Drat!
Drat! Dis mous nos Kung Foo
musta lernd his movez frum dis kitteh.
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no iz a mouse
ai mint to sais a ninja mouse
Ai ketches it, I skeezes it, and it pops outta muh paws lyke a waddahmelon seed!
a berry kyoot waddlemehlon seed!!
The Force is strong with this one.
Congratshoelaces, Dahson!
Ai duz teh Ninja Dans fer yu!
*ninja dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her knives*
Fanks!!
Ai duz teh ninja dans wif yu!
*dans ninja dans dans*
*shakey shakey deh madd ninja skillz*
Yayyy!
*ninja dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her knives*
foyled again!!
&**^&* Werdpress…
trying to get a ‘nownsement out:
http://www.petcare.mars.com./
&U*(&*(.
The above is for a PET FOOD RECALL.
werdpress will onlee let me post one line at a time?
Anyway just wanted to get the word out!
READ ABOVE
ah so, grasshopper!!
*enable John Wayne* Whut yew cawl me…….pilgrim?
Hoo u calling pilgrim?
heh!
It gotted me
Teh kung foo is strawng wif dis mousie.
Evrybody was kung foo fighting
ohai, miz kitteh, are yoo teh miz kitteh hooz marker on teh cheezfrens map i askidentally mooved jus a teeny liddle bit last night? i so sorry, i lib in saem town as yoo, apparently, an gotted confyoozed wherz teh marker to moov, befor i gotted it figyured owt wut to do. yor marker iz still in same town, jus a fyoo bloks ober.
If you are in Tucson (that’s me) & it is ok! I can always move it back.
kung fu fitin, ur doing it rite!
Fas as litning
Matrix kitteh…is in slo mo!
Mouseh duz teh ‘Bullet Time’
luk, mai pal Harvey, heez eetin mousie!
Harvey the pooka? The giant inbisiblol wabbit?
Yu noze him? Bin arwon a lawng tiem, arnt we?
hey ya’ll ! im ownly 38 an aye kno ov harvy! some grate mobies wa maed frum da start ov da film industries. muss nawt furgit dem.
Yu must hab sene da rerunz. Ai nawt secund heerd abowt pooka abowt 1950. Fawt it wz funnee bcuz mai gpa cawled me Pookie.
ahw! Pookie is a wunnerful nik name! I wus thinking ov a movie i saw wiff jimmy stewart and a gaint rabbit only he could see
The moobie wif Jimmuh Stewart has won ob muh faborite moobie lines ebber. De Pshrinkologist is telling Jimmy Stewart’s character dat he mus grapple wiff reality he mus wrestle wif reality every dey and Jimmy sez “Dr., I yam pleased to report dat I haz wrestled wiff reality an I haz won out over it!”
yep! dat is a good wun! id liek tew b able to say dat myself
I think I saw it on stage before I caught Jimmy Stewarts on TV.
Ai hart (<3) diz mobie muchlee. Iz funee an sweeet, aifinkso!
Heerz mai card. Dahn kawl mee at diz nummer, butt U kan kawl mee at dat nummer!
Evribadi uos Kunfuffaitin’
(mew-mew-mew-mew-mew-mew-me-me-mew)
dos rats iz fast as lightnin’…
Wayne…Ai wuz finkin da same fing!:D
GMTA Wayne and Katzi!!!
StagehanDan, I hopes you wer nawt adv…eddver…advres… unhappyly effected by de Himikane Ike!
nah, it passed far enough east of the D/FW area my house barely got rain out of it.
Kinda like that West TX rancher talkin’ about rain.
“You’ve remember that flood of Noah, the feller wit da Ark?”
“Well, we got about an inch and a half outta that.”
hey, howaya….i dint no u libd in tx!! ai haz sister frinds hu lib in rockwall…cool!!
I yam pleezed to heer dat yer OK, I kinda figgurred as mush but wus concernt anyweys.
“hiz kung foo is supeereor!”
tehys bof purty gud, luks liek
Himikane Ike waz nawt so mush fun heer in Ohio.
hope yoo get dryed owt an kleened up ok!
Look out for its hadoken!
The Stripey-er of mah Spooklets knoze Cat-Fu, too…clicky clicky…
Sebeer-Splort Warning!
Fanks fur alla pix, TC. Lubs following teh antix ob teh most adorable kittehs inna whirled.
Awwww!! da grey stripey one….Must hold on to CHRG…and close my eyes…so cute I forgot my lolspeak!!!
O mai gudnez. Der be lotza splort potenshul dere, 4 sur!!
*Kloses iiz 2 avoid splorting.
*Putz CHRG on deh Crapture*
*Sekurez it wif lebentee rollz uv duk taype*
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Sum buddee had 2 dueing it. Wii duzn’t want u dying uv splortashunz.
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Gee, I hoapz I didn’t asskidentlee putting duktaype over TCz mouf. it wuz a liddul hard 2 dueing wif mai iiz klozed.
*pulls out bag uv funny ninja sound effects*
hay stagehanddan, ai fot u cood use dis….
Jamez Bawnd Kitteh
no canz beez nawnshallawnt wenz
teezd bye Bounsee-Mowss
Bownsee-Mowss duz nawt
hoo hims messeeng wiff. Jamez Bawnd
Kitteh swattz himz gud!
Bownsee-Mowss bownssez
bakk. Jamez Bawnd Kitteh can haz
yuze drasstikk mezzurz
Jack.
rofl….u paynt funny pichur. WIN!!!!
ndeed lightchild, berry mutch, is it fur da win!
Iam alwyas glad tew see ur poems Jack
Paws of Furry!!!!
*pewpewpewpewpewpewpew*
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/12/ambush-pew-pew-pew/
RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAAAYYYY! OW OW OW
Wen maus tois attak….film at elebenty
ninja kitteh to tze rescue.. fly mai pritteh
ebery one waz kung foo fightin!!
teh mausie waz az fast az lightning!!
whot bout tze kitteh?
Tuxie Kitteh haz teh moves daown patt; mowsie duz nawt staynd a chaynse!!!
Mowsie ar puttiyng up a guud fite, tho; TK luukes dehfynately annoyeded..
Little did ninja mouse know that the cat had an ace up his sleeve…
ninja mice…thats new…
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Have another orange mouse. Really, have all you want.
HEY TROLL!!! go away with your hatred…you are not needed if you wont play nice. no one forced you to come to this website…
Deer lolllllllllolololol– If u okayshunlee find a pixor heer dat duzn’t b ur style uv funnee, it duz not b deh end uv deh whirlld. U kin kumplain if u reelee think wii kare that a pixor haz offended ur fine scentz uv humer.
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But 2 kum heer adn throwing owt deh werd ‘retard’ like that iz inexkusabul!! Taht b a meen adn hateful werd 2 use. Mai bruzzer adopted 2 adoarable speshul needz gurls adn I saw teh pain dey felt wen peepz tawkinged bowt ‘retardz’. It iz so nasty!!! U shud b ashamed uv urself. Wii duz not tolerate meen peepz on ICHC. U may taking urself on owt uv heer if u kan’t playing nice.
deer cweenmj an lm: ai am very sorry taht u haz bin purrsonallee offended bai teh remarks uv “lolllllllllolololol”. ai duz nawt haz purrsonal eggsperienses lyke yores, but ai wud nawt evver want 2 offend ennywun on ICHC!!
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but if ai did, tehn enneywun whoo wuz offended by sumfin ai sed cud write 2 teh Big Burgerz using teh linkee at teh top uv teh pagez… an report me… an prolly get mai commentz remuved… ai’z jus sayin…
nope lol-whatebber, u iz RONG RONG RONG!!
iz nawt “another” forurm, iz teh SAYME forum as uzual == full of nyce peeps who bee playin fun wiv lolspeek. U mus be onna rong forum.
does anybody else have the vision of a scene from Aladdin? Where the parrot is viciously cramming crackers into the sultans mouth?
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*snicker*
insert evil chuckle here: bwahahaha
now-now, don’t be making fun of the afflicted
did u receeve the boks uv sound effects ai leftid four u?
wii postid at teh saym tyme!!!! macrame!!!!
um….where?
ah yeeessss, I seeeee theem naow. I musht inveshtahgate thish more clowshleh
az teh luvving auntie ob a sweet liddle 3-yeer-old boy wif down sindrome, i haz to say taht teh peeples hoo go arownd saying teh wurd “retard” dont haz 1/100 ob teh sweetnes an luvvings an pursunality ob dis wunnerful liddle boy. peeples hoo go arownd saying taht wurd shuld take a gud luk in teh mirror an aks tehmselves hooz teh wun wif a problum.
{{{lunarmommy}}}
i haznt meeted him yet, tehy live far away, but i haz seen videos an pikshurs an eben talked to him on teh fone!! hopefully at crissmas or sometime i finally gets to meet him. iz my baby brovver’s 3rd boy (owt ob 4)