and then he says…
and then he says…
kittehs sew mean abowt mah bukkits.
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u gotz ta beez kidden whod wanna buk ett!
momcat
congcattsjulazhins un nawt sekkund !! wut u liek for sillybrashuns?
I fink I wantz beeg buk et ub hotted chawklet n a warm floofy blanki-
iz tyme two stopz da joob huntin (ka-pow!) n go ta bed….!
momcat
Not only that, they stole whut’s IN the bukkit!
” derz a whole n da buk et, der liza , der liza….”
momcat
Derre’s a whole wot im ma bukkit? hoppfullies iss a whole bukkit ob cheezburgrs!
ICHBOC – goood idear.
CHEEZBURGERS U SAI?
A BUKK IT U SAY
*runs supar fast to find der bukk it*
“a whole! den fixk et der heanrie, der heanrie”
We just kitten arownd.
ooop, i wet mai pantses, i finkso…..
u beez pullin mai tail huh! no wantz buk et! wantz cheeseburga!
momcat
How wuz da interveyew? Is da tin can n string still wurkin, or iz da kittehs playin wif da strings agen?
walll…. da immerview wentz az gud az it cud…. Iz seemz ta be pidgenwholed az a ELMentary SpEd para.. n dis wuz MIDDLE skool…. n eberibudi noez ifinz u duz ELMenatary… u mus nawt be ablez ta do middle skool….. deh liked mai answerz butz der wuz dat luk in der eyez dat said “we no finkz u can duz middle skool”
sheesh! middle skoolerz jus beeger n wif mor hormoanz den ELMentary- iz nawt beeg deal!
tin can seemz ta beez wurkin- I gotz a subin joob fur a coupla daiz… two weakz frum nao! N I jus founded a nother joob ta ‘plyz two… n itz ELMentary!!!! maybe deh will cawl meiz!
problemo de jour….. atm cardz nawt wurkin rit again…. haz ta go yellz at bank again…. I tellz u! anudder dai, anudder problem! Iz sorta gettn usta itz!
momcat
sowns lyke u shuds rites a book about problemsolving adn staying positif at it.
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hmmm…. dat beez an idear…… wud beez beeeeg book! Bestest advice I can gibz iz snorgl yur kitteh n tawk to your goggie…. it halpz wif da imsaniti!
momcat
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finally sum advice one can trus 2 beez wurkin
eben lolkittes fink icanhasabuckit wud bee nice idear
ai am wishin ai cud tawk like u guyziz but ai iz nu at diss
But u DO tawk like us guyz, haywardlolcat!!!1!!
Welkum to cheezworld!!! Gut 2 C u here!! Feel free 2 commint in ur best or wurst lolspeek, it will awl be appreshiated.
*little cat err pillar feelers hold up welkum banner*
Iz goin ta bed nao…. but I hadz ta find a song fur u awl….. dis iz nawt wun I nao… but iz immerseting…!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhFw8OlCBJw
momcat
yoo shudda seed teh look on taht goggies fase!
laff laff laff laff
LOL
*catchez bref*
*holds syde*
*gasp laf breave giggle sigh*
DAT WUZ A GUUUUD WAHN!!1!
!!!!
Excellent!!!!
Gizzmo Kittehz habz
gud laff. Duz nawt knoez Doggeh
wurkeengz 4 Lolrus
Gizzmo Kittehz nawtz
beeg eenuff 2 steelz Bukkitt.
Lolrus lukz elsswayrz
Gizzmo Kittehz feenkz
2 nyss a day nawtz 2 beez
luukeengz 4 Happee
Jack.
LMAO! Thanks! I needed that this morning
and den teh lolrus screamed liek a lil gurl wens he say teh bukkit trapped in teh cage!!
Is dat big-eered kitteh?
kittehs bedder watch owt, iffen lolrus heers dem mockin him hez gunna skwash dem lyke grapez!
OH NOES!!!
Wel, teh kittehs kan laff iyf thems wunts, butt the lolrus haz teh laste laff;
Hims gotted hiz bukkit bak, adn iyt wuz loadid wif fishees, a giyft frum a passyng sympahthetik fishuremans;
Lolrus hazza a laung memree, adn wil nawt gibb kittehs enny fish at awl, noes matture haow muches thems criez adn begges;
Lolrus gawt himz bukket bak? Ai did nawt heer dat! Woot! Clappity clappity floofy pawsies fer lolrus, him wayted a long tyme!
Ai fink tihs iz faerytail ~ lolrus NAWT gottid himz bukkit bak. Paw, paw lolrus…
awwww… aye had a happee fer lolrus wrn aye thawt he had himz bukket bak, poor fella, him still bukketlezz an meen kitteha laffin at himz
Ai sawed a pikshure reecintlee, onna voating paiges Ai fink, wif teh lolrus geyttyng hims bukkit bak;
ov coarse, til tihs geyts offa teh voating paiges tuu heer, iyt mite bees foarebber!!!!!
Oar mebbee iyt wuz teh upcuming paiges; enneewaiy iyt wuz inna middol ov elebentey sevin uvver pikshures;
sew mebbee iffen alla cheezpeeps botes den lolrus khan git himz bukket bak! Kinda lyke wen u haz 2 clappity de hans so tinkerbell khan get bedder inna peter pan.
Tehse kittehz r batz? L00k at tehm earsiz!
Thems iz froot batz.
Ai getz a new foster froot bat tomorrow.
He wuz a stud 4 seben years, nao he’s gonna sing inna boys choir.
Eric the froot bat?
OOh!!! U fosters teh froot batz? Ai fosters teh goggies adn kitlets, but sum froot batz 2 foster wud be sew kul. Hao did u get N2 taht?
Iz Skippyjon Jones!
http://www.amazon.com/Skippyjon-Jones-Color-Crazy/dp/0525477829/ref=pd_bbs_sr_8?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1221417991&sr=8-8
PEEPUHLZ! HAOW QTE R THOAZ KITTOONZ!!!
*SPLORT*
Oh noes!!1!! Cheezfrend daon! Cheezfrend dawon! And awlreddy daon 4 days?? Whare teh CCC be? Awn strike? Awn holly day? Ai dunt noes, but ai do knoes ai can’t leave jmuhj awl splorted. Hold on …
*gets kitchen broom out*
*sweepity sweepity sweep togevva awl teh brains.*
*uses table spoon to scoop dem up and put dem back into jmuhj’s hed*
*scoop scoop scraype scoop scoop scrayp*
Oh dear, no duck tape *faint quacking in teh distance*
*Gets out clingfilm and sellotape*
*Wrappity wrappity wrappity wrappity wrap*
*pulls spare 50’s style baving cap over jmuhj’s head*
*covers jmuhj wif pink floofy blanket wif littlol pickshoors of kittehs on it*
*Hands jmuhj a hawt drink*
Here, ai hopes u feels bedder soon. Splorting on a Caturday is danjerus cos nawt many peeps are here and even teh CCC seems to have gone.
Ohia, Upfi! gud thin u wandered by. I iz cheking in on mi lunch hour heer and saw a post way bak there. Iz our patient doing OK? Better gib jmuhj a coupla chokat possums fur kwik energee, too. How u doing upfi!
Best evar
Hea! I fink dese kittehs kno sumpin about mai BUKKET!!!!! :O!!!!
~lolrus
i luvs dese bad kittehs! dey’s a laff riot!!!***kisses kisses*** on dey’s big eares!!
I shur wants to be laffing along with them! Needs a good laff! Maibee if ai brings a cheezburgr…..
WIN!
ai LURVE dese laffing kittehs!!!!!
Dat be funneh! Tell it again!! *shifty eyes* DOOOOOOOO IT!!! Lolruses be angry if you mess wit der bukkit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH