Comments on: srry, but

By: Katzi

Katzi — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:22:14 +0000

*SPLORT!!*
Dat bebeh kitteh is adorabull!!!

By: frigginrandom.com

frigginrandom.com — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:18:14 +0000

the sneaky kind

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 10:41:06 +0000

Kitteh beddure runs awaiy rlly fass;
Pyuooter gunna blowe adn goez ‘BOOM!!!!’ ennee minnit!!!!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:32:39 +0000

ok, gud night!!
sleep tight!1!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:29:44 +0000

ICHC awlwayz makez mii feel bedder.
I think I goez bak to bed now. G’nite.
{{Hashim}}

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:19:30 +0000

ohh…. {{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
hope u feel better!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:14:50 +0000

Oh hai Hashim! iz tu eerlee for sillybrating heer. it b 4:13 am. I woking up wif deh durn hartburn. So I kum heer adn play 4 a bit.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:12:23 +0000

I wud just cutting dem awl. hoo needz awl dose wairez enneeway??

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:10:30 +0000

yippee!!
u completed teh list!! sillybrashuns den?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:06:54 +0000

Uglee bugz
Vile bugz
Wild bugz
Xtreem nomming bugz (dey eetz ebereefing)
Yukkee bugz
Zero tolerance bugz (I have no idea wut taht meenz)

By: siobhan

siobhan — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:04:23 +0000

yehs fanks to lcb but awlso to u sweetpea {{{{{{ sweetpea & LCB }}}}}}

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:55:15 +0000

Ohai!! i upgraded ur ram… but i eated it!!1!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:55:03 +0000

Wii needz 2 rehabilit8 dem in2 lol-riterz. it b win-win: no moar virusez, mennee moar lolz!! Wii kud gibbing dem cheezburgerz fer riteing deh gud lolz.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:53:14 +0000

quest bugs (ai hait dem in da pjuter gaems!)
rude bugs
sew kyoot bugs
tti bugs (nawt skwash dems!)
u…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:51:49 +0000

I bleev dat I saw Gibbocat unloding sum uv dose frum deh
dlivree truk adn stawking dem on deh shelvz. U shud going 2 deh Tybootek adn gitting wun b4 he runz owt.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:50:25 +0000

shud habe made a bbq wib da fyrmens ^^

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:06:56 +0000

Gotz 2 bee carefl: iz katching, messes up othr typin, evn speeking.
Iz a bit hardz to lernz: Eye tinks Ah uses 2 meny lolspells in 1 sentence.

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:06:11 +0000

Snif sniff snniiiffff
Duz Eeye seml sumthin that iz Burns?

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:58:49 +0000

(Izz silly qweston, ifinx. Hu wud say Noe?)
Answer: DO WANT!!

KTHKX — no bie til getz cuckie

By: Babelfish

Babelfish — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:31:59 +0000

I wants keeteh tek support!

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:01:17 +0000

didja fine wan? sowndz liek teh CHRG 4 kmee. exspeshually wif teh propellor fingy awn teh top.

By: judson

judson — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:46:08 +0000

Kitteh sez “Ohai, I fergits is it cut the blue wire fer disarm or cut the blue wire fer asplode?”

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:43:39 +0000

Teh bugz doan stand a chanss wiv yu luken fur tehm!

By: ruledbyfantima

ruledbyfantima — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:29:20 +0000

Oh, louse. Waz mi nexst gess. Iz gud peom!

By: booklion

booklion — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:28:25 +0000

Dat Skottish dialek iz hard to get yused to…but nawt kwite az hard az lolspeak!
I luvved teh Robert Louis Stevenson when I wuz a yunglet, but az I gots older, I had less pashens wif teh dialek. Mebbe lolspeek iz mayking me more payshent, nd I culd haz teh fun ov Treasure Island nd Kidnapped agin.

By: ruledbyfantima

ruledbyfantima — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:27:43 +0000

Mmmm… gotsta be a flee. I dinna ken for sairtain shure, but mebbe Babbie Burnz? (Bye teh dialektiness)

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:25:37 +0000

Noo bugz (fey b veree tainee)
Oeld bugz (haz a beerd an a kayn)
Pil bugz (nawt fr medikul yoos)
Q…

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:24:54 +0000

Yay! Ai luv teh Robt Burns. Mi faverit iz “To a Mousie”.

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:23:19 +0000

Teh kudul bug!

::kudul kudul kudul::

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:21:36 +0000

Yippee!!! booklion!!! “To a Louse” is so wunnerfulol and R Bernz is FTW! I knot knoo dis type ob Languish hee rited N, so ai hassta reed it obber and fink–butt thats part ob teh funn ob it! LOL!
(is knot so EZ as LOLspeek, rite?)

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:18:51 +0000

By: booklion

booklion — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:17:01 +0000

Fanks for teh Robert Burns, Kitkay! How menny poets writez pomes to louses?
I’z always been afrayed ov seeigng myseff az ovvers see me, I confesses.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:10:45 +0000

dats wut puter dr. tinycat sed……. sigh…….teh gud nooz is dat puter is sew nooo dat ai duzznt has much ob innyfing on it….jus sum pix…..can format, is ok. bad, bad nasteee virus riters!!!

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:56:56 +0000

dis will dubble poast but
Thank you, LCB, for setting this up. schmooooooooooooooooooooo

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:55:55 +0000

twy, twy again

http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4k.html

By: paloooz

paloooz — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:43:17 +0000

I wonder if these comments are automatically translated into lolcat speak, or if everyone just types that way!

By: jd

jd — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:42:57 +0000

Eeezy. Hagrid.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:38:12 +0000

Ai hazznt teh foggyiist eyedea.

By: jd

jd — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:36:51 +0000

*glances at kitteh’s work* Yu compressed teh fylez by sitting on them, yu’b del-eated awl teh nommy stuff, adn yu’b bited teh mouse. Ohn teh obber hand, yu did fix it sew cheezburgers can be seen in elebenty billion colours.

By: jd

jd — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:34:25 +0000

Iffen yu see that when browsing wib Internet Exploder oar Fyre Fox, ignoar them. The ballonie thing iz by a virus writer, adn iffen yu clik on it, it installz a virus on yoar computer. Iz a very hard virus tu gets rid ob, tu.

By: jd

jd — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:31:40 +0000

Den ai wont an XGFCHRGWAPOT (an extra-geeky, floofy CHRG wib a propellor on top)

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:17:01 +0000

An awlso, 2 whut kynd ob bugg duz teh auther speek here?

(hope yoo lykes it as mush as I do!)

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:13:23 +0000

An now 4 won ob my faboryte bugs (lenbenty cheezburglols to teh naught sekond won hoo kan identifly teh author:

Ha! whaur ye gaun, ye crowlin ferlie?
Your impudence protects you sairly;
I canna say but ye strunt rarely,
Owre gauze and lace;
Tho’, faith! I fear ye dine but sparely
On sic a place.

Ye ugly, creepin, blastit wonner,
Detested, shunn’d by saunt an’ sinner,
How daur ye set your fit upon her-
Sae fine a lady?
Gae somewhere else and seek your dinner
On some poor body.

Swith! in some beggar’s haffet squattle;
There ye may creep, and sprawl, and sprattle,
Wi’ ither kindred, jumping cattle,
In shoals and nations;
Whaur horn nor bane ne’er daur unsettle
Your thick plantations.

Now haud you there, ye’re out o’ sight,
Below the fatt’rels, snug and tight;
Na, faith ye yet! ye’ll no be right,
Till ye’ve got on it-
The verra tapmost, tow’rin height
O’ Miss’ bonnet.

My sooth! right bauld ye set your nose out,
As plump an’ grey as ony groset:
O for some rank, mercurial rozet,
Or fell, red smeddum,
I’d gie you sic a hearty dose o’t,
Wad dress your droddum.

I wad na been surpris’d to spy
You on an auld wife’s flainen toy;
Or aiblins some bit dubbie boy,
On’s wyliecoat;
But Miss’ fine Lunardi! fye!
How daur ye do’t?

O Jeany, dinna toss your head,
An’ set your beauties a’ abread!
Ye little ken what cursed speed
The blastie’s makin:
Thae winks an’ finger-ends, I dread,
Are notice takin.

O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An’ foolish notion:
What airs in dress an’ gait wad lea’e us,
An’ ev’n devotion!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:08:36 +0000

Mowsie iz on teh desk, kitteh. Prolly nawt teh kind ur luukin 4 tho.

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:04:23 +0000

helps yurself – ai haz lots nad alwais willin tu maik more!!!! kan pass dem tu ne otter cheezfren dat wants sum

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:02:21 +0000

nitey nite smacky – hopes yu get yur power back on soon! *krosses white floofy paws fer awl peeps hoo are still feeling effex of hurrykain Ike, hopes dat tings will be bedder fer dem soon!!*

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:57:22 +0000

im in yr copuluter
trying to ejekt

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:54:24 +0000

wyle yew iz in der wud yew find teh 2008 XP virus dat mai lappytop has? (is at puter tinycat as we speek). ai mite be preechin tew teh qwire, but if yew gets a pop up dat sez yer puter is infected wif bazillion virus don’t tuch a fing!! jus very quickly goes tew yer shut down buttin and reboot!!! ai haz been seein deese kind ob pop ups on udder puters sinc ai fell fur it…….. ai sez “jus go wai” and shuts down!!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:46:04 +0000

Bye! Has a gud nite.

Nyse 2 meet u!

By: smacky

smacky — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:42:36 +0000

i hez 2 kittehs an dey are koping betur than i iz.