I swerz to tellz da truf, da
I swerz to tellz da truf, da whole truf, an nuttin but da truf, as far as you can tell.
will da bloo fuzzy fing halp u tell da truf?
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waht…ai downt sees Ceiling Cat anywares.
…nd mai paw iz nawt on deh byble.
Ai jest knowtissed dat ai wuz syned in as “kelliegirl3″ furr deh nawt sekkond commint. SOWRY!!!! Ai has deh 3 wurdpressie acnts nd iz hard tu keep dem awl strayt.
DID! Yoo has it!
Okay….waht duz DID stand furr?!? Wahteber it iz, Ai am shore ai has it!!
Iz teh saem as yoost 2 be cawled split personality.
annipuss, since yu hav been heer awile, do yu kno allll the smileys yu can make in ICHC?
If you go to wordpress.com, there is a list. I think it is under FAQ.
codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies
Yoo hasta puts in teh h t t p / / (wifout teh spayces)
Yer welcum!
aslo in cweenmj’s blog. plus muxh moar.
Hand me the Snorgle Snorkle! I’m going in!
Taht luks liek a dangerus belleh Maus. Bee xtra carefull!
Downt furrgit yur nawt splortashus goggles. Wahnce u git in der wif awl dat floofy kyootness, u may need dem furr bakup!!
Don’t worry. I’m wearing my Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses…
ok.. but if ur not bak in 15 minnits, we send somewon in after u!
Give me 20 minutes. That’s a LOT of floof there…
sinkronizing watches….
it’z tree twenty. ur time starts… NOW!
*ques je-birdy theeem songs*
…nd wii wayte….
*luks at watch*
Um… Maus? U still in there?
umm, i tink its been waaay ober 20 min.
u think he snuk out teh otter side of teh floof maybe?
*MumbleSnerfGarble*
Halp! I is Lost inna teh floof!
*Thinks to self*
Waht an inderestin ideer fer a TV show… Hmmm…
Floof Lost… Season 1!
Or…
Lost in Floof!
Um, is u stucked? Tangled in a hare mat maybee?
Pliiz letmii havvit aftur yur dun. Ai wantz tu snorgle kittoon, tu.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*
Green eyes mean go! nawt stop
dey luks like they’re on low beem rite now…
Ai has mai uvver paw crost
Waal, az crost az a kitteh can
well, Ebil Maus is twisted… *whistle*…
… and your point is?
…at da end of my floofy paws.
*lol* @@@@@
*hastily says* oh nuttin, jus tinking oot loud… *whistle*….
so halp me CC.
i swarez on ‘richard scaries best rainy day book ever
wat? no giv me dat look, its a reely “good book”
.
in honor of “Get Fuzzy” comic strip
dang, no one got the joke,
sowy.
mebee you can giving us splanashunz?
well, but do yu reely want to heer teh whole x-splanashun?
u haff teh rite too remain sylent. everyfing you u say can an wil bee miskwoted agenst yoo.
anyone interestid in sendink a bookay o fleurz to Janet please clikky on my name for my email and / or leave a messj on my profile. i aer werkin onnit, and i finkso you can contribyute direktlee to da florist…
ps the fleurs are bean arranjd by a florist who went to hi skool wif Janet.
the fine print. this offer void where prohibited..If you are interested in contributing, estimate wot yr comfrtabul wif adn leeb me a msj on my profile or email so we can plan…kthnxbai
TTFN gotta go twerk. kthnxbai!
B’bye hunnee. Has a gud atwerk.
*Airkiss*
*sound ob chopstix cums frum teh bakroooom*
dink dink dink dink dink
Nawt Hartndsole?
oh – wun ob mai berry favrits!!
Goggie did it. Wateber it wuz, it wuz dat got dun, it was da goggie.
Kitteh swares bye hims pinkee-pinkee toe-padses;
(Wuud enneefing taht kyuoote ebber tells a lie??)
ai nawt finkso. luk at dat fayce….sew KYOOOOOT!!!
adn iffn so… wud eet maddur?
again…ai nawt finkso…luk at dat fayce…sew FURRGIVABLE!!!
hehe… ryt ^^
Wow, haha, I liked this one!!!! I might steal it for my blog picture of the day
I like this kitty, better than my little minx!!
awww…teh floofy belleh, teh pinkee toez….PINKEE TOEZ! SQUEEEEEE!!!! **splort**
dang, Ai cood see dat wun coming…..sigh
awl deez werk papers, cobbered in branz…wut a mess…. sawree, Bozz!
dat’s wut Ai gets fur leeving teh CHRG wif doi at hoam tuday…
but dem TOEZ!!!!! DU WANT!!!! Dey sew snorglishus!
Oh,turtol,ai sabes u……
****scoops up teh brayns****
***pat,pat,pat bak inna hed****
***taype,taype teh ducky taype***
Here iz a sawft,warm blankee and sum hawt chokklit and chokklit shortbred fer u.
Awl bedder ??
Gud jawb, eeck! I notissed teh fuzz between teh back pinkee toepads erlier, but I wuz tryin to keep mah mouf shut abowt it! I haz bin akkyused uv aiding and abetting splorts befoar with commintz lyke that . . .
whew, fanks Eek! Ai wuz abowt tu looz it dere, yu reskewed me!
naow, if Ai can just nawt luk at teh pinkee toez again…..dat’s wut kilt me!!!
LOL lubs dem tinesee feets!!! (but nawt as mush as Ai lubs CHOKKLIT!! YAY!)
awl bedder! Ai just rests naow…hey, pass me anudder wun uv dem chokkie shartbred fings, pleez? ahhhhh fanks…….
Oh hai. Wut? Where? Oh, no fair.
FLOOFS!
TOEZ!
NOEZ!
COM HITHER EYES!
BELLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
**ka-splort**
Hold on! Stay down! I halps yoo! CCC cumin thrrooooo!!!!
MEEYOWWW MEEEYOWW MEEEYOW!! Teh CCC pullz up with a caterwaulin sownd!
Owt jumps Dr. TinyCat an himz meddykal staff!
Kwik, like litening!
Wun kitteh kleens up teh brayns. Skrub skrub skrub!
Wun kitteh givs yoo a noo CHRG, titens it – SNAP!
Wun kitteh puts on duk tayp – Taypity taypity taypity!
Wun kitteh hands owt teh blankees!
Anuther hands owt teh soothing drinkies!
An heerz an indelible marker to draw whutever dezines yoo wunt on yor blankee!
whoops, me tuk to long typin an me missed teh chans to halp… :pout:
Oh noes. No pout sairys – Dubble reskew wuz needed aifinkso. Dis kitteh dubble kyoot. Fanky fanky!
Ohai, sairys – nawt to wurry! Yor reskyoo kownted too! Mebbe yoo culd halp nativeca66 draw sum kyoot kittehs on teh blankee?
okey doke, umm, as a side topic, what are aaaaaalllllllllllllllll the smiley cons you can make on here?
duz yer ‘puter show teh letterz wen yew move yer cursor ober deh smileys?
I hab a list awn mai pwaktiss BLOG
nativeca66latex.wordpress.com/2008/08/09/hello-world/#comment-332
Fanky gremlin, DTC adn duh staff.
::sips soothy drink::
Ai feelun mush beddur noa.
::chews awn marker cap::
Hmmm..wut tu draw?
Mehbee an artist rendering ob the trial dat teh kitteh iz at.
Naw, ai nawt uh gud drawer akshully.
Prawbuhblee jes happy faices and sticky figures.
CCC on da way!!
*weeewooopweeeeoooop*
*get teh pooper, i mean get teh brayn scooper an pileem up*
*also get teh water hose an washem off*
get some mini CHRGs to put on brayn parts fur xtra protecshun
*putem bak in nativeca66’s hed an smoov em out*
*screw his hed bak on*
?now shood i get teh new CHRG, or teh improoved?
oh well ill ducktapem bofe on
get a kitteh blankit an hot chokklit
.
pls tell me yur betr naow?
Dis is a onest kitteh
Hi I’m Sawah…have you seen my fwend John………….he’s such a coooool cat.
da truf, da hole truf and nuthin abowt da truf, is moar laik it.
*bwings in jack nicholson* u can noes handle da truf!
Why oh Why do awl theese floofy kitteh bellehs keep cummin up? I has a reel weekness for teh bellehs. I try an try nawt to luk,but i juss kant halp it.
Ebin mah Hazel be flashin the belleh at me. !! Ah well…..*Splooooooooorrrt..*…Klunk!
Oh noes tidmun!
I halps u.
scoopity scoop da brainses
dust, dust dust em off
carefullee put bak in brayne cabbity
taypee taype tape wif da ducty tayp
1 kleen chrg/wdoi snap
1 floofy blankee wif squirrls onnit
1 hot chokklit
1 chooklit oringotang
dere now. feels better ok?
Why Fankee Kyndlee Phat Cat
I feel mush bedders nao.
I reely duz luff me a floofy belleh. Check owt mah Hazel in mah pics
an if teh wp lets me……… hyer iz teh Hazel kitteh in awl her floofiness
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1946816
Fankyoo {{{{{{{Jamamamamamamakitty}}}}}}}
ACK! Hoam wif a migraine an wiffowt mah CHRG(wdoi). Ai jus HAD to visit ICHC — an den dey putz such a kyoot kitteh up.
…
*SPLORT*
*thud*
Ugh. Ai iz hoam wif a migrayne … an ai doan haz mah CHRG(wdoi)… an ai haz a *SPLORT* but werdpretzel eeted mah nawt sekkund *splort* messij. Mah poor huzbin is gonna get hoam to find himz wife’s braynez awlobber himz ‘puter.
NOOO!
.
*runs to Ty Booteek, buys floffy new CHRG(wdoi) [nawt sure what it is!!!1!1!!] adn gibes it tu nightshayde…
.
yu be juss fyne nao – sum hawt chokklit fur yu tu?
floffy??? floofy! – mai red fais, let me show you it!
Oh noes, dunt be being embarasst.
Is alwayz gud when u is tryin to halp.
CHRG(wdoi) is a chicken headed rubber glove (with drawings on it)
We be putting them on to hold our braynz in from da splort.
You can klickee on da Lolspeak wiki link at the berry top of da page to learn more werds.
I like de idear of a floofy CHRG (wdoi) dat would be FCHRG(wdoi)
Kinda a mix between regyoolur CHRG & a 50’s style bavving cap, aifinkso!
lolcatburglar will be sellin FCHRG(wdoi) stedov hunnert dollar towels nao – yu’ll c!
*sips teh hawt chokklit*
Fanks fur teh halp, GP.
I jes add da squirtee air kan to get all da braynz from offa da keybord and adding dem back to da kranial kabbity. I fergotted to put back da brayne senter fer payne so yer magrayne shud be all gone nao.
Enjoyz da new FCHRG(wdoi) and chokklit dat GP brotted u.
Fanks, Phat Cat! Ai hoap it keeps teh migrayne away. Migraynez is teh pleh – DO NOT WANT. *sigh*
hmmm, awl deez peeps wif hedakes latelee…Ai fink dey kontagus…contaigyu….catching. Ai gots wun naow, tu.
Must be frum awl teh spolortacious kittehs latelee…… Ai donut noe.
↑ ↑ MOAR SPLORT INDUCING IMAGES
Must be Kwame Kilpatrick’s kitteh.
(sorry for the obscure reference, sort of)
now kitteh, you was cauted wif ur paws fuwl ob cheezeburgers as u runned fwom a fast fud resturant. Does u now pleed innosens or cheezylessness?
Ai swearz 2 tel de truf, dat iz meh storie & ai amma stikin 2 itz. An u cahnt prove odderwize!
i solemnly swear iz up to no gud!
Marauder’s Map!
then dis kitteh mus be ms. Norris!!
Lok out for filch…
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i r teh kitteh tat pwns teh hoomans