DIS mak dem
DIS mak dem wakup an’ feed meh!
u can awlso tri alarm clok kitteh.
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and yeah, iz teh backstreet kitteh
Congrats, and salaam Hashim!
fanks annipuss!!
conga rats to u too!!
ohai hashim! we haz a five way ty in nawt sekkunds! thar be sillybrayshuns at teh ty-booteek!
here, i leevs teh milk an cookiez!
i skip for todai’s sillybrayshuns, dinner… i haz to go make eet
BRB!
oh ok!!
fanks kittehcruncheez!!
i’ll be breaking teh fast in 10 minutes from naow!!
Iz kittoon ghazalz ai finks!
iffn dat doan’t werk nuffin will
But kitteh mus take teh conseekenses. Cud alzo haf unforchunate anti-kitteh reackshuns. Teh unmusical r so grumpy inna mornings.
Troo, dat!
Funky Sousaphone!
Play taht funkee moosic kitteh!
Get Down!
Lets boogee!!!!
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*boogee dans, flail floofee pawz*
*boogee dans, waving floofee tail inna air*
w00t!! w00t!!!
Let’s do The Bump, MJ!
*bumpz Maus!
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Sry. Didn’t meening 2 nok u over!!
U need some moosicks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEyWm3UNK1Y
*becomes teh DJ*
*spin spin teh discs*
*cweenmj bumps into teh table adn i go kabloi*
It’s OK. We’re both probably out of practice…
Kitteh iz nawt a wite boi.
it be moar of a kitteh rap
Him a Hip-Hoppy cat?
ifinksyo
ai donut fink dey uze da sussaf… suss… dem beeg hornz en da hiphop.
dem shud… wud be much moa fun dan da twyin 2 shows big horny awl da tiem…
yesh, i fink in hip hop, itz just yo and teh person, yo….
hey hashim, me gotz a queshun, yu kno teh answer?
o wait nebermind
elebenty-sicks trombones led teh fud parade….
Es gud wakeup song! Syng et fur uz Leeza! Ai cwaps mah paws!
ohai midnightsdeer! hows it going wif ur noo kittehs?
Ez gud Leeza! We puts kittehs on pure proteen dyet. Beeg boi’s sugar aw gud, but we test et eber elebenty hours round hiz noms. (afor an afer) Dem bof moer energ.. ener… pways bery hard!
Wez one beeg happy fambily!!!
dat’s gud to hear!
one of mine p’d on teh litter boks mat this morning…
I’m goin owt of town tomorrows, not bak til Monday.. I has a bit of a worry abowt what shape my howse will be in when I get bak….
Hint: hide all toylet paper.
LOL! My toylet papur has been hidden sinse 1995!
I know ur the voyce of xperiense wif 4 kittehs… any otter hints, pleese?
And how r u todays?
Um… um…. hide alla toylet paper? Akshullee, no matter what preventive steps you take, the kittehs will surprise you with their ingenuity!!
I has a happee that you are going to Fla!!! Has a little dip fur me, ok?
Ai bes better ebree dai, fanks.
yay fur u!
OK, I will has a dip for u, and drinks 4 u 2.. somethin called a Dark N Stormy.
It’s teh drink of teh week. Rum and ginger beer wif lyme….
Ai’ll pass awn teh Dark N Stormy fanks. Ginger beer – pleh!! Hao bowt a dakkeree? *wanders off wondering if it’s too early to has a dakkeree IRL*
it’s 5 oclok somewhere, DK!
Ai noes how dat feelz. Ai worries wen ai naut hoem tu. Dey liek ur babees.
Doez she noes u leabing from ur pakin maibe? An pees bad cause she mis u?
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U go on vacshun?
nope, not packin yet… howsehold still in an uproar from adding a 3rd kitteh in wif teh 2 old ladee (13 years old) kittehs…
I is goin to Floridah! From Thurs to Mon so I won’t be playin heer for a few days.
Happy to go on vaca, but wondering abowt ICHC wiffdrawal…..
Wi will miss you! ‘Cept I will be gone, too…
Do yu haz pet sitter komin to play referee wif kittehs? Nd sweep up teh fings they bork?
ohh… when will u boff cum bak den??
*Pulls out a HUGE syringe and injects Leeza*
Here’s a huge dose of Essence of
EbilICHC. Hopefully it will hold you over until Tuesday…*pulls out anubber syringe. Component A counterakx ebil. Component B enhances ICHC essence.*
hay! I iz no pincushun!
*finks dat teh ICHC injeckshun was feelin nice…..*
I will be bak late on Mondays… I has a frend cheking in twise a day, but Weezy is teh only one that will come owt for pets. So she’ll onlee see one uv teh 3!
Where r u goin booklion? anywher fun?
Ize going into teh Adirondacks wif a fren frum outtastate. Hopes to get in sum gud hiking, if my akkypuncturist duz treat me like pinscushun today nd gettransforms teh rekalsitrant feets into happyfeets.
heer, I handing u a pair uv bublolz tuu
walking in. Just putting wun on eech fuutz.
we interupt this thread for a insta-wetha nouncement there are “NO tropical cyclones at this time” in the Atlantic to disrupt the “Lady-of-Many-Names’” vacation. However there will bee a feline cyclone in a small house in Norf Kakalaki
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/
Ooooh, pritty! I like teh irrydessent sparklols on my feets.
Fank yu, cween!
*tirize to curtsy to cween, but teh round bubblolz roll out frum underneath. Flails wildly, nd falls flat on fayce.*
A cyclone? oh noeeeeeeessssssss……..
BL, dat sownds like a GRATE vacashun!
how long will u be gone?
Abouts a week. Be4 teh mountains, I taykes fren to sum ov teh wineries aroun here. the teh Adirondacks 4 a cuppla daze. Tehn akross Lake Champagne to Burlington, nd down into western Taxachusetts…tehn down along teh Hudson into teh City nd JFK flugport. Fren nebber been east bee4, so I gibs a liddle obervew. Too bad fall color onny jes starting now.
hey, mebbee we can haz miniCheezmeet?
oohhhh…. dat really sownds grate!
teh mowntains… and teh wine…
*makes plans to vacashun wif booklion next yeer*
Yu welkom to kom ennytime!
sweetpea, fank yu, but timetable too tight dis trip. But I fink I be going to Portland, ME in November. Mebbee mini Cheezmeet then? I’ll be driving teh lenf of massawhoosetts tehn.
i toe tally unnerstand teh titetimetabulness. if yr itinerary inkludes a lunch oar sumfin in the western mass area dat i could crash,
lemme know; i libbed in wmass fr 16 yrs.
re: Novemberp: kewll, jest remindz me, and wheel get together then yah, you no wheel hab a good time den ♫.
Ohai,booklion !!
Mai parentcats are nawt so far frum u rite nao….dey iz bisiting teh fambly in Geneva.
Dere iz tawk amongst my siblings abowt a possible Thanksgiving trip to NY….
I will has to keep u posted so there can mebbe be a winery(or 2,or 4)cheezmeet.
hello, eberywun
ummm, is teh ninja kat one a video, i cannot seez et
yez, itz a funnee video butt ai knoz sum udder peeps hab sed dey alzo cahnt see itz.
that wuld be teh win, eeck. Lets me no iffs yu comes here Thanksgiving time. Lotsa gud wineries near Geneva!
psst. Ebil. Can u meet me behind teh barn? Ifinkso I needs dat injeckshun…
don’t tell anywon.
*Whispers*
Meet me there in 5 minutes. Your secret is safe with me…
*synkronizes….*
hay! where’s my watch??
*luks askance at LCB 2 commints down…*
iz permitted to ask y yu needz A Touch of Ebil?
*Glowers Welles-like, carefully drinking no wine be4 its time.*
the tuna played for yoo…
complete wiff a castle, 76 tombones and 1 clueless man?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MMuMiw9wbo&feature
I sing it 4 u. I singed it last year, in my early comminting daze.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/03/i-iz-waiting-for-cheezburger-man/#comment-62532
I can’t bleev how yung we all looked back then!
Adn u haz such a lubblee voys!!!
Thx. I studied under Pavarotti.
U’d think a classy singer like that would knoe better than to sit down wifout first checking chair for lolcatburglars.
yup, dat b a win.
(continyood frum ‘ur marblz i found dem’)
h-h-hai? i seez awl da cheezpeeps r bak…i thot u wuz inda troll prizzins
nd Africat nd i went onnna rescue partee…but we cudint fynd da troll hedqrtrs,
we bofe hadta retires fer da nite, nd…nd…nd da sun iz BORKED!!! i tink is
da doins of TROLL MISCHIF!
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but nao u iz awl escayped (asoomin u wuz evar in prizzin) nd nao i iz in trubbl,
plz 2 send halps, the trolz has taykin measurz 2 maek shur i kinawt defeet dem
wif sunlite…nd
*knok knok*
0.0
w-w-whu iz knokkin at mah door?
*seez troll fingars*
AAAAH!!!! HALP MEH!!! HALP MEH INDA NAEM OF AWL DAT IZ CHEEZY!!!
iz jazzkitteh’s alarm
i hab a trumpet an dim nawt afraid to use it!! though, dunno how to akshullee…
mebbeh kitteh cud instead uses da microfon in frunt ob da hoomins snorin debice?
den it would be, “haha! taste ur own medicine!! oh wait… dis isnt a medicine akshullee but wat teh heck!! TASTE ET!!”
Cum on, feel teh noyze!
Ai wanna rock! Rock!
Ai wants 2 rock!
here yu go, rhsb!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiLNCJdXmX0
that wuz grate blonde! Ai luv Tim Curry!
Grrrls rok ur bois
Wiil get whild whild whild!
I can haz oranj (sl)ade?
we’re gonna bring a flavr, show u how!!
*dum dum dum*
Hubbeh still has hiz tooba. Iz nawt teh soozafone, but iz teh consurt tooba.
Ai solded mai floot yeers ago. **sigh**
… and there’s so much beautiful solo music for the tuba, I can see why he kept it
Ai knoz, ai knoz….
Ai tryed 2 get him 2 sell it – wudda brot at leest $700 – but him no wanna part wif it.
Sew dere it sitz inna clozet, takin up (lotsa) spayse an collecktin dust.
if we had any doutz about heewhocanhazheartless befoar, we nao haz final confurmashun: he haz teh weerd pryoriteez.
ROFL- ew awayz maeks meh laff Maus!
Ew shold gits a nue one. Maekin da muzic iz gud fur da heart. Ai gives mien up tu (da floot) but lass yer ai gits a neu one an ai naut dat gud but it maeks happy tail!
Ai’d lubs 2 has a pickolol. Ai borrowededed a frenz an played it wen wii marched, but nebber had mai own.
Dis how basement cat caws tu hiz minions!
Da Archangel haza ‘golden horn’ basement cat haza ‘purple suzzy-fone’.
Yesh, an ai bet it sownz lyk teh theem frum “Jaws”.
purple “Funk Engine” suzzy-fone tew bee xact!
there can bee onlee 1 of those inna whirled !!
I mean inna UNDER-whirled !!
*creepy moosic*
brrrr… teh under whirlled, such a horrific place….
a vision of Charon the ferryman onna River
http://www.lawbuzz.com/tyranny/gladiator/images/charon.jpg
At leest wii hoep so!
Geordj cuddnt maek it 2 teh band pracktiss, sew him sended hims kitteh in hiz playse inna show.
Littlol did Geordj kno at taht tiem, teh kitteh wud b bettur dan him an wud get Geordj kicked outta teh show.
Thus endz anudder storee ov teh Usurpurr Kitteh.
An dey aw lib hobbly eber afder?
Duz N-E bodee eles heer lyk 2 watch the Drum Corps International competishuns? Ai do.
Ai has alwayz been fasinatid wif teh marchin bands an stuff. Lubbed bein innit in ohai skool. Wish ai cudda stayed dere forebber.
**mai memreez, let mi show u tehm**
Ai lieks da marshin ban tu!!! Drummin iz da amzin tu da adren.. maeks lotsa enargee! Iz hard tu xplain but ai noes wat ew r saing!
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But ai naut want tu go bak tu dose timez fur nuttin- waz da confushons!
Maibe him hab tu many headsportz.
He shuld hab da happy den naut hab sush self-esteam izjues!
Lolbin Wiilyams kitteh sez:
Gooooooooood Meoooooooooownin, Amerika!
A Nupdate on teh Fleurz fur our beloved Janet to halp her in her time of sad:
many of you can has put tehmunnieswareyrheartis, so we can buys teh ginormous fraagrant (mmmmmmmjustimajine) fleurs bookay, yes, i finkso. I am still werkin wif teh florist, jean, who knows Janet frum hiskool. I finkso we can send it tomorro? input on dis matterof timing and/or anyfing is preeshiatid; Picardness: letmeshowyouit-
- i will contakt doze contribyutors wif info on how to direktlee donate to daflorist.
anyone interested in chipping in clikky on my name foar my emayo and/or leevea mesj on teh profiles
Booklion is figgerin out a beeyoutimuss pome to somehow let us show her owr sympatheez adn love, adn we will figger owt how we can all somehow send a messaj onna card. wundres if dere’s a nartist out dere interested in making a card? dunno-could it be faxed or mailed (if we delay the fleurs). i just wishes i cood play herz sum comfoart music. *wanderz off thinkthinkthinking*
i lefted u a messij sweetpea… be sure to check it out!!
ifn ennywun haz poem they wants to rekkommend, pleeze messij me. I haz not found jet teh rite wun yet, nd yu knows how our Jaent luvs poetry.
hey BiB, I didn’t find a poem, well ackshully I fownd a lot of dem, but not sure any of tehm were rite.
But dis was nice:
A butterfly lights beside us like a sunbeam.
And for a brief moment its glory and beauty
belong to our world.
But then it flies on again,
and though we wish it could have stayed,
we feel so lucky to have seen it.
Ai fink dat iz berry beeyotiful.
Yes, that is beautiful, Leeza.
Then there’s the always popular:
Do not stand at my grave and weep;
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning’s hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there, I did not die.
That one iz making my eyes leaky.
eecky’s leaky?
stoppit, yur gunna mak me cry…
sniff sniff mai saddnis lets me shows u it*runs off too grabs boks of tishuus* Uniquekitty muss c dis……*spinnz awound in chair adn runns a wai two get Uniquekitty, ais leekin all dah wai*
Oh, dat r so bootifull. I lubs dat wun.
*sigh*
It IZ byootiful, izn’t it? When mai Mom crosst teh bridj last year, wii used it on teh notices taht teh funeral hoem sended owt.
Hay Dawn Key! Ai gotted to xplane hao ai gotted mai niknaem todai!
DK
I has alwyas found Robert Louis Stvenson’s ‘Requiem’ to be moving piece for mourning. It’s the one that ends:
“… home is the sailor, home from the sea,
and the hunter home from the hill.”
ai haz been awai…why iz Janethaskittehs full of sad?
brainfire, sadly, her mum crossed the bridge
Janet’s dear mum died over teh weekend.
GO HERE FOR BYOOTIFOOL E-CARDS, CAN PUT POEM IN DAT YOO SELECT
JacquieLawson.com! MUSICAL, W/FLEURS ONEM, ETC AI LUBS DEEZ CARDS, BROWSE DA SITE AND U WILL FIND SUMTHIN U LUBS, TOO
CWEENMJ-IS YOO DER ? I B LEEVIN YOO MSGS ON YUR ICHC PROFILE, BUT YOO NOT ANSWERIN- YOO 4GETTIN 2 CHECK IT OUT, MAYB?
if yew go back to the picshur wif the kitteh in a boot, askin to go to werk wif hooman, yew will find Janet’s message about her mom
tanks 4 lettin mi kno. dat iz bery full ov sad. ai will send ekard n much snorgles to Janet.
thnx for doin this — awaiting furder ‘nouncements.
don wurri i knoz how 2 play dis tuba thang. youst 2 be in back-up seckshun 4 Kool n’ the Gang bak in ‘76
“play taht funky muzik blak kat
play taht funky muzik…”
(or wuz taht kc an teh sunshine band?)
it wuz wyld cherrie
phunk on!1!
kitteh wil provide a bery rude awakiningz ifink
Without music life would be a mistake. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
i kno sum hoomins hoo are abowt to very much disagree wif dis, ifinkso
i lub moosic too!!1!
Ai want mah CATNIPZ!
Y iz tooba purple?
Is LSU martching band?
Shudln’t kitteh be striped then?
Sousaphones. <33
Kitteh beddure wautchit oar hims wil faulls iynsiede teh tooba adn geyt stukkted;
(Tehn hims mrrrrraaaoooowws foar halp wil rlly bees ampleefieyed!!)
OMG! dey mak horns dat big?
Horny cat
is doin it rong
lols funk engine
low brass kittehs pawn. youz shld gt a trmbonr kitteh.
Cool Tuba
musicul kitteh
and i thought u had become better in the previous lolpic…. should hab known…
Don’t be so hard on yourself…
I haz sed it b4 adn I’ll say it agin….. Dere iz no eggzkewse fur using deh werd ‘retarded’. It b meen adn hateful. To mii, it b just as offensive as deh ‘N’ werd.
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If u don’t liking a lol, u kin say so wifowt being dat cruel. Or u ken just ignore it. Grow up!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deh onlyest rule heer iz 2 playing nice. If u kan’t playing nice, u ken leeve. Now wud b a gud time. *Opunz door so lolllllllllolololol kan leeving.* Adn don’t let deh skreen door hit u on ur way owt!
*feels teh heat giben out by cweenmj*
i habnt seen u so angry before MJ…
dis iz a furst…
Anom 2 dat cweenmj!!
cweenmj, i tink wat yu said had to be done, dere are trolls oot dere dat only hav mindz to ruin udder peeples days…
*pats teh cween on teh bak, and give hur a choklit octopus*
you knows, before it becamed a slur, the definishun of ‘retarded’ was ’slow’ or ‘delayed’… which describez lolllllllllolololo pretty well, ifinkso, since he keeps coming bak heer egzpecting to find sumthing different that teh last elebenty duzzen times he’s vissited….
nom nom nom. thankz, I needed dat. I didn’t meen to yelling. At least not awl uv it.
But mebbee lolllllllllolololol will get deh messij. 
Well sista, I dont know…
I has a feeling he never comes bak to reed anyfing we say. At leest, I has never onse seen him respond to anywon…..
Hay, dat’s a nice tiara u got dere. I can tries it on?
U hazn’t been taking lessunz frum LCB, haz u??
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U ken getting wun uv yer berry own at deh Ty-booteek. Dey b habbing dem wif awl sortz of joolz.