Comments on: I swerz to tellz da truf, da

By: bubbagump282

bubbagump282 — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:08:39 +0000

i r teh kitteh tat pwns teh hoomans

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 01:05:39 +0000

codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies

By: Xzon

Xzon — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 00:58:58 +0000

Lok out for filch…

By: Xzon

Xzon — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 00:57:14 +0000

By: Hashim

Hashim — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:23:28 +0000

then dis kitteh mus be ms. Norris!!

By: lindykat

lindykat — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:04:51 +0000

Marauder’s Map!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 09:19:22 +0000

Fankyoo {{{{{{{Jamamamamamamakitty}}}}}}}

By: Hashim

Hashim — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 08:09:02 +0000

i solemnly swear iz up to no gud!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:13:39 +0000

Ai swearz 2 tel de truf, dat iz meh storie & ai amma stikin 2 itz. An u cahnt prove odderwize!

By: plasticat

plasticat — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:06:01 +0000

now kitteh, you was cauted wif ur paws fuwl ob cheezeburgers as u runned fwom a fast fud resturant. Does u now pleed innosens or cheezylessness?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:21:13 +0000

Must be Kwame Kilpatrick’s kitteh.
(sorry for the obscure reference, sort of)

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:52:51 +0000

an if teh wp lets me……… hyer iz teh Hazel kitteh in awl her floofiness

http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1946816

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:50:08 +0000

oh – wun ob mai berry favrits!!

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:02:59 +0000

↑ ↑ MOAR SPLORT INDUCING IMAGES

By: turtlol

turtlol — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:33:12 +0000

hmmm, awl deez peeps wif hedakes latelee…Ai fink dey kontagus…contaigyu….catching. Ai gots wun naow, tu.
Must be frum awl teh spolortacious kittehs latelee…… Ai donut noe.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:10:06 +0000

Why Fankee Kyndlee Phat Cat
I feel mush bedders nao.
I reely duz luff me a floofy belleh. Check owt mah Hazel in mah pics

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:03:31 +0000

Fanks, Phat Cat! Ai hoap it keeps teh migrayne away. Migraynez is teh pleh – DO NOT WANT. *sigh*

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:03:07 +0000

lolcatburglar will be sellin FCHRG(wdoi) stedov hunnert dollar towels nao – yu’ll c!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:02:58 +0000

Or…
Lost in Floof!

Um, is u stucked? Tangled in a hare mat maybee?

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:00:56 +0000

I jes add da squirtee air kan to get all da braynz from offa da keybord and adding dem back to da kranial kabbity. I fergotted to put back da brayne senter fer payne so yer magrayne shud be all gone nao.

Enjoyz da new FCHRG(wdoi) and chokklit dat GP brotted u.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:00:46 +0000

Kinda a mix between regyoolur CHRG & a 50’s style bavving cap, aifinkso!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:59:57 +0000

Ai iz prittee shoor it kin be boaf floffy AND floofy…. der iz noe rong spellin on teh ICHC.
*sips teh hawt chokklit*
Fanks fur teh halp, GP. Info abowt teh CHRG(wdoi) an menny udder fings kin be fownd at the lolspeek wiki – link at tawp uv paij. CHRG = chikkin hed rubbur gluv (wif drawringz onnit). Yew putz it on yer hed befoar yew be lukkin at sumfing danjeruslee kyoot to keep yer braynes in yer hed. Yew kin tayp it on yer hed wif duckee tayp jus to maek shoor it duzzint go ennyware.

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:58:54 +0000

Oh noes, dunt be being embarasst.
Is alwayz gud when u is tryin to halp.

CHRG(wdoi) is a chicken headed rubber glove (with drawings on it)
We be putting them on to hold our braynz in from da splort.

You can klickee on da Lolspeak wiki link at the berry top of da page to learn more werds.

I like de idear of a floofy CHRG (wdoi) dat would be FCHRG(wdoi)

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:58:49 +0000

Nawt Hartndsole?

By: Maus

Maus — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:55:54 +0000

*MumbleSnerfGarble*
Halp! I is Lost inna teh floof!
*Thinks to self*
Waht an inderestin ideer fer a TV show… Hmmm…
Floof Lost… Season 1!

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:55:53 +0000

aslo in cweenmj’s blog. plus muxh moar.

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:55:48 +0000

Oh noes tidmun!

I halps u.

scoopity scoop da brainses
dust, dust dust em off
carefullee put bak in brayne cabbity
taypee taype tape wif da ducty tayp
1 kleen chrg/wdoi snap
1 floofy blankee wif squirrls onnit
1 hot chokklit
1 chooklit oringotang

dere now. feels better ok?

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:54:47 +0000

floffy??? floofy! – mai red fais, let me show you it!

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:53:54 +0000

NOOO!
.
*runs to Ty Booteek, buys floffy new CHRG(wdoi) [nawt sure what it is!!!1!1!!] adn gibes it tu nightshayde…
.
yu be juss fyne nao – sum hawt chokklit fur yu tu?

By: Maus

Maus — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:52:49 +0000

codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies
Yoo hasta puts in teh h t t p / / (wifout teh spayces)
Yer welcum!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:51:35 +0000

Ugh. Ai iz hoam wif a migrayne … an ai doan haz mah CHRG(wdoi)… an ai haz a *SPLORT* but werdpretzel eeted mah nawt sekkund *splort* messij. Mah poor huzbin is gonna get hoam to find himz wife’s braynez awlobber himz ‘puter.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:51:05 +0000

I hab a list awn mai pwaktiss BLOG
nativeca66latex.wordpress.com/2008/08/09/hello-world/#comment-332

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:49:33 +0000

ACK! Hoam wif a migraine an wiffowt mah CHRG(wdoi). Ai jus HAD to visit ICHC — an den dey putz such a kyoot kitteh up.
…
*SPLORT*
*thud*

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:24:19 +0000

Why oh Why do awl theese floofy kitteh bellehs keep cummin up? I has a reel weekness for teh bellehs. I try an try nawt to luk,but i juss kant halp it.
Ebin mah Hazel be flashin the belleh at me. !! Ah well…..*Splooooooooorrrt..*…Klunk!

By: siobhan

siobhan — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:22:11 +0000

*bwings in jack nicholson* u can noes handle da truf!

By: Solaan

Solaan — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:08:50 +0000

da truf, da hole truf and nuthin abowt da truf, is moar laik it.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:43:38 +0000

If you go to wordpress.com, there is a list. I think it is under FAQ.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:35:26 +0000

u think he snuk out teh otter side of teh floof maybe?

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:30:37 +0000

duz yer ‘puter show teh letterz wen yew move yer cursor ober deh smileys?

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:29:06 +0000

*sound ob chopstix cums frum teh bakroooom*

dink dink dink dink dink

By: sairys

sairys — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:24:33 +0000

annipuss, since yu hav been heer awile, do yu kno allll the smileys yu can make in ICHC?

By: sairys

sairys — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:22:39 +0000

umm, i tink its been waaay ober 20 min.

By: sairys

sairys — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:21:17 +0000

well, but do yu reely want to heer teh whole x-splanashun?

By: sairys

sairys — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:19:10 +0000

okey doke, umm, as a side topic, what are aaaaaalllllllllllllllll the smiley cons you can make on here?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:17:29 +0000

*luks at watch*
Um… Maus? U still in there?

By: turtlol

turtlol — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:09:31 +0000

whew, fanks Eek! Ai wuz abowt tu looz it dere, yu reskewed me!
naow, if Ai can just nawt luk at teh pinkee toez again…..dat’s wut kilt me!!!
LOL lubs dem tinesee feets!!! (but nawt as mush as Ai lubs CHOKKLIT!! YAY!)
awl bedder! Ai just rests naow…hey, pass me anudder wun uv dem chokkie shartbred fings, pleez? ahhhhh fanks…….

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:06:37 +0000

Ohai, sairys – nawt to wurry! Yor reskyoo kownted too! Mebbe yoo culd halp nativeca66 draw sum kyoot kittehs on teh blankee?

By: teachthemasses

teachthemasses — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:05:30 +0000

Hi I’m Sawah…have you seen my fwend John………….he’s such a coooool cat.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:02:53 +0000

Oh noes. No pout sairys – Dubble reskew wuz needed aifinkso. Dis kitteh dubble kyoot. Fanky fanky!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:00:03 +0000

Fanky gremlin, DTC adn duh staff.
::sips soothy drink::
Ai feelun mush beddur noa.
::chews awn marker cap::
Hmmm..wut tu draw?
Mehbee an artist rendering ob the trial dat teh kitteh iz at.
Naw, ai nawt uh gud drawer akshully.
Prawbuhblee jes happy faices and sticky figures.