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ltterall kitteh is…
…literal
litterally
and, iguess virtually sinz hims is On the Compweter?
yep, an gud ting i haffa CHRG, udderwise me be splorted
yah, dis kitteh can haz splortahusnality to da max.
*duz teh splort dans, tu teh tune ob Teh Blue Danube (oar 2001: A Space Oddity)
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Dansdansdansdansdans *splortsplort* *splortsplort*
Dansdansdansdansdans *splortsplort* *splortsplort*
Dansdansdansdansdaaaans *splortsplort* *splortsplort*
Dansdansdansdansdaaaans *splortsplort* *splortsplort*
Dansdansdans dansdansdans dansdansdans *splortsplorrrrtysplortsplort*
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*haz braynes naw ober seberal ruums adn teh taybul adn teh computer*
wuh-woh.
*luks at CCC operatar’z licenxe, exp. elbenty munfs ago*
wot to do, wot to do???
callz nine elbentee fur Halp!
*thinkthinkthink*
*fwipfwipfwip*
*wrapz jd titelee in tendrilz o doom*
*wibblewibblewibblewibble*
*luuks at mOs gratefully, but iz hard wen wun eye iz stuk on teh ceeling*
oopsiee.
*resets tendirlso doom tork lebel from “eyepoppying” to “craneeyalconataynmint”
sry, i had upgrade & lerning curb is a lil steep.
i finkin dis is callin fer de replacements brain tu be growed in the insta-matic-cellgraft-growabrane-fawtranssplant-fingy, (doodad faw short). den we puts it in de craniumz, use de scan tools tu scan brain remnants off walls faw memries tu be injecteds ind. aw, i forgetted rest orf proceddures… mebbe we need momkitties hugs tu maek yu betterrer in dere tu.
wow, how yu get teh litebuld thingy
put ur cursor over it and u can see wut wuz typed!
: idea : skwished togetter
CCC heer wif plentee CHRG(wdoi), duckee taype, choklits, bevrijs(hot n kold), blankees, stufted aminals n NE fing els u mite needs to avoid or recober from teh splorts!
hmmm… him stayz der two lawng n himz mit becomez virtual….
momcat
hi momcat! hope fings are going better!
{{{{{momcat}}}}}
conga rats mary! oreos an milk? or peeches an fluffy creem?
i can has gweedy, and can haz bofe?
*walkin on da tredmills to werk off the kaloreez in advanz*
shur yu cna me haz nuf fur eberyone!
*whispurrs* but i gotta go, fur a few min, brb
Cormgradjulashuns!!! Drinksies of choyce.
*hans Mar0 drinksies*
CHEEZ
*sipz the guanaban joosh*
fanx
hmmm. losted a ” a” dere: guanabana.
*slurps*
*wipes mouf*
this is so funny
crunching et
iz crunching et compooter
number krunchin on teh compooter?
naw-
kitteh crunchin awn da ‘pooter
momcat
wats wit da momcat sig?
uzully her uses her boi gascat’s signin, so her signs “momcat” so we knows its her an not gascat. but seems to hab diffrent signin now.
Can we wii?
Nawt awn teh pyooter!
U go wii inna litturbocks.
*snert*
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Apple kitteh..
makes biases known
Misunderstanding Appel Kitteh piks Grammy’s Miffs ober Gowldun Delishus.
u can haz it wen iz dun
Tryin 2 find teh lolz.
Hai, ai gots kweshtun: Iz dere a e-z wai 2 see wat lolz ov urs were faborited?
I hazn’t fownd wun yet – an wen sum peepl haz ober 100 PAGES uv fabrits……
There iz, yes. Yu win teh lotteri a hundred thymes in a row, buy ICHC foar $4 billion, adn then surch teh daytabays. Oh, you sed *eeezy*. Noa, down’t know wun ob thowse.
kitteh lukking for a lappy.
Ai fownded a magnit dat sez: “Kittehs: Teh orijinal laptawp”!
lukkin for lub in all the wrong plaices, kitteh.
i figger i would be stinjee if i dint share dis eerwerm wif eberybodee!!
blast frum da past:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3huC-42N1Gs&feature=related
Dats wut ai wuz finkin ov wen u posted dat commint, MaryO.
Nao ai gots eerwurm! Halp!
oh, so I had to click on the linkee. I had to listen. now ai gots teh eerwurm aaaarrrrgggghhh
mee toooooo!
don’t choo have sumthin for that at d’Beaker labs?
*holds hands over eers, still not werkin!*
pleez 2 pull ur CHRG down tite ober yr eers sew yr eerwurm duz nawt ezcape & attak de rest ob uz whoo baliently rezizted de clikin ob de linkee
oh, i contakted teh CDC in Atlantis, adn dey sed dis is a partikularlee virulent strain and is CHRG resistant.
*passes ober malarya meds leftover frum trip to Afrika*
hear, take deese. they only can has a few months past expiry.
Adn dose side effex liszted (why i has leftovers, akshully) go away.
evenchullee.
e.g. the paranoia is not dat bad.
why are you looking at me like dat??
Fanks fur the laff, Mary O, ai needed it!!!!
mypleshure!
DK! How’s it goin sista?
ohai Leeza. Ai woke up this morning adn founded myself alibe, so taht’s alwais a gud start.
Trying to focus on teh gud stuff n teh learnings. Grateful fur mai frens heer n IRL.
{{{{{{Leeza}}}}}}}
I wus thinking abowt u yesterdai.
{{{{{{{{{DK}}}}}}}}
It will get a little better eech day, Ifinkso!
Fanks, mai fren. Aifinkso too.
{{{{{4.5k}}}}}
Fanks sweetie!
Arrrghhhhh! *fleez inna panik wile stoofin wadz ob bubblygum in eerz*
jus fibe moar minits, ai prawmis! den ai taik meh nap, otay?
furst computer den snorguls
my kitteh lieks snorgles on teh compyooter. my old kitteh tiger yoosed to sit on my mowse hand. so him gotted belli-rubz an i gotted to yooz compyooter at teh same time!!
Dam ey-ow-ell… Mah cumputter iz slow liek hoomin. I can has tek sapport?
Has u tried usin can-o-ayr? Mebbe u has 2 mush fur inna masheen.
sertenly, u prezzin 1 fer engrish or 2 fer lolspeek pleez
I thot iz woz 1 foar Ingrish, 2 foar Spanish Omlette, 3 foar lolspeek, eleben elebenty eleben foar fyremins adn 0 foar teh killer attak zombie operaytur from owtur spayce.
Speekin ov usin the pyooter: Werk is crackin down awn non-werk-relatid usidj ov teh innertoobs. Dis meens dat ai nawt be online az mush.
**beeg sad**
Plz 2 kno dat ai’m finkin ov eberybodee an will bisit as offen az ai can.
**rhsb walks awf, powtin**
Mai werk iz doin dis fink too. It hard 2 faind gud plaeces to hab fun wen werk restrickt innernest.
haz anyone seen Maus by the way? i tink he may be goin throo dat too, cuz me haz nawt seen him fur a wile
awww, meen ol werk! sorree rhsb. ai knos wat u meens tho, wear ai werk is grownds fer firin iffen u uzin de puter fer non-werk relayted stuffz.
ai finkso you werks in lawn forcement, yes? cud yew tell them yew is just serching fer criminals (n-e-buddy seen LCB lately?)???
Gud eyedea, P d’B!
Unforshunatelee, ai nawt fink tehy by dat storee.
B-sydes, teh kinda criminalz ai uzulee deel wif BETTER NAWT b onna ICHC! **shudder**
yeah, sumtimes we makes teh jokes about things taht are IRL too seeryous for joking.
yah, i sawed her (LCB) just t’otter dae. talkin to martoonee, hazing ahissy fitz cus martoonee was lukking at sumfin shiney outside in teh sun and you surping LCB’s job.
brb, gotta go luk fr my watch. and ring. and car keys.
Oooooh! Dat LCB, she like the Scarlet Pimpernell….
*She s(n)eeks fings heer*
*She s(n)eeks fings there*
*She Steels..errm … s(n)eeks fings ebreewhare*
*luks sad*
i feelz teh bad about dat eerwerm.
yr comet merinded me of my lawn care theme song:
i fot teh lawn, adn teh lawn won. (hands doon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMSbJGxuj2o
surenderz & cliks linkee. Ohhh dats a gud sawng! ai lyke de lawng tyme ago bersion by de Bobby Fuller Four bestest! Mai aige, lemme sho u itz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPXnoLAEUSQ
sweet! okai, de bideo iz purty laim but ai lykes de sawng, hee hee. De Clash did wunnerful bersion awlso. Ai luved dem, dere moosik kikked hinder!!
oh, tahts too bad, rhsb.
kan yoo com vizit wen yoo are not at wurk?
but ben if yoo kant com vizit very offen, we are stil finking bowt yoo an hopin yor borkded hart gets better an yoo makes gud noo life. {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Dat troo! Saymes happnin 2 me 2! **beeg sad** So gotta nawt do dis as offen. An ai nawt heer dat offen. Wat RHSB sed:Plz 2 kno dat ai’m finkin ov eberybodee an will bisit as offen az ai can. **KCT powtin in corner** Ai lieks beeng heer. Gibs me a happee. Ai lieks the cheezpeeps in cheezland!
yikez ai wish dey wud get ridz ob dat ad ober awn de rite dat shoz de crazee man wif de spyder inna hiz mouf! (shudder) dat creepz meh owt sew bahd!
Prittee sune kitteh gunna goez inna litturebaux;
tehn tehre’s owr chanse tuu grabbez teh pyuooter bak;
(hers nebber goez awnlyne enneywaiy; jes liekes tuu parks tehre)!!!
an now heers teh burfday fairy to say a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz teihr burfdays today!! eben teh lurkurs and tehy shy peeples hoo nebber posted before!! I bringed hommaed burfday caeks in your favrit flavrs, fizzy frooty party punch, party hats wif pompoms on tehm, an goodie bags wif shiny pensils, yoyos taht light up wen yoo yoyo tehm, kandee, an puffy kitteh stickers wif googly eyes. (goodie bags are for all teh party guestses!
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Luks 2 me like U iz on two compewters.
multi-tasking
Please place kitteh on ‘pooter and reboot.
Noa! Kitteh duz nawt want boot. Boot iz nawt nootrishus, adn ownli delishus iffen bitten. Kitteh will power-cycle aftur ebolbing legs lawng enuf tu reech teh peduls.
I like this one
an uv koarss wii awl noe NEVUHR tu bothur kittoon wen hii iz ‘pyootin’.
i will NEBBER hit teh “esc” button or the stoopy winnows key or teh F# key taht puts up teh blak skreen wif teh white letters or step on teh button on teh scanner or sit right in frunt ob teh skreen wen him’s makin big moov in a gaem or…
*snerk* riiiiight, suuurrrre ya will.
lol this one is good
this is so funny!
umm, yu hav DID? yes?
I took this photo when writing a review for my new Sylvania G laptop (http://massdisruption.wordpress.com/review-sylvania-g-netbook/) and made a silly caption in comparing my kitten and the laptop for a frame-of-reference. Didn’t know it would make the front page.
LAWL. (To at least make a minimal attempt at this site’s pidgin english.)
Well congratz! And u don’t have to speek lolspeek. Dat’s opshunal.
Iffin dis beez an ax i dent, u shud maik mor pixrs adn capshuns. Jes think whut u cud iffin u wuz tryin 2 b funnii.
conga-rats on yor pikshur an yor kitteh an yor pyooters bein on teh frunt page!!
(lolspeek not rekwired, only lub teh kittehs an be nise!)
He even is on two computers :O
Kitteh is a bit selfish!
him iz power-user. like my boi, haz laptop an mac desktop, laptop dubble-boots windos an linux, mac trippul-boots mac an windoz an linux. gibs me a hedake finking abowt it.
He bettur not be surfin nawty sites!:-o
him duznt luk 18 yet!!
Can you get off please? I want to use it.
i not shure i want to know about taht
“not now mom…im…im…getting off on the computer…”
being on teh pyooter, ur doin it literally….
kitteh has keen powers ob da obveeous, eh whut?
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