If perchance you’re tired of eatin’ it, I could eat it.
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Put The Twins Away
Kitteh iz sew hepful
alwais willin 2 lend a paw
An’ teh interest raytes aer reel low. Jus’ 100% eberi sekkund yu keep teh burger away from me.
conga rats bluesfan on ur nawt sekund commint!!
sillybrashuns?
wuudnt wan to wastez gud fud
Kitteh nevar whynes “Leftovars aggin?!?”
Oh yes kitteh duz. Kitteh wants fud nawt sekkond. Iz hoomin’s turn tu hab left-obers.
“iz mien nao. u can has da stinkee, stoopy anchoveez!
congrats on nawt sekund bluesfan
O mai, ty! dis iz mai nawt-sekund nawt-sekund! Drinkiez ob ur choize r awn meh!!
Concatchalashuns!
Yes! Conga rats!
concatulayshuns! taht iz very eggsiting!! i had my nawt-sekund nawt-sekund teh ovver day so i knowz how yoo feel!!
i’ll hab a larje rootbeer, not-dyut, plzkthx
lunamommy; iz u gettin da happicat? ai hopez sew!
himz b sew lucky tew hab foreber hoem wid yoo!
romeow an i iz in diskushuns, seeing if happycat an my shiro-kitteh wuld be gud buddies. luks like it, ifinkso! wuts taht website, eharmonydotcom? tehms gots nuffin on us, we wants to make shur taht happycat an shiro be gud foreber-buddies. we finks tehy iz lonely batchelors an needs eech ovver. not wants to say anyfing definit before we comz to agreemint, but luks very promising!
Did sumbuddy say drinkiez? Lucky ai wuz passin! Ai has a majjic pitcher ob martoonies – nebber runs owt! Who wants wun?
Y fank yew, Martoonie!
Doan mind iffs I do.
*sip sip sip*
Well, ai will has wun too, to keep u company.
*sip sip sip*
Oh, Romeow, ai is goin to Rome tomorrow – is sorta liek ur name!
yw! i fink prtee shud b cheezburger buffay!
Kitteh sez, “Ah fink dat part iz mines.”
U wants to fits into ur skinnnee jeans, rite?
Gib it!
Kitteh alsew sez: “So woz teh part yu ated.”
nao gibb it…
In tew sekonds, da choice is gonna be taken owt uf yer hands. Cheezburger, too.
Dis lukz lyk Arbiez Roasted Beast, not cheezbergur
Is purty kitteh, too. Remind me of Starblazer, r kitteh who haz been over da bridge fer bout 20 years naow. Got hims frum the post office. Da postal peeps said, dis kitteh been hangin around fer dais. Here, you has him. So Su brings him home and I sai, WHY annoder kitteh? An she said, da PO gave hims to us. He’s MAIL. I looks unnerneath. So he is. Already delivered, she points out to me. Purr purr, he says. So we keeps him.
Aw…maeks me smyol.
oh tahts sweet
my parents gotted lots ob kittehs an eben a goggie taht way (goggie wuz hurted in teh street, liddle gurl brotted him to my parents cawz she knoo tehyd take care ob hur.) so much lubs tehre!!
oops, i meen liddle gurl brotted HUR to my parents. goggie wuz a gurl, parents named hur Hilda.
byootiful orinj stripey kitteh!
Conga rat shu laces, bluesfan. U iz a Siant Loos Blus fan?
Ah leik hockeys!
ty Rattipuss! nao, naim iz fer de bluez moosik, ai lyke hockeys otay but de Bruinz r mai lokal teem sew ai rootz fer dem, itz de law! de big loozerz!
OIC. Ah iz a Dallus Starz fan berry, berry much ahfinkso.
Ah doan getz 2 C da Broons berry muches ’cause for da stoopy schedule, but dey iz changes dat dis times.
Mmmmmm… Roasted Beast…
beast? O.O
i’d prefer beef akshullee…
I finkso dey calls it roast beast in teh Grinch moobie.
Rare roast beast iz a feast I can’t stand in the least…
hmmmm… didnt this lol come 2 hours early?? ifinkso…
dats otay, iz hongree!!!
we boff can haz cheezburgerz den??
Oh gud. I’m not goin crazi. I thots my mind wus gettin creaky and I fergots the weekend wus ober. And it iz not!
hehehe… we all haz a crazy sence of humour! dats all it iz to crazy!!
Klassikk Kitteh Ploy:
Hewmin ignoarz Fud. Dat iz
rawng! Kitteh musst fikkz
Ignoard Fud coodz gibbz
Hewmin Karpull Tunnill. Dat
Kitteh duz nawt wantz
Kitteh coodz Nomz Nomz
sammitch andz maykz ‘Awll Gawn’. Den
getz sum nyss Rubbinz
Jack.
Clappity clappity!
so? u gonna eet dat?
not afer dat paw touches it, I’ms not!
hee hee, dats teh plan!!
I licks it.
Now it r minez.
*touches eet wib da paw* nao… ai can has eet?
we can share?
*touches one side wiff paw*
u nawt gonna eat dat… right?
ai noes u noe hab dirteh pawses… but aiz gonna share lyk good kittehs do… *gibs hashim da bigger haf*
Maaam!!! Ginger tuchded mai fud!!!
heerz burfday fairy wif big HAPPEE BURFDAY wishes to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs, trolz, an noobies an ebreewun else hoo haz tehms burfday today!! today we haz tastee buffay ob sammitches (inkulding roast beest, turky, chikkin, an wuteber esle yoo likes!), tater chips, sody pop, an cuppiecakes!! along wif goodie bags wif kandees, liddle puzzles wher yoo roll teh ball arownd to get it in teh whole, funny sunglases, an sparkly kitteh stickers!!
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aaawww – -this kitteh minds meh ob my long gone kitteh mickey. he was irish kitteh wit teh red hare an twinkel of teh eyez. he lubbed teh lef tovers espshully if you be holdin them. he over the brige wit george an charlie who lubbed the tunah. sniff sniff aifinkso
I is heer to saiv u from danjer
An I’m werkin awn steelin ur watch, too.
o hai! i hassunt seen u fur a bit.
o hai! Ai has been nawt heer. But nao ai is heer. Breefly – ai must cook teh dinnr before teh whinin startz.
Hay! That’s MY thing that I do!
May ai take taht as a cormfesshun of gilt?
oh, an pssst, lcb, if u goes to teh “epic fetch” lolpic u will see a post from me dat is relevant to ur intrests.
Heh. I went there and searched for “lcb”. When nuffin came up, I searched for “fire”. Then I finded it!
I presume u will post teh elebenty picshurs u taked of teh proceedings vry soon, yes?
lcb, herez idea fr new prduct fr yr website: teh men ov teh ICHC calendar.
Fink ov it — we haz mad sinetists, YNGs, YNNGs, cowbois, stagehands, holomagrafik projekshuns, aktors, nd, ov kurse, fyremmenz. All teh most dizireabul types of menz. So y nawt make calender?
Because we has teh obligation not to traumatize peeps, that’s why!
(but if someone wanted to halp out wif pictures or drawrings, this is a possumbility!)
We’ve got artists here! Pix culd coordinate wif sum ov the gud stories, lyke firemenz reskwing u frum grate heights, mad sinetist & Igor going bak in tyme to reskew yu… hekk, teh hole calendar culd be all lcb advenchurs. But culd also be Dan riding motorsikle in rain, smuggling okra. Maus, Ebil Maus, zippos, seltzer boddles nd pi. Gibbocat, Jack Deth writing haikus…nd teh odder gud menz of ICHC.
Nd now Im finking that an Ebil Maus akshun figger would be a grayt Chrismas gift. Nd teh Mad Sinetist la-bor-a-tory wif Igor inkluded….
Anyone willing to halp out, artistwise, plz to be e-mailing me at my name at gmail dot com! If we do this rite, we will has calendars availamable for 2009!
ICHC Colander? WANT!
Nd Aahz skatingz, berree nais!
an wi gotz da ynnsb, an da lawnmower guys, too
sparkysmom, rn’t yu an artist?
yesssss! WANT!!1!!
sry… lost corntroll.
*microphone feedback*
Ur attenshun, plz! We has a lost corn troll here. Plz to come pick it up at teh cheezburger stand.
*Fyumi comes to ‘claim’ corm troll*
Iz trew, but taht nawt gud enuf fur yu. Gushifudz iz bettuhr fur wan sew fyne.
sawry tu b a wet blankee, but i can has teeny hugz? plzkthx
(i has teh bloos
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hug to you {{{{africat}}}}
hopes yew feels better …. ooh, dots …
liddle smiol, fanks Fleep.
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hopes ur bloos turns to pinks!
fanks u leeza.
Here, Africat
*Hands ober a bookay ov purple asters*
See, the blooz iz starting to turn pinkee already!
{{{{Africat}}}}
ooo, africat- u no can haz “teeny” hugs !
yuz in cheezypeepsland naow, n wi onliest duz da gynormuz HUGE HUGS
here yoo goez {{{{{{{{AFRICAT}}}}}}}}
oh now I look like a hug miser!
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Weez luuves yuu!!!!!
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many fanks tu Fleep, leeza-b, booklion, sparkysmom an cheshirekittehkat {{{{{{}}}}} rite bak atcha. ai luvs yuu tu!!! feelin a lotz bettur naow, fanks.
{{{{{AfriCat}}}}} ai tride 2 sen u sum huggles a cuppy minits ago butz de weird prezz eated dem. Maybee dey will sho upz later & u wil hab dubble hugz frum meh! Ai hoap u feline bedder!
fanks bf, hugs bak atcha!!! teh moar hugz teh merrier! feelin a liddle bettur awlreddy.
yoo kan haz better, yoo kan haz big hugs!! {{{{{{{africat}}}}}}}
fank yu lunarmommy!!!
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Add dis hugz to teh otters. Making lotz of hugginz.
I hopes yu is feline better naow.
Fank yu Cassidy an fank teh otters tu!
ai luvs otters!
Kitteh wants. And kitteh will have.
Wuteveh LOLa want, LOLa get…
*weeeeeek weeeek weeeek*
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O Hai Chzfrends! Ai is feeling berry berry happee dis Caturday (part 2) so ai has broughted prezunts fur awl teh chzfrends to sai Fank Yu fur maiking meh lol ebberydai!
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* Rummages in magic sack…
cweenmj: A shinee new Tiara
lolcatburgular: Lawts of shinee tihngs
Fleep: sum mad sienteest eqip.. equip.. stuff
Maus: a sparkulee new zippo
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* Rummages sum moar…
der am an orinj mousee in heer – ah, muss be fur teh Trolls…
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* Rummages deep in majikal prezunt sack…
waht’s dis? label sayz “Large Blue Bukkit” – belonging to aneewon heer?
Ah, Blues Seesun tikket – fur Bluesfan, ob corse
“Hoof Polish” – muss be fur Kafleen, aifinkso
sum cheshire cheez, dyrekt frum teh TTI juss for cheshirekittehkat
won XL nebberending bottel of chokklit martoonie mix fur anee chzfrends hu has a sad or teh pleh
adn finallee…
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*rummages extra deep
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Elebenty Cheezburgers wiv lawts of Catsup!
ooh, mad sinetist stuff.
thankyew GP. ai and Igor will putting it to gud uses.
Mai pleh-sure Fleep – todai I has, won hardlee used parteekul ack-shell-ur-ator allaway frum Sweeden; onlee prollem, it mai end teh wurld… has bin sent bai Basement Cat aifinkso…
Thx, GP! “Shiny” is my favorite color.
yu ar berry welcum!
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* GP wrappety wrappety in hunnert doller towel does happee happee dans dans adn polyshees LCB’s prezunt sum moar – awl teh chzfrends ar blinded fur a sekund
aaaawwww & bluesy iz mai favorite color! thx u GP!!
iz mai plezhure! ar yu teh fan of Brummingham Citee in teh TTI?
Kitteh maikes nobul, supreem sakryfice: bye-passes gushyfuud, adn offurs tuu nom teh reyst of cheezeburger, soe hims hyuoomin kans avoidez geytting an upsetted tummeh frum oaver-eeting!!!!
wat a nobel sef-sakrifycing kitteh!
Mmm… fud. GIMME IT.
EPIC stealz in 3… 2… 1… nommmmm!
hoomun (to herself): noOoOoo!!! sumbody be stealin muh cheezburger!! (looks at kitteh)
kitteh (acts cool): mai cyoot innoshun face.. let me show yoo it :3
I seez no cheeze… were isses it??
Brilliant usage of the word “perchance”
haha
hey!! lolll..etc…lolol made a gen you winely humerus commint. ai is nawt bein sarcastic; it made me smile.
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so, hoo are you, and wut have yew dun wif lolll…etc…lolol?
And you post here… because you want to be seen… by all these people you “don’t” like…
Poor kid. He has a crush on us, he just can’t say it.