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Small hrbls
it says marbles…
goosie, iz bin 30 minnits nd no wun sez kungrates fer ur nawt sekkind!
whut cud hab happind 2 da cheezpeeps?
Alien Abducshun
Bought by cheez traders
Came over to the dark side
Dastardly deeds has dun dem in
Evil forciz iz afoot
F…
Financiul co-lapse
Globul cat-astrofee
Horribul fings wiv mannee tentakles an teef
I…
Icky, disguztin monsturs
Joker iz awn da loose
Kidnappinz bai trollz
L…
Leprechauns did dem in foar theyr gold
Monster Mash
Nine Inch Nayls concert blowed dem up by akksident
Octarine turnded dem intu goggies
Potato Peepul mayded deir own litteral vurshun ob “French Fries”
Quick Draw McGraw shot dem
Rabbits, der mowst perrilus kind eber, ated dem
SPECTER thot James Bond libed dere
Terrible Cthulu moni-unions took dem tu R’legh
Ubuntu drobe them insayn adn they ran off.
Vampyres wur lookin foar a midnite snak
Windows drobe them insym adn they ran off
Xylophone-playing skeligons marauded them
Yellowstone’s volcano explowded adn they went tu watch
Zombies zombyfyd them
Funney stuffs happenin’
Gushee fuds takens
Helpless kittehs comfused
Inny wun dussn noes whut 2 du
Junks and stuff nawt rite
Kittehs and goggies libbin togedders
Lols nawt lollin
M…
Mausses maskeradin as …?
Nebulous noises (?)
Orribul beests
P…
Pertend monsters issn so pertend
Quitted seein’ ennyfing nawt scary
Really ghostesses taked cheezpeeps
Sumfing rotten in Denmark
T . . .
Tangled webs ov deseat
Udderly suspishoe-es okurrenses
Very weird absences
W…
mebbe tehy wuz
Tayken away by teh trollz or
Upset abowt kittehs and goggies libbin togedders or
Vacatin teh premesis or
Waytin fur teh next pickshur or
eXpectin moar peeps too showz up or
Yellin at teh compyooter too get it too werks or
zZZzzzZZZzZZzzZZ!
lubs yur “K”!
taht wuz fur Rattipuss – “Kittehs and goggies libbin togedders”!
Awww, fanks, tessm!
Terruhble fings hidin’ in da closet
Unfa- unfathomabl– Cant-unnerstand-whut-it-iz ebil unleashed
Vishus goggies runnin amok
W . . .
Oh DATs it!
ZZzzzZZZzzzzzzzz. Deys awl nitenites.
Fowl plai
Galaktik invaydrs
Hurrykain forse winds
I…
does anyone know who took this pic? I’ve been looking for a cat that i owned 2 years ago, and she looks EXACTLY like tis! (i have pics to prove it). Can anyone help me out?
-Summer
Rapid City, SD
smirlz06@hotmail.com
*SNERK SNERK*
Akshulii a gud cat’ll alwayz riistoar yur loss marblz.
oh, that’s marbles
kood be sum REEEEELEE shyknee hrbls?
cat aiis!
no match fer mah eye ob da tyger.
noe! nawt anudder eer wurm!!!
iz da thril ob da fite!
neuticles!
(www.neuticles.com)
oh yesh, jest waht mai (fixt)boikat needz, test icle implantings……
they iz Katz ais
Dees iz mines. Fine ur owns.
O tank u, Kitteh! Ai’ve been looking all over for dose!
*luks unda couch*
Hobbes, ai lostid mah marbls.
.
Dat’s whut peepl sai, lolcalvin.
.
Wel, ai hoeps sumwun fynds dem den.
.
*6 hours later*
HAY!!!!1!
Lolcalvin & Hobbes = WIN! Teh comix hab nawt been teh sayme since. I has teh Compleat Calbin & Hobbes books.
Oh yas! C & H bes teh BEST!!!11!
i bean lookin fur dose fur a looooong time! ummmm….. mebbe u found mai loos skroos too?
u kin yoose MAH scroos. i has sum xtras sinse ai startid yoozin
duckitaep 2 keeps mah hed awn.
meybee ikea kitteh can findz yoo sum skroos wuht be leftober frum otter peeplols’s (tryin) tew put tewgevver furrknee… furnuh… fings furr sittin on, keep de books in n stuff?
Thanks. Now you can stop giving me that “You’ve lost your marbles” look, kitteh.
Lunarmommy!!!! luk!!!! deh kitteh fownd u marblez!!!!!!!!
grate! nao we hasta fynd cweenmj’s!
uh-huh. wait…wut????
ai tink awl da cheezpeeps iz keepin der marbls inna saef fer da
dai dat dey mite need dem. srsly tho, dey jus hold da kittehs
bak frum da hilarity dat cud ensue!
dos mi old lokkr at skewl kount… ai tink ai left mine der
yay!! i kan haz my marbblez bak! i losted tehm so long ago i duznt kno wut to do wif tehm any more, but i’m shur i’ll figure it owt. mebbe sum peeps kan help me rebember.
now taht teh lunarmommy kan haz her marbles bak, her can:
A…
Alfabetize her kittehz
Bild a lego toy
Calkulate ur bank balance — hope it b a positive number!
D….
Divide teh pizza into how mannee serbings tehre iz
Elektrisity bill, read
Fink ob why i walkd into dis room
G…
Gather ye rozebudz wiyle u may
Hum a tune
Injekt a wittee commint
J….
Juggle a skedyool
Kownt to 10
Lurn my lessin
Maek hay wile teh sun shines
N…
*krikkit chirpchirpchirp*
.
herro?
.
wer iz da cheezy peepl? atendinse, it r low…
Yus…yus…yus… deres eben an echo…echo…echo…
did da cheezpeeps awl git harecuts nd reel jobs? oh noes!
CUM BAK MAH CHEEZY FRENDS! I KINT STAND 2 BE ALOOOONE
I NEEDS SUMWUN 2 SHAER DESE LOLING MOMINTS WIF!!
CUM BAAAKKKK!!! *sob*
*whispurs* ai iz still heer.
an ai iz kwite frienly, reely ai iz!
*sobs*
Africat…hold me…i tink…ICHC…is unner attack…by…by…
*gulp* by caretrollz. w-wut we gonna du?
Dere dere, don cwy! all we needz is sum sunlite an teh trollz will all turn tu stone! Gamdalf sed so!
yeh…yeh…dats whut we need ta du! no needs ta panik!
awl i needs ta du iz fynd da trollz hedqrtrs nd opin da
draeps…dey has our frenz inna prizzin. yoo wif meh,
Africat?
yeh…yeh…dats rite. no needs fer 2 panik. awl we hasta
du…iz fynd da lare ob da troll keeng, nd fill it wif febreez
nd sunlite. wunce da troll thret haz bin nootrelyzed, we
kin serch da prizzins fer our frens! Yoo wif meh, Africat?
rite behind yu! …um… ai suppose, um, ai cud goe nawt sekkund…*gulp*…
yesh! ai is bwave! YIKE! wut wus dat? did yu see annyfing? an… did it hav… tentakls an… teef?
dun worri, iz juzt alien. i killz it wif salt.
nao, lets goe owtsied nd luk fer da troll hedqrtrs!
k’mon, we got dis inda bag!
*opens door*
w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-whut happind 2
da sun???
mmm… ai dunno. ai has mai paws ovur mai eyes, in case ai sees sumfin horribul! … wut abowt teh sun? iz still shinin, rite…?
wall, dat wus fun, but itz 4:30 in teh mornin heer, an ai hav tu goe tu bed. bye-bye ChocolateSamus an all teh uvver peeps, where evvur yu r! g’nite zzzzzzzz
r-r-rite! i stayz heer…n gatherz mah
reezorciz…n maeks a plan… n taeks onda
trollz…t’morro. *ulp* g’nite
I found mai happee thoughts!
(What’s the reference?
)
peter pan moobie with Robin Williams-
oh noes, nao ihas 2 grows up!
Very good!
that seems predicated upon me losing my marbles in the first place.
mah mind iz not borked
ballz r touchingz: it r gay
cweenmj” hai ! Ai left u a msg, sumwear, but naow ai kant findit. hm-mm okay, ai ax agin- ifn u show up sumwer, liek mayb cheezyland, wood u liek 2b a kitteh, oar a peep ? awlsew, u iz da one widda bubble and da konfetti, rite ?
In cais cween duz nawt retrun tudai, yis, she hab da bubul nd kunfeteez. She iz awn da rode rite naow nd just poping in wen she kin.
krappee wifi heer. hope dis gits threw!!
.
Hai sparkysmom!!!
yup. I gots deh cweenfettiz adn deh bublolz. Ifinkso I wud like to b a floofee kitteh! Wif a tiara.
whatzdat cwazy ” thngy duin der? ratz
Hewminz awllwayz seemz
2 luze moast impoartunt stuff
in weerdesst playssez
Prittee Wun no canz
funkshun wiffoutz hurz mawrbillz.
Kitteh fyndz dem kwikk!
Mawrbillz beelawngz 2
Prittee Wun ‘cuz day habz green
Kat’z ieez lyke Kitteh
Jack.
awl ur mawrbulls r beelowng tu us! aifinkso!!
MAH SON CALLED!!!!
He called earlier from a phone booth and I couldn’t hear him so he asked for my cell phone number and he didn’t call back!
GAHHHHHH!!
Then, He just now called!!!!
His MRI shows he had a torn tendon and bruising, but he is fine now. He had some bruising.
Looks quite likely he will get Open Admin and do desk work, which is a little
disappointing for him, he says, but will go along well with going to school. He can reapply for the work he really wants later.
He gets cleared tommorrow, then he will know where he is going, and will ship
out Monday to wherever.
mah boi r okay!!!!!
*faynts*
YAY!!!! Dat’s gud knus!!! Ai kno u r releafed!!1!
YAY!!! {{{KAFLEEN}}} I haz a happee 4 u!!
sownds liek tehre iz a bakstory to dis taht i musta missed. wuteber happend, i’m glad yor boy iz okay! liddle banged up, gots to do teh desk job, but taht’s not so bad in teh big skeem o’ fings. an iz alwayz gud to heer frum tehm.
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!! 
wun day last summer wen my boi wuz howse-sittin for himz gramma and grampa, i gotted home frum errands an seed a I.M. frum him on my compyooter saying “damij to grampa’s car $2500″
turnd owt him just bumpd himz grampa’s car into anovver (parked) car in teh parkin garaj at teh yooniversity. big releef.
{{{{{kafleen}}}}} glad him iz okay!
oh, him sed, i told dad abowt dis last toozday. thot him tolded yoo.
nope, furst i eber hurd ob it wuz “damij to grampa’s car $2500″
Lawng agoh, an’ farz awae, I had a jawb doin’ teh offiss werk. Der wuzsza lawtz ov peepulz whut werkd in teh kall sentr whar I werkd.
Wun Dae, I gottid der eerlee affer I’d stopt by teh Walgreenz on teh wae. At wawlgreenz, dey had teh bagz ov marblz. I had bottid sum foar fun.
I gibd sum to peeeplz at werk. I leff dem on peeplz keebordz an’ stuff. Alwaez 2 ov dem.
Peeplz kaem in to werk, fownd deh marblz on der dezks. an’ dey wuz happi, an lolingz an stuff. Sum peepl azkd me whai?? Whai I gibz dem teh marblz? I juzz shrog an’ sae, “o, is marbl dae.”
Dey lubbd it. An’ … it akshulie maed peepl happi longr den dat dae… ebbin weekz laetr I ovrherd sumwun sae “OMG Dat wuz AWFUL kustomer! Him maek meh kraezee!!” an’ sumwun els sae, “o heer, habs wun ov mai marblz, we can shaer.”
Doze marbls, dey maked peeplz happi.
–Elfi
{{{{{elfi}}}}} taht story maked me smile. taht wuz reel nice ob yoo, to briten yor co-wurkers dayz liek taht.
MARBLZ DAI FTW!!!1!
iz livs in a apt hous full ov teh krazee peeps. 1 dai iz botted bag ov marblz 4 me & allso 4 mai bestest frend. we iz put sum marblz in teh zip lock bagz wif teh sine:
I FOUND THEM. NOW, IF ONLY I COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT THEM BACK IN…
& stickd dem up on othr peeps doorz (& ours 2) wif teh scoch taep. ervy1 wuz killd tewtaly ded form teh ROFLz.
Bettur dan loozin yores marbuls!
So if you could think good thoughts (and pray if you believe) I’d appreciate it.
Ennyway cheezfrends…Ai needs a favur:
(popping out of lolspeak)
I’ve been having a LOT of headaches due to a condition I have. I’m supposed to get tests soon,but it’s taking a LONG time to wait
((((HUGS)))
Kathy (Katzi)
{{{{{kathy}}}}} hugs, prayers, and gud thoghts to yoo!!
Thanks ((((LM))))
Good thoughts for Katzi:
Apple tree (the one in my front yard) starting to bear fruit
Better days are ahead
Caring friends and family are wishing you well
D…
Dreams ob kyoot kittehs
Ebreefing be okay
Frends are finking ob yoo
Good luck wif teh tests
H…
Healthy thoughts
Increase ov LUV
Jigantik feelins ov peece an serenitee
K…
{{{{Katzi}}}} an prayers too.
((((((((((HUGGZ)))))))))) & i meks shur 2 puts in a g00d wurd 4 u wif Ceiling Cat
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ KATZI }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Ai wil keap yuu iyn mai thots adn prayures….
Not Second.
tahts troo
me neethr 2. oh wel. laet 2 partyz is k so long as no1 drinkd up all teh pespis & beers & eated up all teh pizzas & cookies all redy!
kthxbai =^..^=
Thankees ((((cheezfrends))))) I lubs you awl!
Thnk GAAAWWD! @_@
ur marblz, dey had a flavr….
da good fing is… once u losted ur marblez u wund cair… becuz u wund notis
Wel kitteh, Ai’m gladd sumeboddee foundid thems;
Mebbee yuu cuud gaurdez thems foar me foar saife-keaping;
(laung az Ai knoews sumeboddee haz thems….)
Ai see 2 cat’s eyes, but where burd’s eye?
burd’s eye in freezer, fullov veggimables.
does anyone know who took this pic? I’ve been looking for a cat that i owned 2 years ago, and she looks EXACTLY like tis! (i have pics to prove it). Can anyone help me out? I live in South Dakota…
-Summer
Rapid City, SD
smirlz06@hotmail.com
hi!!!! dis picture… it funneh!!!!!!! but, i tink dat dose are mah marblls. can anykittehs here halp meh? nom nom nom ~perri