Maybee if i stay reel still
Maybee if i stay reel still tehy taek hims 2 vet insted
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but its a whale!!1!
nawt just ‘a’ whale, its an Orca!! RUN!!1!
oh wait…. Orca’s teef+vet= hehehe…. ebil….
FTW….wait… the DID is turning yu ebil… oh noes…
ebil? *twitches face*
wat ebil? i *twitches face* just deposed ob teh ebil before!!
ebil….
Hello, my friend. How are you feeling today?
quite ebil akshullee! *slaps mouff*
w-wat happened to meh!! *runs away*
Wait! You forgot your Official Ebil Minion® T-Shirt!
*Snerk*
*runs a round of the whirlled*
*comes back to square one*
ahh… finally safe… *screws hed and luks a ’someone’ standing beside*
O.O
RUN!!
*runs away*
*sigh* naow ebil has a sense of humor…. *snerk*
I’ve always had one. An Ebil sense of humor, to be sure…
ef yu kepp cumin oop wif stuff like dat t-shurt joke, geez, im gunna hav to get an anti ebil joke laff thingy, yu know where i cood get wun so i dont bust a gut?
*Brings in The Debriefing Cart*
Let me see what I have…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Duck tape… Nah…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Chain saw… Nope…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Pistachio pudding… Hmmm… I guess not…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Ah! Here it is! The Official Ebil Gut-Busting Belly Laugh Hernia Truss (pat. pend.)
O.O
nawt sure if i wants it….
And what have you got for a virulent DID infection, sir?
I believe YOU are ground zero for this outbreak…
lmao *pause*….
ok? uhh… didn’t see that coming…
*notices tall blonde in wite and notices her name as tall blonde in wite*
iz it just me or do i smell an agent.?
ahh, naow teh super ebil dark colored avatar haz taken over Hashim!
oh yesh…. it haz!!
*slaps self*
ebil maus?! iz dat u possessing me or iz it a holograph?? O.O
Speaking ov DID problems, let me insert a kommemorativ
“Teh lunatik iz in my hed.”
AHHHHH…..
EERWORM !!!!
***curls up in corner uv cubicle**
**whimper** Make it stawp !!
Hashim, that’s classified information. If I told you, I would have to kill you. That might ruin your day…
ok, naow me iz freek -ed oot…. umm, anywun heer NOT hav DID?
Actually, I would have to kill you, right after this DID flare-up…
an Maus, i tink dat woud ruin anywuns day.. lol
ai noes it wud roooin mai day!!!
for ppeops stuk atewerk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3sMZbhs7QA
rip, roger wright
So, M. Ebil… did you find anything in your Debriefing Cart to help me?
I am quickly losing control of my aliases!!
I might have some… merchandise that I could compensate you with…
Oopsie! Let me see what else I have…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Peacock feathers… Probably not…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Eye of Newt… Nah, Newt needs that…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Ah! Here it is! Some Preparation H! For your ailing a… Sorry, wrong ailment.
*RummageRummageRummage*
Well… I don’t seem to have anything TBiW. Don’t you think that if I did, I would be using it myself?
How about a debriefing?
*Get’s out the Debriefing Fluid*
I think maybe you relish your roll as Ebil Maus with DID…
Relish? Roll?
HOT DOGS!!!
Um… Sorry about that… But like a hot dog without relish, what’s a little Ebil without DID? Hmmm?
Sorry, had to ketchup on work.
So you are saying I should just learn to enjoy the DID?
Most certainly! REVEL in it!
ebil haz a flavr, adn i lieks it!!
uh-oh…
*luks stern, putz paws on hips* Now yoo spit that ebil owt RITE NAO, yung man!
k. muss aks – miisud somtin, I haz.
What iz DID??
Dissociative Identity Disorder aka Multiple Personality Disorder. Some of us are suffering from severe forms of the disease…
Like me…
… and me…
… me also …
… and I …
Get the idea?
Yesh.
*RUNS*
YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE!!!!
MWUHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Hola amigo! It is good to see another of the Ebil clan here. Welcome!
*hehehe*
It shall be…
*hehehe*
…most amusing…
*crooked grin*
*twitchy eyes*
*ploishes sabers*
hehehe
My ebil twinn frum sinfewl passed liff!!!
He haz fuond me!!!
*hides*
My nefarious misdeeds – LET ME SHOW THEM TO YOU!!!!
Cmdr. Data! I haven’t seen you in a while. What have you been up to?
He’s an android. What difference does it make. I think he was once decalred a toaster, non?
did sumwun say “toast”?
ai’ll drink 2 taht!
Here, Data
*passes over bookay of fragrant sweetpeas*
Here’s something for you. You can evaluate in in your pursuit of obtaining humanity.
*tendrilz o d00m with b0rg enhance mint extend
& curl around bookay*
and nao you can safely study this b0rg teknawlogeez wifout danger.
Thank you, Ms. Pea. I have always been fascinated by this particular form of Borg nanotechnology.
Yes, it would be good if could be used for good, not for Ebil.
for example, I am thinking of sending a bookay to JCH40+K. Maybe it will give her some cheer.
I think that would be a good idea. She could probably use some cheering-up about now…
jamamakitty can contributes???
*clikkiteecliketeeclikettee*
*lookin round teh innertoobs foar florist witch can has sweetpeas*
awwww dat wud be sweet!!!
soundz like dey duzznt last tew long in a ‘rangement
*clikketeecliketeeclikettee*
*google*call*google*call*google*call* *rinse*repeat*
iznt easy. sweetpeas be outta seezon…
jamamakitty bein berry berry gud nawt to make teh logikul commint here!!!
re: jamamakitteh8:15;
they can be berry long lasting-Janet menshioned to me
there was a fragrant long lasting as in measured in weeks, bookay when she wented to her frenz memeorials in germuny. depenz on varietee.
re: jamamamakitty @ 8:19
discrection is the better part of valor.
otay wp – i ufishully hates yew so hard!!
sp, dis is teh purty – nawt wut yew wants but innersting (puts on teh www)
brides.com/weddingstyle/decorations/gallery/editorspick/detail/134069?f=638%3a1568&offset=16
oooooo, datz byoootimus. onlee problm is dat how duz i order it?
i just dis minit talked wif a florist in StJoe dat KNOWS JANET!!
dey wented to hiskools togetter!
anyways, she gonna werkonnit.
i thotted sinz sweet peas be outta seezon, (kay, no snerking frum teh peenut gallry) we can has fragrant real fleurz mixed wif silk sweet peas. adn if peepps want to contribute, they can direktlee pay teh floorist by credit card (UNDERNOCIRCUSTANCESGIBYRMUNNIESTO LCB!!!) adn aisle pick up da rest.
okay? wachoo fink?
Ize willing to go in on dis.
Ai’s in! Tell me hoo/hao/wher/wen an Ai’m tehre!
okays. i will put info on my profile page so you can has email me.
Jean, at teh florist, is going to get back to me after looking for approprieeate silk sweetpeas. i finkso Janet can has maaaaaaaany peeps sending flowers now, so a few days delay will be a good think. just as the other fleurs aer going, ours should just be starting.
oooh ai like teh idea dat we can contact florist d’rectly tew contributes!! we can haz rilly big wun den! yesh? mebbe yew can send dat pikshur tew teh florist an see if dey can werk sumfin ‘long dose lines. is berry elegunt!!!
oh MaisOui, fanks fur takin teh lead on dis!! ai finkso yew willz be s’prized how many peeps want tew halps!
Yesh, fank you, maisoui and also jamamakitteh.
Teh florist mae kno – form wen awl teh odder fleurs R orderd for – wen wud be teh best tym to send Janet fleurs, so tehy R for her an dont get lorst in awl teh odder fleurs for teh..yu kno. If taht maeks sens!
yesh, i kinda like teh idea dat our fleurs be not lost in the
shuffuls and may can give her happy after teh other flowers be going by. and since she is looking into the silk sweetpeas to go wif the fragrant reel fleurs such as star gazer lillies, she can has reminderz long after…
I wud like to halp to plz? Tell me whut I need to do and I will be doin it.
If yoo noes whut I mean..?
* opens seff wide up for a prank*
.
Srsly. tell me, MaryO’Wiseoneofthesweepeas whut I muss do.
Tidmum.
Clik awn MaryO’s naem – awl will be reveeld!
I has sentid a emeow to MaryO. Hope it gets to her.
tew teh aol emeow addresh? shud werk
Yep dat wun.
I needs to know whut to do. an how to do it.
Congr-rats, Hashim! Yew have fast finggurs foar a fasting pursun! Wat drinkees and dans can we offur?
i’ll hab sum coke plz!!
and fur teh dansdansdans, i’ll let u peepz decide!!
can YOU finish the ‘Cotton Eyed Joe’?
i fink i’ll settle fur teh Backstreet’s style….
*zzzzzzzz*
*LANDSHARK!!! RUN FUR YUR LYVEZ!!!*
clever kitteh
oh noes!!! leeza-b watch out!!!!!!!!!
ill get teh CCC revved up *agan* and put et on standby jus in case…
why?
oh, becaws kitteh is mostlee blak?
definitlee kyoot!!! I luvs teh tuxies 2!
but my resistanse is up rite now, from resisting teh splort from teh prebious pic!
oh, ok…. at leest meez lukin oot fur yu too
an luuk at teh belleh floof! ai meen, wayt…
DOAN’T LUUK AT TEH BELLEH FLOOF!
ai lubs da way tha back toes curl when they sprawl like that
et haz such floofyness dat none can resist et,
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Unless you have the new SKG! (super kitteh goggles)
They protect from cyootness, floofyness, and most of all
the Ebil DID!!!
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do i haz et mixied up wid sumone else or ar yu da one dat usually splorts on de blak kittehs?
nope, dat’s me!
Me tew- luv dem blak and tuxie kittehs!! Dis wun haz no harbls- mebbe jus needs S-H-O-T-S (shh!)
Mai poor Caspian had de removul of de harbls todai- will pik him up after werk.
aww…..
{{{{{Caspian}}}}}}
The bois seem to recover prettie kwik from that tho.
Just a littul snip-snip really!
I’m sure the guiz here wud agree… no big deal, rite guiz?
They’re not ansering, TBW. I donut think they want to go there….
Just tryin to drum up a littul morel support fur Caspian…
I dunt no about yu, but I prefers my menz unsnipped.
Aw, heerz a hug for Caspian {{Caspian}} – Dexter goes in fur himz – uh, tutoring – tumorrow.
tutoring! FTW!!
So…
It seems you worship the minions of what you so cutely refer to as “Basement Cat”.
We have a live one here, reel her in!!
One of these things is not like the other…
oooh, best wun, Maus!
but naow ai haz eerwurm!
The gift that keeps on giving…
tehrez no eerwurm lik a sessamee street eerwurn. shur taht wuznt ebil maus taht sed taht?
wairs ebil todays? or iz he in a meetin?
You rang?
eeeeek! pleez 2 nawt sneek upz behynd uz lyke dat!
Wuzn’t eek, wuz Ebil Maus.
apollogiez 2 eek.
yiiiiiiikes, pleez 2 nawt sneek up lyke dat wif de ebil & awl!
yes, … *whew*… yu shood warn us first
Ai has cog neat oh!!
iz def. nawt incogneetoh!
werf a trie
wee luk awlmoast teh sayme!
Kitteh iz moslie butt.
Yu iz mossly hett.
iz lyke “yin” an “yang”
Yung
Innusent
Naiff
an
Yung
Adorubbel
Nakkid
Guy
went to teh Naughtie Barn…
An den when the vet bill comes….
…teh peeples wunder why tehre iz a charj for “replaysing stuffing”
Kitteh have wale of a problum
Kitteh have wale of a gud idea!
himz nawt gunna hab a wale ob a gud tyme at de v-e-t tho
O whale. Hears tu tryin!!
kitteh iz fishin foar exkuuses 2 nawt go 2 teh v.e.t.
Yash, kitteh shud trai fur teh hallibut.
nooes! nawt wants 2 go 2 taht plaice!
Poor kitteh cannot be consoled.
Hope kitteh f/eels better soon!
*heddesk*
mebbe kitteh jus needs hiz annyooal ex-salmon-ayshun?
but taht meenz shots an teh thernomnomnomometer. do not want.
Oh, stop crabbing about it.
R u telling LM to clam up, booklion?
Crabbing is ok sometimes if u has a porpoise for it.
Yur jess lob-steer-ing one commint effter anuvver, r yu?
it sokay, long az yu r fren, not anemone.
oh, i not habbed a fishy pun in my commint!!
i iz floundering for wut to say….
ai thot that wuz kind uv fishee…
Whale,teh puns be in Plaice , I sea .
U cod hab foold me
mebbe kitteh kin lern haow 2 uz blowhoel?
Ai can has snorgle snorkel?
yesh!! ai wuz warning leeza up above… Belleh FfLOOF! INCOMING!
Oh sweet belleh floof. Sawft, wunnerful belleh floof…
u iz poet!
Special undercover bukkit investigator
iz teh kitteh inflitrating teh wales, or teh wale infiterating teh kittehs?
Orcat
ur doin it rite.
Vet wails, I dun no how to neuter a wale! Halp!
Wate until teh whale wails wen teh vet puts teh thurmomonometer in!
Well, it will take teh wailing vet and many assistants to wield teh whale-sized thermometer.
I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Ai’d haet 2 see teh carryur 4 teh whale!
I fink it hasta be maed outta transparent aluminominominum…
You’re about 128 years too early for that…
I can haz Amerikanski Nuklear War Fleet??
Ah yes, we is erly fur teh transparent aluminoninomnomnom, but we can haz sum “colorful metaphors” ennyway?
duhduh duhduh duhduh duhduh….
*shock*
Quick, get to shore! It’s John Williams in a pink mankini!!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
my iiiz! my iiz!!!
noo mobie….Wen Kittehy met Whaley
GIANT SNORGLE for that white tummy spot!!
u can pick only one… adn…well, pick only one!!
**sigh**
Ai gots 3 kittehs who are goin to teh V-E-T within teh next week.
Oh,the monies spent on vacc….vack…shots.
Oh,the pointy ends!
Oh,the cattitude ai will get for days afterward!!
wishing u luck and maor money eeck!!
{{{{{eeckthecat and 3 kittehs}}}}}
Iz evverbodee okay, Eek?
Plz 2 gib snorgles frum tehir Auntie RHSB. (Oh an tell Nikita dat ifn hur comes 2 lib wif mi, ai taek hur 2 vet, 2! No gettin outta goin ifn iz needed!)
Everykitteh iz okai.Jus routine shots.
Teh kittehs berry much enjois teh snorgles dey gets frum dere Auntie….
ai duz tell Nikita when she is nawty dat ai’m gonna “send u to Kintucky!!”
Ai bet hur has teh luuk dat sez “Yeh rite, mahm. U wud miss mi evenshulee.”
$xyz$
??
oops, nebber mind. sry.
Is this some kind of experiment M. d’Beaker?
Or perhaps a code?
*getz owt Kaptan Fantastik decoder ring* twist twist, turn turn, hmmmm, akkordian 2 mai sumwut rusti decodin skillz itz luks lyke P d’B wuz offerin 2 bye cheezburgers fer uz awl!
hmmm….. according to my calculations, dese calculations are translated to form teh identity ob teh theorem to form a code… a code which will destroy us all!!!1! MWHAHAHAH!! *cough cough!*
ooops… sowwy, wrong line wrong place… *scutters away*
its a code, i’ve seen it before, yes… yes, its cum bak!!
and it will destroy us all!!
*cough cough!*
oops… sowwy, wrong line wrong place…. *scutters away*
hmmm…mite u be reelated 2 ebil maus?
oar possiblee ebil Hashim?
I’ll bet u say that to all teh gurls.
*snicker*
Sum gurls luk at a staytmiint lyke that . . . an awl they see is dollar sines!
aifinkso LCB ment teh wun below… “oops, nebber mind. sry.”
HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an eben trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i bringed hommaed burfday caeks in yor favrite flavrs, frootsitootsi punch, baloloons, an goodie bags wif kandee, shiny pensils, liddle plastik zoo aminols, an kitteh yoyos! an konfettiz!!
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tanx, burfday fairy!
ohai brainfire! iz it yor burfday today? HAPPEE BURFDAY!! i am glad i culd make it happyer for yoo!
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duz aneewun kno wat happen 2 de cheezfrends map? iz awl blankity blank wif nao naims er markers naow
Teh theeuree iz dat it got so mennee naemz awn dat it sank.
i dunno, teh intertubes im on rite naow haz google maps bloked… wait lemme try agan
yep it no worky
k… me am going to sleep….
*zzzzzzzzzz*
nitey nite yu DID infected person g’nite
*murmers in sleep*
wat… did… u … call… me??
….iz,….normal…. me… no….haz…a….DID
jamamakitty scampers intew teh roooom n pulls up teh blankie under hashims chin……. pats hims widdel hed an wishes onna star *sweet dreeeems hashim*
scampers bak out
lol my cat goes crazy when we try to get her to the vet
Kitteh sayz
“ha ha, veree funneh. I stills no go on die-et.”
Guys guys go to my page sammyni my email rocky2289@hotmail.com
vote and comment mine they good too.. i think not shur .. need you to judge!!
wherez mi comments kitties?
Hai, guize, 2day ai hassa sad- da google maps wuz fun, butt is ded n gone naow- kum bac yoo google-mapee thngy- ai lubbed yoo !
alwso, mai big gray floofy-awl-ober kitteh, da Brain, has a sikky. himz has da “hyperthyroid” an da v.e.t. is gonna NUKE im ! on sunday 2 kum himz goes an dey puts inna him da nucleur stuff 2 kill da bad thyroid stuff. no serjury, doh, thank CC.
meenwyle, himz is lukin at mi wif himz BIG EIZES, meowing “feed mi”. poor baby himz gotz sew skinny, an awl waiz hungree!
ai iz sowwry u kitteh unber teh wevver. sendz u bof BIG huggiez n snorgles.
awww sparkysmom, ai hoap da Brain wil be otay. poor bebe {{{{de Brain & sparkysmom}}}}
Ai saw de cheezmap was awl blankity, ai wonner wat happen?
ohai, sparkysmom
{{{{{sparkysmom}}}}} {{{{{da Brain}}}}}
I hopes teh vet treatment werks for da Brain and he feelz bedder soon! I noez human peeps hu haz had that treetment, nd it werked fine wif no side effex. Hopes itz just as gud for da Brain. Teh big gray kittehs iz teh bestest.
{{{{{{sparkysmom & da Brain}}}}}}}
Hope he’s better suun!
I has to ask… is there a Pinky?
ohai {{{{sparkysmom n brain}}}} ai finkso teh mamakitty hab teh same fing but herz 18 years old…….. ai finkso teh hole ordeal wud be wayyyyyy too stressful fur her. her is happy an eeets an eeets and yells at me an eeeet!
ai did hab dat treetmint gibben tew her dotter, teh Rascal, yeers ago. den dat darn Rascal gots teh big “c” an had tew go tew teh bridge!!
sew the mamakitty and I will jus enjoy e-chudders cumpny as long as CC lets the mamakitty stay wif me
wi took himz 2 da Vet cuz wi fownd a lump on himz bac. dey put da needle in for 2 test it n poof! da lump wenta way- just a cyst. but da vet noticed hi b beri skinny ! wi beri shocked ! iz hard 2 c skinny when da kitteh b sew beri floofy !
awl dat wuz last week, but naow himz iz getten worse wid da meowing an da lookin at us lie wi not feeding him ! but wi is ! an gibbin lotza treet, tew !
(sigh) ai feels da gilty.
iz sumtymes harder 2 deel widda bad tymes when ur “feel gud” plaicez liek da google mapz diskappears
ob cors ders da Pinky ! haow yoo hab da Brain widowt da Pinky ? she b hiz “sister” hur pc iz mai abatar- whoops, jest noticed its missen- ai trais 2 fix
yep, der she is! deys bof 13 yrs owld.
ohai Sparky’s mom! Janet said u mae need sum halp wiff ur art project. Juss let mi kno if i cin b ov assistanse
oh, thank yoo, PM ! eberybodee wuz sew helpful ! gibbed mi tew manee
ideahs ! (tee hee) pichur woodent be done till may 09 n wood b tew big
2 mayle- but reely, Ai has started da painting n da frame iz on da way 2 mi, – Ai hope da arty guize approves mi project- iz hard 2 paint wid da finners crost,
aifinkso.
bof of my old lady kittehs will be 13 arownd teh holidaze!
2 sisters 2! wut a coinky-dink!
Good luck Sparky’s mom! I’m sure your painting will be grate!
what a belleh!!! wantz snorgle!!!
Yes Kitteh, yuu veree muches reesehmbul teh whaile; tehre bees a huuuge chanse taht thems wil mystaike teh whaile foar yuu adn taike hims tuu teh vet iynsted……..
hee, hee: iyn yuur dreems, kitteh!!!)
Yesh, uh huh, …… (
OMG I have the same killer whale doll! x3
I do 2 lol…got it at sea world…Killer whales rule…
this is so kl and cute
:):):):):):):):):):):)
I wud do da same if i wer a kitteh. :>