meet canut cum to teh lolphone rite nao, iffen yu ar cawling to inbite him tu the LCB / GP Hunnert Dollar Towel FCHRG(wdoi) fashun show, he is sry but he is busee taht dai, whenebber eet es. kthxbai!”
*lol!!!*
“Moet et Chador”
…
*snerk*
@LunarMommy n whoever else myt be intrested: Breef interrupshun to say dat afftur much googling and googling (which didn’t work yeers ago), I haz found dat teamwork movee on YT dat I menshunned on da horsie/dokee teemwurk thred:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCXxKMIdLHU
I rememburs it as skerryer, akshully, n verree drumatic (and as a movee nawt a short), but da last tym I saw it I wuz probablee 8. Memory is weerd.
donkee not dokee (sigh)
fank yoo! i will luk at it wen i haz teh chanse, in a liddle wile.
yootoob is teh awsum, iznt it? kan find anyfing tehre!!
Kin u spayr a squayr?
Hmmmm, wut ar yuu gunna duz wif teh towul afture yuu geyts iyt?
Oanliest fing Ai cuud fink ov: iyf iyt’s a hunnert-dollure towul, yuu plannez tuu pahraide up’n daown teh boredwaulk wif iyt tuu advurtyze iyt;
then wen peeps sea adn admirez iyt, yuu wil taike oardures foar future delibbery;
Wel, kitteh: foar tihs bizniss vehnture, yuu beddure contakt LCB adn wurk aowt a deel wif her; mebbee her wil gibb yuu a prittee guud kummisshun oar perk foar iyt;
(Jes doan duu iyt foar less tahn mineemum!!!!)
Ai see Londin..Ai see Frans….
ummm, happitail Nashunl Cheezburger Day, ebberywun!
just FYI…
dat is awl….
yu mays naow returns tu yur regularlee skedyuled cheezantiks….
ah wunner if cheese an tofu kno about it…
nawt for nomming purposes… fur other fings…