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an that goes where???
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DOGPILE!!!! *oof*
ummm, suddenly dis kitteh fellin beter
owait…itz caturday? i’z nawt reely sik!
Iz uh Ferris Bueller kitteh?
ferris bueller kitteh’s big break?
Cud b. Ai dunnoe.
Conga-ratz, sairys! U b da tawp uv da makrumay n leedur uvva buncha GMTA kawmintz! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt? We steel gotz sum “skeptics” miksded up 2 suspishus mynds (n kittehz)…
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Mai pore tie-pin skilz — lemme shoa Y sen,,,
ya, but i tink dat if we haz alot uv GMTA commints dat are in teh nawt sekkund minute we all should get teh sillybrations, besides me gots too go fur a bit see yu latr
CU L8R sairys! U can haz wun 4 da rode?
hmm…whut’s da biggist partee we can fro awn ICHC?
Hmm…mehbeh nawt-sekkund Caturdai uv teh yeer? Ai dunnoe.
wud be liek ICHC noo yeers eev, mebbe. Crack owt da toklitt martoonies nd tink ob a rezalooshun!
Always close da toylit lid
Bench press up to 90
Comb ur hair moar
D…
don’t leeve hoem wifowt it
enter sum sweepstaeks
fryed foods, eet less ob
go to teh gymm
h…
Has a cheezburger
Increase Internet-surfing
Jam sammiches – eet sum
Kill a troll (not really)
L…
Halp out around teh house moar.
Ingest moar cheezburgers.
Jiggle teh tollet handle after every flush.
K…
kill a trol (wif kindness
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lissen to my momma
make my bed
not hit my bruvver
o…
That’s an oral thermometer, yes?
GMTA eberyone!!!! V
speeking of GMTA (or nawt) :
i maed a lol of dis mahself dat went “Day 5: Bumbles realizes he was adopted by a vet…”
wuz much teh win, i thot.
lol
Ai maed wun uv dis wun too. Ai sed:
“Hopez dat is majik wand
Wavez itz wee getz cheezbergerz–K?”
*nursey appeers*
now ur going to be a big boy, rn’t u?
proviydin u eeted ur brocklee.
No, tihs is a pen – sum bum’s gawt mai furmomomometer!
And much less rude than the USA version of the joke…
lmao
Interesting that you should put it THAT way…
*snerk*
Makes sense though. If he’s laughed it off, the nurse can’t use the thermometer…
Aktually – Is “Target Stick”.
For training of kittehs with clickr and noms.
Thermometer goes where?
I suspishus uv ennyfing dat vetz hoald…
Yu mai wish tu refink dat. Suspishus meens yu ownli THYNK it mite be a Bad Fink. A vet meens yu KNOE it iz a Bad Fink.
Yew wantz to put dat WHERE???!!!!
Ai finks u noe wantin 2 noe dat rite nao. Iz nawt teh naic plaic, ai suspikt. Ai noe wantin 2 noe eeder.
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Hai, nightshayde! Hao goez it?
Ai haz a pleh migraine (tho nawt kwite as pleh as sum migraines haz bin) an ai noe wantz to be atwerk ennymoar today. *sigh*
Hao is yew today?
But fanks fer asking, Opheliacat!
Sowwy u haz teh migraine.
Iz sew teh pleh.
Ai iz okay 2dai. Ai went 2 mai cown-sell-oar 4 apointmint. Ai askid iffn ai cud gradu8 wif 2 digreez (wun AA adn wun AGS), adn hii sed ai cud! Ai haz teh foarmz dun, but ai haz 2 turn in foartii bucks wif teh foarms, sew ai waitin til Toosdai. Mehbeh ai gradu8 suun!! Haoeber, ai gawt up teh erlee (4 mii) 2dai, sew ai teh taird, adn ai nawt eet teh brekfist, eeder.
wai i not can has oril fermobometer fer dis???!!!
srsly! it tellz u da saem ting!
u shuld b! Kitteh so kyoot!!
And why does it go there???
Kitteh noe ware dat goes
An he DUZ NAWT WANT
hoomins r not to be trusted.
cept win day has fuds.
Datz nawt awlwaiz troo — I hadded dis liddul Skottish Foald hoo lurvded cheez, n wood nom it frum ur hand, but win da lastist pees wuz gon, sew wuz herz!! Herz nawt ebben stai rownd lawng enuff 2 fank U 4 da cheez…
see, da vet wud be moar trustid iffin u gots a cheezburgr aftr ur vizit. wud be liek teh post-blud-donayshun cookeez, but fer kittehs!
ummm, suddenly im feelin beter
iz meowrkle!
wee needz a splort alert on dis wun.
Tempachur is gonned! All bedder! I reddy to go to skool now.
But kitteh, if u has NO temachur a tall, that means u is teh ded. And that means that u rides teh black skool bus. Do not want!
Ah, but ded kittehs down’t need baffs, remembur?
but ded kittehs get no chhezburgers. no want.
but sumtiems ded kittehs go to ceelin! do want!
but sumtiems ded kittehs go to basemint. no want.
Grate, naow ai iz gettin tokkin ads on ICHC. Ai swarz ai will boikot if dis bekums a regulur ting.
If you’re using FireFox, get the AdBlock and FlashBlock add-ons… you’ll see almost no ads.
(pardon my lack of LOLspeak… I’m not very good at it)
iz okay…u com tu deh cheez side soonurr or laytre.
thankx for that info, Jennifer.
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also, you can complain to the Burgers. I did once before becuz of an ad that made noise when I didnawt clickon it. They answered me, and said that they don’t determine the ads, but would try to make it stop since they didn’t want it to happen either. And the problum did seem to get better.
tahts okay, lolspeek opshunal
Iffen yu see enuff cute kittehs, yu will bekom gud at lolspeek. Der iz noe eskayp, eben foar thowz fuulish enuff to nawt want to lolspeek.
*gigglol*
or juss hit “refresh” an tehy goway
plz tu luk at teh “Upcoming” page, teh 4th piktoor! but b warned *SPLORT ALERT*
*Puts on Troll Mask*
RERUN! THAT PICTURE HAS BEEN USED BEFORE! BOGUS!
*Takes off Troll Mask
Pleh. It smells weird in there.
*Sprays the inside of the mask with Scents of Humor*
May be that will help…
ai hope dat halps yur mask. if nawt…maebee try Scents of Direction.
Ai hab neber scene deh pic befurr nd himz iz berry splortayshus. srsly.
Ai fink himz getting redy furr deh pirate speak dae. BERRY KYOOT!!!
Aaaahhhrr, kittee! Avast, ye skurvee gogz!
Blimey, ai bet dat thar seakitteh culd do some major pillaging! aifinkso!
Yaar! pillagin, an loootin, an catrousin, an elebenty uvver kines uv mis-chiefs! Yo-ho-ho!
Yu is a wee curly; tork lyk a pyrut dai is nawt til nekst Frydegg
response: i akshully tink dis iz teh nawt-sekkind tiem dis has bin
yoozed fer da hoempaeg, but iffin u get lolz frum da upcoming paeg
(do want! is fountain ob neverending lolz!) den yes, udder peeps
has yoosed dis. is nawt sew uncommin fer da upcoming paeg fer a lawt
of peeplzz to awl hav wun ideeuh fer a partikiller picshore. i, myself,
has maed a lol of dis pic capshuned “Day 5: Bumbles realizes he was
adopted by a vet…” nd ai thot wuz much orijinnel! srsly!
but dis wun won…
Jonny Depkitteh wishes he wus dis kyuut!
Awww, dat kitteh sa berry kyoot!
WANT
Fermommador?
DO NOT WANT!
Iz pen. Uzdd tu wryt Qte kapshunz fur lolcatz. Iz okai, Qtii!
Dat partz of me iz exit onlies!!!!
AAAARGGHH! Holdin CHRG wdoi on veree titely. An 50’s stile bathing kap wif octopi onnit. An Hokee helmit. An goggie goggles, an *pant pant pant* We needz a SPLORT WARNIN here! Defcon Kyut!
Himz very kyoot ai mus agree!!
*insert kyueshun*
Ai kno waht dey bavving cap iz nd deh goggie goggles r, butt ai can nawt figurre owt waht CHRG and wdoi means. Ai hab seen it eberyware nd ai feelz silleh asking sew many fings!!
Donut feelz silly. It means Chicken Headed Rubber Glove (with drawings on it) and it means a surgical glove placed over the head so the fingers stick out like a rooster’s comb. We all lernz new stuffs alla time.
U can also check da lolspeak wiki linkee at the top of da page.
FANKS!!! Sew halpfull!!
Az i tellz mai studentz, “ifn u don ask, u wull nivurr lurn!”
iz smrt fing tu sez!! waht du yu teech?!?
i teechez peeps tu speek teh gooood Engleesh, in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia.
naice! Dus it inclood deh lolspeak?!?
waaal, i don use lolspeak, but dey sumtimes do!
in teh classrum i meen!
Hao awld r ur stewdents, Africat? Dat’s kewl 2 be a teechur! Gotta goes byby nao. Werkies ober!
{{{AfriCat and Dahson}}}
Nite Nitey!
Gud nite KCTailkinker! Sleep tite. o, mai students is mosly adultz.
an {{{{KCTailkinker}}}} tu u too!
….cannnn’t reziiizzztt….. splortashuss…..stripey……
arrrrgghhhh!
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This looks shooped.
Kitteh duz nawt wunt tuu stik arownd tuu findez ware fermumater goez;
Inna minnit hims wil bolt frew teh doar adn thems wil haz a hak ova tiem tuu findez hims;
Mebbee bye sumetiem onna weakeynd, hims mite showe up,…….. maybe (shock)
I don need a tess. I passd kinnergartin alredy.
“I can’t take a pill that big.”
“Good news, it’s a suppository!”
- Futurama
*donkee falls too floor laffing*
I suppose it wur teh doc dat sed dat last line?
yah, hoo else sez “Good news!” wen its nawt do gud ackshuly?
I think I’d look like that too.
“No worries buddy, I know how ‘ya feel…”
“Do ya?! DO YA REALLY!?”
u sed ai wud getz a lollipop iffen ai wuz a gud kitteh. dat duz NAWT luk lyke a lollipop 2 meh!
So keeut! Teh scard luk on teh kitteh’s face…
100th comment…
Dat r nawt a nize wai to b wokenz frum mai napz!
it iz middel of nite here