Der r no werds to ‘spress ur stoopididy
hoominz nawt as smrt as kittehs.
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so i just hang my hed and cry…
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. nao, wot wuz i saying?
Sumfin abowt stoopiditee an cryin.
oh, yah. to da toon o Tom Dooly
♫ hang down my hed, yr stoopy,
hang doon my hed Anne Cry…
Who diz Anne Cry? Seh a neu cheezfren?
hang down yer hed tom doooooleeeeeeeeee
HAH! GMTA wif jamamamamakitty YAY!!
ohai, Jamamamama, did yu se (?)yestdy commint bai Lady annabellelee? she wil hab gon tu bed bai naow.Maibe we shud hab a welcum tu kort wen cween iz bak awn hur frone frum da trabulz???/ Iz tiem fur me tu goze fur tudai but wil se yu tomoro. (Iz sumbuddee hoo haz bin inkawgneeto, we hab naon undur an asumed naim ) Enne ekskews fur a party! nity.
So I will does it in interpretive dans.
*interpretive dansdansdans*
O Hai, Ly! Ai thot uv yew teh otter day during teh storytellin (It was a dark & stormy night…) — ai maeded Captain Erick *dansdansdans* & *shaek hiz thang* even!
Me tawtz tihs was refrunz to Ly anner dansin thang!!!
Ly is becubbing fay-moose!!
Ai seed taht! Fanks!
*interpretive dans kitteh shakes his thang*
snerk- FTW
*trying to imaginate steps in interpretif danz about stoopididy*
Plz to nawt fall off yer chare whilst imaginating.
*klonk*
i mint to doo dat.
cuz datz teh notsekkund step in da interpretif stoopy danz. yeah. dats it, teh furst step.
LOL — mah liddul gurl sez dis nao if she stumbulz on sumfing.
so u steps 2 da left…
steps 2 da rite…
gives mah cheezburgers 2 goggie…
and runs owta site…
drinks 2 da left
den drives 2 da rite
gets signal 2 pull over
den speeds owta site…
Ur yoozin awksijen mah bebbehz kud yooz.
pless. juzt hold yer breffs fer a wile. a fyoo minnints wont hurt.
oar a fyoo hourz…
dats whut ai told da fisheh, nd he’s fien!
But let me try!
Oh, teh hoominity!
omg DOAN LITE MATCH NEER HINDENBURG!!!
Nawt unless iz emtii adn u wan bawnfyr.
i will toste marshmellos lader, tanku! doan lite da match!
O, teh huge manatee!!!
Plz to nawt let otters see wut yer doin…
wat teh otters gotz tu doo wiv dis, otters no am stoopee! dey am berry smartypantz.
But teh kitteh will be eben moar ashaymed if teh otters seez wut teh stoopy hyoomin duz, aifinkso.
Teh otters r very smrt beins, nd very very gud…
cuz dey alwaiz du whut dey otter!
badum *crash*
DIN’T AI TELL U A FYOO LOLZ AGO DAT LITED CANDILS NOT FER NOM???
U STOOPIT!
hmm…whut iz da stoopy beehayvyer dat da kitteh b shunnin, NEwaiz?
(alfalfabet gaem, NEwun?
Anteekz – paynted dem
Blowed up fud in teh microwaev
Cud nawt remembur teh phoen number fur 9-1-1
D…
Drnink n Dryve
Eated yello sno
“furst” as a sorree ekskyoose fer nawt-sekkind commint
G…
gets teh alfamabet outta order
honks da horn .5 sekunds aftur lite turns gween
increses volume while speaking to someone who duzn’t speek yr langwij
j
Jokkes ‘bowt innapropriet subjiks
Kills a diplomat
Lets a goggie write code (hence, da voetin paeg)
M…
Maykez addishunz to list wiffowt refreshin.
Nibbulz on teh wax frootz.
Opunz teh soda dat wuz just shaek-shaek-shaekd.
P…
Poor spellinz’
“Quirky” tastes in clothes
Ridiculous pantses
Sillee pantses
T…
Tryin to push teh doorz yew shud pull & pull teh doorz yew shud push
Uncovrin partz uv yerself by axident
Veree drunk – beein it in publik
W…
Woks in2 barre (nawt spellin in lolz oar error)
Xylofone gettin uzd 4 uh washin bord
“Y doan teh hoomin c teh lamp poast?!”
Z wurst – eetin z gushy fuds adn givin kitteh teh maclolroni adn cheez!
(Lolspeak off – The W one is “Walks into barre”)
Danced wif wolves
Eated teh rotten peanut i found ♫
Found my temper dat i losted and gotted mad allover agin
G…
hay, i refreshed and dint see dat. reeely, i did!
Homo Sapiens? ai don finkso! Homo Stupidus, mebbee.
homo stinkitus
homo hedsplort?
mebbe teh ‘homo hedsplorts’ r endaynjirred speeseez cuz ob awl da
kittn pics awn heerz…
den agin, dey doan eggsacklee die ob it, wif our didikaydid workrs
ob teh CYOOT CRASH CART!!! giv dem a hand!
Oh, dat b wut CCC stan 4! Fank u.
Sapien (adj.): Frum “sap” (slang), meening idiut.
FTW!!!
Ai clutch mai hed lyke a stunned munky.
r a stonned munke ona bad twip
Conga rats tu mary’o an nightshayde! teh speciul Arabic cawfee an teh nommy Arabian pastrees, moslee made wiv hunny, fur yur silleebrahuns.
o, an nitey nite zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Fanks, AfriCat — and sleep well!
fank yoozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
nomzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
XD priceless picture
:O hi
u likeded it!
Dat gabe meh a happy!
{{{sanaf}}}}
*facepaw*
siiiiigh…
I know hao u feelz, kitteh, I gievz tek supoart to peepulz what not haz teh braynes CeilingCat gaev to a plaet of potato salad…i livez in a purpl-purpet…a nebber ending staet uv HEDDESK and FASEPALM
nd a plz-ceelin-cat-wai-me?
I haz teenayjurs. i duz dis all teh time. (not callz tehm stoopid, tho. leest not owt lowd
)
Ai noeded uv teenajyurz (wen ai wuz teenajyur) hoo fot teh saem fing abowt der parintz.
i haz an ufended, Lunarmommy nd ophelia!!! jk, i no lossa teenayjurz AND adolts hoo dezrve to b givvn dis luk.
troo, i gets dis a lot frum my kids. an teh eyeroll :eyeroll:
oops, my smiley not wurk. try dis:
yup tahts wut i gets a lot frum my kids
Ai iz/wuz laik dat wif mai grandparintz, espeshlolii mai granma. Uzd 2 b moar sew. Ai iz teh tamir nao.
Nao kitteh, u noe wut lisning 2 jessi colter duz 2 u.
Ai nawt leesuuh, mai naem is floofeee. leesuh lef u yeerz ago….*snif*
Itz tiem fur meh to go swim den go hoam. Ebbreewun haz a gud Caturday & a lubberlee weekend!
happee cat is tooo ashaymd uv hiz oanr 2 b happee.
ur stoopidity iz unmatched o gr8(nawt!) one….
it exsells abov all ovvers!! (or below)
ya, in its own field and way!
HALP! I haz a stoopid.
I’m lookin fer a LOL from the voting page that I ment to “favrit” but didnt, and it nevr gut to da homepage! It wuz a kitteh on two feets, sayin “dis iz mah hooman impreshun . . . da da da BEER” – maks me laff jes tinkin uv it. Anyone noes where I can haz dis LOL? Many tanks!
ahm sorree boognatz, ai tride 2 fin it uzin de tag cloud butz no luk.
((Wi’l behbee kitteh)))c’mere…I can gives you cuddles. I don’t like seein sad kittehs
Ai tol u nawt 2 dew dat, dint ai? Ai tol u nawt wunce, nawt twicte but elebenty hundred tymes! Dew u eber lissen 2 teh kitteh? Noooooooo! Naow luk! De horzez r owt ob de barn, de ski iz fallin & de pesents r reboltin! An itz awl ur fawlt!
WAT?! teh whirlled iz coming ot an end??
*collapses*
Kitteh: Luks awt fur dat long flyte ob steps, whoops
.
Hooomun: *step miss slip crash thump thud, oof, oww, thud thud thud bump crash bang wallop, faint groan*
.
Kitteh: I cants luk; dat gotta hurt. Ai hope dey already puts fud in mai bolw
D´oh would be a good word
Hey don’t talk bout Didy liek dat! He’z not stoopid!
Didy rulz!
Hims hyuoomin’s stoopy rlly bovvers kitteh, adn mbarrassis hims byg tiem;
Kitteh wundurs iyf tehre bees a “Hyuoomin Swapp Shaupp”, ware yuu kans trades iyn yuur oawner iyf hims iys a paurticularlee huuge dumbee;
liek wun ov tohse barteryng plaises ware yuu kans trade-up……
srsly, wer u fynd buyers? dey knoes wai u iz sellin da hoomin!
wordpress eated mah commint
here is purrfect comic for dis picture. ‘splains hyooman’s stupidity.
w w w.xkcd.com/231/
Yuss, som peepuhlz ar stoopy awryte. But nawt mii. Ai am a smarty hooman. WYE? Biikawz ai lurves awl catz. AWL CATZ. AWL TEH TYME.
Oh…
mah i beg fer forgifness?
no?
AM SERRY FER BEIN STOOPID
TT_TT
HAH. NOEL LEEMING. NEW ZELENDER.
The Facepalm. even cats can do it