ooh, this not b cheep

ooh, this not b cheep
ur mechanik iz betteh dan mine.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: ishinomiyou
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ooh, this not b cheep
ur mechanik iz betteh dan mine.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: ishinomiyou
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Dang hurry cenz!
Bwahahaaaaaa!!!!
I cun haz anon… ernun… nuzzer name??
I akshully haz wurdpressy ‘count taht I rarelies uze. Loggud in foar otter reesunz reesentlie, an gomputsher remembreed mee…
shore…u jest want tu tayk deh credit furr nawt sekkond!! mm-hmm.
aiver way…cormgradchewlaces on nawt sekkond!!!
It dhsenyuss plan, eh?
No… Wuz tinking of hoaw teh big, bud sturmiez (hurrycainz) iz makings teh gass prissuss go upz gin…
Iffen teh oyl refinuries get cawt in a tornaydo from teh stormy webber, teh gas will goe WAAAAY up, along wib teh pryces.
yeh, congarats DonA on the tawp spot incongeeto … may ai suggests the 80’s car myoosic and dancin in baggy pants? maybe wif drive throo cheezburgers and shakes?
Yesh!!
We cun haz Palp Fikshun Resstyront moment??
*dancies wiht Yuuma Furmon*
Oh yes, verry good. Ai brotted some myoosic, just down below on teh thred.
Bery guud!!
*dansdansdansdansdansdansdans*
DonA, amidst awl ur profeshunal dansing, is u wurking or wot? Dis is no tyme fur an astronommer 2 play! Or is it? Ai wunders.
Hey upfi, us astronomnomnomers needz to play tuh!! Anywayz, iz weakinnt, I haz a free!!
Hey, u astronomnomnomers, nawt to nom alla stars, k? dey is purrrtee.
Teh starz be so hebby an hot, we canz nom only a bit atta tiem
an tehn we needz lots ob rolayds an tumz
An den we bees…
Danssin wiht teh Starz!!! : lol :
Ai’ll bleeb u – fur a smawl considerashun….
Gibs elebentieh cheezbrgrz to anipuss and dahson az bri… heartfult pressend!
ai gess dat will wurk.
*taykes bri…pressent*
*gibs DA a drinksies of himz choyce*
*does oh sew tinee lil dans*
*tip tap moobe slytely tap tip*
* duz a 3 leggid dans wiv her walkin cayne*
*Duz uh tap numbur bearfut* Iz teh nawt-noisii dis wai.
den iz not “tap” iz “slap”!
U has a walking cane?
Ohhh Hans me down meh walkin’ cane
Hans me down meh hat . . .
Hey y’all perpare yerself fo teh rubberban-haaam . . .
hey, get in my car
like he said …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrkKwjCnIpY
Needs lots uv werk
Gud priyce furr yu!
Ownly driven on Sundai buy littles ol kitteh
Goin to teh CeilingCat playce.
at 20 milez a howr
Ai saw dems paark in handykat spot, not paark so gud akshually.
luks laik a’ll hv tu replaice teh hole enjun!
dis 1 iz made uv plastik!
gud fing iz convurrtabel…himz nawt fit overwaise!!
Wat else wud an Auton dribe?
Lolol! @@@@@!@@ Iz annuddur Hoobian?
*puts ohn a Hartnell jakkit* hmmmm? hmmmm? Wubian? *hides letter from Carole Anne Ford behind teh doughnuts*
Hartnell jacket? az in salinas , Ca? Dint noze enny buddeee arown heer eben noze abowt dat plais.
Soez iz teh dribe trane – n teh peddles – n teh steeer weele – OOOO Iz REELEE gonna coss a lotz!
WIN!
lol plastic engine
Ah, teh priciz ub teh veehicols deez daiz! Mai old plastik VW Beetlol gawt lawtz uv teh mailz 2 teh gallun adn costid mii 10 scents, nawt teh $10!
I feel a lame joke coming on…”Why did agent 007 carve into the lower right corner???” You can pretend to laugh and call me an idiot now.
Misture Hampsture Mekanik Purrson sez tihs wil caust yuu a paw adn a leg, at leest!
(Hims knoes wut hims bees taulking abowt; hims wuz purrsonallee traineded iyn auto theeory by teh esteamed Klik adn Klak, ov whirled reknoawn);
Soe enneeywaiy; yuu hasta goez tuu teh banque tumaurrow, adn taike aowt a lone foar approxymatelee elebentey sevintey sevin dollaures; adn haould yuur breff adn hoep taht wil bees enuff munnees……
meenwile, hammie lukin on teh innertoobs for wut bote himz going to buy
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Fix it,I giv u hamster wheel.
Dun fix it,I giv u kitteh.
Hampers shunt dribe spors carz.
Y nawt? y hampstur no can has splortz car?
iz hard for tehm to pass teh ritten part ob teh driving test. hammies not rite so gud.
dey alsew hassa trubbls n paralol parkin
yeah hammsters can’t spin teh hampster wheel taht fast.
Dats y deyz callz dem dat. Hampers dribe and iz berry kyoot and den goez splortz.
An da hampers wud ravver habs da corms n dere tummy an nawt n dere injun.
Ai kan jes heer teh hamstur-mek goin: “Tsk, tsk, tsk. Pheeoow!” *shakes teh hed an skritches hiz hed, shakes hed agin* “Yep, yep, yep, yep.” *shakes teh hed yet agin*
Fink its yer hamsmisshin.
*snork*
Dat not funneh. Hamsmisshin wurk not cheep! 80
Isn’t this caption from a Far Side comic withe the caveman plumber looking at a hole in the ice?
OT – Ai will be on a 2 week vackashun frum tomorrow and ai will nawt be ablol 2 play ebbery weekday as ai am oosed to. Pity. Ai will miss mai cheezfrenz.
On teh uvva hand, it’s holly dais and ai is going 2 mai belubbed TTI! Ai goes 2 C sum frenz (nawt cheezfrenz, unfortshnitly) in West Yawkshire. Kthxbai.
Yu can haz a funn, upfi!!! No hurry cenz in TTI! Jus rainz and fogz all de tiem…
hab a fun hollidayz in TTI! get all relacksed an refreshd an reddy to com bak an play!
Hippy holley daiz Upfi! the obvious answer is to turn yer TTI frenz into Ceezfrez so we can awl injoy dem!
aye lyke de wai u tink judson, de more cheezfrens de bedder! Hav a grate hollyday Upfi! enjoi de heck owt ob itz!!
Carznot wurkin rite? Don panic!
Taek it to teh Hammiecanik!
Him wurkson forin carz
Him wurkson classiks
Duz reel gud on bodee wurk
Eevin wen tehys plastics.
Its werth teh corms yull payim
He’ll b dun in a snap
Juss don poke yur finger in hims garaj
An waek him frum himz nap!
elebenty burgurs! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
)
(tohse are “burgurs” to replayse teh commint votin burgurs we *sniff* used to hab
FTW:
I charge you many corms.
Dis gonna cost u about 238 Yummy Bites. I like da chewy ones.
Ai seez yr problm rite her. We got ridd uv teh gai passeded owt in yr enjin an replaisd yr mekanik, but we replaisd him wid hamstur!
lol, taht wun wuz a klassik!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/16/funny-pictures-mechanic-is-a-pony/
Yesh, rlly!!!
ifink Hammy iz ezageratin de problemz, he jus wans dat snazzy combertible fer de weak end, toolin down de rowd wif wun paw onn de weel & de odder paw round Barbie & de Born to be Wild onn de raydio!
No be cheep? Der is ikkle chikkies in der? dat be der prublum, teks awt ikkles chikkies frum injyne, replayzes wiv hoarse inna beeg weeil.
Funny! Very cute hamster as well.