CAUTION: toy may contain
CAUTION: toy may contain sharp parts
kittehs nawt such gud toys akshully.
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Watchout! Ur too close to teh pic wif teh sharp parts!
yeah wathc yuor self
i wathc my baloon
Wiat my baloon it is flotyfloty
wiat stoop no it is close to the lol
*pop*
drat
no mor baloon
Awww, poor bloon. All poppded.
I knoes! Let’s jump up and down on this bouncy tramloline. That’ll take ur mind off’n ur bloon.
*bownse* wheeeeee!
*bownse* wheeeeee!
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*bownse* wheeeeee!
um, oof, i fink that’s enuff @_@ (dizzy eyes)
Wow, u did all that bownses wifout getting poked in ur hed by teh sharp parts.
*poink* owch!!
)
(not in my hed, eever
(iz liek kartoon fizix, wher teh kartoon karactur runz off teh clif but duznt fall till him luks down. not get poked by teh sharp parts till yoo rebembers tehyre tehre!)
tee hee hee
i is smarty nouf to ware a helmet
*jump*
*tink*(helmet and sharp teethys)
*jump*
*tink*
*jump*
*tink*
Hey! Trampowleeen! Cool! I just need to get seem by teh CCC from 4 lols bak (ownli patched up a little by tentacles ob doom) adn den I can trampoleenie tu!
Congratshoelaces, Usoki!
In onner ob teh sharp parts, I duz teh Skottish sword dans fer yu!
Och aye!
*sword dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her sword*
yor soard? oy lyanthya das a nu 1
or iz ai lait? waf happeneded 2 teh half nakeded dansdans?
if n uz is half nakeded AN wif teh soard u can haz dans liek a hindu godez.
but u need xtra arms den. an moar soards.
cute!!
Dang, I was ALMOST first.
Whatever…
Be watchful of that toy. It has sharp pointy ends.
DO NOT WANT.
yah, i bin postin heer almost a yeer (abowt) an finally gotted my furst nawt-sekund just teh ovver day.
want teh toy if it keeps it poynty ends to itself, kthxouch
“Batteries go WHERE?!?!!”
NAWT TEHRE! Ai donut need mai temperature taeken!
lemmee oooouuuutttt
kitteh duznt want to be given to babee as toy!!!
“some assembly” will get cha shredded
furst, ikea-cat. now fisher-price cat. ebree parents kristmus-eev nietmare.
New Fisher Price ‘Cat’ comes with ability to sleep anywhere. Also has power to take over all pieces of furniture. Can be recharged with tummy pats.
Also servez az:
Alarm clock
Bodygard
Cat a pult
D….
Doggy annoyer
Ergonomic lap warmer
Fur distributor
G
Dog ripellint
Emergensee snorgle masheen
Frigeratuh emptyer
Gravittee borkage detekshun deevys
Hooman slaev-marstuh
I…..
Itteh bitteh kitteh kommitee member
Joy giver
Kliyming masheen
Lap warmer
M….
Mouse eradication
Nose checks (boink…..yep, still wet…and in yer ear)
Origami with the terlit paper.
P..
‘Partment redekerator
Quik runner
Rassler
S…..
Serpent Slayer
Time keeper (you will log-off and PET ME)
Umpire (you’ve spent enough time on-line….now PET ME)
V..
Vakume cleener monitor
Wet surfis alarm
Xtraordinarily kyoot bed warmuh
Yowl masheen to skare off wampires
Zebruh ripellent (look cloesly tehre are noes zeburhs in teh piktur so it must twerk)
Valedictorian –kittehz berry smart u noes
Welkum Home greeter
Xerciser — get up adn feed mii; get up adn opun deh door fur mii
Y….
*Singing* How much is dat kitteh in teh windoe? Teh wun wiv teh sharp pointee teefs. How much is dat kitteh in teh windoe? I shure hoap dat kittehs fur sale!
yeah
you can get heem for
twee esy paiments of 5.99
plus sipping & bandagees
I haz a happii u beez hear, phonse, u can haz a funnii!
I thot it woz elebenty eezy payments.
Ise the Gom Jabbur, jess stick yer hand in here.
I think I’d rather tap-dance on drum sand.
Nawt sekund is imoportent to know if the blade will chip or brake. OR FTW DUNE REF FTW!!!1!
Sooo, yu is teh Bene Gesserit witchee?
(plz tu ignore lower poast. i iz gonna shred teh weepee!!!!)
or challenge Feyd-Rautha to a cage-match.
So SHD, how many have you read beyond the original three? An are any of dem any gud?
sorry tu barge in buts ai is cwazeeee abowt teh Dune series. i can has red dem all! (dat incloods teh ones ritten aftur Frank Herbert’s def.)
I think up to God Emperor of Dune. I’ll have to look at library.
Deese stickers nawt isn’t da kine u gibs fer gud bahavers.
Sooo, yu is teh Bene Gesserit witchee?
Is this photoshopped? Box smaller than real ktteh? Kiteh yawn / cry photo inserted into photo of box? IMHO, PhotoShops NOT OK on ICHC!!!!!!
Love real ICHC!!!!!!
Doan wurry Marfie, luk atta pikshur onna boks, iz big as babeez, plenny room in dere fur kittehs. Mai kitteh Fantima LURVS to nom on bocksez, is gud for sharpnin der pointy teefs!
It iz photoshopped. I’z seen dis kitteh in other pics.
Y duz it matter if it b photoshopped or not??? I thot deh point uv deh pix is 2 entertaining peepz. adn lotsa peepz find dis entertaining, derefore, it b b’longing on ICHC. I neber saw a law dat only non-photoshopped pix kud b entertaining.
U sed u luv “real” ICHC….duz u b thinking deh kitttehz in deh “real” pix b tawking??? uv korse not!!! deh capshuns b *gasp* photoshopped on2 deh pix!!!!!!
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IMHO, enneething dat b kewt oar funnee oar wittee enuf 2 git voted 2 deh front page b fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
purrsunly, i enjoy a gud fotoshop. iz harder to do tahn it luks!! so i not cares if iz photoshop or not, can just appreshyate a gud funny pikshure!
Truely….. not photoshopping is better than photoshopping.
I took dis pictur! Definately not photoshopped. I took several pictures of “Migo” after he jumped into this empty toy box. It was only later when I pulled the pictures off of the camera when I noticed that he was yawning in this one.
I agree, though. PhotoShops are no fun.
watch owt furr dah pointee fings. Dey r shawrp!!
photoshop/schmotochop-who cares? Funnee is funnee.
i agreez!
Tawnee Kitteh lubz
hurz prybissee. Duz nawt wantz
2 beez disturbbded
Tawnee Kitteh cutz
hoal wiff poyntee endz. Hurz doan’tz
lyke 2 yooz dem mutch
Tawnee Kitteh maykz
dis prittee bawkz 4 hurz oan.
Beeg Lawwwnnng Chayr iz nexxt!
Jack.
surprizeeeeee!! u can has a heppi bird day~ =^_^=
btw, toy fur kitteh nawt you
just liek liddle kids, teh kitteh lieks teh box bettr tahn teh toy
fishur prize
my furst ibiteyourface?
tehy not run dis throo teh right fokus groop, ifinkso. bak to teh drawing bored.
Nawt saef for childrun undur … um… nawt saef for nobawdy.
Might as well take it back. :p
Store sez “All sales finlol. No returnz. Nuh-uh. Sry we closed now.”
LCB, why yur naem nawt show up awn Who Be Talkin’?
Huh??? i can seeing lcb on Who Be Talkin’. And her prittee avatar, 2. WP wud not steeling frum lcb.
noooo….i’ll never return the cute kitteh
Kitteh’s cry also cawsez pain…to mah eers!!1!
we yoosed to hab a kitteh named tora wich iz teh japaneez for “tiger.” him wuz so lowd i tried to find owt wut’s teh japaneez wurd for “car alarm.”
Oh guess WP no be lettin’ me post memoryawls N-E-moar.
I putz it here den.
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Awww. {{{NC66}}}
I’m sure Marco b playing wif uzzer kittehz over deh bridge. U can visiting him in deh Princess Mu Medow. Kum, I sit wif u for a wile on a bench on deh edge uv deh medow. I kum heer often 2 visiting mai hart kittehz. Dey b playing in deh grass and chasing butterfliez.
Fanks cweenmj. Ai knew yoo’d be here. Dis wun wuz berry speshul to meh. Ai hab himz awl himz life. I seez him and hiz sister Polo borned at mai fwends howse, and ai kitnapped dem az soon az dey were old enuff. In teh liddur, dey wuz always together, and wen I gab dem mai foreber hoam, dey wuld cry bak and forth tu each udder weneber dey gawt separated frum each udder. Dats how dey gawt their names. Liek the pool game. Marco?…Polo! Marco wuld cawl tu hiz sister, and she wuld always answer.
*dabz at iiz*
Dat sew sweet.
Dat is so sweet! Mai Pawz went ofer teh bridge las week. Mebe he say hello to your Marco in the meadow.
{{{carosue}}}
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Fanks carosue.
{{{carosue}}}
::Marco & Pawz cheek rub::
oh, {{{nativeca66}}}, i’z sorry bowt marco. iz sad wen we haz to say gudbye to gud old frend liek taht. him had gud happy long life wif yoo an i’m shur yoo did teh very bestest for him. bowt him an himz sister calling to eech ovver rebembers me ob wen my tora an shiro wer noo kittens at owr howse an wuld call for eech ovver. tora disamappeard after only 14 munfs
i’m shur him iz givin marco a frendly greeting at teh meddow, sniffin himz under-teh-tayl (tora’s speshulty) an playin a liddle bit ob chayse. now yoo carries yor old frend in yor hart, an nuffin will eber take him away frum tehre.
That beez a wubbwe storyz.
Fanks lunarmommy.
{{{lunarmommy}}}
::Marco & Tora chayse chayse chayse::
iz so sowwy fur u nativeca66….
hope marco iz habbing a happy tiem obber teh bridge…
{{{{{{{N66 and marco}}}}}}}
Fanks Hashim.
{{{hashim}}}
::Marco gibs a tails up from the meadow::
Dis toi be fun fer aiges seben 2 sebenty!
iz trying to be louder tahn teh decorative paper!!1!
HALP ! HALP ! eiz goen trew widdrawl from da google maps. nothing there naow ! jest a blank map- no placemarks, no strukshuns for the cheezypeeps ! went back 2 shakespears costume pic and clicked da linky again n no gotz nuffin ! ai l8bs lukin at where awl da peeps b n naow itz gone ! awl gone ! (sob, sob)
lubs dat iz, nawwt l8bs ratz
sobbin not gut, u needz hugs?
ya, i dunno wat happened all of a sudden
**pats sparkysmom on teh shoulder adn gibs her a cookie and hawt choklitt**
dier dier… i hope its just temporary….
Silleh hoomins! No iz toy bocks. Iz fabyuluss stage for opera singin kitteh.
Yep. Kittoonz ar NAWT toyz. NAWT.
But watch aowt fur teh sharp partz. AWLWAIZ.
Awl teh wurld’s a staige; adn kitteh maikes teh moast ov it, emotyng awaiy!!