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or do u??
*dramatic music*
…but you needn’t call me Johnson…
teh names Johnson, see??
but u could call meh Bob…
an plees dun call me Paul Bunyan
…AND jump awl teh wai to teh punchline!
Conga rats Hashim. Sillybrayte?
Ohai annipuss!! fanks, but i’ll pass, iz fasting…
U can still go 2 teh tye booteek fur fings, not noms. Der aer awl sorts uv kitteh fings, windchymez, snoeglobes an bobblol hedded kittehz fur eggzampul.
yesh, u and awl teh ovver peepz who am in teh macrame can cumz too!!
ai fots teh noms for sillybrashuns all imagine airy?
ohai hashim! cornkatshoelotions on teh nawt sekkund spot! i onlee haz teh choklitt milk foar ur fastbrekking todai!
teh cookiez, i nommed em all for yesterdee’s fastbrekking
Ohai kittehcruncheez!! u haz a fast too? hmmm…
fanks fur teh milk and cookies!! *puts them in fridge*
i’ll nom tehm when teh tiem iz ripe!!
yus! eet be twentitee minoots until teh tiem iz ripe heer! BRB!
ok!!
happy iftari to u!!
Akshulii ai purrfurz “Meester Goldthwait”. But yu kan cawl mii “Bobcat”.
Butt Bobcatt is teh BEST!!!
…or even DreadCat Roberts.
it iz moar dignifyed
Yesh, “Roberto” is moar digniffyed – but dish Bobcat looks moar like he wud EAT you fer dinner tehn TAKE you to dinner!
Dish kitteh looks lyke he is finkin “Get dish thing off mai back or ai will bring out teh pointy ends AND the pointy fings in mai mouse will be sinkking into yer wrist in 3…2…1..”
Butt Bob is teh BEST!!!
Oar sometiems eben Roberto!
Dis kitteh lookz liek mai Vergelia who went to Rianbo Bridg on New Jears Dai 2008. She waatin’ for Gemini and mee der 4 awhiel.
{{{{{Karen}}}}} Ai sorry fur ur loss.
Fankies. Wii’r doin okeyz naw.
I losed my Jethro 2 days after that, on January 3. He be playin wif ur kitteh, mabye. His favrit game was to knock his fake mouses off of teh ottoman so I like to think of him now spending his days out on teh driving range, hitting a couple bukkets of mice before lunch.
Ohai, LCB. Ai finks mai Vergie wud be loneli wifawt us, so Jethro b keepen’ her kompanie. She lieked to plai, and sleep, and snuggle, and sleep, and sleep some moar. Did ai menshun she liekeded to sleep?
Bobert, til nom de plume
er….tis nom de plume
Dat translaytes az “eet teh fevver”
awwright, but pen name is just so, so……pedestrian.
Oh, u meen puce odd O’nim.
ewww, iz just awl green wit envy, izzat a skottich feller?
Ai fink himz Oirish
if ya suprise/startle him….is he Ohirish?
or it could O’nom!
Akshually its Bop Cat…. Elmore James got nuthin’ on me.
yus! kittehs are quite fond of jazzee moosick
*jazzhandz*
Oh to run free in the open air and sunshine, hunting my own prey… Wazzat?… Can Opener?…
My cat Esmerelda (kitteh from years ago) could hear you quietly tearing the plastic wrapper off a package of hamburger from all the way down the hall.
Ai fink kittehz and egelz hab da saem a… aud… kan haers aliek!
Mite bee Rob or Bobby ~ mi huzbum is Bobby butt his mumkitteh awlways callz he “Robert”.
Meh frend is named Robert n I ohlwayz cahl him Robbie…it qwite annoyz him…thinks I’ll sens him thes!
Just yesterday my annoying coworker was calling me by a common nickname for my given name but I happen to not like being called that for personal reasons. I axed him to plz stop but of course he kept doin it.
Why do peeps think itz funny to keep doing something to u even after u say u don’t like it and to plz stop?
O, BTW, anybuddy free this afternoon to halp me bury a
body old rug?kind ob like wen sumwun keeps remindin yew ob an earwurm dat bin hauntin yew furebber
we can bury 2 old bags, i mean rugs!?!
Shure! Teh moar the burier!
cud be kwite teh undertakin!!
ifink iz bery grabe situashun
dis remines me ob de ole New Yawker cartune wiff the liddle tweedy nerdy guy at de hardware store readin his list to de clerk: “50 feet rope, pick ax, shovel, quick lime, lawn chair, and two good cigars”
dat iz wen ai wud tink up a annoying niknaim fer dem & ebery tyme dey sai de naim u doan lyke u cud respondz wif *otay dingleberrifred* or sumtin. wen dey sai wai u call meh dat u cahn sai, wel, wai u call MEH dat wen ai sai ai doan lyke itz? peeps shud nawt dish owt wat dey r nawt willin 2 receeb bak.
sum gui ai uzed 2 werk wif alwais called de femail cowurkers babye or chikie sew ai started 2 call himz “sugar britches” did nawt tayke lawng fer himz 2 git de mezzage.
I am sending this to a non-ginger bloke over in scotland…i think he’ll get a laugh
i felt like translating myself…:p
Dis mah passd-on ol kitteh Lars! Him wit ceiling cat, lookn dahn wit pridnss!
Oh, Doodette, Larz wuz such a prittee boi. I finkso, u can haz a prowdness,2!
{{{Doodette}}} {{{Larz}}}
aww {{{Doodette}}} such a beytiful kitteh, Lars wil lib fereber inna ur hart & onna de ICHC!
Aww…. Doodette, your Lars was a gorgeous kitteh. Hope he approves of my LOL.
Listen an yu hears him purr at yu. Maybe bigness purry arms roun yu neck at nit.
Didn’t he prefer to be called “Larsbert”?
(I kid. He was beautimous kitteh.)
Him prfurrd been call “kitteh kitteh din din for nom!” We missed da Larsamonkus (him offeecl odder names.)
Yay! Thats my name (Y)
OK, Misture Lynxee-luukaliek: Robert iyt iys!!!
(kitteh prefurrs tuu bees cauled ‘Robert’;
jes doan caul hims layte foar supper…..
Purrsunaloly, mai babykat is teh Bob tew, but ifn i wuz to cawl him bai hiz offishul name (lyke ifnz he wuz in trubble or owt after teh streetlites wuz awn, dat’s when MY mommy yellded my all-of-it offishul name) i wud hafe to cawl him Beelzebobcatgoldthwait. *koff* so you see we jus cawl himz Bob for simp…sem…itz eezier dat way. And he prefurrs “Bobert”when himz is lookin distingwishd.
“Bobcat” prolly means short-tailed — unlike felis domesticus!
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Carnivora
Family: Felidae
Genus: Felis
Species: F. catus
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Binomial name
Felis catus
(Linnaeus, 1758)
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Synonyms
Felis catus domestica (invalid junior synonym)
Felis silvestris catus
Thx, that clarifires it. That has a pretty.
lolololololololololololololol i never ever saw it like that~!!!!! BobCat
like….RaulphCat or sumthin XD
Robert Cat At HuMUN MonNNY BnKA
Thx, that made my day.