Comments on: Y yu file me

By: Xzon

Xzon — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:36:44 +0000

wat liabilitys?

By: picalz25

picalz25 — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:58:42 +0000

paste this message to 3 comments and press ALT

By: CDMCat

CDMCat — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:53:41 +0000

Isn’t it obvious? She’s determining if any are related to study drug.

By: nickiwest

nickiwest — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:56:46 +0000

I belong to the kitteh in question. And if you have one, you’ll understand that she only allows me to file papers in her Serious Adverse Events folders because her fingers aren’t as long as mine.

I’m just glad someone got one of my girls on the front page. I’ve got plenty of cute kitteh photos, but I’m not so good with teh captions.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:11:32 +0000

Trombone players do it in seven positions…

By: 2kissy2

2kissy2 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:53:56 +0000

wii file under “LOL-abilities” !!!

By: 2kissy2

2kissy2 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:48:00 +0000

Uz shood bin filed az “lol-ability”

kiss kiss

By: Hashim

Hashim — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:19:58 +0000

ohh… hehe… fanks siobhan, i’ll just…. oh…hmm….. dots!! ………..

By: siobhan

siobhan — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:13:46 +0000

awwweeeeeee… fankies! {{{{{{{{{hashim}}}}}}}}} u bee soooo nice. see, ai eben gottet mai abatar back beecuz ob uz

By: Hashim

Hashim — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 08:10:17 +0000

*gets a shiny cheezburger frum teh y bootek and gibs it to siobhan*

By: Hashim

Hashim — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 08:08:39 +0000

iz on ur file satck, leavin u a surprise…

By: siobhan

siobhan — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 08:00:30 +0000

harumph… but ai seded wez nawt be tellin… *sighs adn hans lcb ober a shiny cheezburger*

By: noozilander

noozilander — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 06:46:08 +0000

lol eet looks liek mai kitteh and he rly iz a laiability he purrs on ur lap for a while an then he’ll get his pinty enz out an attack!

By: Tribble

Tribble — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:03:48 +0000

Fank u nightshayde!

By: D3f4ul7

D3f4ul7 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:20:58 +0000

Because your name is Lehman the Cat!
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=atzOPo2aWj2I

By: Kit

Kit — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:27:20 +0000

My question is why a kitty was allowed in a box of Serious Adverse Events files…

By: Tatsadasayago

Tatsadasayago — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:04:47 +0000

ROFL

By: SAMshine

SAMshine — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:03:59 +0000

Uz bin filed incorrektly….

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 00:04:10 +0000

*duz maff reel qwik 99 44/100 % not ebil ≠ 100% not ebil*
um, LCB, are tehre any, um, sied-effex ob teh hunnert-dollar
toewl yoo haz not tolded me abowt?

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:36:35 +0000

Naow ai’v gotted new eerwurmz!!!

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:35:46 +0000

Wehn mai dad singed tu mi it wuz ‘Chattanooogah choo choo’ n ‘By By blakburd”

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:30:08 +0000

Yep ai gotted itz strait away. Naow DAT is an erwurm!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:29:57 +0000

‘Cos u took up de entire file dat seys ‘kewt’

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:27:43 +0000

switch to saran wrap, clings bettah.

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:26:59 +0000

Oh, yes, dere r muches minne moar rewardings den spendings fer habbin dah kittehs.

But da rewardings r mosly spirachul.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:12:16 +0000

Kitteh, az mush az ai lubbs u, u iz wat teh akkowntints call a “munnee pit”. Dis meens ai nebber get az mush munnees outta u az ai inbestid.

Ai still lubbs u, tho. U iz worf ebery pennee!

(Ai usta call Josie “Mommehs littlol munnee pit”)

By: Ebil Maus

Ebil Maus — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:09:49 +0000

Drat! Foiled again!

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:58:01 +0000

An den hims can looks owt suddendly and da susprize ub hims kyootnesses wud makes ebberboddies heds goes splorties.

Dis iz a carepully lurnded skillz fer kittehs.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:51:47 +0000

Sno-ballz Kitteh no
can beez nawt assett. Kitteh
iz 2 cool 4 skool

Sno-ballz Kitteh fyndz
ellsellent playss 2 Napz. Lawtz
ubz insoolayshunn

Fyle foaldurr bawkkz beez
guud cammoflawjj 4 Sno-ballz
Kitteh. Blendz rytez in!

Jack.

By: Solaan

Solaan — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:43:07 +0000

U in ly-billytiz becos u lybel to be luvvd an cos u lybel to be huggld an cos u lybell to be pretti. If u woz lybel to be a trubbl u wud be in ‘T’ an if u woz a wurri u wud be in ‘W’

By: Kara

Kara — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:37:29 +0000

An mee three? I needz a martoonie after the bad newz on Fridayz.

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:27:10 +0000

Kittehs iz partilarary gud 2 haves fer da tacks tyme. Affer u haves alls ur stuffs carepully storted owt on da floors, dey can runs unner it an splortz it evverwares an den u can puts it bakk.

Dis iz knowed as double checking ur werks.

Iz berry gud 2 haves.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:00:06 +0000

Sowry ur Esme is having a ruff time.
U can onlee do teh best u can, and I know ur doin that.
{{{{{{{{{LCB and Esme}}}}}}}}}}}

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:45:44 +0000

Thx, KCT!

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:44:55 +0000

Awl kittehs r listed unner “Assets.” Let me show u dem. Unless’n kitteh runs thru da haus an wreks da fien china. Den kitteh sez basement cat made me do it. Den u has an expenditure.

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:41:32 +0000

Wot Nightshayde sed, LCB. Me an mai itteh bitteh kitteh committeh prays for u n Esme. Esme has gud mama. {{{LCB & Esme}}} Ceiling cat heers awl prayers. Trust me, dey kno Ceiling Cat. Tek care, LCB! Moar luvs to Esme..

By: jd

jd — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:37:05 +0000

Well, iffen yu lib in a gingerbred howse, yu can expect it tu be eateded.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:36:18 +0000

Thx 4 teh hugs. I’ll be sure to pass them along.

Esme is still very sweet, just not as happy-go-lucky as she usedta been. She knoes I is doin my bestest to keep her comfy.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:34:27 +0000

No, thx. I has my Hunnert Dollar Towel$$. Guarnteed 99 44/100th non-ebil.

By: Ebil Maus

Ebil Maus — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:33:09 +0000

What? You don’t like the smell of Downer, the Ebil Fabric Softener?

By: jd

jd — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:32:41 +0000

Iffen yu want teh next numbre, yu’d need tu uze a sixaphone.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:31:32 +0000

But … but … she haz a luving Mama, so aiz shoor dat halps a lot. Ai noe itz neber eezee to see teh kittehz or ennywun else yew karez abowt in pain/discomfort — speshlee wen dey duzzint unnerstand why dey feelz pleh.
{{{{{LCB & Esme}}}}}
{{{{{Liam}}}}} (so he duzzint feel leftowt)

By: Ebil Maus

Ebil Maus — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:31:26 +0000

*Blows into the tuba*
*Toonies spray everywhere*
Oopsie! Sorry! Here… Take this Ebil Towel® to dry off with…

By: sairys

sairys — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:24:45 +0000

i tout uv et
.
.
X-citing
Yur majesty is…
Zzzzzz…..

By: sairys

sairys — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:23:50 +0000

i tout uv et

X-citing
Yur majesty is…
Zzzzzz…..

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:23:36 +0000

*goes to find a tuba to be filled wif martoonies*

By: sairys

sairys — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:21:56 +0000

yur dad singed et?

By: sairys

sairys — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:18:40 +0000

Tufts uv fur
Unbeelivably cyoot
Veery pointee
Wise kitteh
X….

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:17:17 +0000

I thotted clarinet wuz uh red wyn, nawt uh martoonee…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:02:04 +0000

*taps siobhan on siolder, holds out hand for royalty payment*