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i nawt noe y dis nawt werking!
concatulatshuns smacky!! drinks adn dancses??
yesh pleez an lawts ob lite. I has no lectricity at hoem.
cuz uf Ike?? wii had lots uf wynd, lots uf power outages in our area, but ours dint go out (yea!)…ai jest made chicken alfredo fer din din, yu are welcome to shair in a hot meal!! U prolly dont feel liek dancin? Hao bout a pina colada?
oh, fergotted teh lites!!! Are candles otay??
oh – nad ai fergotted sumting else….ai iz makin choklit choklit chip cukkies, duz ne 1 want?
YESH!!! YESH!!! Mi want cookees!
helps yurself – ai haz lots nad alwais willin tu maik more!!!! kan pass dem tu ne otter cheezfren dat wants sum
(Izz silly qweston, ifinx. Hu wud say Noe?)
Answer: DO WANT!!
KTHKX — no bie til getz cuckie
yes, Ike – Kentucky’s nawt sekkund hurrikayne! 300,000 people wifwt power. now i do sym…spim…feelz bad fur teh peeps in Huston an hoo gotted it mush wurs than us, but i muss sez DO NAWT WANT! It kud hab bin mush wurse an I am graetful!
no lectricity? das nawt nice… buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut….
we can has pyjama partee wib extra choklit adn extra martoonies adn extra candlols…
*bwings da candlols*
yay kandlols! and dansin is gud. I bin cookin awn teh gas stove awl teh fuds so dey don’t spoil. huzbind’s takin tehm tu werk to shaer wif himz cow-orkers.
Smacky, mai parenz libs n Owensboro. Dey gotz der lecticity bak yesterdai. No gas stov so dey 8 out ebry mele frum Sundai on.
shud habe made a bbq wib da fyrmens ^^
I gotta goe nao. Gotta leeve teh offis sumtiem!
Fanks foar teh kookies an alfredo an candlols. I’ll be finkink ob u gise tunite in mai dark howse an i wil smiel an LOL.
Fanks!Q!!!11!!
*kissing floofy pawses an waving to awl teh lurvly cheezfrenz*
Mwah, mwah, mwah!
Bye! Has a gud nite.
Nyse 2 meet u!
nitey nite smacky – hopes yu get yur power back on soon! *krosses white floofy paws fer awl peeps hoo are still feeling effex of hurrykain Ike, hopes dat tings will be bedder fer dem soon!!*
omg… da kyootist bugcrasher ebber! *hols tyt to FCHRG*
Whut kine ob CHRG is a FCHRG?
I fink itz a Floofy one.
floofy sownz akkyurate.
Den ai wont an XGFCHRGWAPOT (an extra-geeky, floofy CHRG wib a propellor on top)
didja fine wan? sowndz liek teh CHRG 4 kmee. exspeshually wif teh propellor fingy awn teh top.
I bleev dat I saw Gibbocat unloding sum uv dose frum deh
dlivree truk adn stawking dem on deh shelvz. U shud going 2 deh Tybootek adn gitting wun b4 he runz owt.
Ai fink it iz guinness piggeh’z inbenshun
iz a newly inbented CHRG wib extra floofy adn anti kitthe-splort-cyoot-mirro debices. inbented by da gweat Guinness Piggeh.
cyoot bug, that’s wut.
Ai can’t see ennee in heer
Cyoot as a bug’s eer!
Inbisibul bug!
Ai seez teh prawblem — derez too much floof in yer pyooter!
wyle yew iz in der wud yew find teh 2008 XP virus dat mai lappytop has? (is at puter tinycat as we speek). ai mite be preechin tew teh qwire, but if yew gets a pop up dat sez yer puter is infected wif bazillion virus don’t tuch a fing!! jus very quickly goes tew yer shut down buttin and reboot!!! ai haz been seein deese kind ob pop ups on udder puters sinc ai fell fur it…….. ai sez “jus go wai” and shuts down!!!!
Iffen yu see that when browsing wib Internet Exploder oar Fyre Fox, ignoar them. The ballonie thing iz by a virus writer, adn iffen yu clik on it, it installz a virus on yoar computer. Iz a very hard virus tu gets rid ob, tu.
dats wut puter dr. tinycat sed……. sigh…….teh gud nooz is dat puter is sew nooo dat ai duzznt has much ob innyfing on it….jus sum pix…..can format, is ok. bad, bad nasteee virus riters!!!
Wii needz 2 rehabilit8 dem in2 lol-riterz. it b win-win: no moar virusez, mennee moar lolz!! Wii kud gibbing dem cheezburgerz fer riteing deh gud lolz.
Upgrade to noo intellikitteh purrcessor fur Ur compooter
kan i hab wun ob dose? Qwn sekkund thot, mebbe nawt – sownz kyoot…but unreliabul.
I meant Awn, not Qwn!
is bery reliable, plz to be placing order
bah calling 1-800-intelcat
our kittehs is wayting to tayke Ur order
kthx
There is many bugs, kitteh. Any one or moar of them may be in there. There’s…
All ur files gets deletified bug
BSOD bug
Cant’ find ur files bug
Downloaded pr0n bug (I don’t knoes any moar bout this one)
E…
elektrik bugs
fyreflies
grate BIG bugs!
Hairy bugs
Influenza bugs
Jittery bugs (2 much cafeens)
K…
Kyootie bugs
Lolbugz (ob koarse!)
Mealy bugs (ick!)
N
Noo bugz (fey b veree tainee)
Oeld bugz (haz a beerd an a kayn)
Pil bugz (nawt fr medikul yoos)
Q…
quest bugs (ai hait dem in da pjuter gaems!)
rude bugs
sew kyoot bugs
tti bugs (nawt skwash dems!)
u…
Uglee bugz
Vile bugz
Wild bugz
Xtreem nomming bugz (dey eetz ebereefing)
Yukkee bugz
Zero tolerance bugz (I have no idea wut taht meenz)
yippee!!
u completed teh list!! sillybrashuns den?
Oh hai Hashim! iz tu eerlee for sillybrating heer. it b 4:13 am. I woking up wif deh durn hartburn.
So I kum heer adn play 4 a bit.
ohh…. {{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
hope u feel better!!
ICHC awlwayz makez mii feel bedder.
I think I goez bak to bed now. G’nite.
{{Hashim}}
ok, gud night!!
sleep tight!1!
Iyt wuz sume kynda vihrus, kitteh: teh bloo skreen ov deth kynde;
Mebbee yuu shuud keap awn luukeing, oar teh pyuooter mite geyt killed iyf yuu doan;
Kitteh pyootur geek fixes ur pyooter! Pyooter skillz. Ai haz dem. Da awld pyooter cudnt prawcess awl da floof. Too much floof cawses 2 menny pawses n prawblems.
Schrรถdinger’s boks is hai tek,
Buts needs mah floofnes.
Awww!
SPLORT!
Oh noes!!! Wii gots a cheezfren down!
**skoop skoop skoop branes back inna hed**
**puts CHRG on hed, rrrriiiippp ducky taep an tapes CHRG 2 hed**
**Plops awn bavvin cap**
**tucks Kitteh_Cat_Celia in wif soft floofy blankee**
**offers hawt chocklit an chocklit possums**
U rest nao. Try 2 fink ov uglee fings until teh ducky taep starts holdin bettur.
Tank u! I feelz bedder nao!
Okey I updated ur fileses
Has more cheezburgers nao
*glances at kitteh’s work* Yu compressed teh fylez by sitting on them, yu’b del-eated awl teh nommy stuff, adn yu’b bited teh mouse. Ohn teh obber hand, yu did fix it sew cheezburgers can be seen in elebenty billion colours.
bug? kitteh was looking for mouse…
Mowsie iz on teh desk, kitteh. Prolly nawt teh kind ur luukin 4 tho.
Ohai Smacky! Ai libs in Kentuckee, 2. Ai see ur frum Lowsey-ville.
U hadda bad winz tehre, dint u? Wuz it 76 mph?
Teh winz heer nawt az bad, but ai wuz drivin hoem aftur church an it wuz nawt gud at all!
Yep it was kwite a blustery dae! An Lousy-ville is about akkurit rite nao,. Cud be 2 weeks befoar eberywun has power agin. But teh PGA will hab teh Ryder Cup dis weekend innywae. My masturplan haz bin thwarted!
We r doin’ awlrite, tho.
U sown lyk ur relatid 2 Ebil Maus!
Has u met him yet? Him trys 2 b ebil, but himz gots teh sawft sied 2.
Ai werks in Franky-fart. Forshunatelee, nobodee heer lawst teh lecktricks, but tehre r limbs eberyware!
Has u got kittehs?
i hez 2 kittehs an dey are koping betur than i iz.
heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars a nupdate, den i gotta goes bak twerk:
Looks like LCB is setting up a paypal and amazon donation page for Janet’s fleurs.
De fleurs can has fauxSweetpeas and IRL fragrant fleurs (mmmmmmmjustimajinate)
There will also be anopor tuna tea to donate to MS. weir werkin out da dee tales- input is good!
we’ll post the linkee here &on my profile
kthnxbai
twy, twy again
http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4k.html
dis will dubble poast but
Thank you, LCB, for setting this up. schmooooooooooooooooooooo
yehs fanks to lcb but awlso to u sweetpea {{{{{{ sweetpea & LCB }}}}}}
im in yr copuluter
trying to ejekt
An now 4 won ob my faboryte bugs (lenbenty cheezburglols to teh naught sekond won hoo kan identifly teh author:
Ha! whaur ye gaun, ye crowlin ferlie?
Your impudence protects you sairly;
I canna say but ye strunt rarely,
Owre gauze and lace;
Tho’, faith! I fear ye dine but sparely
On sic a place.
Ye ugly, creepin, blastit wonner,
Detested, shunn’d by saunt an’ sinner,
How daur ye set your fit upon her-
Sae fine a lady?
Gae somewhere else and seek your dinner
On some poor body.
Swith! in some beggar’s haffet squattle;
There ye may creep, and sprawl, and sprattle,
Wi’ ither kindred, jumping cattle,
In shoals and nations;
Whaur horn nor bane ne’er daur unsettle
Your thick plantations.
Now haud you there, ye’re out o’ sight,
Below the fatt’rels, snug and tight;
Na, faith ye yet! ye’ll no be right,
Till ye’ve got on it-
The verra tapmost, tow’rin height
O’ Miss’ bonnet.
My sooth! right bauld ye set your nose out,
As plump an’ grey as ony groset:
O for some rank, mercurial rozet,
Or fell, red smeddum,
I’d gie you sic a hearty dose o’t,
Wad dress your droddum.
I wad na been surpris’d to spy
You on an auld wife’s flainen toy;
Or aiblins some bit dubbie boy,
On’s wyliecoat;
But Miss’ fine Lunardi! fye!
How daur ye do’t?
O Jeany, dinna toss your head,
An’ set your beauties a’ abread!
Ye little ken what cursed speed
The blastie’s makin:
Thae winks an’ finger-ends, I dread,
Are notice takin.
O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An’ foolish notion:
What airs in dress an’ gait wad lea’e us,
An’ ev’n devotion!
An awlso, 2 whut kynd ob bugg duz teh auther speek here?
(hope yoo lykes it as mush as I do!)
Ai hazznt teh foggyiist eyedea.
Eeezy. Hagrid.
Fanks for teh Robert Burns, Kitkay! How menny poets writez pomes to louses?
I’z always been afrayed ov seeigng myseff az ovvers see me, I confesses.
Yippee!!! booklion!!! “To a Louse” is so wunnerfulol and R Bernz is FTW! I knot knoo dis type ob Languish hee rited N, so ai hassta reed it obber and fink–butt thats part ob teh funn ob it! LOL!
(is knot so EZ as LOLspeek, rite?)
Dat Skottish dialek iz hard to get yused to…but nawt kwite az hard az lolspeak!
I luvved teh Robert Louis Stevenson when I wuz a yunglet, but az I gots older, I had less pashens wif teh dialek. Mebbe lolspeek iz mayking me more payshent, nd I culd haz teh fun ov Treasure Island nd Kidnapped agin.
Yay! Ai luv teh Robt Burns. Mi faverit iz “To a Mousie”.
Mmmm… gotsta be a flee. I dinna ken for sairtain shure, but mebbe Babbie Burnz? (Bye teh dialektiness)
Oh, louse. Waz mi nexst gess. Iz gud peom!
Snif sniff snniiiffff
Duz Eeye seml sumthin that iz Burns?
I wonder if these comments are automatically translated into lolcat speak, or if everyone just types that way!
Gotz 2 bee carefl: iz katching, messes up othr typin, evn speeking.
Iz a bit hardz to lernz: Eye tinks Ah uses 2 meny lolspells in 1 sentence.
Teh kudul bug!
::kudul kudul kudul::
Teh bugz doan stand a chanss wiv yu luken fur tehm!
Kitteh sez “Ohai, I fergits is it cut the blue wire fer disarm or cut the blue wire fer asplode?”
I wud just cutting dem awl. hoo needz awl dose wairez enneeway??
Kitteh beddure runs awaiy rlly fass;
Pyuooter gunna blowe adn goez ‘BOOM!!!!’ ennee minnit!!!!
I wants keeteh tek support!
Ohai!! i upgraded ur ram… but i eated it!!1!
the sneaky kind
*SPLORT!!*
Dat bebeh kitteh is adorabull!!!