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FOR RENT
FOR 250,000 CHEEZBURGERZ
berry berry nice not secund comment ly. con rats to u!
Fanks, Punkin!
Kitteh alreddy nommed 250,000 cheezburgerz, aifinkso!
liek meh nd chonklitt. todai nd yestidai ai haz nommed mutch moar
chonklitt den is mah aberij. i feelz funneh…no moar…chonklitt
for a wile…
*sees chonklitt*
*snarf*
naw… kitteh is jus fluffy
o hai lyanthya! cornkatshoelotions for teh nawt sekkund spot! sillybrayshuns at teh ty-booteek? i haz som milk an cookiez…
Oteh! Ai can has hawt chokklit!
An… whut kind ob dansdansdans?
hawt choklitt… want!
an we can has teh limbo! hoo else wants to join eet!?
Ai will limbo, but Ai haz adavan…advin…advil… sekrit wepun. Iz very short to begin with!
sekrit wepun! i wants eet…
Nawt so grayte, akshully – cant reech gushifud shelf!
ah… gravitee will halp u! an also a widdul bit of shelf-shaking
*limbo dansdansdans*
Hao loe can yu go?
iz probly lower than teh basement… but dat iz a bit skaree
Relee? Ai noe go sew loe. Ai noe gud wif teh limbo. Hee hee. Ai duz teh tap bedder. *Tap dansdansdans shwo 4 kittehchruncheez adn ly*
tap dansins are teh win!
-tappity taps-
i nawt so gewd at tapdansdansin…
teehee
hmm…whut b lower den teh baysemint?
i meen, is da baysemintcat bayse ob operayshunz…
whut cud b loer nd ebiler den baysemint cat?
o.o
i knoes…
CELLARCAT.
affter basement cat be dungeon cat
O hai, Ly!!!
{{{LY}}}}}
Congrats on ur nawt secund!!!
My pressunt to u is: I willz NOT doo a nekkid dansdansdans.
LOL!!!!
hay kafleen, i hassa favr 2 ask u…
at (nawt sekkind) wen ai joynded dis syte, mah naem wer bloo
frum da verri start. den ai clikt ‘remembr’ soe dat ai wud nawt
hafta keep typin in mah login info ebery kadang-dang tiem
ai wantid 2 leef commints nd maek lolz, but its binna fyoo
weeksiz nao, nd nao mah naem nawt bloo…
duz ai hafta log outa ICHC nd log back in 2 gits naem bloo
agin? i has alreddy mannijed 2 log outa wurdpriss but nawt ICHC.
i doan see da buttinz…
oh hai CS!!
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u duzn’t akshullee hav 2 b logged in2 ICHC 2 habbing deh bloo name.
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Did u habbing deh blooness in ur name frum habbing a wordpress akkownt and u b habbing deh web address inserted in ur profile dere?
Oar did u putting in a web address in deh comment box in deh space labeledd URI??
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If u haz deh wordpress akkownt, u must signing in2 wordpress b4 u kumming to ICHC.
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mai helperz may helping u.
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
Uh, uh, UHHHHH!!! Naow yu wudden want sumwan tu sai taht abaowt YUR kittoon, wudyu? Oar abaowt — yurself? Ai thotknot!
issit 4 hovercat?
We has a ty! Yu wunts to go to teh Tyboo Teek?
yuz plzkthxbai!
whut u wanna buy @ tybooteek? joolereez? soaps nd naise smellin
sprais? oar mebbe…(considers wut AI’D liek 2 hab) we can seez
iffin dey has sael awn huvrcats??
VROOOM!
ill just haz teh nyce smellin spraiz plzkthx, it smells nyce
nyce smellin sprais smell nyce
kthxbai
ai traied 2 buyz perfyoom wunce but ai sneezd nd mah
seestr sed “she’z alerjick, mom” nd no perfyoom fer meh.
luks more like teh blimpcat, reddy to addvertize over yr favrit stadium…
And now the aerial view – look at the crowd, Bob!
teh crowd is full of kittehs that haz a happee, oh an do i c teh ittehbittehkittehcomitteh?
Yes what a crowd, i wood say that committeh aint so itteh bitteh! heh…
*dead air*
uh, let’s go now to Jane down at the sidelinez…
Ohai! Iz bizii daon heer. Iz teh hujee craod uv teh kittehz in teh stadiyum 2dai. Teh itteh bitteh kitteh committeh c-lectid teh refyrii, sew wii iz in 4 gud gaem. Teh fud iz gud adn teh peepz haz teh blankees 4 teh naps. Wii b waitin 4 teh playirz nao. Bak 2 u, kittehcruncheez adn c.h.
nd heer cum da plaers nao…
*band plays*
give it up fer da hoem teem of
MONORAIL CAT *cheerzes*
INVISIBLE BIKE CAT *cheerzes moar*
DR TINYCAT *sum cheerzes*
MAED-U-COOKIE-CAT *big ole cheerzes*
SCRODINGRS-CAT-INNA-BOCKS *cheerzes*
DA LOLRUS *bukkit luvrs cheerzes*
BASEMINT CAT *cheerzes nd booz*
CEELIN CAT *all da believrs goe wyld*
nd *drumrolldrumrolldrumrolldrumrolldrumrolldrumroll*
*crash*
our very own
HAPPYCAT!!!!!!
*HALF DA CROWD LITRILLY FAYNTS FRUM THE SHEER
AWSUM ND WIN OF DIS KEWL PLAYAH CAT!! DA GURL
KITTEHS BLOE SUM KISSIES! CHEEZBURGERS RAYNE FRUM DA
HEVVINS!!! AAAAHHH!!!*
Cheeringz adn appulsauce!!!
cheezburgers! git ur cheezburgers hear!
Yez, iz kwyte teh eksitin dai heer. Uh wunerful dai 4 a gaem! Purr-sunully, ai haz teh cheerz 4 teh Ceelin Cat. Gess it nawt pai 4 mii 2 b agnostic kitteh. Ohai, kittehcruncheez! Ail haf a cheezburger, pleez. Fank u!
Awsomez Storie!!
Teh nawt-sekund customer – Wate Wachers for Kittehs!
I sry, kitteh. I sounds lyke troll. Iz mocking ur floof to tayke my mind off pinky pinky toepads of cyootness…no splorting, now…
dis b sum 70% splort risk…
proseed wif cashun
Kitteh iz in shape.
Round iz a shape.
Ohai, Romeow! I has bin gone frum ICHC for sum dayz – how is teh Grayte Happycat Move doing?
Hai 2minions!
I hazn’t bean heer much eeber.
HappyCat mite hab a foreber hoam wif lunarmommy!
We habs bean e-mayoing.
YAY furebber home wif lunarmommy!!! ai lubs a happitail ending
Wut she sed.
wer b lunarmommy dis fien dai?
*luks aroun*
lunarmommy?
I herd Lunarmommy wus talkin to Lunardaddy…good luck, Happycat!
Romeow, i still has a money if yu needs it for moving expensis.
U iz so nice.
I doan wanna speek too soon, buts if fings wurk owt – travel ‘spences won’t b a prollem!
happitail dans!
*joynez happitayl danz* Yay!
yesh but we still haz tew find teh tendril kitteh!!!
well, I can has cat sitting for Denise, er, da niece,
kitteh foar a few weeks. I just hope it can fitz fru da cat doar…
*pokes nose in 2 remind Mary der are 2 bebbeh orang kittehs in NC that needs a home…. one boi, one gurl! Pix to come suun!*
Ai haz mor news of superior goodness…mostlee nowun noz dis, but Teasel’s sweet white kitteh, Cotton, tuk herself 4 a walk last Caturday and didn’t come home. Not for fud, or snorgles, or anything. Teasel had a sad and big worriedness. But she calld me dis morning (early) 2 tell me the wonderful news. Cotton meowed really loudly outside the front door last night and then came in liek nussing happened. She talked to Teasel wif very loud meows and told her bout the adventures. She wasn’t hurt and was just a little bit skinnier. Huzzah!* {{{{Teasel and Cotton}}}
*Scuz…the divakitty’s been singin de madrigals at de Shrewsbury Ren Faire dis weekend.
Oh dis be BERREE gud news!! Yay Cotton! Yay Teasel2!!!
kitteh luks flat tew me!! ohai romeow!! ai hazznt tawked wif yew in awhile!!
Oh hai jamamakitty!
I finks u habs teh bestest avatar evah!
awww fanks, ai cans find maiself eeeseee!! ai heers been rainin in AZ?
Yes, a cuple dais ago, but most ov it missed us – rats.
We still gots teh dust storm.
round kitteh can has flat on one side?
ai hates dem flat spots…….. roll, klunk, roll, klunk, roll, klunk!!
Kitteh’s spare tire iz flat.
Ov corse iz flat.
Duz u hab a curved puter screen?
the old CRT’s most definately have a curve, guess what my budget allows for desktops.
“I’m trying to build a computer with stone axes and bearskins.”
Sarah Palin mite habs a bearskin u can borrow.
Ai dint noze Halloween rijinated in Alaska, did yu? Dat iz da skariest!
ai iz rilly, rilly askeered ob alaska dese dais!!
Boo!!
i just popping in to say Ohai!!
I updated mai pointer on deh google map so u kin seeing wear I b.
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http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=106452371290513815140.00045475b181c63ce9c16&ll=33.195029,-111.805115&spn=2.109838,2.507629&z=9&mid=1219144621
SP ref in paipur tudai, man sez he can be ekspurt awn cibul dfense cuz hiz daddeh wuz a soljur.
Meerow. SP wuz in Carsun Citeh 2dai, witch iz teh neer 2 mii. Ai nawt goed 2 c her, tho. Nawt teh intristid rite nao. Ai waytz 4 d-baitz adn such.
yeh, my old laptop…..burns coal. My old desktop, has sails. For real it doesn’t even HAVE a hard drive.
StarTrek , Spok, in City on teh Ej o Forebber ref?
FTW Romeow!! MAyde me chukkkle!
I’d leik to place an ad fer mudkips.
Mudkips what?
AWWWW, C’MON…wassa mudkips? Iz goin nutz wondering!
Stoopy 2minions – Google rite there on toppa payg. Now I knoes mudkips.
izzit a pokeman?
yes mudkips iz a pokemon!! don rebember wut kind, i lost trak aftur teh furst 150…
Mah cat’s floofier than ur cat
Mah cat’s floofier than urs
Mah cat’s floofier cuz he eets cheezburgers,
Mah cat’s floofier than urs.
EEERRRWURRRRMMMM!!! Ken-L-Ration, FTW!
U gots it! I didn’t kno iffs ennybuddy wud!
Nao try nawt to fink about it
Darn you, now that’s all I’ll be thinking about!
Mai mawmii singz teh jinglol sumtiemz. Iffn ai tell her dis oar shwo her, she b singin it 2 mii agin!…adn agin…adn agin…
i iz spareded…i nawt familyer wif dis jinglol
I hope someboddy finds eet onna innerwebs, and inflicts it upon ya. only fair.
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bwahahaha
izzit…izzit cum inda ebil, ebil foarm ob FORWERDS?
Heer. Iz at teh end ub dis YooToob vid:
(lolspeak off due to miffing)
It won’t let me post the link, even with spaces, so just go to YouTube, look up “Ken-L Ration” and click on the video that mentions Bewitched. It’s at the end of the video.
(back to your regular lolspeak)
hehe
This tummy intentionally left blank.
If i leevs teh 2 minions’ tummys blank, i gets in big trubble!
duz ennywun noze haow hard it iz tu rite awn awl dat floof? nd du yu uze a purmnint mrakur oar warshubul? oar put froo inkjetz?
I fink u mite has to ti-die.
The operative werd bein, ‘die’.
Ai fink ai wud die iffn ai traid it.
Ai finkso kitteh duz NAWT WANT. Heer kittehz du want dere suppurz. nity, se yu awl tumoro.
Well, since Fuwari’s in a book, maybe she could sell ad space. This is Junku‘s (of Airborne Cats fame) photo.
Dat kitteh iz looks jus’ leik mah Elliot ahfinkso!
Hims berry neis 2 snorgle and noms on.
Dis kitteh?
WANT! (times eleventy)
Blimpcat
i like her back paws
hah. its like billboard kitteh (:
Da bakk pawz iz berry snorgly.
Mawnorayll Kitteh needz
himz belleh rubbd 2 maykz moar
gud maggnettizmz
Mawnorayll Kitteh habz
noo andz improovd wyde belleh
4 bettah cawntakkt
Mawnorayll Kitteh iz
inz awptimumz poasisshun
4 lawwwwwnnnnng luvvee rubz
Jack.
Caution: Wide Load
“YOUR FACE HERE” Floof dive, Motorboat sounds!!
This add may contain violence… and a kitteh
teh poynty ends, taht iz teh violinse
Ai cant seez tha picture!
Oh Hai! U Cayn’t see peechur becuz you has AdBlokPlus or udder add bloking programz! De Programz tinks is an ad! I has same problms!
I wud pay for my ad on that kat!
O deer, abertizing onna de t.v., inna magazeens, onna raydio an naow onna kitteh? dese ad-men hab gon 2 far!!
wow, nao hovercat can has advertisin =0_o=
Kitteh ar praktisyng eerly foar Macyee’s Fanksgibbing Daiy Pahraide;
Hims bees goeying az “Kitteh Guud Yeer Blymp Floate”…..
i would put my add there…but im afraid theres a cat in the way…lol
dis b krazy kitteh krap