and i sai
and i sai cheezburgers for all!!!1
i fite 4 justis 4 awl kittehkind.
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and a chikn in ebery pot.
vote urly and often
Ore sumfing dat “tayst lyke” chiggen!
ebbrithin tayst liek chickkn!
is dat wye kittehz choo on dare feetsees? nom, nom, nibbel, bibbel, gotta git teh last liddle chiggen outta my claws—iss finger-likkin gud, know?
um,…well…not …EBBRITHIN….
/runs
Nawt meet awr fishez tho.
well, liver shouldn’t taste like chikkin …
Concgrats on ur urliest entreee.
Chicken soup shooters fur ebryone!
I can haz Tom Yum suep?
and onlee gud krunchees, not teh cheep store bran.
adn WE WILL PASS A LAW THAT NO KITTEH WILL EVAH HAS TO WEAR STOOPY COSTOOMZ AGAIN1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Crowd raWRS*
adn GOGGIEEZ WILL RECEIVE APPROPREEATE PUNISHMINT JUST FOAR BEAN GOGGEES!!!!!!
*weak cheer*
*crowd luks stunned*
*a groan is herd frum bakstage: ‘hao we gonna spin DIS wun??? i hatit win he departz frum teh skript…*
*wisspurrs, yew must stai on topik!!*
ai noes…….tell’m teh telepromtur wuz borked, yeah – dat werks ebbrytime
*haz an ideea, adn fills a supersoaker wib catnip oil, then sacheraytes teh air wib it*
the crowd reeely goez WILD!!!!!
Grate NS commint, Sweetpea! Wat shall we hab fur drink and dans dans dans?
hah! how about a round of sopa de pato for my fwenz! (snerk)
mmmmmchiknfutsuup. mmm mmm good!!!
I vote for u… my kitteh vote for u 2…. love your suit and tie…
Vote 4 me and I’ll make u squeee!
ohai, der LCB! fanx fr setting up da paypals.
Yay! paypalz fur ebery pot!
Ain’t no prollem.
*whispurs*Should we post teh link again here, y’think?
yah, see b’low↓
ai voted 4 pedro, and awl my wyldest dreemz cayme troo! Bud I nebber dreemed ob squee-ing! I bote 4 lcb an hope 2 skweee!
If nomnominated, I will not run. (I will be carried in a chaise by several YNGs)
If electified, I will not serve. (That’s whut teh YNGs is for.)
FTWBBQ!!!
@@@@@@@!!!!!!!
oh hai LCB.. mah profile be missen……and mah lols
*wisspurrs, how mini tymes we has tew tale yew???*
Hay, now. Does u think I would stoop so low as to steel a Cheezpeep’s profile?
I think we all knoes who teh reel culprit here is. Itz initlols is WORDPRESS.
STN
AAARRRRGGGGG……..my lifework……hed droop.
Hold teh fone… mines is gone, 2! Looks like prollem on teh ICHC side.
*wrings hands wif worry*
*realizes I’m wringing amandakats’ hanz*
*keeps wringing them anyways*
Can ai stop holdeeng teh fone nao? OMCC!!!1! mine iz gon 2. u sur izn’t u lcb? ohh teh hoomanitee!
*wringz ohhn hanz*
oh weight. iz bak nao. veri innuresheeng, veri innuresheeng.
*woks awai mumbleeng 2 sellf*
Political cat makes radical changes on Cheezburger nation!
ebbyfing iz noa sooper-sighs?
i has control…
Kitteh has MAI bote! Bote urlee and bote oftin!
beepbeepbeepdbeep
and here’s a nimportant updaet:
we can has Paypal to donates teh munnies for our b’lovd frend Janet
http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4k.html
i beeleeves dat yr munniees will be split 50/50 : haf to me and haf to LCB. oh, wait. i wuznt posed to say dat woz i.
nebbermind.
half will goes to da fleurs haf will goes to da chariteez up until a sertayn date.. which only LCB noes. after dat date, all munies will can go to teh MS charitee, (famblee rekwest). ifinkso. ya. stay tooned. weir makin dis up az we go long, ‘kay?
oh, and thanks. srsly.
Teh date that only LCB noes isn’t even noed by LCB. It’s whatever date teh fleurs are sended. And I’m not doing teh sending. Or am I?
Also, please to be awares that u doesn’t need a paypal account to partimapate! Teh page shows u whre to click to pay wif ur credit card or by e-check. There is also a link to Amazon Honor System if u prefer to use that instead.
Tanks to yew bof for doin this for us to mayk Janet feels teh betturs, if we can at all. I rilly appresheeate yer effurts and am happy yew gave us this methud!
yah, is great ideyah. our LCB. she the bestest.
{{{maryO & LCB}}}
uze guise iz deh most wundermus. *deep sigh uv kuntentment*
wut cweenmj sed. iz rly niec jeschurz.
oh, BTW yr matching funds for teh fleurs adn charitees. very generuss o you!
and setting the date? ifinkso mayhaps next Friedegg? will you can has teh matchin funz by den, ifinkso?
oh, and you can drop in adn taek a pichur o teh fleurs? at chur conveneeyenz.
Um, yeah. I’ll throw in a hunnert dollar towel.
*whips hunnert doller towel at MaryO’s bee-hine*
*whack/smack*
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡owieeeeee!!!!!!
now my feelinz be hurted
*poutz*
a shwimp or two duzzen mite make me feel betttah. i finkso, yesh.
*dish ov fresh shwimps apears in frunt ov sweetpea. Shells alreddy offf.*
*There iz a string attached to tail of shwimp at bottum ob pile.*
nomnomnomnomnom
*obliveeeyus to string*
yew jus wait till later!! *jamamakitty remebries wen teh Rascal swallerd teh ribbin……
can’t wait tew see (nope) hear how dis cums out!!*
in Cheezlnad, everything evenchewally comes out awl rite.
spose so, spose so
Kitteh ‘08…
cheez we cn beleebs in!
yesh tuna can!! yesh tuna can!!
kitteh wyzlee dresst 4 sucksess by weering a bootificalol redd tye–frum teh tye bootificalol-teek, yesh?
ifinkso, yes indeedee.
“the gummint’s takin’ our money! they’re takin’ it all, i tell you! they… hey, where you goin’, i wasn’ drink with my done! put me down, put me down righ’ now!”
@@@@@!
An dat’s y I’z runnin fer gubner of Kittehland!
W-wait, wut ya meen der’s no Kittehland? Dat’s first ting we gon chanj when I gets a leckted!
ai noes, we kin renayme Tekas!! (or ‘laska)
but… we keeps o hai o … no?
Ai habbint had tiem tew read fru alla threds. NE one know wut happened wif teh Cheezfrenz map? I am feered it waz vandalized? Iz der a last saved map it can revert to? Sew sad. It waz lukkin sew purty wif alla cheezfrenz onnit. I cud jus picshure all those smilin faces wavin at us frum all around teh whirled.
Nobuddy noes whut happened to it, but it iz feered that a troll might haz erased all teh markers. Or mebbe sumwun was editing tehr own marker, nd akxidentally erased eberyting? I prefurs to tink it wuz iggorens ravver tahn malis.
iz der steel ah map? i noes iz payne, butt wii can awl putt arselfs bak awn it. ai 4gawt teh linkie. u can post it 4 me plz?
Tanks for fillin mi in. Sry to think it waz dun on porpoise. Mebbe we cud tri it again but next tiem emayl teh info tew one persun who cud fill in teh data? Mebbe?
hmmmmmmm gud finkin, aifinkso!!
I will make sure all have a nom!
Gunna bii a satun tai okashun, fur shur. A fish in evurii maowth. An a purr in evurii kittoon!
I demans corms wif ebbery meal!
OMG u guise! Outside my libbing room winder RITE NOW: Firemans! two trucks’ worth! Anna reskew skwad! And teh firemanscheef!
Come on over!
(They didnot has sirens blaring so I don’t thinks itz a reel danger. Mabye a kitteh gotted stuck inna tree.)
Did U “accidentikally” call 9-elebenty?
Um, not that I is aware of.
*hides fone behind back while trying to erase outgoing calls log*
iz der soemfing u can do teh getz tehm 2 rescew u? i here taht teh firemenz be speshually cyoot adn hawt. maibe u can climb up teh tree adn hab tehm rescew u.
2 late. They is gone now. I has no idear why they was there.
Not that it matters…
Britisher fyrmenz sumtymz kums rownd an maeks shure teh fyr hydrantz is nawt borked. Doez U haz fyr hydrant neer wheyr fyr injins wuz?
There is a hydrant nearby, yes. But they was not in teh immediate nearness of it. Aslo it was 9:thirties at nite. And LOTS of firemans. That doesnot sound to me like a good use of manpower.
Sounds like I’ll have to go give them some lessons. BRB
Ai haz dis funnie imaje en mah hed uv LCB in da tree mewing an giggeling ta git da firemanz tu rescew hers. Dey sees her mask an caws da polise. But she luks aw demeur an sais dat is fur halloweenie. An she so coot dey beleved her!
an dey gotz out teh jumpin round fingie to ketcher on!!! YAY, LCB, saved agin!!!
adn teh rescew man who iz awl muscually adn handsoem gentily lifs LCB frum teh jumpin round fingie. Hiz steel bluu ieez luk deeplie in2 her soul…
ben reedeeng 2 mani row mans buks tis sumer aifinkso.
DON’T STOP THERE!!!1!
It’s just gettin to teh good part!
he setz LCB awn teh ground butt holdz awn 2 her jus lawng enuff to maek her fink taht maibe he feelz it 2. LCB breefs in hiz manly, muskie sent adn her legz start 2 feel awl week az her hart goez thumpie, thumpie, thumpie real fast.
*LCB ‘faints’ adn fallz in2 himz armz*
*Handsoem fireman naemed Gregg carrees LCB 2 a nice cool shaydie spot adn layz her down. He leenz obber her sew clos she can feel hiz warm bref awn her nek*…
DID I SAY TO STOP?
*shows pointy endz*
*lotsa comershals l8r*
stai tuned wehn nex sea zun awn ‘LCB adn teh Fireman’ we find LCB still ‘fainted’. Will she ebber recovver? will Gregg haf 2 gibs her mouf 2 mouf? will she finds truu luv wif her handsoem rescewer?
*pouts*
*is distracted by shiny dime finded in couch cushion*
So ai coems bak an sees aw dat da sausy LCB doen. Ai needs a mument *fanz selv.*
Dis amasing storee realee! Ew r bery talendet Gladys!
Ah nawt tink daht happinz, cawz LCB iz skarifyd ob heitz!!
dis donut prebented her frum klymbin up in teh past, if ai rekolleks rite
Furred Party candidate looks better than the alternatives to me.
Dis Kitteh looks kinda gray, he prolly needs a young chippy kitteh as a runnin mate to balantz the ticket.
(Hay Judson, I answered ur message on ur profile.)
But hims iz fer cheezburgers we can truss!
eh..it jes okayz
Mai fellow Cheezlanders, ai standz be4 u todai becuz ai’m mad az heck an ai’m nawt gunna taik itz annemor! Nao longer wil noms bee fur de reech, noms fer awl iz hour goal!!
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Croud goez wylde, raizing pitchforks…..er….signz rythmaklee “noms! noms! noms!”
determination, dis gai doesnt haz any….
Da partee and de LOLcats r one!
To each akording to hiz abillatees, to each akording to hiz need for cheezburgers!
Kittex sez “R U shur a red thai iz mii?”
O Hai, Janet; hoep yuu bees haowlding up OK, uhndure teh cirkumstaynces;
Owr thots adn prayures ar wif yuu tihs daiy;
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Hmmmm,…… at tihs poynt, Ai fink kitteh hazza az guud a chaynse ov geyttyng electeded az enneeboddee; hims wil duz a grate jaub, Ai finksoe;
at leest tehre wil bees enuff cheezburgers tuu goez arownd, wich iys nawt teh caiyse foar awl peeps rite naow…..
eeneeboddee peez telz me wot hazza happenzd 2 Janet…iz welitivitly newz heerz
her Dear Momma passded away on sunday.
yous get mai voet! graye kitteh for presibnt
izzit jus mee, oar dus dis kitteh luk laik Winston Churchkitteh?
“…wee wul fite dem at teh V-E-Ts , wee wul fite dem in teh bafftubs, wee wul nevvurr surrendurr!!!!”
yayee cheezburgers for allz and to teh dogs we fights dem!
Id vot fer dis guy if i waz 8teenz.
The last “!” is a “1″
hee hee is Lenin Kitteh
frum ech accordun to his abillty, too ech acordun to his need!