Y yu file me
Y yu file me under ‘liabilities’?
i fink filecat put me in da rong place.
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i wuvv u dunt wurry
*dyes of shock at fyrst nawt sekkond*
conga rats Oh!!! sillybrashuns??
Surez dat sewunds like fun! How bowt martinis and teh thrilla danz!
k, martoonies on da way, an…. uhhh arent dere zombies on thriller?
eiiikes urz right, butt es tew fun 2 miz out en
Oh! U didded it!! Con-CAT-enayshunz awn ur nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund! Wanna sillybrayt? Wat wood U can haz?
Adn a 9-wai macrame! Conga-ratz Oh! Hau wud u liek to sillybrate?
Conga rats Oh! U may lead us 2 teh tye booteek fur drinkses an danses
Marteenies on mez =D
*Hides the empty martini glass*
Oh dear. Here’s a napkin so you can dry off…
Down’t trust Ebil Maus’ napkin!! Argh!! Tu layt!!
What? You don’t like the smell of Downer, the Ebil Fabric Softener?
Cormgradjulayshuns!!! Ai can has martoonie tu?!?
Yu gets two, coz they’re mar-two-nies.
Actually, you get tee martoonies…
I’m all four martoonies!
Skottish kittehs can hab fife martoonies.
Does they has to drink them from a flute?
Oar shud dey yooz a clarinet?
I thotted clarinet wuz uh red wyn, nawt uh martoonee…
*goes to find a tuba to be filled wif martoonies*
*Blows into the tuba*
*Toonies spray everywhere*
Oopsie! Sorry! Here… Take this Ebil Towel® to dry off with…
No, thx. I has my Hunnert Dollar Towel$$. Guarnteed 99 44/100th non-ebil.
Drat! Foiled again!
switch to saran wrap, clings bettah.
*duz maff reel qwik 99 44/100 % not ebil ≠ 100% not ebil*
um, LCB, are tehre any, um, sied-effex ob teh hunnert-dollar
toewl yoo haz not tolded me abowt?
Iffen yu want teh next numbre, yu’d need tu uze a sixaphone.
Trombone players do it in seven positions…
Fanks!!
*takes martoonies nd sips wahn*
Mmmm…dat iz gud!!
An mee three? I needz a martoonie after the bad newz on Fridayz.
cuz yu spensive
yu ar a ’spensive kitteh cuz yu kepp eetin me oot uv hous an home
Well, iffen yu lib in a gingerbred howse, yu can expect it tu be eateded.
Shud b undr w for wite.
Only until Nightshayde maekz him awl rainbowy liek she did her Timmy last Eestur.
Cuz ur liable 2 stik me wif ur poyntee enz
Gud wun Aahz!
…adn my in-sore-ants duzn’t cober splort reskwes.
Ai iz an asset
Ain’t dat da troof!!
Gud wun, annipuss!
Werf mutsh moar dan teh goggie
No no – iz “luvabilities.”
Aaaw! Bless!
Kittehs neber lie!
DK, I founded this video… u mite like!
http://www.petplace.com/cat-videos.aspx?p=81
Oh yas – fanks fur teh laffs!!!
how’re ya dooin’ kiddo?
Ohai Dan. Great story teh other nite! So glad those Pirellis held…
As ai sed to Leeza, wehn ai woke up this morning ai fownd ai wuz still alive, so that’s alwais a gud start!
Hanging in. Thanks for your concern.
{{{{{{{SHD}}}}}}}
Oh Hai. Dis file owt ov ordur…
Shud be “L” fer Litterbox…
Maus yur bak!!! me no see yu dis mornin? ware yu been?
At werk. Sumtiems I achshooly hasta duz that
. Plus mai baby car is borked, so I hadta taeks it to teh car fixy place.
But I preesheates yer cunsern…
hoo is this reely??
I has never knowed maus to yoos lolspeek…. or has we finally gotten 2 ya?
I speak Lol off-and-on. Ebil Maus is the one that never speaks Lol…
not that there’s anything rong wif dat!
oh, yea… yu dont hafta say dat…. jus cuz me still in skool…. oh ok, i hav et ALOT easier than most peeple heer
dat rong categorie.
Liability is a goggiegory, not kittehgory.
Twelb poasts in nawt sekund minnit!
O…iz dat deh “LIABLE” fyle…Ai mint tu put u in deh “LOVABLE” fyle.
Wuz misteak, kitteh; weez shuuda fileded yuu unner ‘W” foar Wunnerfull;
Oar ‘L’ foar Luuvelee; oar ‘B’ foar Beeuutifulol; oar ‘K’ foar Kyuoote;
oar ‘T’ foar Terryfik; oar…., oar….., oar……….. ooooh, dots………….!!!!
“A” – yur adorubble
“B” – yur so bootiful
“C” – yur a cyootifull charm!
“D” – …….?
Darn cat, that
Eviction notices
Fur balls
Grocery bills
Hair balls
I
“D” – yur dahling
“E” – yur Everyting Ai needs
“F” – yur FLOOFY
“G”- yur gorgus
“H” – ….
Hi & mitey kitteh
Innocense (ya rite!)
Jus sew darn cute!
Kitteh (tank u mizz obvious)
L…..
Lovable
Mines
Nawt naice tu goggie
Overly snorgled
P…
Purrrfect
Quirky
Risistably charming
Splortayshus
T….
Tufts uv fur
Unbeelivably cyoot
Veery pointee
Wise kitteh
X….
i tout uv et
X-citing
Yur majesty is…
Zzzzzz…..
i tout uv et
.
.
X-citing
Yur majesty is…
Zzzzzz…..
Hmmm, dus noebuddy els kno tihs sawng?
“D” – tyur depytful
“E” – yur eggsytin
“F” -yur a feffer in mai arms!
“G” – ……?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A65UBhnqx3E
Ai noe it, but Ai’d raver fergit it thx.
Well Ai lyk it – mai daddeh singed it
A pleh ex singed it 2 me – Ai fink dat put me off it!
yur dad singed et?
Yep ai gotted itz strait away. Naow DAT is an erwurm!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!
Wehn mai dad singed tu mi it wuz ‘Chattanooogah choo choo’ n ‘By By blakburd”
Naow ai’v gotted new eerwurmz!!!
D … deelitful
E … enrgetik
F … fuunlobin’
G…
Lolabilitee!
*clappin floofee pawz*
@@@@@
Fank u nightshayde!
Mebbe shud bee unner P fer “pinkie eerz” oar S fer “splort”!!
I – itteh bitteh kitteh
J – jus’ ‘dorable
K – kewt kitteh
L – luv bug
M – meyowzer
N – nommable
O – oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
P – purty gurl
Q -
Hims nawt a lilabillidy. Hims berry prejus.
An hims gardin da importent stuffs fer da taxmans.
For the tax man, or from the tax man?
Yesh.
Tell u whut, kitteh. We’ll consult wif our accountant kitteh when she wakes up:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1157141
But she’s so sweet when she’s asleep!
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Hao is Esme, LCB? Plz to giv boaf hur & Liam behind-teh-eerz skritchez fur meh.
She’s hanging in there. I worry ’bout her extra muches because sometimes there is bleeding in teh trubble spot. She goes for moar chemo on Sept. 30rd. Liam’s just as sweet as he can be. With me, anyway. He still chases Esme around in spirte of her telling him to get off her lawn.
Himz tryin to keep her mind off her owies & her pleh-ness, aifinkso.
Ur probly rite.
It’s still hard for me to see her bein’ all cranky because she was always such a happy girl before teh dibettus and teh carcinomas.
{{{{{LCB & Esme}}}}}
{{{{{Liam}}}}} (so he duzzint feel leftowt)
Thx 4 teh hugs. I’ll be sure to pass them along.
Esme is still very sweet, just not as happy-go-lucky as she usedta been. She knoes I is doin my bestest to keep her comfy.
Wot Nightshayde sed, LCB. Me an mai itteh bitteh kitteh committeh prays for u n Esme. Esme has gud mama. {{{LCB & Esme}}} Ceiling cat heers awl prayers. Trust me, dey kno Ceiling Cat. Tek care, LCB! Moar luvs to Esme..
Thx, KCT!
Sowry ur Esme is having a ruff time.
U can onlee do teh best u can, and I know ur doin that.
{{{{{{{{{LCB and Esme}}}}}}}}}}}
Kittoonz iz TREZHURZ! NEVUHR LYA-LIAH-LIABILITIES!!!
l is for da way aiz lubin thee
i is for irresistability
a is berry berry awwe factuary
b is ai need u jus 2 beeeeeee
i is for incredubl lolity
l is for da luck uz gibbin meh
i means ai open ebry can fur the
t is tremendous lovingleeeeeeee
y … is dis sawng ober nao?
Gud job, siobhan!!! @@@@@
fankies… ai wus inspyred bai da lcb to steels da shiny idear ob ambercat, but we noe tells em… rite? ^^
*taps siobhan on siolder, holds out hand for royalty payment*
harumph… but ai seded wez nawt be tellin… *sighs adn hans lcb ober a shiny cheezburger*
*gets a shiny cheezburger frum teh y bootek and gibs it to siobhan*
awwweeeeeee… fankies! {{{{{{{{{hashim}}}}}}}}} u bee soooo nice. see, ai eben gottet mai abatar back beecuz ob uz
ohh… hehe… fanks siobhan, i’ll just…. oh…hmm….. dots!! ………..
Ur deduckshuns.
Let me show u dem.
Awl kittehs r listed unner “Assets.” Let me show u dem. Unless’n kitteh runs thru da haus an wreks da fien china. Den kitteh sez basement cat made me do it. Den u has an expenditure.
Kittehs iz partilarary gud 2 haves fer da tacks tyme. Affer u haves alls ur stuffs carepully storted owt on da floors, dey can runs unner it an splortz it evverwares an den u can puts it bakk.
Dis iz knowed as double checking ur werks.
Iz berry gud 2 haves.
U in ly-billytiz becos u lybel to be luvvd an cos u lybel to be huggld an cos u lybell to be pretti. If u woz lybel to be a trubbl u wud be in ‘T’ an if u woz a wurri u wud be in ‘W’
Sno-ballz Kitteh no
can beez nawt assett. Kitteh
iz 2 cool 4 skool
Sno-ballz Kitteh fyndz
ellsellent playss 2 Napz. Lawtz
ubz insoolayshunn
Fyle foaldurr bawkkz beez
guud cammoflawjj 4 Sno-ballz
Kitteh. Blendz rytez in!
Jack.
An den hims can looks owt suddendly and da susprize ub hims kyootnesses wud makes ebberboddies heds goes splorties.
Dis iz a carepully lurnded skillz fer kittehs.
Kitteh, az mush az ai lubbs u, u iz wat teh akkowntints call a “munnee pit”. Dis meens ai nebber get az mush munnees outta u az ai inbestid.
Ai still lubbs u, tho. U iz worf ebery pennee!
(Ai usta call Josie “Mommehs littlol munnee pit”)
Oh, yes, dere r muches minne moar rewardings den spendings fer habbin dah kittehs.
But da rewardings r mosly spirachul.
‘Cos u took up de entire file dat seys ‘kewt’
Uz bin filed incorrektly….
Uz shood bin filed az “lol-ability”
kiss kiss
ROFL
My question is why a kitty was allowed in a box of Serious Adverse Events files…
I belong to the kitteh in question. And if you have one, you’ll understand that she only allows me to file papers in her Serious Adverse Events folders because her fingers aren’t as long as mine.
I’m just glad someone got one of my girls on the front page. I’ve got plenty of cute kitteh photos, but I’m not so good with teh captions.
Isn’t it obvious? She’s determining if any are related to study drug.
Because your name is Lehman the Cat!
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=atzOPo2aWj2I
lol eet looks liek mai kitteh and he rly iz a laiability he purrs on ur lap for a while an then he’ll get his pinty enz out an attack!
iz on ur file satck, leavin u a surprise…
wii file under “LOL-abilities” !!!
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wat liabilitys?