shakespearean costume
shakespearean costume … on a budget
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Tew bee oar not tew bee
It luks lik he wants to be a cheezburger. Or not.
Nobudy here but u and me? Lettuce go get pi while we wait.
Oooh gud!! Sum pi. nomnomnomnom
Iz egsallent pi
I iz havin strawberi rubarb (I wish!). and next, peech!
Wevver it am nobler to suffer teh cheezburgers wif no cheez . . .
Oar 2 taek armz aginst a c uv cheez-liss tyrinee adn, bai opposin, end it.
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Akshully, ai wuz reedin dat bit uv Hamlet las nite cuz ai lubs teh plai adn ai sumtiems feelz teh Hamlet wifdrawl adn ai missiz it iffn ai no reed/c 4 2 lawn.
been there dun that dombest show ive ever doun in nyc
Pliz, pliz, sumwun remind me. I’m wanting to run a project tu translayt Shayspere back into teh orijinal lolspeek, adn need help. Yes, fore the project, too.
http://www.txt2lol.com/
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http://www.speaklolcat.com/
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http://www.rubyforge.org/projects/lolspeak/
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http://www.dribin.org/dave/blog/archives/2008/03/04/lolspeak_dictionary/
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google iz ur frend.
Oooh!!! Wen u dun, ai wantin 2 c it iffn iz avaylolbul awnlain. Ai lufs teh Shaykspeer.
speshully teh shaykspeer in lolspeek
yeh, but have you heard it in the original Klingon?
U could affords sumthing better. I gives up gooshie fuds!
Not dat the kitteh wud. But he wud say so to gets his wai!
Ohai carosue
Are wii hear on our ownz?
Yes?
first thought:
“poor thing”….*giggles*
“awwh,” being second..
kp
Dis bebe is cute! Also sadly confused. Plate is for puttin noms ON, not kitteh heads!
Heellllooooo!!!!!!!!!1!!
Iz enewun der??!11
Wii haz pi
Boy, wen evn pi doesn lur dem in…we’s in trubble.
*sound uv krikketz*
Chirp.
and a bray…
wayt ! pweeze no gibs away da pi ! aiz heer wid u ! i wuz gon 4 a widdle minit checkin out da chezfrens onna da google map boi ders sew mannee ob uz der naow-
can ai haz custard pi ? ai lubs da custard (nawt da frowin kynd doh
Splain hoa tew see google map chezfrens, pleez???
It b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=106452371290513815140.00045475b181c63ce9c16&ll=33.195029,-111.805115&spn=2.109838,2.507629&z=9&mid=1219144621
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And I haz info bowt how 2 putting urself on it if u haz problemz wif it
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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It wud b sew grate 2 seeing AWL deh Cheezpeepz on it!!!!
I JUST KOWNTED — DERE B 118 CHEEZPEEPZ ON DEH MAP!!
W00t!!! W00t!!!
plus the location of the Great 2012 Lolympics Party !!
I wunder if deh motorhome will b abul to floting kross deh big pond tew Lunnun??? Wudn’t dat b fun!!???!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Hai! Mai not sekund post ever! Do i be doing dis rite?
Ur doing jus fine! Wellcum to ICHC! Glad u joined us fur sum fun.
ohai! yes, yoo be doin it rite! welkom to cheezland!!
Yay! Happi happi dans dans! Still don’t no whar mi post will land. Oh well. Happi happi dans dans! Happi to be heer wit eberywun. Post time sez 609 fur lunarmommy…it be 910 ware i iz. konfuzing. Oh well. Happi happi dans dans dans!
Deh kittehz b putting deh time on deh posts. Dey dusn’t reeding deh klokz berry well. U gitz used 2 it after a wyle. I b thinking u must b in deh Pasifik time zone…
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Sum peepz think it b Hawaii time.
Oh Hai wet kitteh mouse!! Yup. U b dewing gud!!
Welkum 2 Cheezland!! Kum wif mii 2 deh Ty-booteek adn wii git u a welkumming gift. Heer, haz a 1950z bavving cap 2 protekting u frum deh splortashuz kittehz.. Dis wun b habbing sum prittee see shellz on it.
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Dis b a wundermus plais 2 playing. Deh onlyest rule b 2 playing nise. Wii hopez u kum bak and playz sum moar.
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*pourz chokklit martooneez and handingz wun to
* WKM
*klinkee glasses
Cheez!!
Wow! *klinkee glasses* to eberywun. Tank u vary much!
ohai! ai dint see ur comint up heer onlee de wun below! wecum 2 cheezland! *polka polka polka* ober 2 clinkee glasses wif wet kitteh mouse!
de tyme onna de poastings iz confuzing, cheezland tyme be 6 howers difrunt frum meh IRL tyme!
Set up a profile an maek sum frens! U can see teh lolspeak wiki at teh top uf teh paige if u need sum halp wif teh lolspeak. But ur doin a grate job.
Yay! Dis is fun. I have a ICHC profile. Not much to sai der yet. I lernded eberyting i no fo lol speek fum reeding all yer stuff. You be gud teechurs. Yay!
ur name b bloo, but it not b a linkee.
If u going to mai helperz paige u will finding much 2 helping u wif deh linkz adn avatars adn uzzer stuffz.
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
Den peepz can finding ur profile!! adn beeing ur frend!!!
Yesh, teh cween be rite. Her link iz lotz uf halp. Ur link nawt werking but I found ur paige teh sneeky way by entering it manually. If u copy teh address frum ur profile page and paste it in where it sez URI in teh comment box, it will link to ur paige.
okthx! i red sum of it & put a pin on the cheezpeeps map. too much informashun for dis kitteh. i a simple kitteh. type type type. reed. type type type. i try to maik a reel linkee…tewmarro. i a lazy kitteh, tew.
oooo! oooo! lik dis? iz mai blu a real linkee now? Yay!
W00t!! w000t!!! u b bloo!!!
**Dans, dans, dans!!!
Yea fur yu! Yu did it!
Yay! Yu bees gud teechurs. Meny meny thanx to yu! **skip dans dans skip**
Kud d’Beeker Labs dezining sum pontoonz fur deh Winnebago? Adn wii wud needing a motor wif a propeller…..mebbee ink orp oar 8 sum solar power… ….mmm dots…..
Oar yoo cud just put it in yur bubblol an flote across taht way! Eezee Peezee!! ‘_
Gee— Y didn’t I think uv that??
{{{Janet}}}
nao der beez an eben 120!
momcat
i finley went an did teh map! but i askidentally edited mis kitteh’s marker a liddle bit – just mooved it to slightly diffrent locashun in same city
tehn i figyured owt wut i wuz doin rong an putted in my own marker! (sowwy, miz kitteh)
Yay fer LM being on deh map!!! I see u dere in Tuusohn!!
oooh! 119 naow!
jd, big gladys, teasel — mebbe wee can haz cheezmeet!!
o hai!
fishykitteh n I iz hear wif u guiz!
momcat
Wayt!! Ai iz hear tu…Can ai haz peech pi pleez?? iz kynd ai lieks bestest…adn den a peece of kusterd pi, maibee?? Prettie pleez??? adn thank yu??
mai boikitteh, Plasticat, wood liek appul pi, pleez…
Kitteh sez, “Ah’s a pwate. Puts fuds on me!”
Halloween costume!
Ohai Rattipuss. Du u tink da kitteh haz made a trap tu lure cheezbergerz?
Ohai, Marfa! Ahfinkso. Da cheezbergerz iz berry wary, habbin’ ben eatin by lots n lots ub kittehs fru-outs hiztree, but if dis kitteh berry pashunts, hims can gets hims wun.
kitteh thinks iffn she duz herz im ah tay shun ob da frenchy fry, den cheezeburgers will appear !
Pur kitteh. His eyes r sayin, cuds u halps me owtta dis? Pweese? Cus I has a sads.
I toeld Mawm et 8:57 PM lazt niet dat I needid Shaykspeer kawstoom fr skuel tumawroh. Dis b rizult.
Yah, dat is wut happns wen u wait too lawng. U is lucky u is nowt wearin her pantyhose fer tights.
*snurt*
Ai hab tu go du stuff fur a wile. BRB
Ok. I just sits here and hums. I haz a new CD to listn to. Wen u cums bak, I will be ofer inna corner singin “I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good!” along wif the M.O.M. Is veri gud wizard rock.
Ohai carosue.
A’m bak. Ai tried to find ur song tu lizzen tu, butz cuddent. Du u hab a linkee?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXEp-shKqbw
Let’s see if this works (this video is kinda corny, but the music is what I was listening to)
Hum. Didn’t show up. I member der is a trick to it. But typical moi, never rembers what the trick IZ. Well, go to youtube and search on Ministry of Magic Marauder’s map. That should work.
Found itz! Iz gud!1!!
Naow ai hab a hole new tipe uv muzik tu horrify mai sun. He tinks old ladies shudn’t like hebby meddle n goth n stuf.
Hehe. I likes der Ascendio, too. And Accio Love. He shud not nder estimat uz old ladies! U can spens hours following the wizard rock links. Very varied moosic.
Kitteh morfs into platter-puss.
Oh! Hahahaha!
Win!
YES! Hims a platter-puss!
Clappity!!
FTW!!! lebenty burgerz fur u Missy!!
*bows to cween*
*bows in return* U r most welkum m’deer. Dat wuz a truulee inspired commint!!!!!
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*extendz floofee paw*
I don’t beleeve wii haz ben properlee introduced. I am most pleezed 2 meeting u. I haz seeinged u owt adn abowt. I b glad u kumz heer 2 play.
ai member when my boy wuz in 1st grade, himz wuz a lyon inna da skule plai.
himz teacher mayded himz a hood ob goldy-yello crepe paper wid a mayn ob goldy/brownee yarn ana tayle ob da saym yarn. ai added a gold sweatshirt, brown jeans an gold socks ober his shoozees and hands. i drew on da kitty fayse an whiskers wid eibrow pencil, an himz wuz beri,beri cute ! werkin 2gevver is da bestes !
Oh, ai miss those days uf costoom maeking fur teh little tykes. Mi kidlet was a tiger once. An a lightning bug, kyoot as a bug. Anuther yeer a marvelus rat. Me an mi sewing machine whirled aweigh an churned owt teh fun. Iz teh sad when they be too old fur thet. Mi kitteh wud shred mi if ai tried to dress him. But I did dress mi pet rat up a few times…teh littl squeekr didn’t seem to mind.
Congratulashuns to carosue and Martha for tye- did u hav drinks wif ur pii?? Any pii left?? mebbe cherri?
Lots of pi left! 2 kinds uf cherri. Wild cherri an Double cherri! Wif ice creem, if you wants.
We LUUUUUURVES teh cherries pai!!!!
Wif ise kreem pleese!
If we mixus wyld cherri an dubbl cherri, we haf tribble cherri!
Or a termenal suger hi an litle cherries inna eyeballs lik a slot masheen.
Awww! Himz luks gud enuff to eets!!
Cutie pi?
Ohai Carosue…can we habs cutie pii wif cherri pii? Ifinkso it wud be bestest ever!
Okay. But nowt onna same plate, I finks. Sticky fur is pleh.
“or perchance to dreamz of cheezburger noms”
Oah crud. Ai new dis wud happin 2 mii.
(lolspeak off and punctuation wrong and not original) LONG POST!!!!!
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To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and, by opposing, end them? To die; to sleep, no more. And by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to. Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep! To sleep, perchance to dream. Aye, there’s the rub, for in that sleep of death, what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause. There’s the respect that makes for so long life, for who would bear the whips and scorns of time, the oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely, the pangs of disprized love, the law’s delay, the insolence of office, and the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy takes, when he himself might his quietus make with a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bare to grunt and sweat under a weary life but that the dread of something after death, the undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveler returns, puzzles the will and makes us rather bear those ills we have than to fly to ones that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, and thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied over with the pale cast of thought and enterprises of great pith and moment with this regard their currents turn awry and lose the name of action.
ya feel bettah naow? seemed like a prolonged vowel movement.
putting taht in lolspeek wuld be lotta hard wurk, but wuld be wurf it, ifinkso!
tranzlayshun, anywun?
ATTION IM HOLDING DA GORGE W BUSH CAPTION COMTEST 4 A CHEEZBURGER G2 PROFILE AND RECAPTION 4 MEH PLZ
your link, it is borked.
Kinda like Dubya himsef. :snerk:
OMG how cutez! id kizz him in a secondz!
Wuz tryin to eet cookeys on plate… went rong somhow….
“See? I doan has to go to the vetz now! I gots mai own collar!”
Dat’s some collar ya got dere.
or….Elizabethan Vet Collar: Ur doin’ it wrong
Kittehs dun have much moneys.
wurs dat cord comin furm ?
da whine rack. Ifinkso.
Dis iz off fred but I hadda tell carosue dat I lubs her nayme. Ebbey time I sees carosue I finks carouse, which wus oncet a faborite pastime.
:snerk: dats funnee, wen i seez her name I think “Caruso” deh singer.
Funneh! Cause I iz a louzy carouser and couldn carry a tune even inna bucket.
Hmm. I tink uf carousel as in merry-go-round.
Nawt the red headed guy who playz a cawp on TV? Dang! we’ze defin8ly a kupple ob cycle four dawgs.
So yer the wun wif the bukkit !! Hey Yo LOLRUS! (muh pre commint about cycle 4 dawgs wuz aimed at Muh Cween who seems heck bent to win the whose de oldest race)
Carosurouse, yer name ain’t blue an dat meks it tuff to be yer fren or sen you msgs (which myte splain why yer name ain’t blue)
I mite name muh next pet ‘Lousey Carouser’, mebe Caro fer short, den she could be ♫ “‘Caro’ meow mine”.
Not reelee trying 2 win deh hooz oldest…..I kud naming 2 peepz heer I noe fur shur b older dan mii…..but I b a lady and I not telling.
Kitteh’s naem shud be Dixie.
kyoot!
Teh “head on a plattr” demonded by teh Queen…
….yr doing it rong
Ooh! lolz. U ebber c teh moovii “The Adventures of Baron Munchausen”? Fink uv teh king adn queen in dat moovii. It maikin dis funneh sew much, aifinkso.
Romeow…Romeow…wherefur art thou Romeow?
Hai! Dis my sekund try for nawt second ever post. I don’t si mai nawt second post. i be doin it rong?
oahi! sumtimez werdpress jus eetz de comintz. iz plot 2 mek uz crazee. de comints jus go flyin awf inno outside spaice. iz a mystree 2 uz all. Congratz awn ur nawt-sekond poast!
Iz up dere! Just takes more time for the nawt second wun to show up, I fink. U ar fine!
Ur berry furstest comment haz 2 going 2 deh moderatorz. Dhey nom on deh commint adn seeing if it haz a flavor.
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Oar mebbee dey b making sure ur emayo address b valid.
Oh i see. Dats gud protekshun for all da cheezpeeps. Hee Hee…dis be so fun. I’ll tink of sumthin else to say…venchully. yay!
hewwo? hooman? ai tride 2 mek a noo hat an itz wen horriblee wrong! pleez 2 hep meh?
why must hoomans work so hard to make me lok so redikulus?
uzzerwise u wud b sooooo kewt ebbreewun wud splort.
weight…i r hazza splort!!!! teh kitteh r sew kyoot!!!!! halp!!!!
Hang on LC79!!!
i gitz deh CCC.
I noez I saw it sumwear.
Dont dis pear!
*runz in wif teh CCC.
I heer to helping u noaw.
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*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweepee, sweepeee.
Dat lukz gud. Awl in a liddul pile.
*Scoopee, scoopee, scoopee.
now I tukitee, tuk, tuk awl ur braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG.
Dis wun b habbing deh kewt liddul kitteh faisez.
Snugee, snug, snug.
Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh dukkee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy.
Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
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Oopsee!! awlmost fergotted ….. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa koko wif meltee marshmelllowz on top.
Heer, kitteh has some choklat fur u.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1281151
Wut a sweet kitteh….sew thotful and kind….
ai wil hep u! *woop woop woop cumz de CCC, scoopity scoopity braynes, rins rins wif de sparkley wadder, pour berrrry carefuly bak inno hed. appli duk tape ob mannee rainbo culers & CHRG (wdoi) nize & snug!
sweet! dubble reskew meks u feel twict as gud!
U rinst wif sparklee wadder…..like perrier??….hmmm….wunder wut fizy braynez feelz like?? i bet dey tikkle.
maiks ur brayne feel awl lite & sparkly kleen, bery refreshing!
An naow, gud nite 2 awl cheezfrends! weareber u r pleez 2 be keeping saif & happee!
G’nite BF473!!
Schmooz 2 Yooz!!
{{BF473}}}
okthx nite nite
duz a sploort be teh sem az a lif? so if yu gets 9 sploorts den yer out purma.. purmen… forever? duz it hert?
Deh splortz b wen ur braynez asplode frum deh kewtness. Usulee sumwun will kum and putting ur braynez bak in ur hed. if u reeding deh wiki bowt splortz and CHRG adn deh CCC it will splaining it. And deh wiki b habbing linkz 2 pitcherz uv deh CHRG adn stuffz. U kin splort az mennee timez az … well, az u kin stand… I guess. but deh more u splort dhe skrambled ur braynez git. Dat b y u needing 2 wearing ur CHRG. It hepz protekting u.
Oooo. so meny things to lern. i will chek the wiki furst next time. okthx Nite nite.
tankyoo four halping mee. ai feels beddr….an comfee in dis blankee yoo awl r sew berry sweet….
SHMOO SHMOO SHMOO
Sry…Cattails haz nodded off, too. Kitteh pulls up floofy bloo blankie wif turtlols on it. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzsnortzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
it b klosing in on midnite here. I goez 2 bed.
{{{Cheezpeepz}}}
G’nite.
( ai awlsew hazza sheppard pie….maed wif reel sheppard, that cannd sheppard awlways taste funny)
u r rite,dat cannd sheppard iz de pleh!
to nom or nawt to nom…dat is ze queshun
*pauses*
iz nom nao!!!!
nom nom nom nom nom
it taste beddr if yo cokkings teh beef wif ground pork sossig…mmmmmmm….sossig……..
ai hope dis wurks, ai gottid mai own wurdpress account as evidents by mai new abbitar. ai hazznt writid anifing yet, but ai will.
yup, noaw u haz a abatar!!
iz it jus me or iz tht cat haves a rip cord?
shakes spear… ur doin it kyoot!!
Wanna go wif uz to da RennFaire?
I finx dis kitteh’s hooman musta maked that coller fer de kitteh to keeps her outta the wine rack where she usta hide.
Tihs kitteh bees Sheakispeer’s purrsohnal pet;
kitteh hadded tuu duu a lawt ov syttyng arownd adn waiyteing wile Sheakispeer roted hims plaiys;
Becuz tehre wuz soe menny plaiys hims roted, kitteh hadded tuu waiyt foar S. a laung tiem adn gotted kwite borded;
S., inna effourt tuu keap hims kitteh happee, kollektid kwite a mowsie kollekshun foar teh kitteh tuu plaiy wif;
(Tehre bees taulk bye teh lokal peeps taht teh mowsies staurtid wun ov teh Uropeen siknisses; tihs epydemik wuz nippeded iyn teh budd almoast iymmeedyatelee bye teh lokal kittehs, hoo awl grooped tugevver az a kitteh platoone tuu kontroal teh mowsie iynvayshun!!!)
Lizburt hadda ruffuhl. Tihs kittoon haz a MAIN. Azzin LIONZ MAIN.
*SPLORT*