Kitteh hisseh fit

Kitteh hisseh fit in 3…2…1…
kittehs needz 2 lern hao 2 avoidz da wateh.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: angel_q
« Previous OHAI – WHAT YA DOIN? | YOUR Next »

Kitteh hisseh fit in 3…2…1…
kittehs needz 2 lern hao 2 avoidz da wateh.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: angel_q
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
An ten he will shares the fit!
Congratshumalashuns, a solo nawt sekund. Haow wud u liek 2 sillibrayte?
I iz in shock. May hafta borrow a softee blankee and rest a bit before has silibrations!
But meanwile I putz on Ministry of Magic CD and quietly hums happily.
Iz dat ur nawt sekund nawt sekund?
Umm. Third solo, I fink, and for braids and macrame maybe 6 others. I has dun much bettah sins retirement. Iz miracle it happns at all, ah got hinky Internets.
Mai PC taeks 4ebber 2 refrosh – oar dats haow it seamz!
Yah, a sumtimes it hangs. Ifen it rains, might as well gives it up.
Frustration. I haz it!
o.o ur SEKKIND nawt-sekkind?? whoa! i needs ta catch up!
Iz trying to fink. Second, er third? Humm. I do remember mai veri nawt second. Was New Year’s Dai! THen I haz long dri spell. Loooong dri spell. Deserts r nawt dat dri.
oooh…duz nawt faynt!!!
I has browt treats an funnshtuffs!!
*rummajes froo bag ub goodies furr carosue wile doing a happy littul wigglol*
How veri nice uv yoo! Treats AN funnshtuffs? Wowser!
Ennee momint naow
Wait fer it…
5…4…3…
2…1…Kapow!
Y u git mii awl wet, Mystir Sprinklyr?? Wut ai ebur dew 2 u??
is sumbunny taeking a leak herez?
Or is dat a she?
insta-baf attack imminent!
kitteh tests de wadder cannon in caze ob goggie attak
“Ohai, wut dis? y it make squirty noizez?
Aoh, kitteh, i bn dere. Squirtsapopple!
Watch out fer da claws.
aih wonz saw a kitteh play jumpitty rope wid one ob dese. tu funize
Coaldz wet sprayz feengee
drybz Kitteh crayzee. Duz nawt
knoez how 2 attakkz!
Coaldz wet sprayz feengee
maykz lubblee sownd witch iz pawrt
ubz Kitteh’s prawblumm
Coaldz wet sprayz feengee
gibz Kitteh feenk. Mebbee getz
Doggeh 2 chayss hurz
Jack.
Poar kitteh. Grate az alwaiz, Jack! U b gud poeyt.
jack…
ai LUBZ yoor poams.
Naw—she wil run awai an avoyd teh hisseh fitz!
Whoa! Is dis a baff, or a drinky thing?
DOAN DO IT, KITTEH!
Insudentully, taht kitteh luks jus lyk mai kitteh, but hims too skairded of teh owtsyd.
i think kitteh will hide from watteh!
I liez diz 1 a lot. Verra funneh
Afture kitteh haz bin attakdted by teh vyshuus wadder spraiy,
kitteh hasta kill teh nozzel, wich meens muches spryngying, pownceiyng, adn flailyng ov pawses; wutta fite!!!!!
Wundur wooz gunna wins???
Yesterday, I had a cheeseburger. How’s that for coincidence?
PS: Great pic!