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We mite anser nekst week
….but only if yr reeelly lukky.
Conga ratz, Anni!
Fanks, Mary’O
coffees? i got rilly strong coffeez med frm organic fresh grwond beenz frum RepublicaDominicana.
Dat sowndz gud 2 me – Ai haz juss had mai lunsh an feel sleapee. Coffee mite wayk me up!
ohai annipuss!!
here, u can haz sum coffee!!
*hands annipuss a mug of hawt coffee*
*sneeks a sip frum Hashim’s cup*
owiee, dat’s hot! need icekreem to cool my mauf!
*patters away to gets icekreemz*
ohh, waz it dat hawt??
*takes a sip*
O.O
*goes wiff mary0spockn to get icecreem adn leaves a nawt so hawt cup of coffee for Annipuss*
Thx, Ai hoep u didn’t put ennee milk in dat coffee _ Ai liek it strong an blakk an no shugr.
ob course!! az u said!! no milk, no sugar, just plain 99.99% coffee!!
Um…. wat is teh 0.001%?????
hmmm… choklitt? ifinkso…
*hoeps sum ob that 0.001% is water, oar teh drink will be tu strong*
how about a milk-like substance……like Kahula for example, or Bailey’s mebbe?
Ai liek mai coffee pure an unadultraytid – juss coffee flavr.
Ai am nevuhr taht lukii! Ohai maryOspockn! Happii CATurday tuyu!
Meenwile we aer rikordin ur commints wile u wate – gibs us a giglol
*snerk*
“Your cawl mebbe reek orded, juss to gib us awl a laff!”
Yay cawfee!
nice comment
O prima dos por espanol.
For lolspeak, plztopresskthxbai.
Git ouwta heer wif teh camra! Cantz u stoopee hyoomin see Iz ingajing inz teh pillo tawk wif mai mayn skweez???
customer service skillz, they no has them
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…and that’s how the insidious earworm is spread to epidemic proportions.
Tellyfonez aern’t teh best fur moozikul reproduckshun enniwai
anom!! and if you putz it on speeker fone iz werse.
*ponders*
wunder wot would happin if i putted the fellytone muzak thru teh ginormuss speakers Mr Ospockn made. Teh wooferz are elebentyplus inchez. you can blow oot teh birfdaycake canduls wif dem. srsly.
so u don’t need teh fat lady to sing to break teh glass if u hab teh woofers?
ai finx dey needs diffrunt name……… nawt want WOOFERS!! wants MEOWZERZ!!
But if’n u hads teh meowzerz insted of teh wooferz, whut would become of teh tweeterz?
This be vry bad configurashun for ur musical speekers.
yah, tohse tweeters mite disamappeer, i fink
yew jus puts em inna tweeter cage!!
iznt dat teh meowraynj speekerz? tweeterz, wuferz adn meowraynj…
or if haz a kan taht sez “shayk thoroly before yoozing” kan just hold in frunt ob speekers, save yor arm mussles frum teh shakin.
mr. lunar hubby still haz teh ginormuss speekers him boughted bak in teh late 70’s, wen him wuz yung’n'wild. teh clof covers are shredded frum many kittehs ober teh yeers, an teh speekers are gettin kind ob rattly. but him duznt want noo wuns bekawz is hard to find wuns taht big anymore, less yoo bild em yorslef or get kustom-made, wich iz mannee munnies. i fink if i tellz him bowt mr. Ospockn’s speekers him hab speeker envy. an want.
hmmmmmmm mai ex had teh reel tew reel fur minny years…. an teh big speekers tew
ai has teh bukshelf stereo and putz out big music!! bigger nawt always beddar..
iz a guy fing, ifinkso. speekerz iz simbollik ob maskyoolinity, or sumfing
tell hims, mrrrLunarhuzbin he can has the Ginormuss speekers if he drives Happy cat here we do a trade! !! The moast elegant solution, Evah!!
mr 0spockn spent elebenty gazillyun hourz calculating just teh right dement shuns fr doze woofahz & built the cabinetz. along wif da tweeters he got otters fr the midrange and mebee sooper sonik, ifinkso?
*sigh*
they are hyuuuuuuuuuj. when the spaceships land on the TV scream, it really sounds like teh Aliens have landid. makes small chillren cry catz hide, and naybors say Cheeses Twice itz a Nalien Invashun.
Get in the FalloutShelter with teh canned fud frm teh ’60s adn seel it up wif teh duktape frum post9/11.
I had to spend the night in Pittsburgh airport one time….in like… 1995…
I snoozed at my gate….
which happened to be right in the middle of a stretch of moving walkway. To this day, I have earworm flashbacks:
The moving walkway is nearing its end. Please hold on to the handrails and watch your step. In both a male and female voice.
Over… and over… .and over….
i don’t even care if datz troo!
Ai awlwaiz feel sowwee fur teh purrson hoo sez dat – muss be teh moast boarin job in teh wurld…..
bedderer oar wurser tahn teh speekin clok, d’yu fink?
i admire teh patients of the GPS laydee:
recalculating route….recalculating route…
paws….take the next legal u turn…
recalculating route…
she nebber seems to get x aspirated.
Ai lub tawkin bak tu her!
hmmmmmm mayyyyyyweeeeee, her onleeee recalcilates route iffn yew goes teh udder wai, aifinkso. at leeest dat wuz mai sperience
yup. my x speareeyunz too.
Wen Ai hasbeen in Lunnon, Ai com bak singin “Myyyyyyyyynd, teh gap! Myyyyyyyyynd! Teh gap! Stan Cleer ob teh dors, plees”
Princess Bride: the Sequelol-
Weslol: “yah. umhm. yeah. ummhmm.umhmm of course…azzzzzzzzzzzzzyouwiszzzzzh”
voice in foan: “blahblahblah Prince H…blahblahnext week”
Westley’s long distance relationship is hitting a rough spot.
*giggles* PB FTW! LOL
glad to gib you giglols. you settling in to new digs? had a safe trabeltrip?
yesh, elfi……… how wuz yer trip??? awl happitail wif teh hubbi agin??
Yeah, I had a good trip here… and of course all the people who said they’re gonna help me with the house after I left… (my friend who cleans houses, for instance…) all just f*king decided to flake on me.
I’m so irritated.
My realtor went to the house – there’s still garbage there!!! Because… the MOST important thing was to get the trash out to the curb on Monday (I left Sunday) so that the poly-cart and everything could be picked up on tuesday!!!
Am I the ONLY person who can get anything done?!?
I’m so ticked.
–Elfi
bin dere, dun dat, elfie.
sometimez peeps just turn into big ole flakey nutty granola bars on ya. but den, sumtimes dey dont.
dat duzn’t hep much, but don’t gib up. peeps come thru sometimes win you least xpekt it. but, yew new dat, awreddy.
Teh frend… she gottid it dun.
I a littl irritated at my huzbin, too…. because lotta my spazzo was kuz him spazzo’d, and I’m like omg must be ebbin biggr isshoo den I thot.. *ZPAZZZZZZZZZOOOO*
well den him kalm rite daon, like “o okz den I gess we jus’ wayt ’til her raydeeayter ar fixd”
WELL WY DINT U SAE DAT DA LASS 3 TIEMZ I TOLE U HER RAYDEEAETRZ WUZ NAWT WERKIN?
See, him dasydid dat “my raydeeayter ar borkd” wuz axkoos foar “neh, I nont feelz lyk it.”
but den she fixdid it, zoomd to mai howz, kleend it liek supar-kleen tornaedo, den paentid teh walz dat wuz needin’ it, zpakkld sum stuff, paentid moar…. omg!!!! and him wuz laik “o ok well I happi den.” laik der wuz nevar a problim.
My huzbin… ai lubbz him… but him maek meh krayzee sumtaimz. An’ I axplaynd to mai frend dat I wuz sorry I wuz so urgint on teh fone (I’d leff hur a messij “if u cant does it den u lemme knoez NAO so I kan kom bak owt der an does it!”) I wuz teh bent shaep, yeth.
I gess Huzbin juss needid SUMWUN to be bent-shaep abowt teh hole fing, an’ him wuz tyrd ov doin’ awl dat bendin’ hisself, so when him sattisfyd dat I wuz teh bent-shaep, well, him awl happi den. O.o
Enniewae, mai fren got real communykaetingz wif bof me an’ my Reeltor laedee. Ebbreewun hassa happi nao. *sighs*
‘cep me, kuz I feel laik gyint jurk-an-a-haff.
O Noez! How I maek dis lulz mah favrit? Iz funnee, butt Iz dun c teh favrit buttin n e moar!
dis iz porblem firwfawx 3 haz. i keeps a spare emurjency innerwebs exploder arownd for just dis type ob sitchewashun (yahoo raydio duznt liek firefawx eever). or kan go to capshuner’s profile an favrit frum tehre. or find somwun else hoo haz favrited on tehr profile an favrite frum there too.
i went to IE an fabrited, now yoo kan favrite frum my profile.
wut a nice LM!!!
Gah, stoopid fierfawx! N E wae, tanks fer all jur halp evreewun!
awwww thiz lookz jus lik mah kitteh. I missez him. I seez him in 3 dayz!
yay! we misses owr kittehs wen haz to be away, iz gud to be reeyoo nited wif tehm.
U hang up nawt seckond hunny. Nao u. Nao u!
Um, what is I s’posed to hold?
Hold deer teh memry ob wot Vivaldi is sposed to sownd lyk!
Insted ob Vivaldi az herd thru teh Fisher Distortowatt Stereo System fownd awn most elebators adn fellahtones.
u meen Vivaldi knot posed 2 sownd scriccy? Iz be heerin it wong all dis tiem!
Um, u meen Vivaldi knot sposed 2 sownd scrichy? Iz ben heerin it rong all dis tiem. I so barressed!
OOPS! Duh on meh—taut it dnt taek.
Its juss WeirdPress, messin wiv yu! Yeh; Vivaldi not sown best, plade awn a cassio keebord!
Oar (cee abuv) teh Fisher Distortowatt Stero System.
oberaders boice cumz fru fone: Sir? Wen wii axed u 2 hold wii dint meen ur breff. Sir? Sir? OMCC sumwun cawl 911!
Iz can cawl 911, i tink.
I has rolober minutts
..Wut r dey?
ai finkso yew rolled ober an used em up!!
…….”Yuur cawl iys iympoartunt tuu us; soe pleez kuntynue tuu haowld, adn yuur cawl wil bee answereded bye teh nexxt abailable rehpreesentatib…….”
…….elebentey sevin minnits latture…….ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ………
…..”O Hai, dis iss Pehtrohnilla speeking; Hero?? Herooooo???
Speeka da Ingrish????…………..
……….ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Hay guise, we take u off hold for a moment for a speshul nooz update from storm-ravaged Houston. This correspondent has received a call from Houston resident Julyisthebestmonth, who reports that she and her fren and naybor, who is also our fren Addkittehz, are OK! Their furry friends is ok too.
Neither suffered major property damages but they has no powers and no waters. They does has provisions for the next little while so they are in good spirits. Mary sed that her kittehz comforted her during teh worst of it, which was before she knowed that she wouldn’t has property damage. She also sed she knowed teh Cheezfrenz was thinking about her and that it was a tremendous halp.
We now put u back on hold.
*hold music plays*
o that be gud noos. ai be sendin beems 2 alla cheezfrends & alla nawt yet cheezfrends inna path ob dat awful storm. may CC luk after eberywun.
{{{{{julyisthebestmonth}}}}} drip drip drip
Gud to no dey iz okay.
I lik dis piture. Teh cat is listenning to his purson? Maybe. He luks like my Pawz, who dashed over teh rainbow bridge dis las week. I wish I cud call hims up…
awwwwwwww {{{{{paws}}}}} sry tew hear ob yer loss!! yew can goes to teh princess mu meadow an plays wif himz!!!
{{{{{carosue}}}}} sorry taht yoo haz losted yor pawz. heer in cheezland iz teh princess mu meddow (nex to teh hedsplort recobery ward) wher yoo kan go wif yor hart-kittehs an ovver frenz hoo libs in yor hart, an yoo kan let tehm owt an play wif tehm, tehn wen iz time to go yoo tukks tehm saefly bak into yor hart and carreiz tehm tehre till nex time. taht comforts me wen i am missing my kittehs hoo haz gon ober teh brij.
wat a prettie thot! so awl mi kittehs frum tymez passt can playz toogeter in teh princess mu meddow — Peanut Butter, Crackers, Milo, Rat, Face, and teh otters toogeter, teh ideea maeks mee verree happy
* tukkin tehm saefly bak intoo mye hart – teer teer smile *
{{{{carosue}}}}
* snifflez *
sorrie fur ur kitteh loss,
anudder kitteh wil findz u wen teh tyme iz rite
{{{{{ carosue }}}}}
taht iz gud nooz, i alwayz finks abowt teh online frenz wen tehre iz fings goin on. liek teh bad wevver. or hashim an qasim in pakistan wen tehre iz polly tickle insta bility. iz gud nooz owr frenz in hyootun area are ok, glad tehy letted sumwun kno!!
It imprtnt ta mee tooo *pause- gentle sound of snoring*
LOL Jo!!
Happee Caturday cheezfrends!:-)
Hay, aneewun tride de lolbuilder todai? iz nawt lettin meh mek a lol
ai juss gawt fank yoo ledder fer wun ai mayde lass niet.
Ohai. i has a leftover sad frum 11 September.
dere wuz jes sooooo many names…
anyhoo, don wan tu mak aneebunnee else sad, but ifn u feels a liddle blue, try dis linkee (kleenex warnin).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j42ApkIIdNc&feature=related
Fanx for linky Africat.
Dis a wunnerful linky in memry ob the 9/11 tragedy,an for any wun hoo has gone ober teh brij.
City ob Angels be mah fabrutest moobie EBBER!! In fakt, I only has 2 dvd’s of mah own in teh howsehold collection,and dat is wun ob dem .
I has a teer ebreetime i watch it.
The Arms ob a Anjel song is juss so beyootiful.
I lub teh lyn “Sum fings eggzist, wevver you bleev in tehm or nawt” – is verree comfting wen yur faif is wayvring
Please enjoy the music while we connect you to your party…
do i haz too?
i calld donomnomnominos las nite cawz wuz pizza niet (srsly, offishul pizza niet, its on my menyoo calendar, an we call donomonomonominos cawz tehy haz a $6 takowt speshul so iz cheep
) an tehy puts me on hold an teh messij sez “plz hold wile we finish taking teh order ob teh pursun hoo calld 2 SEKUNDS befor yoo!!” an i wunder how mr. guy-on-teh-rekording knoo taht teh ovver kaller wuz eggsackly 2 SEKUNDZ before me!! 
Himz sigh kick
Thems muste haz a rekoarding foar ebberee pohsibul tiem frayme!!!!!
theies are sykic!:shock:
scaries! theies sikicx
stoopid catz!!!!
haz ben takin ur minutz sence 1956
lol i got the same phone xd