Iz ask for halp… …why u get camera?
kittehs nawt liek da cameras akshully.
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u mak kyoot lamp shayde!!
Or mebbe iz b-hiev… Kitteh mite b lyk winnee-teh-poe.
Konga-ratz 4 nawt sekkund plaez btw
mehbee hims gettin hed start on hims hawlloween costooms!!1!
FANKS!!! Iz mai nawt sekkond nawt sekkond!!1! YAY!!!
Woo-hoo on teh nawt-sekund nawt-sekund dahson! Dansdans nao? Hab a nyce drinksie! *hands dahson drink of choice, age and preference appropriate, ob korse!*
De Conga-Ratz is dansin ober hear butt aye habbint gotten de pikture yet, dey iz shye.
FANKS!!1! Ai has a eggsyted!!1!
*taks drinksies*
*dans dans floppitee floppittee wiggle wiggle dans dans*
deh conga ratz shure r slow.
concatulayshuns dahson!! i hadz my nawt-sekund nawt-sekund yestirday! iz graet feeling
U r on teh top uf teh macrame! U mus lead us to teh tyebooteek. Sumwon summon teh band, to march behind uz. Teh dancers jus awl hav teh lampshade hats and do teh wiggle-step. Order the gooshie foods and drinkies!
Ai hab neber been tu teh ty booteek!! Mehbee u halp lead deh way?!?
*puts on dansing shus*
*gets in deh line*
Eberywahn redy?!?
We’z reddy! Ib nebber been der edier sew dis gonna bee a gnu twip fur me awlso. BUT YOO de Cheeze ob honor!
Habs sum choklit biscotti! *hands to dahson*
FANKS!!
Et mite beh jest u and meh….
*hans chokolit martoonie to rattyma*
Les go luk at dah bavving caps in teh ty booteek. I heer dey r bery naice!!
Footoe & cap maid mee LOL!
Get me owt uv dis ting
an annipuss coms in nummer 2 in teh 5-way makramey…
Halp is coming! Meanwhile….
an carosue is #3 in teh makramay!!
majer tomcat to gwornd control…
Oh, dat gud sawng fur dis pikture but is stuk inn maye hed nao too, drat-it!
“Mmmm mm mm, mmmm mmm…” (awl off key ob course)
sowry. I fink sum ebil mite have rubbed off on me t’otter day…
Funniest looking end-table I ever saw…
But be careful when you put down your beverage…
And your snacks might disappear mysteriously….
?
*Puts tuna sandwich down on the table*
*Starts to read newspaper*
*NomNomNomNomNomNomNom*
*Turns to pickup sandwich*
Wait! Whut? Where’d I put that sandwich?
o, …..*pause*……. rofl
… and why are these little bits of onyun lying arownd?
Almost as if someone spit them owt….
Mye dwink haz hayr on de glass! Hao dat happen?!
Oh sheesh, this comment is SO in the wrong spot! Dang it?! Iye is eediot.
Nao i iz reely confuse. *scritches head* De hair komment showed up at de BOTTOM ob de whole fread at furst. Nao itz where it apost to be? WTH???
welcum 2 da wonners ob wurdpretzel!
{{{{{rattyma}}}}}
uz noe eediot… wurdpretzel jus lubs 2 plays wib us.
Cheeze man! Itza payne sometymes, ifinko.
{{siobhan}} fanky fur de reusurance!
ohai rattyma! aye hab notized dat sumtimez ur comint shoz at de buttum until u er sumwun refrezhez, den it goez wear u wanted itz 2.
Ohai bluesfan473 and Rattyma!!
dat always happens, its a weirdpress weirdy u see…
OHHH! Fanky eberso bluesfan473 and Hashim, aye will mayke sure too refrezh aft komments nao!
Kyuut! Kin C de hold fing!
end tayble jest furr sittin deh fud on…gushy fuds nd cheezburgers.
Sittin at teh end ov teh cowch
Waitin 4 teh fuds 2 coooome
Watchin teh hoomin sit doown
An ai watch em go awai agin…
**rhsb hugs Maus, but him gets tangled in hur floof**
Whassa hug fer?. Did I do sumpfin riet fer a chaynge?
No reeson. Jes pass it awn 2 ur uthur purrsonalites.
Oh, an pass it awn 2 uthur peeplols.
Lets start a hug chayne!
Ai iz gnu… Kan ai haz hugz?
Oh, ai taek dat bak. Dere iz a reeson.
Iz cuz ur wun ov teh berry fue an far b-tween NYSE guis! Nawt menny ov ur type arown N E moar.
Jes fanks 4 bein nyse. Mrs Maus iz a luckee wommin.
Maus iz embarrizzed, aifinkso.
Sry rhsb. Werk introoded. Sttopy werk. Aneewai, fanks fer teh hug. I’ll pass it on to mai dawters tomorrow. We gets to see dem both onna saem day! We has to drive a hunnert miles to do it, but thas OK.
Yur dotterz berry lukky tuu, Maus.
Yup, Maus iz a gud daddeh, 2. Him tuk care ov wun ov his dotterz wehn hur hadz hur wizdum teefs owt.
iz not cineez lantern
iz u cheez lanturn? nom nom
Iz dis teh saem kitteh az in teh lass pikchur? luk at teh tale. Aifinkso. Dis kitteh getz arownd!
Dat wuz da furst fing I fot, too! But he must have turned down the dimmer switch on the eye-bulbs a little!
mai beez day be der energee sabing eye-bukbs?
Industrial-strength anti-splort device…
betturr dan deh HPG’s?!?
Dahson, I’ve been here for almost a year, but I seemed to have missed out on “HPG”. Please ‘splain it to me. Kthxbai.
O…ai did it rong. Iz deh Happiegoggiegoggles…so dat would be HGG.
Mai bad!! *insert blushing fayce hear*
Ai depenz awn mai Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses
“designed to help you develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble they turn totally black thus preventing the wearer from seeing anything that might alarm them.”
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Ai wood add “oar maek joor braims Splort.”
Dey wuz inbentid a few dais ago – liek teh goggles goggies need wen dey stikk der hedd owt uv teh car windo wen goin fast. `parentlee dey awlso purrtek `gainst splortin.
Thanks Annie! The canon around here mutates so quickly that it’s hard to keep up sometimes.
*beep*
*beep*
we interruptz this lol for a public survise anowncement — it appears that Maus may have obtayned access to a cannon. caliber is been unknown at this time, but all cheezpeeps are advized to exersize cawtion.
*end of message and thank you for riding ichc*
*snerk*
Shirley yuve herd of The Pie Paw Gun?
yah, is a blast.
Shirley pulls out all da stops on da Pie Paw Gun. Is a dangereus weapon i nherz Hans. Hans plays a mean Pie Paw Gun, ushually Germ un Broke stuffs.
yes. u gets them from way down yondur in teh pie paw patch, rite?
but wut’s shirley got to du with it?
Shirley follows ebbriwun.
yOU meanz the Shirley o Shirley, Goodness, and Mercy Detektive agencee dat will follows you all the days of yr life?
*snrofle*
wire yoo callin Fleep “Shirley” ? and…
the “mutation cannon” is still a classified device
all of the “bugs” have nawt bean corrected…
please return cannon to the labradortory ASAP
well ai gess maus r gunnuh test it four ewe….where r mai desk tu duk n cubr unnr?
De punny iz flying fik in dis area, yoo guyz need a snare drum an a laf trak!
Uh ho wen der puns be flying here, der neckts tings dat be flinged are der pies!!
Take cubber Rattyma, unlez u wants pie in pie hole
No laff trak, pls!! Do NOT WANT!! Dey laffs @ eberyting, mayks nun funnie.
kitteh duznt liek high fashyun props
“Avant Garde” mie furry bum! “auf Wiedersehen” too u!
Oriental lamp kitteh rekwires sushi.
Yay! We has fownd a noo sus… sast… sistayn… reen00abul fyuel!
start teh phisheh farm projekt!
klepto manicat kitteh keeps coming hoam wiff nayboors garden decor
Oooooo is dis one ob LCB’s new minneonz? I ear she be doing Bsc(Hons) courzez now
Dats Burglin Someoneziez Cheezburgers
o hai peeps i jus uploaded, (and im still uploading) a whole bunch ov pics uv ma kittehs an birdies
keep loading… dem picshurs a sa-weet… wus da naem ob dems?
**floofy kitteh comes boundin in, nocking stuff awf teh tablols**
Ohai, frenz! Tank CC iz teh day b4 Caturday!
ai b eggsyted tu!!1! meh luv deh wiikendz.
O…mai abatar b der dis tyme. YAY!!1!
Noo Elizabeethin coller frum vet nawt so grate ackshully.
Shaekzspeer costyume: yur dewin it rong.
Tihs kitteh l00ks rufled…
Oi! Ware mai abitur gorn???! Pleh.
Oh kitteh, dats whut hoomans ar like.
I loled much.
testing…mai abatar…
IT WURKS!!! iz a gud dae….a gud dae!! A nawt sekkond nd figurred owt mai abatar in deh sayme dae!! Woo-Hoo!!
*extends floofy paw furr air hai faive*
yayz!!! congrats……. is dat a kitteh jumpin out ob a cupcaik?
it iz a kitteh jumpin owtta cupiecaik. Ai lub dem bof!!
Hey Conga-Ratz again! *hye-fyves back* Yoo iz habin a grate dae! Did u uze her Majusty’s guide? Cweenmj’s?
Berry cyoot abatar btw!
Aye trie to add yoo as fren dahson butt yoor bloo linkey went to ur blog payge (aye hope it wuz yoor blog ennywai). Yoo kan clik on mye nayme to add me as fren if yoo wan too keep ur linkey.
FANKS furr deh hai faive. Ai thot ai wuz bout tu be lef hanging!!
Ai jes added u as frenz. It iz a linkey tu mai blog. Ai guess ai shuld put
teh linkey tu mai cheez profyle.
okay, testing mai knu linkey…
ur linkee wurkin gud dahson! ai sendz u frend rekwest, kay? ai getz a bittie nerbous wen de clikin onna de naims takin me somewear odder dan 2 de cheezland porfilez, ai admitz it.
Gud werk dahson!!1! Now iffen yo wanna linkee frum yer ICHC profile to yer blog you can put der blog address in the my sites part ob yer profile. I lukked at yer blog earlier an teh pichoor ob yer daughter and her owwie lip was precious. A ver pretty goil wif big bloo eyes and a poochie owt lip it made me smile.
I tink U meenz 2 doo dhiz, so U can get on ICHC!!
dis why I not go to stuffonmycat.com anymohr. dey post kittehs stuk in stuf dey cant get out of. stead of halping the hoomans take pichur. Dis kitteh can get out so is funny. I never see crool kitteh pichur here dats why I go here now.
Project Runway project gone bad.
“Make it work!”
Das funny, eye make “auf Wiedersehen” komment earlier in dis fwead. Aye wunner hao manny Cheezepeeps watch de Project Runway as well? Dat wud be a good surbey, “whut DO yoo watch?”
Ai haz neber seen it.
Yoo iz missin owt! Iffin yoo lyke to sea de clothes benin mayde “hye fashun” an awl dat. Der sum dwama too, ob course, itza “reality” show affer awl! *snort* Iz awn BRAVO Wed nytes.
.
Unless yoo wuz sayin yoo hab neber seen it becaws yoo neber WANT too see it, den aye jest put mai foot in mauf, again.
Ai nawt haz cable.
this is CNN…
U kno u iz habbin a wyld partee wen eben teh KITTEH is wearin a lampshade!
LOL!
Sew, do u gets bettur tee-bee resepshun wif dat noo-fanglid antenna?
Kitteh mus be frum Nerth Karo Liner…
Mebbe dis will werk bettur tahn teh bocks u gotta get by 02/2009.
doin “tube snake boogie” nawt az mush fun az kitteh ezpekted
Eerwurm!
trick or treat!! well, u haz no other opshun instead ob treat so…. TREAT OR TREAT!!1!
*knok knok*
trik or treat! U lyke mai mummi kostum?(treat fallz inno bag) Tank u hooman!
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nomnomnomnom….ptui!!! raizenz? whoo gibz kitteh raizenz fer halloweeny?! spoze 2 be cheezburger! naow de triks begin!
oh noes!! i beg teh forgiveness!!
Caretroll activator kitteh activates caretrolls
Iz dis kitteh redee 2 goes unnerwatur? Luks lyk hur/him iz wearin teh old-tyme skooba hedgeer.
lazee kitteh iz nawt trine bery hard 2 get dat offa hiz hed
Hims can habs a norrange wun wif ahs anna mouf anna noes an den bes a punkin fer Howlaweens.
Hmmmm hews brite eyedeer waz it to dress mei up????
cud ownleh hab been da goggies idear. *looks innocint*
space kitteh amz redah fer mishun!!
Funny ass picture!
But am I missing something? Is everyone deliberately talking like a RETARD or is this site full of true nea-dra-thols?
– The Rich Boy
u is missing sumfin… u is missing da lolspeek… lookie heer: http://speaklolspeak.com/
sure u canz speek english 2… we noe blames n-y-bunny fur dis heerz, but eet wuds be ob moa fun iffn u usded da lolspeek 2
♫ ♫ Troll me ober, in de clober…♫ ♫
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TKW 2 rich boy ѠѠѠ
Caretroll sez: Ai jus hoapz teh purrsun taikin teh pikshur helpt kittoon frii uv teh lanturn afturwurdz.
Astrohnawt Kitteh bees goeying foar nawt sekond waulk awn wun ov teh flaggstoane drieves ov teh Muune;
Kitteh sez: “Wun gyant steppe foar kitteh-kynde, ahhh, errrr, Ai foargeyt teh reyst”;
Hims kan sea teh Earf frum heer; hims waives at hims frends hoo ar haveing kitteh-fitts daown beeloawe; kitteh kannawt waiyt tuu geyt bak inna spaiseshypp adn fliez bak hoem adn hazza cheezburger…..!
no kitteh,
i akses for a Bud Light.
haha. poor kitteh
in teh blue morning lite
kitteh & hiz lampshade regrets teh drinkin uv last evening
Poor pussy!
And a pearl of his wisdom shall live in all the worms to come…
Teh kitty soh cute
arrrr so funni and so cute. where u get those pictres from? u think them up? wowz