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The Lady of Broccolishireham
Kitteh is full of hot airs, I think.
well, if dats teh case, he’ll blow dem rite oot too
Conga rats, LCB, u lead teh macrame 2 teh tye booteek?
Plz du. Thiz my nawt first nawt first, an ai really want to see tye booteek. Duz ai need one of these bags?
concatulayshuns on yor acheebment! feelz gud, duznt it!
(had mine teh ovver day!)
Um… why don’t u guise just wait here and I’ll go and get stuffs for everybuddy? No need for us all to be traipsing all over teh place.
My gullibility, let me show it to you.
*takes MMs gullibility to see it in teh light*
Wher did mai childlike senz uv innosenz go? (patz pokits) Ai no ai had it sumwherz.
Sumbuddy ated mai kommnt!!
*Angelwiats finz purdy sparklie on groun, (or flour, hard 2 tel)
turnz in lite an admiers teh shinee lites.
*Takes deep breff, resolv es to gib up the mize innocnze
to ritefull ownr.*
Ohia Meezer Mom, Ah founded dis on floar, and I tinks U mabbe losts it?
*holds out in floofy paw*
*aalsew resolvz 2 tink ob taking typing klaz — again* Pleh
(((Angelwaits & Lunarmommy)) Thx, cheespeeps!
Sumtymes ther iz sew much … B -ooty … in da wurld. It’z lyk aye kan’t tache it. And my hert iz jost goin’ 2 kaiv en.
Ai nose haow yu fiilz. Happunz tu mii evurii tyme ai seez a cat. * WUT A WUNNERFUL WURRULD* (singz)
berry strawng, teh wind
Der was a wikked witch too….
…adn a goggie.
And Four Friends…
an teh YNG wuz dere too
I was NOT! I was in the NB doing my ironing. Just ask Leeza…
YNG.. diskreshun…. u can not has it???
Oops! Sorry!
*Blushes all the way down to his… toes*
meez sorree, ma ignerants wuz showin…
Say, kin yoo shoo mii how you ignore ants agin?
Iz taht liek an Grecian Urn or a Venetian Blind?
Prolly boff, aifinkso. Iffn yoo issa Greesy-un, yoo juss Urn yer hed , bud iff U izza vineeesy-un, yoo alreddy beez BLIND!!!
holy….. i didn’t kno yu wuz heer…. *whistle* …. Maus told me to….
*runs awai*
den de fyremens came….
an ebil maus an ebil hashim an ebil don alessandro an all teh ebil minyuns… wut kan wun kitteh do aginst all tehm?
Submit?
Nebber !!!!!
*Puts on cape, stovepipe hat and moustache*
*Twirls moustache*
You MUST pay the rent!
***clasps hands together***
***tosses blond curls****
Oh,WHO will save me………
*Starts tying Eeck to the railroad tracks*
No one can save you!
BWAHAhahahahahaha… *CoughHackCough*
meez will save yu eeck, umm… can yu show me haow to untie teh Ebil knot Ebil Maus tied?
***hands sairys the manual on how to untie ebil knots***
Oh,hurry..
please hurry !!!!
*The big black Ebil steam train chugs around the bend*
BWAHAhahahahahaha… *CoughHackCough*
i hab swore eligance nawt to be ebil any more so i wont submit to u ebil maus!!1
*comes on his pegasus kitteh to the scene with a new black, shiny sword*
u liek it? heh? bought it from amazon.com…
*focus focus*
*swings sword so hard that marm muscle pulls*
*a beem of pure light comes out of the sword and slices the train in half*
*THUD!*
im hurt!… h..e..l..p!
*Twirls moustache*
Curses! Foiled again! But I’ll be back!
*Disappears in a cloud of Ebil smelling smoke*
ahh, ok i got teh knot figgered owt
*lets see, put dis troo dere and pull dat*
oh well ill jus get teh super NOT ebil scissors of ICHC
*slice, snip, cut*
dere ya go eeck
*unties teh last ropes on eeckthecat*
this is teh third tiem, ifinkso, that i hab repelled ebil maus and it hurts dis tiem
*eeckthecat iz naow free*
i’ll just go away noaw, my job is done…
*gets on pegasus kitteh and lifts of and dissapears in the clouds*
Oh,thank you Hashim and sairys,,,
You are mai heroes!
**bats eyelashes**
gee fanks eeckthecat!!
all in teh days work!! *digs toe in dirt*
:blush: tank yu eeck, meez neber been a heero
Conga-rats to teh heroes! We kin AWL be heroes, if only just fur wun day!
Teh Wallflowers sing it on YooToob:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3wjVwuaN98&feature=related
hmmm… i fink u forget to tie teh double nawt *taeks a hair of teh pegasus kitteh which maeks teh ebil rope pure*
he, now i can touch it *point point*
ohh… no moar wasting time!!
*starts to untie teh ropes when…*
Dr Tinycat?
has Hashim finally turned ebil? yesterdayz hhis abatar wuz trunin ebil but himz wuzznt all teh wayz ebil yet
All in good time. He’s “ripening”, shall we say…
dat not gud…
on video thred him sed him wuz not ebil any more. but tehse fings com an go, it taeks time, yoo kan fink yoo iz not ebil any more an tehn BAM it coms bak!
yup, me iz no moar ebil, nawt possible, well akshullee, i waz neber ebil, it waz ebil maus controlling meh
oh wow, Hashim, you ar up reely late tonight?
taht reminds me, i haz to snooze naow, skool tomorrow!!
bubye!!
*zzzzzzzzzzz*
**insert “THUD” here, no? **
lol
hmmm… iz ebil??
i dunno, i fink i waz being possessed last night so taht wasn.t meh akshullee…
Perhaps it was your Ebil Holographic Projection…
Still Ebil though…
nah, i dont have ebil holographs, dey be too expensive and ebil…
and im NAWT EBIL!!1!
And the Bremen Town musicians.
wif da instrumint frum da past picshur? omcc!
Mebbe ai tuched door.
KJitteh’s awlways haz a storie!
They knoes we is teh gullible. And we cant’s even look it up in teh dicshunary because it isn’t in there!
Conga rats (in sparklee tutus) awn ur top spot, LCB!
Mus run 2 tak mai mommacat to an apoyntment sew Ai canna stay fer sillibrashuns. Ai comez bak ladder to git sum sordid chokklits an a shiney kitteh windchym frum teh ty-boo-teek!
ohai moe, wut happened to teh cheezfrendz map?
i wuz tinkin dat mebbe a troll went on dere an deleeted eberyting jus to be meen
o hai sairys, ai dunnoes whut happened tu teh map. ai seed awl teh plaecmarkrz wuz gone.
.
Ai wud start a new wun but ai berry bizzy fur teh next elebenty wiiks. iffn ennywun els wants tu starts a nyew map, ai shur odders wil join in.
.
teh trolls, dey haz moer tiemz awn dey hanz tahn braynz in dey heds, awr lub in dey harts.
lol, i sekkund dat opinyun Moe
Just a taste of what Leeza’s house will look like Monday evening…
To shows whut a genrus person I is, I voluntear to house-sit 4 her.
oh, fanks LCB… but I has someone alreddy! Really…. no need… no need atall…
*checks pokkits for keys*
*scoffs*
Keys?
We don’t need no stinkin KEYS !
Whai iz leezas howse gonna luk lyk dis? Hur gots teh munnies an goin 2 WalMart?
I iz going on vacashun tomorrows and leeving 3 cats alone hoo barely tolerait eech other….
Oh mai.
R u SHURE u wanna leev tehm by dereselves?
Ai will bolunteer 2 halp LCB kitteh-sit 4 u.
um, yeh, hide teh plastik bags an teh toylit paper. an teh paper twols. an teh curtins. an teh furnichurs.
an teh mayle. an teh bedspredz. an teh non-kitteh fuds. an teh knives. an….
an teh howseplants. an teh lawndry. an teh frow-rugs. an teh playsemats.
trubble is… i fink ur RITE!!!
cept not wif plastikky bags tho.
my kittehs r afraid of dem.
Mabye dere will eben be teh dredded “streek” – yoo noes, when tehy canot finish dere bidness in teh litter boks…
Fings to luk forward to!!!
Like…
All ur clothes in a big(ger) pile.
Behedded mouses in ur shoos.
Cat litter in teh darndests places.
D…
Dirt frum dumped hous plants ebreeware
Ebil minions (teh kittehs let dem in)
Funkee smelling litter boks
G…
Gnawed furniture…..
Hacked-up furballs….
Ill-smelling house…
J….
Jaw marks on shoes
Kibble eberywhere
Large surprises on teh living room
M…
Jacked oop chairs
Killed stuffed animals
Laid kittehs
Many, many “spots”
N…
New upholstery, ruined
Opened mushy fud canz
Presentz on teh bed
Q…
ok, meez get stuk on teh ‘Q’ one…
Note frum Kitteh Sitter (shredded)
Opened cabinet doors everywhere
Puke (cant suga-coat it) dried/crusty
Qwaint innerscent looks on guiltee fayces
R…
R u guiz trying to scare me?
Sumthin tells me I shud stay hoem…
Too manny fings to worry abowt!
dats a gud wun
leeza, yu shood kno wut weer treyein to do, we no wunt yu to leeve (eben tho yull onlee be gone fur a few lols) well miis ya
Underware owt inna open
Venitian Blind (ima taht old)
….cords knotted beyond detangling
Winders cova’d wiff nose /paw prince
Xactlee nuttin in same place as B4
Your favorite ________ missin
Z….
zomg I’m stayin HOME!!
Srsly, sairys… i has a big consern.
someone p’d owtside the box today and dat has NEVER happend before.
Alsew..
*settles in to tell story*
Dis is bowt my last kitteh, Dixie, and my furst trip overseas, a 2 wk trip to Yoorup. When I got hoem, she had yoosed my bed for a litter box. Lukky it was not an xpensive bedspred, but after that she got in teh habit uf yoosin teh bed anytime I went owt of town, or left her alone for too long. It took me YEERS to brake her of that! Yeers, and teers and lotsa omg why r u doing this???
I is very worried bowt a repeet of dat.
Abowt teh bed:
Sownds lyke a direkt staytment abowt teh emptee bed. Nobuddy in teh bed? Oh poo on that!
Purrhaps yoo wuld lyke to put sum eggstra blankees on tawp uv teh bed justinkayse? Or close teh bedroom orf whyl yoo is gon?
leeza-b, duz yur kat-sitter stai in yur howze fur sum howrz an plai wif kittehs wen yuz gone? awr duz he/she jus come in tu kleen littar boks an fill teh fuud bowls? ai finkso kittehz maybe missin sum hyoomin company?
.
wen ai kitteh-sittin fur odderz, ai wudz jus stai in dey howze awl teh daze dey wuz awai. ai ashurz yu, dere wuz zeroe kitteh-poops awn bed. wun mah kitteh wardz wuz a emoshnully delliket tyep an awlwez needed hyoomin kompany, but eeben himz wuz okai as lawng az sumwun arownd teh howze most ub teh tiems.
Yup, dat wuz Dixie making hurs direct statemint alrite!
Poo and more!
well.. the howse is on teh small side, and I alreddy has the front room (the one wif UPHOLSTURED FURNICHUR) shut off, so I can’t see limiting their space more than that.
Plus, when I’m gone, my kittehs pretty much live on teh bed, Ifink it wud upset them even more to be shut away from it. fyool to teh fyre.
I fink… I will put a shower curtain ober teh bed, and teh bedspred over that. just in case.
How is Dexter? Waznt he being, um, tutored today?
I alsew “purrfesshunally” *koff intwo hand* kitteh sit and reely there ish neva a problem because I spend face-to-whiska time wiff the kittehs. Peeps tells me taht they come hoam and the kittehs are mad because they are back!! Donut worry if yoo haff checkered owt the “sitta”
ohai moe! no, my frend will just be stopping in twise a day.
2 of teh 3 kittehs r scared uv her enyway.
she’s big, and kinda loud… one uv my bestest friends, and LUVS kittehs (can’t have eny cuz huzban iz allerjick) but one of dose peeps most kittehs run for teh hills from…she’d pet em to deff if they’d let hur.
Hopefully they’ll get lonlee enuf to come owt aftur a day or 2 and let her giv em some luvs and pets.
well, meez not know how to halp yu, owr kats are in/out kittehs an when we go owt dey go owt, eben when we gone fur a three day weekend. heck dats teh kool part, dey got dat rottweiller down teh street trained, if dey go by there he shuts up or he knows he gets his bottom beat. so if dey gots a big goggie like dat trained weez not wurried bout anyting else.
but really, it’s not abowt bein lonely.
it’s abowt a noo kitteh in the howse wif teh 2 old cats, and
teh combinashun of me leevin, and leevin them wif
HER in teh howse wif them.
but as fur yu keepin kittehs inside, if its winter owt we always get someone to com ober once a day to refill their food and water, an chek so there wasnt any askidents.
oh, bout dat leeza, umm… i dunno…. i woud probly see if somwun can luk after yur kitteh at dere hous for a little bit, usually teh kitteh will be bothered a little bit but if yur only gone fur 1 or 2 days it shood be ok.
srsly jest tell her to sit down and watch sum TV, eat a meal, read the paper — do sumthin yoo wood normally dew (hmmmm) and not try to “make” the kittehs come out. Give her a wand toy or the like and jest cazually flick it abbowt and they will get curious. It is really a dang shame that yoo cannot have mii as your sitta
they call me a whispa-ruh – no rly srsly iz troo!
leeza-b, I kin see why yoo wuld wurry.
Teh idear uv puttin a showr curtin an then blankees over it sownds gud.
Yes, today Dexter is at teh vet bein *ahem* tutored. He wuz leepin arownd this mornin, so happeh to be goin to wurks wit himz mum! He wuz in himz karrier waytin fur meh 10 minnuts befoar we had to leave fur wurk (stopping at teh vet furst). He purrd teh hole way in – mayd me feel bad. I will go pik him up inna fyew howrs here. They sed teh surgery is pritteh minor an he shuld be just fyne! He us up to 9 pownds nao!
Gremlin, waitin for u in the carrier?
Purring in teh car?
Dat’s one speshul kitteh u got there!
{{{{Dexter}}}}
i agree with 2wh2blk2stripey, if teh sitter is patient yur kitteh may eben hav a fun time
and fanks, 6K, I will suggest if she has time to do dat.
but unfortunatlee she’s not one to sit still for berry long…
I wish u cud be my sitta 2!!!
in, teh end tho, its up to yur judgment leeza, wuteber yu tink is best fur yor kitteh
fangs leeza, thats Y peeps pay for a service frens are gr8t and all (i sit for frenz too) but the service garauntyz that time is spent wiff the kittehs. Jest make her promise nawt to force the kittehs out. p next tew box cud just mean a butt hung in the wrong direction – have yoo done the 1 box per cat plus one box?
wut’s dat? gess not! LOL
I has 2 bockses for 3 cats.
I wuz wondering bowt butt rong side owt, ackshully… Gummi likes to p reel close to the entrance. dat kitteh is sew funny!
oooo always helps tew adda box wren yoo adda kitteh – there is a “they”-say- rule that yoo should have 1 box per kitteh plus one “neutral” box. I have alotta boxes!!!! BTW did yoo catch the elusive feral yet??
Ai had pet sitters hoo woched TV wiv mai kittehs -sed tehy lykd teh shawpin channul best – an Ai woched tv wiv mai frends gogies (Slebrity Co Dancin/Dansin wiv teh stairs). Nao Ai leev teh raydeeo awn for Amber, an teh radeeo/alarm bai mai bed.
She nawt poop enneeware but she DUS go huntin; finks if Ai’m nawt tehr no-wun will feeds her
I did add one! I only hads one before, now I has 2!
*she sed wif a prowd*
Thelma and Weezy has always shared, no problum.
Oh the old tomcat? No, hez still owt there… yowlin
fur his fuds every am and nite. I’m seeing if I can
get drop trap for him.
lol Ambercat! PBS had a speshul series over here a few
years ago- David Attenborough’s Life of Burds. I wud watch every week and Weezy wud come in an lay down rite in front of teh TV and wach 2!
Sumtimes she’d go behind teh TV lukking for teh burds… like, ‘ware is they? I know they is heer.. I can sees them.. I can heers them… why can’t i CATCH them..?’
yu noes they haz dvs of burds anskwirrlols just fur kittehs, donut yu?
Mebbe teh new kitteh culd stay elsewhere, nd return when yu do. Then teh old kittehs will ‘sociat the return ov belovved yu wif teh retrn ov teh new kitteh, nd mebber aksept her bedder. Nd yu won’t have to wurry ’bout them ganging up on her whyle yu gone.
Queezy stommick, evidenz uv?
but yurs is berry gud too
ill remember et
joocy ded kritits left fur homcomming prezzent
kracked vase awn floor
lost hare ribbons…
M…
Yoo just has to kitteh-pruf, i.e., remoob ebbree item frum ebbree surface in teh hous…
seeeeeee i towld yooo Feline Cyclone: Gummithelmalouise
Awl dat shoppin an u STILL forgotted teh gushi fudz?
Stoopy hoomin. Ifn ai had ‘posabul thums, u wud b out teh doar!
WIN!!!
Otay, hooman, sew ai wen shoppin. ai onlee uze ur credit card jus a lil. luk, ai bye u katnippy maus!
Ha ha! I’ve come home to that scene.
But I have to say that Target bags are much better for holding that dirty cat litter than those Walmart bags in the picture.
But teh crinklee bags r teh fun 2 play wif! See? Dey maek teh noyse!
Sew hoo carez if iz 3 a-clok inna moarnin an u gots a erlee meetin?
Deh muss bee sacked naow!
Kitteh must a been n O Hai O dis Sunday!
Oar Kentuckee. Wii gots teh bad winds 2.
Drivin innit waz NAWT fun.
R u in O hai O, Spriit Dancer?
Ohai rhsb gud afturnoon
how beez U todai?
Ohai 2_k.
Jes werkin. Kant bisit heer az mush, since tehyre crackin down onna innertoobs usidj.
Mahm an dad r sick, an ai hoep ai nawt next. Ai nawt has tiem 2 gets sick.
Hao r u?
drink lottsa of OJ k..
and stay healthy
hope mom and dad gedds well soon
O I ar gud, yesturdai was hubcat’s birfdai
wez wented to Dee Cee walked along deh mall
frum National Gallry ov Art 2 deh Lincoln memorial
and then had fudz, I hadz yummy shrimp fajitas
we also saw lotsa of candian goosies, demz is big
and not scared of the peeplols.
I tooked lotsa pics will post some of the dem in deh profiles
BTW I haz one of mai pictures wif mai boss kitteh yogeh
in deh profile iffen Uz is curious
Ohai, 2K! Did I heer teh wurd shrimps!?
I lukkt at yor profyle an sees a pikshor uv a luvlee laydee holding a beeg tabby! Izzat yoo!? Whut beeg feets that kitteh haz that yoo ar holdin!
I finks yoo alreddy noes this, but ther is a pik uv meh on mah profyle – aym teh gurl in teh tent holding teh beeg orinj boi kitteh who wuz mah Gremlin.
Nyce to see yor fayce!
oh fanks gremlin, I seen Ur photoo wid kitteh before
himz a purty kitteh so is himz humin
I saved sum shrimpz fur yooz, here haz sum
*nom nom nom* Fanks! Is so neet to finally see whut cheez-peeps looks lyke! Fanks fur inklooding yor pikshor.
At leest teyre nawt hangin inna trees, lyk tehy do heer sumtimez. Iz wun ov mai pet peevez.
kittehs or plastik bagses?
Plastik bagses, silleh!
Luks lyke kitteh haz been shoppin at Wall*e*Mart. Wundur whut heez been buyin…
Accidentul lyfe inshoorence
Buk uff excussez
Candee an flowerz tu mayke upp fur da mess…
Drugs to use awn hyoomin…..
Ebil repellent….
Floofy spray(to luk kyooter)…
G…
Gushifuds
Hareball prebet…perve… stuuf to mayk not happens
Ittybittykitty Calendur 20elebenty
J…
Julerree fo purdi-fie deh kitteh — iz possibl?
Klown stufd toyz fo terr-up
Liddle bag ov frut fo differnt noms
Mennie kyards fo birfdei, marrge, feel bettr soon
OMG…dis luks jus liek mai Nala!!
Her & her sister Nikita liek to lick the plastic shopping bags….anybudde elses kittehs do dat ???
Josie liked 2 lick pikshurs. Ifn ai nawt get um outta hur reech, hur wud lick teh pikshur until tehy wuz no lawngur shinee.
Kittehs can b sew weerd, sumtymes!
mah kittehs does dat especially mah Injeh (orinj not poyson tabbeh)
mai kitteh duz dat, she luvz 2 chew plastik bagz! she alzo luvz cellephane, she’ll chew up enbelopez iffen she getz de chance.
Owr Timmy duz dat.
jump own eet, jump in eet, lick eet, scratch eet, put da scratched parts awl obber da room, adn repeat… oh yesh… mai kittehs jus lurves dis bags, adn ai beez so scared dem myt eat sum ob it oar mebbeh get suffocated… so ai jus sits adn watch adn remobe da chaos wen dem no longer looks…
When mai kittehs wuz liddul,dey would get teh handle stuck arownd dere neck and run like CRAZEE awl ober teh apartment to get free. Ai came home once to find Nala & Christy cowering in a corner,and Nikita cowering in the baffroom wif a bag arownd her neck.She must have gone partikularly nuts that tyme.
Scared me….did NAWT want kittehs to choke!!
egg-sacly… dem beez much 2 sweet to choke… poorsweetliddlolkittehkyooties *goes off 2 surprisehugs em ^^*
lolz! Weezy did that once wif a paper bag, teh kind wif the twine handles… runnin frum the bag that was chasin her….hung rownd her neck!
poor kitteh was so skared…
We hadda kitteh dat did dat wif a UCLA bookstore bag. Doze bagz wuz teh NOIZEE. Big noizee bag chased teh poor liddul girlkat — she hid behind teh cowch for howrs aftur we got teh bag offa her. Ai wuz just glad she diddint haz a hart attak.
Lotsa kittehs luvs teh bags. Dexter duz too, but he got stuk in wun an skeerd himself runnin awl over teh haus.
We hazza noo set uv bag roolz: Teh paper bags with teh strong handles, we kuts teh handles in teh middel befoar kitteh kin play with them. Teh cheep plastik bags is playd with only under supervishun. Yes, teh crinkly sownd uv teh plastik bags is hard to rezist!
LOL! mai Sam-Sam did taht wuns too! it wuz teh Xmastyme an ai wuz wrappin prezzints an hee gotted teh payper bag handle stuk onna hed. hee ran sew fast! outta teh rum, down teh stairs, inna living rum, bak inna teh bedrum…
ai didn’t kno whut happind at furst, sew ai wuz at teh top of teh stayrs, luukin down at kitteh zoomin bak and foarth… an tehn ai wuz laffin and laffin!!
My Sadie doz dat. All 3 awlso liek to run thru dem.
iz teh bags frum buyin all yor burfday prezints!!
HAPPEE BURFDAY frum teh burfday fairy to all the cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i bringed yoo yor favrit flavr burfday caek an i skreem, frooty punch, baloloons, an goodie bas wif funny sunglasses, liddle puzzles wher yoo roll teh ball arownd throo teh maze, kandees an sparkly pensils wif kitteh-hed shayp erasurs! an konfettis!
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Fank y00, burfday fairy!
oh mai… a belated but ebben moar frum da heart – iffn dis is possiblol – hawpee fursday to poohbear…
O hai, siobhan! But iz nawt yet Fursday in TTI ~ iz sebenty elebenty pawst merrydiane hear… Happy Fursday siobhan an awl Cheezfrenz!
Hi an happy bee-layted b-day pb, frum teh “hartlandt ob ‘merika” wear teh “wind cumes sweepy down teh plane”!!!–and happy unbirffday to siobhan in beetiful Graz, and 2 ebberywon else!
*sprinkolols ‘unbirffday konfetti’ in2 teh OK-wind 4 ebbry buddy*
*smyles as teh sparkly-happy-day stuff lands on ebberywon ebberywear*
yeah, blame it on anyone or anyfing u find!!
a Nupdate:
linkee to teh obit o Janet’s mom:
http://www.heraldpalladium.com/index.php?pSetup=heraldpalladium&curDate=20080916&pageToLoad=showPaperArticle.php§ion=Records/Obituaries&filename=A7_09-16_records_page.PDF.0&artId=10
Thx Mary. As I menshunned to u in e-mail, I propose we give and lefted-over moneys from teh flours to teh charity listed in teh obit.
Where can I find how to contribute ??
Wish I lived closer to St.Joe…..it’s about a 3-3 1/2 hr. drive from me.
clikky on my name to get info on teh fleurs. looks like we are well on teh way to sending a byuuuuuuuuuuuutimuss fleur arrnjmint with peeps donating $10 or less apiece and sending (if dey like) munnies to teh MS fund.
I has reseebed sujeschun dat we sends the fragrant fleurs (mmmmmmjustimajin) next week, to cheer Janet after the hubububub has died doon, and the otter flowers has faded.
*waits Picardlike for input which i valuez*
Ai fink flowers next week be a wunderful idea…..
Den Janet has something for herself as well as a tribute to her mom.
**goes to click awn Mary’s name to contribute**
Ifinkso too. I votes to send teh flowrs negst week when J4K haz a momint to herself to enjoi teh posiez.
florrs next week souns gud.
IB I had nny sparz munnies, wud send. Not urning enuff!
*goes off to DSAI!*
adds cympathie thots 4 Janet — iz mai nem 1 — 2 iz whut I ment
*brefly konsidrs typing — PLEH*
LCB, thnx fr teh emayo & halp. i fwdeded sum to you- lemme know if you dint getem.
Fanks, Mary. My mom crossed the bridge last year, and her name was Mildred too.
Oh, my, I hassn’t ben on ICHC for several daze now, and so I dind’t know ’bout Janet’s mom! I am soo sorry 4 yoo, gud Cheezfrend! {{{{{{{Janet Can Has awl teh huggs ob cheezlandt-volks!!}}}}}}}} THots and prayers R wff yoo! and menny fangs 4 N-rencing R lives hear on ICHC, J!
*weeeeeek weeek weeek weeek*
O Hai Chzfrends! todai inna mai majikal floofy prezunt sack, i has…
* rummages… rummages sum moar…
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ah, heer it is… “Guinness Piggeh (c) FCHRG(wdoi)”
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* hands promoshunal FCHRG(wdoi) to awl teh chzfrends
Oh wow! I can has wun? Teh floof! Teh kyootniss! Won’t I luk sweet in this!? AWL mah frenz will wunt wun. . .
*hands gremlin “Guinness Piggeh (c) FCHRG(wdoi) customising pack”
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yu can eben decomorate it aneewai yu wants! der am a speshul pencil inna pack so yu can has anee drawingz at awl!
Wow, thatz grayt! Fangs, Guinness Piggeh!
*whispurs to eeck* Teh F is fur floofy, I finks.
* whispers to self “hunnert dollar towel…? pfft… taht is soooo yesserdai”
hey, teh hunnert dollar towel is not yesterday, LCB is still selling et so it still today, and tomorrow aifinkso.
ai noes! mai inbenshun will nebber beh as kewl as hunnert dollar towel…
* hangs hed in shayme fur dowting speshulness of LCB’s uhmayzing towel
whispurrs: if yu can make FCHRGs standard issue, yu may be able to mak et popularler
hmm… mebbe LCB & GP cud put awn fashun show…? wii cud has chzfrens modulling teh hunnert dollar towel wib the FCHRG(wdoi) aifinkso, yesh
yes
whispurrs: wats da (wdoi)???
“wib drawingz on it” yu can has anee drawingz yu want!
*quietly* Will tehre be YNGs insied teh hundert-doller-towl??
*pulls out loldikshunree… Y, Y, Y… pleh! summedy eeted mai Y!
*whispers* whut is YNG?
YNG = yung nekkid guy (or gal, dependin on hoo is talkin)
WANT!
whoot? ur FCHRG is DA KEWLNISS! or… mebbeh… DA FLOOFINISS… hmmm… ai ebben fink eet is bof.
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{{{sioabhan}}} * gibes anudder majikal pack out wib xtra floof
wait, meez jus tout uv sumting, CHRGs are suposed to protect frum cyootness, dusnt teh floofieness remind us uv teh cyootness an wont dat encourage teh SPLORT?
is ok, FCHRG goes onna hed so donut c it… but kitteh will c it adn den kitteh will splode!!! o noes!
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* scampers off tu drawingzs bored tu design CHRG(wdoi)-KE [kitteh edishun]
Souns lek gud poynt
ya, meez tink he mite ned to tweek teh dezign a litle bit, aifinkso
oh fankies… ail always warez dem nau… *happeh*
adn… u cud jus put mirrors on eet… so dem kittehs wuds ownle see der own kyootniss… adn de bees immune gainst der own kyoot.
*rummages inna floofy majikal prezunt sack… hands speshul antiee-splort mirrors out wib ebbery FCHRG(wdoi)
phew – fankies siobhan!
ah ai see… u awlreddy haded dem wib uz… fit fur any ok-shun… us a gweat inbentor
aww fankies {{{siobhan}}}
awl taht inbenting maded meh hungreh * scampers off in serch ob nommables…
Fank u…
ummmm,what duz teh F stand for??
is a berry, berry speshul CHRG… is floofy nao! towtallee yooneek tu!
* hands eeck anudder pack wib lawts of purplol aksheshuries
Ohhhhh…purpol !!
***bats at aksheshuries wif floofy paws***
***puts awn FCHRG and is the emvee uv awl her co-werkers ***
Fanks,GP..dis is the bestest!!!
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Kitteh not WANT Walmart cheezburger! Union cheezburgerz ONLY pleez! Only KITTEHZ should ohpress hyoominz, not eevul corprit gyantz!
rhsb – i do ndeed bez in OHAIO. deh wyndz waz nawt so mush ha ha funnyz. no lectricitcity…steel haev lotz of twee limbs b down. mush yard work 2 doez. luckee lectricitcity on nowz. lotz hoomins steel no haz here.
Wowsers, kitteh; musta bin a prittee byg wynd, liek Hurrycaiyne Ikie, oar wun ov tohse uvver trohpikal maunster stourms;
(Wunder wut kitteh dyd wif awl teh stuf inna plastik baggees;
Hmmm, mebbee hims wuz a guud kitteh adn heylped tuu puttez awl teh groasherees awaiy……..yesh, rite!!!!)
dis kitteh is hopin hurry cane ike be awl gone
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2003990
My cat loves plastic. I can just see her doing that.
He’s showing his cute innocent face.
yeh, rite, kitteh, u draggd em in.