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Puss n Boot
a puss inda bootz keepz da footzez warm!
momcat
…and my toeses too
hmmmm, mit nibbl awn da toezez fur lunchez… I wud be keerful!
momcat
or to haz tickuls wen ur walkin
Feline-icitationes (congrats in spanish lolspeak) on duh top spot all by your lonesome!
In yur honor I duz a soft-shoe dans, er… a hard-toe shoe dans, followed by a boot-scootin’ boogie (nawt rite kind of boots, I know, but anyhoo!)
cud duz a stomp in deez bootz…..
momcat
mebbe clogging
ur doin it right and kyoot!!
adn btw, congrashulashuns on ur nawt sekund Rodney!!
Thanks, broadband cat wuz gud to me today.
ur welcum!! XD
IZ REACHING CRITICAL POINT!
need intervenshyun from major splortage!
Aiz bowt CCC wif teh CHRG(wdoi) to pree vint the splortij!!
*Puts CHRG on KC n raps wif lots ob duckee tayp*
Der dats shud do tiz!
Egg sellent commet! Clappity floofy paws an mennee brgrs to yu!
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oh hai ambercat!
I will habz ta tell fishykitteh dat I sawz u tanight! She lubz ta tawlk ta u!
hab a gud dai!
momcat
or else teh pointee endz!!
oh hai hashim! I wuz wunderin whar u wuz tanight!
I hadz ta stai wif fishykitteh ata singin camp this weakend… iz moar or less bak naow….
momcat
ohh… it waz my school today so i waznt here so…..
oh dats rit! I fugets weiz nawt eben awn da same dai! I iz finishin up da sundai nite/ mundai mornin fing rit naow.
hope skool wuz gud….
momcat
ya, fanks!!
skool waz fine…
awl eben duz ur joob fur u!
momcat
I duz reel gud wif applyin’ da nails!
I iz gud at climin up to da hi playces too! Nawt alwuz so gud at comin down, but dats whut firemens iz fur!
Fyrmens?! Wher?!!11!!
i fink dey am stuck in teh trees…
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(Ohai Ambercat!!
well… dis boot cudz beez a fyrmenz boot…
da more ai finks about eet… da more aiz jelly-us ob da kitteh *sigh*
i likez ur avatar siobhan iz it ur kitteh?
iz verry gud photo
yesh… dis beez mai liddul sheridan. da formerly wyld nao sleepy one ^^
fankies fur da complyment… ai’ll gib dem 2 mai sheribabeh
ohai ebreewun. Just wanted to say – ohai – and ai’ll be bak when ai can.
Fur those hoo dint know – mai beloved Mom died yesterday morning, so ai’ll be heer only sporadikally fur teh next few daze.
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But ai hav mai reelee big famblee heer fur support and ai’ll be OK. Evenchullee. An ai know yoo awl will be sending mee lots ov sympathy – so pleez – just carree on wif the LOLs heer. an ai’ll pop in frum taim to taim wif sum nupdates.
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Ai dont want to spoil teh hole thred wif . . . yoo know . . .so pleez just treet this message as a nermal wun. But ai DO know most ov you care, so ai wanted to tell you.
dun worry Janet, u can post here wiff out us worried!! we will always be there for u!!
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{{{{JCH4K}}}}
I is so sowee fur Ur loss, you must miss your mother terribly…
If U needs a smile cheez peeps and ICHC will be there fur Uz.
and fanks fur sharing deh nooz.
I am so sorry to hear that. My deepest sympathies to you, Janet, and your family. You have had more than your share of grief lately. Lots of people caring here.
{{{{{jch4k and mom}}}}}
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“spoil the hole thred”???? shhhh. yew noes how a kitteh will sumtimes go “bop” wif teh a softy paw, pointy ends safely hidden, to smack some sense into someone/something? well,
*bop*
*bop bop bop*
{{{{{{jch4k}}}}}}
Ur mom will awlwayz b wif u JCH4K. U’ll heer her ebereeday. Iz not qwyt a yr sins mai dad passed n he amyks hiz presins nown to me awl tah tyme.
Lubs u, MM
Mayks not amyks!
{{{Janet}}}
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Thank u fur bopping her, Fleep!!! After awl deh hugz adn sympafeez Janet haz handed owt 2 awl deh Cheezpeepz, her b silly 2 b wurrying bowt spoiling a fred. Shurlee she noez dat deh laffter adn deh hugz and lubz awl goez hand in hand.
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Wii awl b touched bai Janet’z mom — cuz she gave us Janet!!! Wifowt Janet’z mom wii wud awl b sew much poorer. Wii b noeing she must have ben wun uv deh most wundermous personz ever, just lukking at her wundermus dottir …. Janet kudn’t have bekum deh woman she is wifowt a truly fine role model. Wii awl share Janet’s sadness.
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Janet, u kum adn play wif us wen u kan. Wii will b having smilez heer waiting fur u.
i canna say it any better than cweenmj, prof. d’Beaker and the otters.
{{{{{{{{{janet}}}}}}}}}
Janet. you can has frendz hear who love you and care about you.
I wish I could be there IRL, but I am with you in spirit.
Please let us know how and when we can halp.
you’ve got a friend, caroleking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7hDnKtc9oM&feature=related
you’ve got a friend, jamestaylor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vY1peG8gHQ&feature=related
I’m so sorry to hear that your mother has gone.
Sending you a heartload of love to carry you through this time.
{{{{{Janet}}}}}
{{{{{JanetCanHas4Kittehs}}}}}
ohai janet, ai lost mai mom in ‘92. for teh longest time ai wud pick up teh phone to call her tew tell her wutebber wuz teh latest…….an den ai wud member dat her wuzznt ansrin teh phone. let us be yer phone call tew yer mom!!! {{{{{janet}}}}}
ohh…. so sowwy fur u too Jamamakitty…
teh whirlled iz so cruel…
{{{{{{{Jamamakitty adn Janet}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}} Ai am so sorry fur ur loss. Mai thots r wif u and ur famlee.
{{{{{Janet}}}}} Sorry to hear about your Mom’s passing. My thoughts are with you and your family….
{{{{{{{{{{{janet an fambly}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Nermal? Here, that meens teh biggest uv hugs, luvs and simpathies to u, Janet.
{{{{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}}}}
So sowry for your loss.
{{{{{Janet}}}}} so sorry for your loss, you and your family are in my thoughts & prayers.
{{{{{{{{{{JCH4K an fambly}}}}}}}}}}
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<3 <3 <3
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moe
{{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}
My heart goes out to you, dear Janet. Know that you have many friends here sending you love and comfort.
Oh, sweet Janet! Aym so sorry! Awl my hugz ar belong to yoo:
{{{{{{{{{J4K and fambly}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Deer Janet, lubs an manee hugz.
so sorree fur yur loss.
Gud thots an prayers wiv u an yur familee.
{{{{{{JCH4K an Familee}}}}}}
Soe sorree foar yuur loss, Janet; Ai wil keepez yuu iyn mai thots adn prayures;♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Janet & hers famblee }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
i’ll B prayin fur u, Janet. take care of yourself- u r so speshul!
{{{{{{{Janet and Family}}}}}} Sorry to hear of your loss.
Dear Janet, I hope the love of all the folks here will help sustain you through the difficult days.
Holding you and your beloved Mom in the light.
{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}
Sorry to hear about your loss…
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yoo are teh hart ob cheezland, an we will mis yoo an be finking bowt yoo till yoo come bak. lub an simpaffies an hope yoo wil be ok.
…the tree is known by its fruit…your mother must have been wonderful…sympathies on your loss…
{{{{{{{{{{Janet an famblee}}}}}}}}}}
So sorry to hear your sad news. You are in our thoughts and prayers.
Sew sorrie Janet
{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}} Ai lost mai momcat in ‘92, her nebber gotted tu see mai boikitteh (he wuz borned in ‘95), den lost mai dadcat in ‘03, ai miss bof uf dem berry muches – mennee simpatheez tu you nad yer famblee
Oh, Janet, I wish we could all be with you IRL, but surely you know we are all with you in spirit, sending you all our love and sympathy.{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}
oh Janet-
yur sos gud two uz….. u iz sos nic when weiz haz da sadz…. don eben fink ur spoiln fred!
Weiz awl wif u…. weiz beez finkin bout u n prayn fur u n yur momcat- Iz a hard tyme rit naow sos let uz awl help u wif it.
momcat, gascat, n fishykitteh
{{{{{{{{{{janet n mom}}}}}}}}}}
oh mai janet. ai jus finded ur messig nao. das so sad to heer. seems sumbodeh jus is nawt nice tu uz at de moment
. mai condolences adn {{{{{{{{{{{{ janet & famblee }}}}}}}}}}}}
gud joob rd n hashim! u haz a shu tie! ( I furgoted ta turn da lit awn n culdnt see whut I wuz typin!)
shud we duz a shuffl off ta buffalo (whar da gascat romez….)
momcat
Ohai momcat!!
i fink rodney iz alone in teh nawt sekund!!
yah- i wuz shortshanded rd= rodney……. sumtimz i shortz two muchez!
momcat
oh.. hehe
yur rit….. i fink awl go ta bed afore i embrarses maiself furfer……
(cud swored u two wuz da same tim….)
gud joob rodney! whut beez yur plezsure? champain frum da boot?
momcat
…or dis steel toe goes where da sun don’t shine.
whut wud u two likz fur sillybrationz? I haz a tired….. bein writn awl dai, helpeded gascat wif shakeyspear paper, helpeded spoose wif rebutsall ledda (wont do nuffin, but feelz gud ta do….)
momcat
all ur shoes are belong to meh!!1!
ummmm…..nawt sos shur u wud wantz mai shoez….. deh beez da oldi moldiz!
wail, I haz had enuf phun fur da nit…. I goez ta bed naow….
(iz phun tawlkin ta peepz awl da wai acrosses da wirld!)
nit owl!
momcat
g’nite momcat!! sleep tight and i wont steel ur shoes!!
Ai’s got mai steeltocaps, Ai can has hardhat nao?
*gives u big yello hardhatz*
u look kjoet naw
An a Hi Viz jakkit ?
Mornin Ambercat.
Cupovtee/coffee an bikky?
J
farmer kitteh needs a plough… and a cookie!!
id be happee to givs him a cookie! an also som milk
yehs, it be ur specialty!! i lieks it!!
fanks! iz u want moar? for fastbrekkins?
i haz choklitt milk!
hmmm…. i will taek dat into consideration…. or… on sekund thought, GIMME GIMME!!1!
oh noez kitteh iffn joo go to werk wit meh, den ahz not be gittin n-ee werk done… ah’ll be splortin’ frum joor kyootnis awl day!
So Cute
Can I see dis in a smaller size?
Hawrd wurkeengz Kitteh
wuntz 2 seez how hurz Beeg Gye
maykz awll t3h munneez
Beeg Gye shoodz nawtz leeb
sutch wunndurrful coazee Nap
Playssez awll aloan
Beeg Gye wayrz t3h Nap
Playssez awn hims feetz. Dat maykz
no senss 2 Kitteh
Jack.
Clappity clap clap! Ai awlwayz injoiez ur Ohicoo!
Jack – u knoes dat teh smellyer teh fing iz, teh moar kitteh lyks it! Iz lyk bein parts ob teh Beeg Gye!
Leg sirkles to u frum Manfred, Ayla n Michio!
kitteh in the shoo
chases awai your blooz
take herz home
and gives her a shmoo
Iz u still owt der, Hashim?
I haz gud newz!!! Cotton, aftur 6 nites awai frum home, came bak! Ai iz sew happi! *dansdansdans*
Faanks 2 awl hoo sended homin beamsan gud thots an tol Cotton 2 git home rite nao!
an dotz, 2…………………
HOORAY!!1!
dats so gr8 teasel2!! plz to gib cotton gushi fud and scritches from me adn Simba!!
Ai wil dew taht! Seh fanks u an Simba!!
Seh acksully comed home Fridai nite, but Ai wanted 2 wait til u wer heer 2 tell teh gud newz!
fanks so much teasel2!!
and Simba sayz ur welcum and wavez floofy paws!!
Ai iz very happitail fur u, Teasel! Iz sew scary whin teh kitteh iz missing.
An, Hashim, how is Simba doing? All recubbered frum teh big advenshure, too?
Yay, teasel! I am glad to hear that Cotton came home! Homin beams do work, eh?
Day dew!!!
Seh was sew funni wen seh comed bak. Nermally, seh iz pretty kwiet, but seh waz talkin upppa storm wen seh comed hom….just lik seh waz tellin mii bout awl hur adbenshurs.
ohai teasel that ar good nooz
U must has a relieved
{{{{teasel+cotton}}}
{{{two-kittehs}}}
I habe a bery big relieved! Seh waz gon sew long Ai thot seh wud nawt b comin bak….seh haz teh relieved 2, aifinkso! Liddle velcrow kitteh seh haz ben!
*danasdansdans*
Happee fur u teasel! Nys to hab floofee kitteh to hole in ur arms agin!
“I’m Mike Rowe, and dis is mah job….”
lebenty burgerz 2 u fillyjonk!!!!!! I luvz Mike Rowe.
I can has Career Day?
ushally whin ai seez tihs at mai home, ai sez “no no kitteh, yoo too yung to go to werk. stay hom an plai wif yur brudder k thx bai”
Mai noo co-werkers wil luv meh, specially de laydees! mmrrowr!
Dat iz kyoot! (sorry if that’s wrong I’m just learning LOLspeak!)
Iz fyne, yer Lolspeek werx gud (is hard to mess up lolspeek)
Awww, dis kitteh iz prejuss. Hims berry nommable and prejuss.
Yarrrr …. do nawt be takin’ my booty.
Tihs bees: “Taike Yuur Kitteh tuu Wurk Day”;
(a spin-off of “Taike Yuur Chilluns tuu Wurk Day”, held eerlier iyn teh yeer;)
Kitteh bees a byg hitt at teh kunstrukshun syte; awl teh haurd-hat guise are gibbing her a peece ov tehir sammiches (thems bees wurried taht kitteh is staurving!!)
Foar dessurt, her bees kullekting bits ov cuppcaikes, cuukies, doh-nutts, pastrees, adn pyes; (her haz enuff naow tuu fillez up 2 tuu 3 luhnch- bauxes)
Lature, wen her goez hoem, her can haz a rlly byg tummee-aike!!!
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Taek ur kitteh to werk dai. Ai liek thet idea. But sum kittehs nawt gits along sew well…cud be some nastee cat fights in teh office. Ifinkso!
Hee, hee; teh nastee cat fights inna awffice nawt bees frum teh kittehs,
thems iys fine; iyts frum teh wurkers!!!!!
Dis kitteh b liek fut warmurs. He also purrovide speshul ecksfowliayshun of deh hoomin feetsez. No charge fur eckstra serbiss.
corse yu can gos to mah wurks kitteh, caus dis is taek ur kitteh to wurk dai!
Absillutlii PAWsitivlii yu kan! QTE QTE QTE!
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
awwwwwwwww so cute i luv it!!!!!!!!!
Is this the one you showed me B4 you left for K?
Uh oh. It are floof.
Blargh! Ai r ded!!!
ohai! iz.. um… iz can eshplain….
muh box was taken.. iz sleepin in ur bootz
warmy but… schmelly..
de kittehz seem to like dis, one of my aunts had a blue persian who had this unholy attraction to my basketball shoes. would sleep face down in them.
heh
cat in caterpillar
Cute…. yer doing it pretty well
Aw! Kitteh wants go to wrkz!
It haz diztemperz……. iz gonna diez soonz