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Lubbs wil keep us tewgethur
Ohai missy! cornkatshoelotion for teh nawt sekkund! splortage n sillybrayshuns?
U is so lucki to has a nawt second wif a cute kitteh. I jus gots one abouts rolling around onna floor pointin and laughin at teh famus peeps. Not so grate, actually. Compared to kittehs, u unnerstand.
Tanks, Kittehcruncheez! I had seen dis pikkchur befor, so my splortage had bin jus a bit in-knock-u-lated. How ’bout some kawfee wile we help awl the others wif ther splot-needs?
k! i haz bin halped wif gremlin luckilee
missy congrats…i had to wayt to get mah brainz back in to give prooper ackolaids
Tanks…jugin frum all the aktivuty below, we may need yew to re-fuool teh CCC, Lolnascar….
Bring it in for fuel and 4 tyres!
Cromgradjulayshuns!! Waht wud yu lyke to sillybrayte?!? Hao bout drinksies and dans?!?
*hans Missy drinksie ob choyce*
*dans dans splortage dans*
Lubbs wil nawt tearz us apart agin?
Blargh! I iz ded frum teh cyoot!
Oh noes, Maus is down! We got kittehs down everywhars!
MEEEEOOOOWWWW MEEEEOOOOWWWW MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWW…
Da coot crash cart is heer!
*Poors a scotch for Maus*
*Sweeps up branes, tuks n branes, adds CHRG and sekoors*
Heer darling, dont try to talk… just a liddle sip, dats good! see? it glenlevit!
*raps Maus in plaid sawft blankie*
Whu… wha… where am I?
*Looks up a the picture*
Uh ohs…
*SPLORT!!!*
A dubbil splort! Por Maus!
A noo approach is kalld for! We putz teh happigoggigoggles on Maus! To prevent moar splortage.
Brayns – we kleens em up! we putz em bak! Agen . . .
CHRG – nao, Maus. Plz to be puttin this on tite!
Duk tayp, always a gud plan! *tayp tayp tayp*
A blankee, just in kays. *floofy blankee wrapt tite!*
Nao, letz hope yoo is OK fur a whyl! These liddel tabbies ar danjruss!
*Weakly*
Fanks. I fink I’ll clowse mai eyeses fer a wile…
Ai knoez haow Maus fiilz. *SPLORT* hiir, tu.
Tu kittoonz: Doan wurrii, ai wil givyu BOAF mai cheezburgurz.
Mii 2! Ai haz no braynez lef.
*drives cart to Karen*
Deese branes dont luke familair… u must b knu.
* scoop, tuk, secure *
Heer nice karen, has dis sawft blu blankie wiff kittehs awn it, and heers sum choklit…
* adds oj, tuch ov vodka, and pomagranit reduction to shaker. SHAKE SHAKE *
has a sip and you’ll b awl better!!
Ohai princessmu! Ai no kwite nu, butt nawt bery bocal. Fankies 4 da kitteh blankie, choklit and nise drinkie *clinkie glasses an sippies yummy drink.* Ai feelin beter nao.
iz daown in yewtah naow! halp!
but keep yor pawz off mah french fryz!
OMG!!! Too KYOOT!!!!!!!! S-P-L-O-R-T!!!!!!!!!
Hold tite SuisseMissy! Halp is onnitz way! I calls teh CCC!
SCREEEEEeeeeCH! Teh CCC pulls up! Owt jumps an army uv reskyoo kittehs under teh direkshun uf Dr. TinyCat! Dr. TinyCat dispatches a kitteh to halp eech cheez-peep hoo is down! We starts with SuisseMissy!
Puttin in teh brayns, kleenin em up! Scoop scoop!
Fresh CHRG – SNAP! We pulls it down tite. Bunny pikshors onnit – oh hao kyoot!
Tayp nao? *tayp tayp tayp tayp*
Hot drinkee, floofy blankee (also wit bunny pikshors) – nao, sit kwietly!
On to teh neggst wun!
Cud b danjrus wib Dr. TinyCat doin all dat. He iz hiz oan splortable sefl!
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*shayks hed sadly* lolnascar – yoo too? Heerz a sawft blankee till halp coems!
Yesh…i…onlee…wanted…to….lol….todai…but….teh…cuteness…it…gots….me.
SCREEEEeeeeech! Teh CCC haz pulled up (see abuv) an a herd uv serchanreskyoo kittehs leeps owt! They is awl fully eqkwipped wit teh laytest in meddykal teknologeez!
Brayn-vak! Sukkin up teh brayns! Reversoration – they is pushed bak into teh kraynial chamber! Vffwwwooop!
Noo CHRG, this wun with liddel possums onnit, oh hao kyoot!
Snap! We snaps that CHRG on tite!
*taypity taypity taypity taypity, strappity strappity* We tayps it down!
Blankee, uv korse with liddel possums onnit! Stay kalm and rest a minnut. Hot drinkee uv yor choyce . . .
WWweeeeee Ooooooooo!! Weeeee OOOooooo!!!
Deh CCC cums skweeling rownd dah corners….
*Gits dustypan owt*
*scoopity scoopity deh braynes (deh is eberyware)*
*duckey taypes CHRG(wdoi) to lolnascar’s hed*
*puts on deh HGG’s jest furr bakup*
*gibs lolnascar soft cozie blankie nd sum hawt choklitt*
Der. Rest nd git betturr.
Deh CCC has lots tu do hear.
ai gess wii tag teemed et!! Lolnascar mus hab been in deh bad shaype!!
*hi-5’s dahson* Hooray fur teem wurk!
oh fanks guys…i feel much bettars naow!
*smoochy*
SPLORT
sairys – halp is on itz way! Plz to avert yor eyz fur a moment til I kan get yoo bak in tip-top shayp!
no gremlin, save… yursalf… et too late fur me… *crash*
Sairys! Oh noes! Plz nawt to die on meh! Luks lyke yor sitchywayshun wursened in just teh few minuts I wuz gone! Lukky fur us, teh CCC is neer . . .
SCREEEEeeeech! Kittehs are leepin nao, leepin fast owt uv teh CCC.
They is awl armed with meddykayl implements.
Kitteh #1 (a kalliko) halps wit teh brayns.
Kitteh #2 (a tortie) puts on teh CHRG. Pikshors uv butterflies!
Kitteh #3 (a tuksie wit whyt paws!) tayps it on tite!
Kitteh #4 (a siamese) wraps yoo in a floofy blankee! Butterflies awl over it!
Moar kittehs to sayv, off we go!
tank yu gremlin, yu a lifsaver
*hands ober eyes*
leeza – git yor paws off yor eyes an HALP meh! We haz sum kittehs down! Will yoo halp Maus? I will sayv teh otters . . .
Uh ohs! Sowry Gremlin, I hadda werks get in teh way.
Anyone else need halp now?
*still averting eyes from teh cyoot*
we also can has snorgle shares
which means… MAJOR SPLORTAGE! NEED INTERVENSHYUN! IZ REACHING CRITICAL POINT!
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp*
Ther, yor CHRG is taypd down! Luk away, tho! Here, hav a hot drinkee and think uv tax returns!
o fanks!
eet burns! I needs a cookie, for komfurt fud!
-sippetees-
tax returns?
*tosses cookie blindly at kittehcruncheez*
*THUDS! agayn…*
u givd me a cookie, but i nawt haz eet
-surches for cookie-
oh sorree, dat was mai tail.
**naow fully recovered, gibs a cookie to kittehcruncheez**
here u go!!
fanks hashim! -nomnomnoms-
i too haz compleetlee recovurd obernyt!
OK, we haz eggstra kukkies too!
*givs kittehcruncheez sum kukkies*
o fanks! i finks i haz eet
-noms- OWCH!
no, eet be mah tail…
-surches for cookie agin- i can has som halp? i sees onlee blak…
Oh, I seez teh problem! I put too much duk tayp on yoo! It is kubbering yor eys.
*gently remoovs sum eggstry duk tayp, hands anuther kukkie*
Ther, yoo shuld be gudaznoo!
o fanks gremlin! i can haas teh vishyun nao! an teh cookie! -nomnomnoms-
*turns on a light*
hmmm… dat waz it??
“I can’t see! I can’t see!
“Why not!”
“I got my eyes shut! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck…
:snert!:
R u a fan of Charlie Chaplin, Maus?
I DVR’d a bunch of old Chaplin moovies a while bak and just started waching City Lights teh otter nite. TOO FUNNIE! Lukked like somethin a Stooge fan mite like.
No, Maus really likes movies like Bridget Jones’s Diary and Sleepless in Seattle, bemember?
Chick Flicks… Feh!
Oh THAT’s rite…
Hay! I have a copie uv Terms uv Endeermint rite heer!
We shud wach it now. Maus is recooperating frum a splort so he can’t go anywhere… wut u think, DK?
Yas – ai LUV taht moobie!!! Adn it’s almost lunch tyme enneewai!
yas, dis mite be guds therapee for u.
get ur sads owt of teh way so u can move on to happies!
today T of E….tomorrow, Stele Magnoyas!
And hao bowt Thelma & Louise, where teh wimmins gets to kik sum men’s butt!
Oh, taht reminds me – hao bes those kittehs ob urs?
dat’s faze 2…
furst teh sad..
then teh sad/funnie
then just teh funnie, no moar sads!
Bebbehs r ok… I hoaps! LSS- mama moved them Sunday morning sometime, and I haven’t found where 2 yet. She’s still showing up for fuds and snorgles tho so it can’t be 2 far, ifink! Gud noos is, I think I has a hoam for teh oranj girl now! So only one left needing a hoam!
Yoo R a anjel.
{{{{{{Leeza}}}}}}
oh pshaw!
*blushes*
Oh btw, if u like Thelma and Louise (*snerk*.. u realize my kittehs are named Thelma and Weezy, rite?) has u seen Teh Long Kiss Gudnite, also wif Geena Davis? Dats another gud ‘wimmin’s kikkin arse’ movie!
I love the old silent comedians. Chaplin, Buster Keaton and Harold Lloyd especially.
i luvs me sum buster keaton, got all ob himz silent moovies on vhs, wuld luv to get tehm on dvd sumtime
“why,you……”
**smacks nose,punches stomach ***
O, woisgui!!
awwww…. kittehly lub… *SPLORT!*
Hashim! Oh Hashim! Ar yoo still alyv, Hashim! Yoo is lukkin bad ther. Hold on!
uuhh… c-cant see!!
O-hai gremlin!! a-am i alive? or r we boff d-ded??
iz u see a lyt? darkie rooms are teh creepah…
i cant s-see anyfing!!
*THUD!*
*dramatic moosic*
cud it be… teh basement? i hoeps nawt
He kant see ennyfing kuz he haz himz paw over himz eys! Hashim! Tayk that paw off yor eys – yoo is nawt ded! Yoo haz bin saved. V see below V
Ssskkkwwwwweeeeellllll…CCC cums rownd dah corners.
Overwurked kitteh gits owt wif deh brayne sckoopy fing (downt wurry, iz clehn)
*skoopity skoopity deh braynes bak in deh Hashim’s hed*
*pak pak (der iz lotsa braynes hear) smash push*
*snappity goes deh CHRG wif kyoot bebbeh otters own it*
*tux Hashim in wif a naice cozy blankie wif snayls awl ober it*
*hans hims sum hawt choklitt in a speel prof mugg shayped lyke a kitteh*
Hope u feels bettah suun!!
*sip sip sip*
fanks dahson!!
multiple SPLORT! recoveries, i haz dem!!
Ohai, Hashim! Yoo is in bad shayp, but yoo is still breethin! Plz to hold on ther, mah frend! We has eggspurt meddykal halp rite heer!
SCREEEEEEEeeeeeCH! Teh CCC almost rolls over rowndin teh korner to sayv yoo! Sevral kittehs almost fall off! But they hold on tite!
2 kittehs ar needed to kleen up awl those brayns!
1 moar kitteh halps by handin owt a noo CHRG – luk, pikshors of orinj kittehs onnit!
1 kitteh taypin it on *tayp tayp tayp*
1 kitteh halpin by givvin yoo a floofy blankee, yes, with orinj kittehs!
Wow! Luks lyke he’s comin to! Hashim! Wayv yor paw if yor with meh!
*waves paws blindly*
hmmm… huh? wat am… where… i’z alib!! fanks gremlin!!
*notices all teh other peeps rescued by gremlin*
wow!!
u iz our hero gremlin!!
how can we repay u??
Gremlin Soopurr Kitteh!!
Gud job Gremlin!!! U hab saved deh dae!!
*clappity clappity floofy paws*
*gibs Gremlin a martoonie nd a chayre to res in*
*hans Gremlin a cozy blankie wif soopurr mann own it*
Wow! Fangs! *digs paw in durt, luks shy* Aw, shucks. It warnt nuthin enny cheez-peep wuld hav dun! Glad to be uv sum halp . . .
“sum halp”?? gosh!! u sabed teh day!! HOORAY!!!
*crowd gathers around gremlin for autograph*
yes me ned mah heeros grafauto thingy, meez woud naut eber see anudder lol wifoot him
gremlin, yoo has dun a berry good jawb wif all your helper kittehs today! mai ais was blurrin watchin yoo speed aroun an take kare uf all teh cheezpeeps! aim partickloolarly admirin teh luffly CHRGs yoo haff tew pass awt – ai hads to put on mai anti-kewt goggles to save maiselfs!
>shyly< i can has auto graffs?
Why, fanks, Mugglemary!
*happily signs auto graff*
Shuld I ever git faymuss, yoo kan say yoo knew me way bak when!
{{mugglemary}}
KYOOT!!!! Gud ting ai had mai CHRG on nd mai HGG’s!! Luks lyke wii hab sum kittehs down……
dahson,
ai admirez yur fine wurk az well
>shyly< i can has ur auto graffs two?
Ai did waht any otter cheezfrenz wuld do. Srsly. Ai nawt gib yu auto graff…ai gibs yu grate beeg huggz!!!
{{{{{{{{{{mugglemary}}}}}}}}}}
Gremlin wuz deh tru heroh tho.
Wii go givs her huggz togeber k?!?
*extends floofy paw*
Sowry…ai wuz logged in under mai otter wurdpressie accnt. Ai downt reelaize
it till it wuz tu layte.
axxeps floofy paw, skips off to fine gremlin
{{{{{{{gremlin an dahson}}}}}}}}}
Srsly, dis kiin coomn domet talkies is Y Eye been likn dis site — (Whad a sight!)
KThnx not Bie
Der shud hab bin a worning!
♬
There were three on the bed
and the little one said,
“Move Over… Move Over…”
So they all moved over and one….
♬
….fell owt
As he hit teh grownd
He gayb a showt
Ob….
Oh hao kyoot!
SPLORT!!!!! Ai iz ded frum teh kyootness ov it awl.
oh noes!!
*calls teh CCC and it scoopity scoopity teh braynz*
*tucks dem bak in teh hed adn ducky tape all ober*
*puts a CHRG(wdoi) on rhsb’s hed adn gibs her a cozy blanky and sum hawt choklitt*
*gibs her a kyoot kitteh to snorgle*
there there, u’ll be betta soon!!
Wao, dis ar a berry splortalishus picksher. Shuld com wif a warneng! Or parintul advysoree! Or sumthing!
i fink parents would go SPLORT!! too so itz betta wiff out parental warning… but should hab a “put on ur CHRG” warning
Yesh, we shuld has a lil icon of CHRG for dese!
Thats what she said
ai saw teh kyoot but ai was otay from dat caws ai habs mai CHRG
tehn ai red teh com-mint bout teh awfullee ekwipped kittehs in teh CCC (see waht gremlin sed)
ai has not splorted… but teh coffee spit up on mai moniter…let me show u it.
*ssssppppbpbbbbbtttttt*
oh noes!! nawt u too!!
*calls teh CCC and it scoopity scoopity teh braynz and cleenz dem thoroughly*
*tucks dem bak in teh hed adn ducky tape all ober*
*puts a CHRG(wdoi) on two_kitteh_limit’s hed adn gibs her a cozy blanky and a mug ob hawt choklitt*
*gibs her a kyoot kitteh to snorgle and a orinj one!(nawt poysin)*
get betta soon!!
ohhh… i thought u splorted… aww well… for betta messures!!
iz better to pro aktivelee use CCC tahn tew ree aktivelee uze it. ai admires yore swift an dexterrus care.
>shyly< i can has auto graff?
wow, fanks hashim…ai feels eckstra entail..intel…eentale…smarts an bery brite form ur eckspurt (ecksplort?) care.
Wuv,
Sawft az dat kitn deyr.
luks can be decieving… these kittehs hab cut down teh whole tree!!1!
dey hab deh soopurr powurrs (lyke Gremlin). Aifinkso!!
ya!!
i fink teh tree splorted!! XD
I fink u iz rite! Iz dis a noo f-ektiv lawging meffud?
this lol iz fur teh broken hearted!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelhpjG63wU
Glad ai had teh CHRG on……berry splortable piktur !!
**sob**Ai missed AWL uv yesterday awn ICHC…..
stoopy werk….
stoopy church meetings dat run layte…..
dun worry
here, haz sum hawt choklitt *hands eeckthecat a mug of hawt choklitt*
we are albays here fur ur disposal!!
Fanks,Hashim !!
U be very sweet !!
***glug,glug,glug***
Ai needed dat!!
How iz your Simba kitteh doin ???
he’z fine fanks!!
healing slowly and some more slowly!!
how eek??
Berry gud….
Me & teh 4 kittehs jus be hangin owt…..
*Beep beep beep*
Dese kittehs set off the Kewt Alarm. All pepul shud put on raincoats an spin in a sirkle an go “AAaaaaak! Aaaaaaaak!”
Hospitals in the area are set for arrivals who may have “too much happy.”
We kin snorglez dem boafs at da sames tahm?
Dat wud b betters den noms!
hedd splood in 3…2…1…
*speedily wraps super CHRG aroun harmonium’s hed befor she splorts*
*duckie tapes et on an sets asid teh chokklit and blanketlets jus in cas*
always be prepared harmonium so me get yu prepared
Cheezfrenz Forever ♥♥♥♥♥
iffn dis goes on… we myt need a new ccc… mebbeh we shud rais a fund fur eet ryt nao… adn fur lawts ob emergency chrgs… *hols tyt to own chrg wib extra safety fixins*
gotz mi helmut on 2 kepz mi branez frum spil…*splork…drip*
2 late…teh kyootness gotz 2 mi…
weooweeooweeoo, CCC comminthru! Scoopy branes back into helmut, jammin onna hed titely-titely, duckkytapes all aroond, dekkermate wiv beyoutiful flamies dezin fur branefyre, wraps in kuddlesum blankee and gibs li’l box of chocklit hedgiehoggies. Dat will feel you bedder.
Teh kyootniss ub dis pikshur is dedlee!!!
woa, a unsefish kitteh willin 2 gib upz himz cheezburger! Innconceevabal!! Kitteh shud hab a lil halo ober himz hed!
iz mos fortoonate dat ai had mai happigoggiegogglez awn afore lukin at de pix 2 dai! sabed meh frum a sebere splort situashun!
yeh, dis iz very danjurus! gots a major splort emurjency goin on heer! qwik, ebreebody, fink ob tax returns!! fink ob skorpions!! fink ob campain ads!! fink ob hurrycanes!! fink ob fuzzy green fings taht bin in teh frijerator for 3 munfs!!
tehre, tehse emujency splort-prebenshun mezzurs shuld –
*SPLORT*
O noze, lunarmommy iz down! *woop woop woop* cumz de CCC, scoopity scoopity braynes, rins rins wif de sparkely wadder, pour berrryy carfully bak inno hed. Appli duk taype ob menne raynebo culers & CHRG (wdoi). Wrappity inna floofy blankie & offerz choklit possums. O yez, bedder tayke dis pare ob Happigoggiegoggles, jus inna case ob furder splortage.
fank yoo, bluesfan, tahts much bettr. did yoo maek shur to gib me my marbbles bak too, taht cweenmj gibbed me yestirday to replayse teh wuns i losted a long time ago? fanx!!
weeeel, ummmm…..ai gib mos ob dem bak butz ai kep de catseye & be beeg shooter marblie in cayse aneewum wantz 2 plai marblez b4 ai hab 2 leeve fer wurk (pleh). ai hoap dat wuz otay, ai replaice dem wif bery beytiful jemstoans.
oh, ok, yoo erned tehm for helping me get my brayns bak in! i not miss tehm anyway, bin wifouwt my marbbles so long taht i not notice two more or two less.
oh, an fank yoo for teh jemstones, iz nise to hab sumfin sprkly in my hed – keep me enturtayned!!
[sticks his head in the sand so the explosion wouldn't scare teh kyooewt kittehs]
ah, yes, very effektib tekneek. if eben finking ob camPAIN commurshals an fuzzy green fings in frijermator duznt prebent teh splorts, tehn we mus take drastik damij-kontrol mezzures.
Awww, how cyoot!
*SPLORFT!*
ono we mussn’t leev KKC behidn! scoopiescoopiesquishysquishy…Heerza 50’s bavvincap annapare gogglies to prebent remis…merish… dooin it agen! and …. ooh, dots! Lotsa dots!……………………….
Tank u! I feelz bedder nao!
aww, too sweet1
ZOMG THATS MAI LOL
concatshoolayshun on makin teh frunt page!!!1!!!1!!
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!!11!!
aww da picture iz adorable
Kitteh luuve adn unseylfysh gibbing up ov noms bees FTW!!! Soe sweete adn dorable ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
soooooooooooo! coot me want som kittahs like tat (jealousy) he he!
wat a nice kitteh frend…
SO cute