Comments on: Your call is important to us.

By: joris20

joris20 — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:54:57 +0000

lol i got the same phone xd

By: a.d.dkitteh

a.d.dkitteh — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:39:29 +0000

not stupiddd

By: Elfinugget

Elfinugget — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:05:20 +0000

Teh frend… she gottid it dun.

I a littl irritated at my huzbin, too…. because lotta my spazzo was kuz him spazzo’d, and I’m like omg must be ebbin biggr isshoo den I thot.. *ZPAZZZZZZZZZOOOO*

well den him kalm rite daon, like “o okz den I gess we jus’ wayt ’til her raydeeayter ar fixd”

WELL WY DINT U SAE DAT DA LASS 3 TIEMZ I TOLE U HER RAYDEEAETRZ WUZ NAWT WERKIN?

See, him dasydid dat “my raydeeayter ar borkd” wuz axkoos foar “neh, I nont feelz lyk it.”

but den she fixdid it, zoomd to mai howz, kleend it liek supar-kleen tornaedo, den paentid teh walz dat wuz needin’ it, zpakkld sum stuff, paentid moar…. omg!!!! and him wuz laik “o ok well I happi den.” laik der wuz nevar a problim.

My huzbin… ai lubbz him… but him maek meh krayzee sumtaimz. An’ I axplaynd to mai frend dat I wuz sorry I wuz so urgint on teh fone (I’d leff hur a messij “if u cant does it den u lemme knoez NAO so I kan kom bak owt der an does it!”) I wuz teh bent shaep, yeth.

I gess Huzbin juss needid SUMWUN to be bent-shaep abowt teh hole fing, an’ him wuz tyrd ov doin’ awl dat bendin’ hisself, so when him sattisfyd dat I wuz teh bent-shaep, well, him awl happi den. O.o

Enniewae, mai fren got real communykaetingz wif bof me an’ my Reeltor laedee. Ebbreewun hassa happi nao. *sighs*

‘cep me, kuz I feel laik gyint jurk-an-a-haff.

By: harry

harry — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 18:46:42 +0000

nice comment

By: wut

wut — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:25:38 +0000

stoopid catz!!!!
haz ben takin ur minutz sence 1956

By: Torpes_Alto

Torpes_Alto — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:30:10 +0000

scaries! theies sikicx

By: Torpes_Alto

Torpes_Alto — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:25:02 +0000

theies are sykic!:shock:

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 01:13:13 +0000

bin dere, dun dat, elfie.
sometimez peeps just turn into big ole flakey nutty granola bars on ya. but den, sumtimes dey dont.
dat duzn’t hep much, but don’t gib up. peeps come thru sometimes win you least xpekt it. but, yew new dat, awreddy.

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 01:08:43 +0000

yup. my x speareeyunz too.

By: PuzzleWizard

PuzzleWizard — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:53:43 +0000

wat a prettie thot! so awl mi kittehs frum tymez passt can playz toogeter in teh princess mu meddow — Peanut Butter, Crackers, Milo, Rat, Face, and teh otters toogeter, teh ideea maeks mee verree happy
* tukkin tehm saefly bak intoo mye hart – teer teer smile *

By: PuzzleWizard

PuzzleWizard — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:39:50 +0000

* snifflez *
sorrie fur ur kitteh loss,
anudder kitteh wil findz u wen teh tyme iz rite
{{{{{ carosue }}}}}

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:07:04 +0000

Ai am nevuhr taht lukii! Ohai maryOspockn! Happii CATurday tuyu!

By: Patrick

Patrick — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 23:46:49 +0000

Gah, stoopid fierfawx! N E wae, tanks fer all jur halp evreewun!

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 23:25:16 +0000

Yeah, I had a good trip here… and of course all the people who said they’re gonna help me with the house after I left… (my friend who cleans houses, for instance…) all just f*king decided to flake on me.

I’m so irritated.

My realtor went to the house – there’s still garbage there!!! Because… the MOST important thing was to get the trash out to the curb on Monday (I left Sunday) so that the poly-cart and everything could be picked up on tuesday!!!

Am I the ONLY person who can get anything done?!?

I’m so ticked.

–Elfi

By: tookatze

tookatze — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 22:58:37 +0000

iznt dat teh meowraynj speekerz? tweeterz, wuferz adn meowraynj…

By: brewski

brewski — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 21:41:19 +0000

For lolspeak, plztopresskthxbai.

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:17:35 +0000

tell hims, mrrrLunarhuzbin he can has the Ginormuss speekers if he drives Happy cat here we do a trade! !! The moast elegant solution, Evah!!
mr 0spockn spent elebenty gazillyun hourz calculating just teh right dement shuns fr doze woofahz & built the cabinetz. along wif da tweeters he got otters fr the midrange and mebee sooper sonik, ifinkso?
*sigh*
they are hyuuuuuuuuuj. when the spaceships land on the TV scream, it really sounds like teh Aliens have landid. makes small chillren cry catz hide, and naybors say Cheeses Twice itz a Nalien Invashun.
Get in the FalloutShelter with teh canned fud frm teh ’60s adn seel it up wif teh duktape frum post9/11.

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:00:32 +0000

{{{{carosue}}}}

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:46:22 +0000

Thems muste haz a rekoarding foar ebberee pohsibul tiem frayme!!!!!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:05:47 +0000

Himz sigh kick

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:04:02 +0000

or if haz a kan taht sez “shayk thoroly before yoozing” kan just hold in frunt ob speekers, save yor arm mussles frum teh shakin.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:02:21 +0000

iz a guy fing, ifinkso. speekerz iz simbollik ob maskyoolinity, or sumfing

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:01:01 +0000

fank yoo *drawz cirkles in dirt wif toe in embarassed fashun*

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:59:15 +0000

{{{{{carosue}}}}} sorry taht yoo haz losted yor pawz. heer in cheezland iz teh princess mu meddow (nex to teh hedsplort recobery ward) wher yoo kan go wif yor hart-kittehs an ovver frenz hoo libs in yor hart, an yoo kan let tehm owt an play wif tehm, tehn wen iz time to go yoo tukks tehm saefly bak into yor hart and carreiz tehm tehre till nex time. taht comforts me wen i am missing my kittehs hoo haz gon ober teh brij.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:57:34 +0000

Ai liek mai coffee pure an unadultraytid – juss coffee flavr.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:56:10 +0000

i calld donomnomnominos las nite cawz wuz pizza niet (srsly, offishul pizza niet, its on my menyoo calendar, an we call donomonomonominos cawz tehy haz a $6 takowt speshul so iz cheep ) an tehy puts me on hold an teh messij sez “plz hold wile we finish taking teh order ob teh pursun hoo calld 2 SEKUNDS befor yoo!!” an i wunder how mr. guy-on-teh-rekording knoo taht teh ovver kaller wuz eggsackly 2 SEKUNDZ before me!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:54:34 +0000

wut a nice LM!!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:52:27 +0000

do i haz too?

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:51:38 +0000

taht iz gud nooz, i alwayz finks abowt teh online frenz wen tehre iz fings goin on. liek teh bad wevver. or hashim an qasim in pakistan wen tehre iz polly tickle insta bility. iz gud nooz owr frenz in hyootun area are ok, glad tehy letted sumwun kno!!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:49:32 +0000

I lub teh lyn “Sum fings eggzist, wevver you bleev in tehm or nawt” – is verree comfting wen yur faif is wayvring

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:49:03 +0000

yay! we misses owr kittehs wen haz to be away, iz gud to be reeyoo nited wif tehm.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:48:24 +0000

i went to IE an fabrited, now yoo kan favrite frum my profile.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:46:34 +0000

hmmmmmmm mai ex had teh reel tew reel fur minny years…. an teh big speekers tew

ai has teh bukshelf stereo and putz out big music!! bigger nawt always beddar..

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:46:08 +0000

Fanx for linky Africat.
Dis a wunnerful linky in memry ob the 9/11 tragedy,an for any wun hoo has gone ober teh brij.
City ob Angels be mah fabrutest moobie EBBER!! In fakt, I only has 2 dvd’s of mah own in teh howsehold collection,and dat is wun ob dem .
I has a teer ebreetime i watch it.
The Arms ob a Anjel song is juss so beyootiful.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:46:02 +0000

dis iz porblem firwfawx 3 haz. i keeps a spare emurjency innerwebs exploder arownd for just dis type ob sitchewashun (yahoo raydio duznt liek firefawx eever). or kan go to capshuner’s profile an favrit frum tehre. or find somwun else hoo haz favrited on tehr profile an favrite frum there too.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:44:59 +0000

yew jus puts em inna tweeter cage!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:43:03 +0000

mr. lunar hubby still haz teh ginormuss speekers him boughted bak in teh late 70’s, wen him wuz yung’n'wild. teh clof covers are shredded frum many kittehs ober teh yeers, an teh speekers are gettin kind ob rattly. but him duznt want noo wuns bekawz is hard to find wuns taht big anymore, less yoo bild em yorslef or get kustom-made, wich iz mannee munnies. i fink if i tellz him bowt mr. Ospockn’s speekers him hab speeker envy. an want.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:39:20 +0000

yah, tohse tweeters mite disamappeer, i fink

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:37:13 +0000

But if’n u hads teh meowzerz insted of teh wooferz, whut would become of teh tweeterz?

This be vry bad configurashun for ur musical speekers.

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:32:56 +0000

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:29:29 +0000

how about a milk-like substance……like Kahula for example, or Bailey’s mebbe?

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:27:02 +0000

ai finkso yew rolled ober an used em up!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:26:05 +0000

ai finx dey needs diffrunt name……… nawt want WOOFERS!! wants MEOWZERZ!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:19:47 +0000

awwwwwwww {{{{{paws}}}}} sry tew hear ob yer loss!! yew can goes to teh princess mu meadow an plays wif himz!!!

By: lindykat

lindykat — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:11:14 +0000

ai juss gawt fank yoo ledder fer wun ai mayde lass niet.

By: carosue

carosue — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:08:45 +0000

Gud to no dey iz okay.

I lik dis piture. Teh cat is listenning to his purson? Maybe. He luks like my Pawz, who dashed over teh rainbow bridge dis las week. I wish I cud call hims up…

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:07:59 +0000

Please enjoy the music while we connect you to your party…

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:01:26 +0000

{{{{{julyisthebestmonth}}}}} drip drip drip

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:00:05 +0000

yesh, elfi……… how wuz yer trip??? awl happitail wif teh hubbi agin??

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 16:59:10 +0000

hmmmmmm mayyyyyyweeeeee, her onleeee recalcilates route iffn yew goes teh udder wai, aifinkso. at leeest dat wuz mai sperience