Vegetarianism out the window
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Kittehz aer karny vorz
ohai annipuss! cornkatshoelotions for teh onlee nawt sekkund! mai offerings, let me show u eet!
-shows u eet-
eet be milk an cookiez! (ofkowrse) an wut wud u liek for dansdansins?
cornkatshoelotions? *lulz* dat beez a nice wurdinbenshun ^^
cornkatshoulotions frum meh too annipuss… uz a gweat nawt sekkund als always.
uhh… kittehchruncheez? did u spill da milk on dat picshur?
ai finks no, iz all owt of plain milk nao! ai onlee haz teh choklit, iz u want?
choklit? ai alwyz wans da chocklit! but ai noe wans da rob u ob awl ur choklit…
iz ok! i haz many choklitt milk in mah fridge an shelves!
-givs siobhan choklit milk- here be eet!
oh fankies berry maneees!
*has a hawpee nao*
Ai ownlee juss had mai lunsh, so Ai’ll sabe teh milk an cookies fur affernoon snakk tiem. Nawt berry fond uv dansin – can’t do it an doan’t enjoi watshin it!
iz ok annipuss! u can has teh dansdans skip
conga rats annipuss on ur nawt sekund!!1!
sillybrashuns??
Thx Hashim, Ai’ll sabe teh sillibrayshuns till later – Ai waz laet gettin lunsh 2dai!
ohh… tahts ok!
NOT MAUS!!! *dun dun den!*
kittehs are nomnivores…
katnip mebbeh?
ha, cute
ohh mausie!! *nomnomnom*
be kayrfull! dun nom owr fwiend Maus!
noes!! i wont!! neber!
iffn dis is DA maus… da kitteh would nebber noe whut strikded her
Dis luks lyk mekanical mows. Hoominz putz it dere 4 2 mayk kitteh luk stoopid, but kitteh is smarter dan dat.
Mausie candidate fur Darwin Award?
I has grass.
or catnip plant?
or weed.
wai dat kitteh eatin grass enneywai? duz her has a tummyaike?
yah, an tehn hur goze bak in teh howse an horks up teh grass on teh carpet an tehn hur feelz all better!
O noze! Run mowsie run!!
before teh cat gets u!! go! go to teh time machine!!
de Way-Back time machine? Otay Mr. Peabody! (ref.fer dose ol enuff 2 member dat sho!)
ai ebrember veri well, tnkx
mii 2. us old fogeez gotta stikk togezzer.
{{{{old lurker & BF473}}}}
hmmm… waz going on?
Hashim, Mr. Peabody wuz a character onna de ol Bullwinkle cartoony sho, he hadda way-bak tyme masheen & him & Sherman wud go bak inno hiztory (sort of)
ok… so i fink i waz nawt then?
Wuz bak in deh 1960s, I finkso. U not kwite old nuff to membering it. Mebbe iz on dhe cabul/sat tv in rerunz now??? I dunno.
Wut wuz the show wiff the character Mr Wizzard and the Penquin wood holler “Halp Mr Wizzard” and Wizz wood say “Drizzle Drozzle Frozzel Fron, iz tyme for dis wun to come hoam” ?
ai fink dat wuz de King & Odie sho? Orignal naim wuz de King Leonardo sho butz it got chainged. butz wuzzent it a turtol? Tooter Turtol or sumfing lyke dat?
Yer ryte!! FTW! Fanx! It wuz Tooter Turtlol, nawt a penguin. An Mr Wizard had a Cherman X N an at de end wood say “”Be what you is and not what you is not! Folks that is what they is, is the happiest lot!”
wuz wen i wuz liddle kid!! i putten links below, tehy kind got seperamated frum rest ob diskushun
waht teh hay, heer tehy are agin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YunO4Wc8E28
“I send schpy wif package which is liddelahbomb. Door gits locked, she kaint git out, who gits blown up? ME!!”
an mr. peabody was a goggie an sherman wuz himz boy.
wayt ! wayt ! ai wanna stikkee wid u ole guize tew !
heerza “old fogeez” quiz tingy 4u:
r u old enuff 2 merember:
big john and sparky ?
the peanut gallery?
Ding Dong school ?
winky dinks?
electric clothes washer wid 2 rollers onna top to put da
clothes thru b4 u hangem owt tew dry ?
howses wid “cooler” cupboards, for puten da pies in tew cool?
tree outta 6…. maibe ai not THAT auld.
Romper Room
Howdy Doody
Captn Kangaroo
An if yo lived inna norf yer howse prolly hadda little skware door in the outside wall fer the milk man to put the milk bottles into so dey wodden freeze an asplode onna porch.
If u b going fer deh old fogeez award, u gots lotsa competishun here. Dere b bunches uv us hanging owt here. I remember b4 TV!!! And walkin 2 deh wun ruum skool, adn ridin in deh Studebaker adn usin’ deh owt howse.
adn fonez dat hung on deh wall adn had wun pees u tawked into and anuzzer dat u helding up 2 ur eer adn u had to kranking it to git deh operader adn her kunnektinged u 2 hoo u wantinged 2 tawk 2!!
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Yup, I b older dan durt.
romper, bomper,stomper boo
ai member wii had a parti lyne fellyfone wen ai wuz a kidlet, hadda pik up & lissen 2 mek shur nowun wuz onna de lyne beefor dialin, hee hee
mebbe yu naut dat auld; mebbe yu libbed “out in teh kuntry”
ooohhh, dat be a gud sawng, by de free dawg nite! ai dew nawt consider maisef “auld”, ai consider maisef “nicely matured”
Datz truu…..but “out in teh kuntry” now haz indoor toiletz, sat tv, cell phones, awl deh modern stuffz. Y, dey eben haz internetz!!!!!!!
yer skool had a ROOM? luxury!!
duz this meen yr skool did not, PdB?
luxury indeedy! wii hadda goe 2 skool inna cabe wich wuz uphill bof wais frum hour howse (wich wuz reely jus a hoal inde groun)
that’s nawthing … we wuz evicted frum our hoal in teh grownd….
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
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but yew try to tell teh yung peeple of today that …
ai luv dat clip! an de “bak-in-mai-dai” top dis game!
itz a troo classik, aifinkso
Axullee, dere were 2 ruumz: dhere wuz deh classruum and deh cloakruum. I dont noeing y4 it wuz kawld deh cloakruum….wii didn’t wearing cloakz, wii had coatz and jakkits adn capz adn bootz dat wii putted in dere.
mebbe it wuz 2 preparing us fer deh Klingonz adn dere claking devicez??
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deer cween, yu r nawt older dan dirt. It iz teh jawb ov cween to remember eberyting that her subjkts mite need to now. u jess haz teh gud remembery.
ai lubs u guize ! ai trows owt da idee n yoo awl
runz wid it !
ai member mi furst kitteh, Suzie- she wuz gonna
hab kittehs n mai mommy puts a bushel basket lined
wif oil cloth an filled with da softee towels inna da
“utility room” next 2 kitchen. but Suzie NAWT WANT !
she wanted to hab herz babees in da kitchen, WIF US !
so when she started tew giv birf, she trowed herself
at da door btween da utility room and da kitchen (foof
splat!) cept it wuz haff glass ! and herz claus didnt
help! so herz goes SPLAT ! onna da glass part n
sli-i-i-i-i-id awl da way down da door ! makin da
big eizes ! liek, “HALP ! WTF IZ GOEN ON HEER!
snerk !
B4 tv wuz guud. Had teh ray dee o. Lissendid on teh poarch aftr supr wif groanups adn uver kidlets n naybr hud. Lissendid N teh morninz durin brefkus–Roi Rojrs, Lash Laroo. Wontid 2 marry Roi Rojrs, h8ed Del Ebins win Ai fown owt tehy wuz marreed, taht slut!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YunO4Wc8E28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiKlk_90rPg
tehre are many ovvers listed there! (yootoob is teh awsum, kan find anyfing tehre!)
Da grass iz jes da sallit B4 da mayn cors.
iz membr Mr. Peabody! he be won smarty goggie….he hadduhz boy name Sherman, i tink.
yez himz did, ai luv de “frakshured faireetales” 2
Adn Dudlee Doorite(wif hims horsie) & Nell; Natasha & Boris Badenuff; Wattsamatta U; Rokky & Bullwynkel;
Adn liek sumeboddee eylse sed abuv: Byg John & Sparkee (cue “Teddee Bears’ Piknik” bakgrownd muusik)
Wye my commint no show? Eye sez dat fotochopped pix an kitteh not stoopid, but is not showing. Feelz dipress, sad, needz tee…
aww, doan be sad mogma, de wais of werdpress be a misstree 2 uz awl.
iz funnee pic, eben iffen it iz de fotochop
I’z tryin to make a commint, but is no lettin me…
Stoopy wurdpress. I will hoof it furr u.
whew! It’s okay…I just saw mr. mouse in my basement. he’s okay!
Did he hav a Zippo in himz pokkit??
Yesh: taht’s wut saived hims!!!
yes, deh bez berry phonies !
u gottie mr. mousie in yerz bazment? won’t basement cat getz himz?
lookie at deh tiemz on dees? didid Ike scrambz deh tiem macheen on des puters? what the CC is goinz on?
Deh timez on deh postz b dun bai deh kittehz. Dey duzn’t awlwayz unnerstand deh clockz so gud, i think.
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Korse, sum folkz say it b Hawai’i time.
Omniivoar kittoon. Lurvs grassez AN miisez.
unkontrollabul instincktual urgez
its a beayoootiful thing
Ohh teh mausmanitee!!! I can’ts look!!!
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