Kitteh goes to great lengths…
Kitteh goes to great lengths… to avoid bath tiem
next tiem u can pretendz u ded.
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Evrybudy in teh pool
No exsepshuns!!
taht is won angree lukking kitteh!
Congarats, BGee, Anni & m’Lady – a trip to teh Ty Booteek fur yu?
eep… and LCB, ob corse
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*cowers
Good ideea. Ai wood like tu pik up a nice soap-onna-rope
*whispers 2 GP* u leff owt LCB!
hurs wuzn’t der wen ai rited mien!
* whispers LCB has teh mean tonite… shhh
Youz only diskobberd it post-post sota speek
taht’s mai storee adn aim stikky tu it!
Post-it stikky, like??
Moar toffee sticky, Ise thynks.
It’ll nebber werk…
no tubur dukeez heer.
Noe dubber turkeys?
I is a elf. I’m elf-cleaning!
Pouncing cat cited as number one cause of fatalities among Santa’s little helpers.
Teh holiday season is hard on us all.
Dat meenz cheezburgers aer classed az elf-food.
Rite up der wit Lembas Braed? Wii needz Galadriel’s cheezburger ricepii, aifinkso!
Oops rubur dukeez, nawt tubur.
Nawt rubber tub dukee?
kitteh mus bee pretendin 2 b Yuuuu-koooon Cornelius!
*Pik Asx fallz on taebl. Kitteh pikz asx up and likz da pointee end ob it.* “Nao Cheezburger. Ai haz a sad.”
**sniff sniff sniff likk likk likk likk**
nuttin!
Phuuii!! How canz I follo my crusaid foar nawt seggund if stoopid wrxzpressy does nowt shoa me nu piggshur until tuu minnionuts affer mittnite??
My non-imadshinnarrie frinz – let me show you dem!
Hao did teh Grinch get to teh Island uv Misfit Toys?
Izza looong stuurie!!
It starts:
“On a dark and stormy night, the Grinch was feeling obnoxious…”
But obnoxius slapped him across teh fayce adn sent him tu teh nawty barn.
#3 whre he playt wiht teh firemenz an leafs our storrii.
At teh end uv his storee, teh Grinch got da super-Santa powers. Santa Grinch can go anywherz.
He wuz triksy.
I luff teh Iland uv Misfit Toyes!
Iland uv Misfit Toyes FTW!!!1!!1
Luff dis show
Tukkseedo Kitteh
wantz hurz elleegunt frawk beez
dry cleend. Nawt wetz cleend!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
taykkz cayr ubz hurz awnsawmbill.
Duz nawt trust utthurrz
Tukkseedo Kitteh
knoez wutz besstest! Dowtz hurz andz
poyntee endz cumz owt
Jack.
*clappin floofee pawz*
Yay, Jack! Az awlwaiz, yew haz a bery gud way wif werdz.
poyntee endz tu endz all poyntee endz!!
Beryy niss, Jack!!
Alreeddie ritin taht buuk? Wif teh LOLetry??
Eben tha Grinch looks happeer than dis kitteh!!1!!
Boi Kitteh, noes wun wil ebber sea yuu tehre, (’cept me, mebbee);
Hidez iyn plaine site; yuu’re duuin iyt rite!!!
lyke Teh Purr-loined Letter?!
Heyy, dis one stoofed animel skrached me!
Lukz laik mai haus. Kittoonz verii hard tu spawt. Haydn amungst teh plushiiz.
Hahaha! Have a Holly Jolly X-Mas!
who lukks skarier? kitteh or grinch?
Noes, Ah’s a elf. Elfs only baves at da Norf Pole.
Rilly.
I ar no here
U no c mee
Yarr! I is nawt kitteh, I is a pyrite!
Teh kittehs plan was foild wen all teh animals walked in diffrent derections, leeving kitteh standing alone…
Den wun foggie Caterdai eve
Hooman caim 2 sai
O kitteh wif ur hat sew brite
Wud’nt u lyke a baff tonite?
Den how de kitteh clawed him,
Til he showted owt owchie!
Kitteh de pointy endz elfie
U hav wun de viktoree!
elebenty cheezburgerz 4 u!
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Giving a cat a bath is murder – not for the cat but for the person doing it.
Seasonal depression cat
is gonna hurt you.