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Das a big stikk
conga rats annipuss on ur nawt sekund commint!!1!
sillybrashuns?
Iz Tiga Woodz! I kno that cat! He lurvs playing wif wood!
Silly tiger,
sticks are for kits
…so you can has walk soflee.
Congarats, Anni! marx dis day on yr calendar i aer awake at dis ungodlee hower
Thx fur the congrats, Hashim an Mary’O
It iz nawt eezee gettin yoost 2 peeplz diffrunt tiem zoanz. Ai haz bean up fur 3 owerz an am reddee 2 go owt, Hashim iz haff-wai froo teh affernoon, an Mary’O haz juss got up!
ya, wish we had a biiig country only fur cheez peeps wiff!!
it would hab teh same tiem zone!!
But Ai liek nowin dat der iz awlwais a cheez purrson awake sumware an caerin bowt teh frenz hoo need lub oar beems.
yesh, dats troo and awesum!!
Da shiny fing n da skai neber setz on cheezpeep!!
****NOUNSEMINT !!****NOUNSEMINT !!****NOUNSEMINT !!!!
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THERE IS A WHIRLD MAP-YOU GOTZ TO PUT IN
YUR MARKER !REPLACE DA “PLACEMARKER” WITH YER
CHEEZE NAME AND FOLLOW DA SIMPLE DIRECTIONS ON
DA LEFT SIDE! IZ REEL EZ ! DEN WI CAN LOOK-SEE WHERE
WI AWL IZ !
ratz !
didnt go bloo ! oh well- just cut ee an past ee
Oh hai sm!! I sendinged u deh emayo u askinged fer. Hope it helpingz u.
dere b no cheezpeepz to waving at on mai ride ‘kross the grate planez…… I b in enemee territory? Must b in Hotdog land….
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I likes deh map uv deh Cheezfrenz…..u kin see
where wii awl iz…….I haz a sad.
Ohai cweenmj! Ur nawt in enemee territoree, just peeps-whoo-r-nawt-yet-cheezfrends territoree!
*breeves sy uv releef*
Thank gudness.
peeps-whoo-r-nawt-yet-cheezfrends sowndz
much bedderer dan enemaz.
mebbee nawt sew eazy 2 typee tho
Dats y I did deh ole ‘kutNpaste’.
Ohai sparkysmom, dis is de cheezfrends map? ai putted maisef on dat wun sort ob. dere is hauge cluzter ob cheezfrends round wear ai needz 2 bee sew ai jus frow mehsef in dere anee wich way.
whar ya goin todae, Anni? I aer gettin reddy to go to Hartford to pick op a fren den we goes to NewHaven, den we can haz trainride to NewYork, all da way to Grand Central, den a subway oar taxi to Time Square cuz we wants to go to da Time Square Church where an otter fren goez to church.
whew. i aer tired just ritin aboot it!
Ooh, Ai liyk teh sownd ob taht! Wot tyms teh surviss? Mebbee Ai can maek it ober in tym…
Luk, Ai got mai cherch hat awn, an ebbreefink!
But u wud haz 2 leeb dat skon a tome.
hmm, Ai’ll juss hav to scoff teh comnomnomnomoonyun wayfers, tehn!
Dey aern’t berry fillin!
Ai kno! An tehy stik to teh ruth (*snerk*) ob yur mowf! Taht’s wy Ai perfur teh nomnomnom-comformist cherches – we gets REEL bred AND reel wyn (hic)!
Didn’t get reel whine in teh Congregashunul Church – was unfermentid grayp joos an ownlee 1 senty meter cyoob uv bred. An teh mefudists yoosd Ribena!
Akchully, yur rite! We got Stute jus at teh Conregarius church! An meffodist donut drink. Ai fink it wus reel wyn at teh Baptist cherch. But it WUS reel bred at awl ob tehm – if tehy passt teh lofe rownd yu cud brake off wot yu wonted – Oh so sorry; no comnomnomnomoonyun bred left for yu!
kewl. Baptists wif real wine? Muss be diffrunt on dat side o teh pawnd. Stirklee Welchz Concord Garpe ober here. We can has matso borked up fr ower commnom bred. Unless sumboddee fergets to getz teh matzo, and den we can has borked saltine cwakerz. Is teh fot dat cownts, ifinkso.
Ai juss go to get a papur an sum bananananaz – Ai iz spozed 2 get sum eggsersize liek walkin a miel ebbry day an teh shop iz eggzaklee a mile awai, so Ai walk der an get teh bus hoem. Nuffin liek az tyrin az ur dai sowndz!
O well, iffn Ai want a papur, Ai muss stop playin an get owt. BRB!
if you all just want to “catch up” on each others’ lives, why not go into a chat room rather than bore us all with the mundane details of your non-lives?
and all the congrats on being first are soooo much more annoying than the “first” comments…. gawd
nowun iz reqwired 2 reed de comintin iffen dey doan wan 2, u most welcum 2 jus luk at de pix iffen it bodders u sew mush.
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the comments used to actually be fun to read, now it’s just tediously boring….
So why are you here? Why not go find some cutting edge chic
commentary?
Obviously we have…”jumped the shark!”
Move on, glib commenter!
how embarassing. you’re right.
we should just sit around waiting for your stunning revelations
delivered in amazing witticisms which we will read with delight, that is,
if your current sample is any indicator. future bliss is ours and we will have you to thank.
what were we thinking????
*slaps forehed*
yez tiggerz iz veeery strong in der jaw area
ohai, noozilander! i fergets wot time it iz dere. What are you up to dis day/evenink?
iz almost goin to sleepybyez i gotz my year 12 exams for english tomorrow :S
Gud lukk wiv teh eggsamz – mai u ownlee get kwestyuns u noe teh anser 2!
fanks annipuss itz a shame iz nawt alwayz able to come here an’ talk wiv u guys more often because uf teh time difference
Gud luk! Amember to support yur staytmunts wiv a kwote – prefrably form teh buk yu is rytin abowt!
hmmm… isnt that breaking teh teachers code of conduct or sumfin…. aw well!!
psst … itz a secrit, but akshually, teh teachers wantz the stoodints to do well. donut tell anybuddy!
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yew see, teh teechers has a dream. yup.
*cue inspy-rashunul music*
taht they wud teech this to eberybuddy. and then, sumday, eben teh poly-tishians wud support thems statements wif kwotes, or wif actool facts. troo wuns. an tehy would express themselves cleerly and hawnestly. and …
*cut inspy-rashunal myoosic*
success of this dreem, not so great, akshually.
*whispurrs*
yesh, i wont tell anybody!!
i will maek u peeps proud for maeking mah lolspeak so gud!!
donut worry!!
Poly tishunz — supporting dere statemintz wif TROO FAKZ????
In ur dreemz….mine tuu. *deep sigh*
Nebber happin Aifink.
An hii duzzen evun talk softlii.
dey call meh tiger woods!
but u could call me jerry
Congaratz on teh Ty wif anni, Hashim
fanks mary!!
you’re welcome, Hashim! what are you going to do today?
oh, adn BTW, clever comment!
fanks mary!!
and, i’m kinda free today, will just complete some homework in teh evening and tahts it i suppose….
U r bery cleber! Ai’m shore ai nawt tink of dat…ai am glad u did!!
WIN Hashim!!!
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fanks Romeow!! XD
its been a long while since i haz seen u!!!
*SNERK*
fetch and nom – nawt so tastee achshuleh
hmmm… needs a bit of salt… adn sum chicken kthx!!
mebbe sum garlik too it goez good wif chicen
yum!! uz maeking meh hungry!!
Iz fulla fiber tho’ – berry gud for teh dyejestchun.
den iz laik wib awl da helfi fings… dey nawt be tastee… unless u fills em up wif chocklit adn follow up wib martoonies? ^^
Hope the kitteh doesn’t get splinters.
Ohai eberybuddy! Ai has nawt been abul to play for ayges, but ai had to tell u awl wut happend yesturdai. Ai wuz drivin to teh shops, an ai saw a sine sayin “charidee car wosh neckst left” and den ai saw anuuder sine sayin “charidee car wosh heer todai” an reelized dat teh charidee car wosh wuz … AT TEH FIRE STAYSHUN!!!! An teh firemens wuz woshin teh cars!!! WIV TEH BEEG HOZIZ!!!!!11!!
Werl, u can imajjin mai reackshun. An, forchewnitly, mai car wuz rly, rly durty. FILFY durty. So ai had it woshed.
Elebenty times.
Werl, wuz for charidee
lol!
ur car could go to teh nawty barn wiff teh firemen!!
did tehy see yu drybin rown teh blok an fru teh grate big durty puggle, or d’yu fink yu gat awai wiv it?
Hoep yu bukkd teh fyrmens for R Cheezmeet…!
Ai fink ai got away wiv it. Ai putted mai sunglassiz awn so dey wud nawt reckognize me.
Iz a shame dat awl doze howsis burnd to teh grownd yesturday, becaws teh firemenz wuz bizzy woshin cars, but u cannawt make a omlit wivout brakin eggs.
Talkin of witch – is time for lunch.
Ooooh wow! Egsightin! Wish dey wud dat here. We hab wader restrikionz cauz ub da drowt. Carz kn only bee washd at da car washz dat re-sykl da wader.
Dat iz mai exkuze dat mai car haz nawt been washd sinz Krismas.
“Wish dey wud DOO dat here”
*big sigh fur leben owt da wurd–mai brane iz tired*
Logged owt naow. Goin ta ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
G’nite MarthaV!!
sweet dreemz!!
waht funn!! our fyre depahrtmint alwys duz deh BBQ nd deh chiken dinners. Iz kinda funn tu eat wif dem. A car wash wuld b waye mor eggsyting!!!
Ai has a jealous!!
Ooh, teh BBQ sownz liek fun too… ai sujjests it to mai noo firemenz frenz.
nomnomnomnomnom
nomnomnom *owwie splinter!* *spit spit spit*
otay, otay….ai putz it down. Ai fink ai hab a spleenturr. OWIE!!
Yikes, ifink hauge tiger kitteh be gittin sum splinteries in hiz mouf, nawt want!
gmta dahson!
GMTA!!! Iz tru!!!
Tiger plais wif hiz Lincoln logs.
O mai, ai hab nawt thawt bout Lincoln Logs fer manee manee yeers. Yew cud mek anyfing owt of dose, as lawng as it wuz a log cabin u wanted 2 mek!
Tastee an nootrishous.
Gooood Kitty!!!
Beeg strypee Kitteh
habs fetcheeng stikk wurthee ubz
himz grayt syze andz strengff
Fetcheeng stikk awllso
dubbilz as ‘Choo-Toy” 2 cleen
strypee Kitteh’z teef
Dawgeez habz layme
ittee bittee twigz 2 playz
wiff. Beeg Kittehz ROOL!,/b>
Jack.
bwavo! bwavo! clappity clappity pawsies!
applesauce
applesauce
par-tic-ularly gud, Jack !!!!
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Win!
My black lab has fetched larger logs than that
Teh beeg tygrr kitteh will fetch the beeg lawg an ur lab, too.
(Mai pretty…or somethings.)
dis tiem u fech, mi mouf hurtz
Bloody F’ing AWESOME
u fech now, mi mouf hurtz,
I ar pensil sharpner
:snert:
gud one D.R!!
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stanky
um, wutt?
Silly capshuner… evrywun noes kittehs dont fetch, not evn bigguns ^_^
Mai tuksee kitteh plays fetch better den mai lab does. He just duzzent poynt furst.
Oooh… interesting!
Lets see the dog try and fetch this!
I wonder what hooman threw that one? Gotta be a guy w/extra muscles.
maybe he single?????
*snurt*
Logrolling… Fail
wat nex tigger?
*fetch fetch fetch*
Nooooo!!! They be stealin’ muh timber!!! :3
O noze! firs lolrus & naow tigger bee victimz ob cryme? dere iz a theevery epidemik afootz!
i finks dey has a konspeerasi. musta been sum weeked hoomuns stealin from lolanimals :3
EPIC FETCH! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN i likz it u makz moar or i bat aht ur fase repetibly
LOL!
Wao, dat fetch shor iz epic ef I doo sai so maiself.
Ginormous kitteh wil nawt feytch nuffin; iys hims logg adn hims iys keaping iyt;
(Rlly byg wite kitteh wundurs: wye wuud enneyboddee wunt tihs cheweded up aowld logg enneywaiy?? Wut wuud thems duz wif iyt: maike tuufpikks aowta iyt??)
It’s better than bad, it’s good?
its great for a snack?
My kittar also play fetch wif silver preciouses
stop trying to make fetch happen
hahahahaha i lol’ed. freal.
ur piki…
ai luffs it
lol EPIC FETCH?! wonder how that happend