So this cheezburger…
So this cheezburger… How cheezy IS it?
a burger wif cheez? wut a gud idea!
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Skeptical cat is skeptical
YAY Aahz fur the tawp spawt in way-too-mennee-to-cawnt brayd! May we skeptukully offer yew a libashun?
Fanky, Missy!! Haow bowt “skeptics” 4 evvywun!
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watza “skeptic” U askez? Iz dis:
Miks 1 oz. Bloo Curasow, 1 oz. Kaloowuh, n 1 oz. Vodkuh, den tawp awf wif 2 oz. Ginness Stowt
Whoa Aahz, dat knot mayke me “skeptic” dat mayke me “unconscious”.
Iz yur cat?
YUR CAT. AI WANTZ HIM.
ALL UR FLOOFY KITTEHS R BELONG 2 US
And Ceiling Cat said, “Thou shalt not covet they neighbor’s kitteh.”
Dat sowndz az iffn it shud strip paint
… n kleen carburayterz n fyool injekterz …
In dat caes, Ai’ll haz wun plz
::Ladels anti-sceptic skeptic frum barrel intu annipusses’ glass::
Thx. Cheez! Hic!
mebbe i’ll just rinse it in mah mouf ’sted of goin 2 dentizt…
I dont needing any moar foolz injekted…I had nuf uv dem dis summer!!! I b thinking wut I needed wuz a fool REjektor….den wii kudda just turned ‘em away at deh gate.
“Fool Rejektor”
U mayk me laff, cween!! Haow U b dewin?
I b ok. gotta shut down noaw. Seeing u 2 nite if wii haz deh wifiz. schmooz ebbreewun!! {{{Aahz}}}
Hazza sayf jernee, cween!! {{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
gud bye queen cweenmj!!
drib safe and be safe!!
‘Fool Rejector’? is dat ennyting liek caller IQ?
(caller IQ iz teh win – i juzt luk at da fone nd iffin it sez “48″ i lets it ring)
Yah, yoo culd hab warned meh. Teh nawt sekkund batch ai made ate froo teh steel tumbler ai wuz yoozin. I had tu find uh glass barrel tu maik teh sekkund batch in. Dats why it tuk meh sew lawng tu git tu teh musik.
Drano ain’t gawt nuffin awn dis stuff. Ai fink ai’m gettin uh contact high.
“Contact High”? Dint Jon Denvur dew dat wun?
Yep…in Colololorado.
cud ai hab sum ur drnik? mah showur iz draynin sloelee…
Wun ladelful fur ChocolateSamus comin rite up.
Cawshun…keep away frum non-colurfast fabricks.
um…is dat laydl meltiproofs?
conga rats Aahz on ur nawt sekund!!
sillybrashuns??
Fanky! We gunna sillybrayt wif “skeptics” n dans 2 da toonz playd bai owr grate hows DJ-uv-da-dai, nativeca66!!
ob course!!
eberyone to teh dans floor!!
lets par-tee!!
hmm…hoa wud a kitteh dans?…
!
*climbs up yer drapes*
YEEHAW!
Conga ratz awn teh tawp spawt Wunnerful Whizard. Drinks and/oar danses?
Ai nawt feelin’ sew peppy tudai, sew ai’l jes DJ and serve.
Fanky, nc66! Plai sumfin fast n peppy, den mebbe U b gittin 2 feline moar peppeeyur! Trie “Da Rays Iz Awn” bai Sawyer Brown — den we can haz uh partner n dew da Sweetheart Schottisch
Wups – Otay – Ai play dat negst.
Oh hai, nc66!! I saw teh conversasun wif Tiki last nite!! She sew sillee. I lubz Tiki. {{NC66}}
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Dis b deh drive bai comment…..gotta hit deh rode…..Wii continuez eest on I-90 frew Montana 2day. I wud waving at deh Cheezpeepz on mai wae bai, but dere b nun on deh map!!!
Hai oh Yer Majesty!
::waves floofy paw tuward teh North adn uh little East::
Keep safe awn yer trip.
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Tiki says…err…::burp::
hab safes joorney!! Ware is deh destinayshuns?!?
*waves floofy paw tu*
Well OK – Wii startin early tudai (fur meh), but ai LIEK it!
Mixes beeg glass barrel ob Skeptics and pors glasses fur eberywun.
::Pullz owt vynul version ob Right Said Fred::
*Sritch scratch*
♫ Ai’m too seksy fur mai lub too seksy fur mai lub
Lub’s gunna leeb meh ♪
erly is guuuud!
::shakin mah junk::
les get ur drink on!
♫ …And I’m too sexy for this song ♫
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♪ Ai feel teers wellin’ up cold deep inside
liek mai hart’s sprung uh beeg brake
adn uh stab ob loneliness shawp adn painful
dat ai may neber shake … ♪
Hey! – Wut happen tu teh Sawyer Brown post?
Ratzzin Frazzin WP
Lets try dat again ::lolspeek awf::
♫ …And I’m too sexy for this song ♫
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♪ I feel tears wellin’ up cold deep inside
like my heart’s sprung a big break
and a stab of loneliness sharp and painful
that I may never shake ♪
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Coming up negst…Suzpeaches Mindz
♫ …The race is on and it looks like heartaches
and the winner loses all ♫
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♫ We’re cawt in uh twap
Ai can’t walk owt
‘Beecoz ai lub yoo too mush bebbeh ♫
♫ …When honey, you know
I’ve never lied to you
Mmm yeah, yeah ♫
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♫ Noa mai suspishunz
awn teh ride
Ai hab known, I hab
known your kind.
Pwease don’t tawk,
doan make meh fink
order up anudder dwink ::sceptiks awl arownd:::
let meh let imaginashun dribe. ♫
oooooo wots about Suzpeaches Mindz by der king?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q04_ClDxRsk
Ooooh — grate choys!
Den mebbe we cood plai Suspishun bai R.E.M. …
I fink mai turntable iz borked. Ai posted Sawyer Brown twice and wuz gunna pway Suzpeaches Mindz negst, butt WP nommed em.
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Um..culd sumwun please take ober teh music while I tinker wit it?
::Pops up frum under the console::
FIXED IT!
*Hey, whered eberybawdee go?*
**whis-purrs to nativeca66**
Psst — tern rownd — ur faysin da bak uv da rume…
Ai mint tu du dat
Ohai NC! Ai rote u a messidj. Iz at teh bottom ov teh paje.
how do i add to favorites? am signed in
iz it full ob deh flvr?!?
teh winningest flavr ebber.
is nommmy lishush, kitteh
tastee (nommy) + nootrishus
…but if you don’t wannit….i aer a lil hongree…
himz shayre wif u. himz skeptikal, butt himz awl floofy nd sweet luking! aifinkso.
yah. we share: i cut, (cuss i got teh posabul thumz) he chooz. I betcha he cosses teh Big haf
cosses=chooses
O noes.
*hans maryOspockn bandyaide nd sum antibak…ntibekat…creame dat
maks it clehn*
Hav a martoonie tu go wif dat small half of deh cheezburger.
*hans ober martoonie*
ai red it wrong…ai fot you cutted yursef. *insert blushing fayce*
keeps deh bandayde furr nex tyme and n’joy deh martoonie!!1!
Wenebber der aer nibez abowt, it’s a gud eye deer 2 haz bandayde neerbye!
Yeh — jess askez Julia Child …
…
“I’ve cut the dickens out of my thumb”
Danny Ackroid on SNL FTW! One of my fave sketches!
“But save the liver!!” **klunk**
ohai dahson………….. tew make teh blushie fayce yew just use oops instead ob lol
Ai dowt m’durstand. Lyke dis : ) furr smiley…waht tu use furr deh blushy?!?
: oops : wif no spaces, all skwished.
fangs for teh bandayd! iz teh thot dat cowntz
Fanks furr shayring!! any tyme furr deh bandayde.
TESTING DIS OWT:
ai jus ment dat lots ob times teh faces command are between two colons
: grin :
: lol :
an like dat……….sry fur confuzzling
Ohai Mary O
so what iz the latest update on happi cat?
did Uz here frum Romeow?
sea below↓ fanx fr askin.
if we could figger out how to get HappyCat to da airport, Mr 0′Spockn could brings HC bak wif hims. Alturnate plan: lunarmommy may can has HC if Mr lunar hubby can say yes. Wheel sea…
mebbe ai cud drive him? i has permit…nd Happycat is adult…in kiteh yeerz…
WANTAD: need wun ride frum Tooson area to Albert Kirkee Airpoart Sept 20 for Happycat. Interestid parteez plz to leave messaj on my profile (clikky on teh bloo name) or emayo me. marynbobd at aoldotcom. substitoot @ for at, and . for dot.
I guess having HappyCat hitchhike is out of teh question.
Curse that lack of opposable thumbs!
mebbee we need kittehs to dwive…because there just aren’t enuf pleasant dwiverz on teh rode…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/18/nice-bwinker-jurkface/#comments
hay, Mais Wii- if it duzzn’t werk owt wif Happycat – hope it duz, but just in case – I has 2 teenie tinee soopersplortalishus bebbeh oranj kittehs that will need a home in abowt 6 weeks!
Oranj is yer favrite flavr, rite?
i wuld tayk happycat to albykwerky if i wuz avaylable for long rode trip taht weekend. but haz ovver commitments
but teh lunar hubby sed him duzn’t objekt if we gets anovver kitteh, so if duzn’t wurk owt for maryO to hab HappyCat, we can gibs him hoem 
. but i wants maryO to hab a kitteh too 
Yay!! lunarhubby sed yesh!!
*happytail danz*
for the win/win :
if we can haz ride foar happycat, is good but complicamated
if we no can has ride, is good cuz himz go to best lunarmommy evah!
oh, and donut wrury, we can haz denise’s, er da neice’s kitteh foar catsittin in a few daze and dat will be foar aboot a monf. is late braking news.
oh, taht will be fun!! hoep yoo kan haz kitteh ob yor very own sumtiem, tho. if not happycat, tehn anovver deserbin kitteh. haz emayled romeow; hoep she finks i wuld be gud momma for happycat. tehn we see how it wurks owt. if him not goze to albykwerky on 20th, we kan prolly goze to gets him on 21st. wher romeow libs iz between me an wher my mom an dad lib, an we will be visitin tehm taht weekend, so we gets happycat on teh way hoem. if okay wif romeow.
Oh Lunarmommy! How grate thet u mite getz teh Happycat!
Ai’m shore we haz all bin wishin we cud hab anodder kitteh and happycat is teh win! Der ar sew meny deserbing kittehs owt der, but this littl one seams pritty speshul.
An MaryO, it be sew niec ob yu to offer tu taek teh kitteh, or nawt, depending on teh travul arrangemints. ICHC frenz r teh bestest!
I wishes u all teh best.
U CRAYZEE???? I WILL FITE FER DA CHEEZBARGAR! HI YAH!
eeehhh….huuhhhh….eeehhh….huuhhhh….
cheezburger deprivayshun taeks ets toll…
My skepticism… Let me show you it…
GMTA Maus!
Fanks. We covured both sieds of teh eckspreshun pretty well, I finkso…
Yupperz … it werkz bowf waiz
Dumb qwetchun tyme. Waht does GMTA meen? Aye seas it butt knot so hip too figger it owt…
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*sighs at not benin wun ob de cool kids in school*
*remembers iz groan wuman an don care bowt benin “cool” anymoar*
*sitz in frunt ob Cheeze class an asks LOTS ob qwetchuns!*
GMTA = Great minds think alike
Gee, Ms. Tidmum’s Astute!
Got Moar Translations ‘aveya?
I guess Tid ate too many beans…
Yet she still manages to sound moar intelligent than most!
Gosh, might they annex?
Fanky! Aye’z edumicatied nao.
Kweschunz b K, rattyma — datz haow we lurnz. Da oanlee stoopee kweschun iz da wun U doan askez…
Like…
Are these glass shards edible?
BTW, do u knoes those pants make ur butt look big?
Can I nibble on ur pitbull’s ears?
Does this spoiled milk taste funny to u?
E…
Eber tri kizzin a rattleysnaik?
Fli offa de roof? okai!
Growly pitbullz need lub 2 doan dey?
H….
How many roads must a Manx walk down?
Is Barry Manilow aware ur steeling his wardrobe?
Just who did drink Canada Dry?
K…
Knoe uh werd dat rymz wif “Silver”?
Lebenty iz wun less dan haow minnee?
Me? Hazza dreenkin prawblim?
N…
Hey, u luk fat!
Insane, he iz!
Joggerz dun suit u
K…
Know whut would taste gud rite now? Moldy turnips!
Like to go play catch wif this hand grenade?
Moxers or mriefs?
Need help lifting that grand piano?
Often here come u?
Plz can I has extry homeworks?
Q…
“Often here come u?” Sownz liek Yoda!
Desperate list makers make for strange bedfellows.
*klonk*
*falls off cheer frum laffin at dis sillililinesses*
Kittehs lyke 2 shair, rite?
Lemme see ur pointy endz reel cloze up?
Mai aye jus snorgle dat belleh?
N…..
Not vry good at this list stuff, is u LCB?
O hai. Can Larry borrow ur prostate?
Pardon me, does u has any Chartreuse Poupon?
Q…
Quick….how mush tyme is left on deh bomb?!?
R u in deh nekkid colonies?!?
So, u tink u can dans?!?
That’s how hard u can hit?!?
U…
Udder kolors be abbailable?
Vakashun, wen doez yrs start? Srsly?
Where all da chezzburgurs be?
Xactly what be in dis drink?
Yew lookin at me? R Yew lookin at me?
Zambonis? Where?
U sure u wantz 2 wear dat?
Veri few lyons ackshully eat hoomans, rite?
Wats dis hear pin in de grenade fer?
X…..
u very funneh Bluesfan!
Ahhh! Aye unnerstand waht ARE stoopy qwetchuns nao!
mafia cat needz dis infomation, see…
… 2 mayk uh cheezburger U caynt rifyooz …
Mafia Cat? Dat win deskripshun sairys!
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Doan gif me noe kisses mafia cat.
mafia cat needs ur money… adn a cookie!
or else u goe 2 dog pownd in raw steak shooz…
Kitteh has a suspishus.
Ai ownlee liek teh reelee cheezee wuns
IZ dah most cheeziest
Iz sew cheezie dat u gona lub it! <3 @ <3
Cheezy iz az cheezy duz.
… az mai mommacat awlwaiz sed…
Dose luk lyk comfurbull shooz…
any choklit tu go wif deh cheezburger?!? dat wuld b delishus!!
but dey shoor iz uglee
kitteh disapproves of Ur fuglee crocs
But dey iz sew comfee! Ai lubs mai crocs.
fashion critic kitteh sayz
so iz Ur jammiez
but U doesn’t wear them in public do you?
himz on deh odder hand is alwaiz impeccably turned out
wid pinkie paw pads and fashionably fluffy floof
and he doesn’t get bed headz either
No, ai nawt giltee ov dat. Lotsa peeplols heer are, tho.
Mai fashun faux-paws, let mi show u tehm!
I knoz I once had a student in mah Maff class (at 8am)
who wud comez to class wearing I kid you not
blu jammies wid liddel duckies on dem
Ai b-leev it, 2_k.
Unibersitee ov KY iz in Lexington. U shud see sum ov teh owtfits teh kids ware!
**good gracious, I just channeled my mom again!**
ur mama awn da udder sied? whuts et liek der, rhsb’s mama?
No, mai mahm iz libbin, fank CC.
Dun worry, we lubs u awl teh sayme. We awl channel our moms at sum stayge or ovver.
Ooooh, Corey Hart – him bes wun seksie Kananadian boi!!!
tsk! foar shaem! collij studints nawt dressin up?
jammas, ok, but DUKKIEZ?
yesh and himz wud sit rite in deh furst row 2
I hadz a hard tyme teaching
when all Iz wanted to do was giggle
but that wud has been rude and joobenile
Hao can u resist des? Dey not Crocs (sayme idea) but onna kiddie feet dey is sew cyoot! (mie bebbehs bof hab a pair)
*snorgle mie cyoot kiddlet’z feeties* (cuz der KIDS not cuz der feet, FYI!)
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http://www.polliwalks.com/polliwalks_product_frog.html#
wah!! tohse are teh kyooott!!
dont fink my teenaje boiz wuld agree, tho. prolly dont eben MAEK em big enuff for my teenaje boiz’ feetses. not many fings iz taht big.
Lief iz liek uh bawks uh sordid chawlklicks.
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Hey, Forest speeks lol.
Mai fren had a kitteh hoo wuz beeg but nawt smart. Ai called him teh Forrest Gump ov teh cat whirled.
Ai usta chase him froo teh howse, hollerin “Run, Forrest, Run”! Mai fren nawt fink iz sew funnee.
LOL. Dat iz berry funneh!!1!
Did Forrest kitteh can haz gerl kitteh naymded Jenny?
Ai fink iz hill airy-us.
Teh poor boi wuz a bully, 2. Him tryed 2 bully Josie, but hur owt-smartid him.
Him wuz bitin hur onna bak ov teh legs, an hur gibbed him teh ebil eye. Dat nawt stopped him, sew hur rolled ober awn hur bak an went totalee vulnerable, exposin teh floofy belleh.
“Forrest” tuuk teh bate. Josie grabbed his hed wif hur frunt paws an bunneh kicked him wif hur bak wuns! Him strugglold 2 get awai.
Aftur hur let him go, him nevver bothured hur agin.
Ai saw teh hole fing an cheered, “Dats mai littlol brooser kitteh!”
(oh, an hur nawt has N E claws, but him had alla his.)
Josie sounds like one smart cookie
{{{{josie}}}} play nice wif Rascal in teh meadow!
Doan worree, Josie wuz a berry sweet-natured kitteh, but hur knew wen/how 2 stand up 4 hurself.
Ai nawt fink hur gonna b meen 2 enny kittehs inna meadow. Hur mite taek up 4 wun dat wuzznt bein treeted nyse, but dats it. Hur prolly 2 bizee sleepin inna sunspots 2 worree bowt fitin.
Az cheezy az u want, if ai can snorgle dat floof!
an wil dere be……bakon?
oh grate! nao teh goggies iz runnin ober heer yelling “BAKON!!!11!!”
Dat commershul craks mi up!
betturr eats it quik!!1!
no tiem! RUNNNN!!! da goggies hab a monorail goggie nd dey iz catchin up KWIK!!!!!
Modlol kitteh iz showin himz “come hithur” luk.
Inna bakgrown, teh song “Ai’m 2 secksy 4 mai floof” iz playin.
Awn teh catwalk
kitteh shakez hiz lil tush onn de catwalk
guilti pleazure, ai lubed dat song
We sings de Ahm to secksy song to our Daddy-O cat
Ahm too secksy for mah earz
too secksy for my tail
too secksy for my whis-kers
yes mai kitteh sings this song
himz also sings
that himz is too secksee fur crunchee fuds
*snurt*
Debious kitteh be debious.
ah’m to secksy for my cat, too…
wayt, i am teh cat.
♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
ah’m too secksy for my hyoomin
too secksy for my hyoomin
*struts down teh catwalk*
Plz to bow down to mai disdainful floofiness.
kfasternextymbai.
I bow 2 the power of thy floof
Mi 2. Kitteh luks kwite regal. Awl him needz iz a crown.
moar than u can imagine Prime…
Just how cheezy duz u want it? Trippul cheezy, elebenty cheezy?
how bout twelvity-five ov cheezy goodnezz! Kitteh maeks no fuss if not cheezy ’nuff!!
Mah corms. Where u takked dem?
dis cheezburber be cheezier dan a cheezyting in cheeze town on a speshull too fur one cheeze nite
dat seems liek…insint constapayshun…
Poker-fayse kitteh nawt want u 2 know wat hand himz got.
“Ur gowin ‘awl-N’ wif DAT hand? I doan finksew…”
Carefull, skeptik kitteh! In teh Sobiet R00shia, cheezeburg haz y00…
him bluffin, only gotz a pare!!
I thot himz had uh cheezburger…
Dem iz playin fr cheezburger…
O, whale, dat splaynz wat itz dewin n da kitty…
LoL… Kitty!!! I getz it!!
Onlee if himz nawt been fixded.
arrogant kitteh… zi arrogant!!
I luuks lyke teh kitteh hadda travel frew sum unnerbrush to git here in tyme to look down hims noze at de cheezburger. Hims gots sum seeds an stems in himz floof.
kitteh wil uze de twig cawt in hiz floof 2 lif de tawp bun & chek fer ongyuns (pleh!)
b-b-b-but……
ongyuns…..r yum….
Ai’ll trayde u wut’s hidden en mai pawz fer dat cheezburger en ur hans.
Witness MEGANOM
NOMNOMNOM
Skehptikal kitteh iys skehptikal;
hims sez: Showe me; pruuve iyt; kunvynce me; dehmonstrait yuur powures!!!
(O Noes, kitteh; iyf Ai hasta duu alla taht, Ai gunna windez up goeiyng tuu sleap!!
Waiy tuu tireing)
en ai wanna noe… iz teh cheeze orinj??? cuz u it beez dis ting us floofy wonz has
iz cheezy enuff for a burfday celebrayshun!! HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today!!
!! heer iz cheezburgurs for ebreebody, root beer flotes, shiny poynty party hats, an goodie bags wif bownsy ballz taht lite up wen tehy bownse, sparkly pensils, kandee, an puffy kitteh stickers wif googly eyes!! rebember – ebreewun hoo comes to teh party gets a goodie bag, not just teh burfday peeps!! 
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OOoooo I lurves da goodie bagz!
Thankee burfday fairy!
yesh rootbeer floties
Skeptikul cat?
Hims mah Bruvver!
Aize never unnerstood teh optimal cheez to burger rayshio tho…
foodie kitteh only wants hand-krafted free-ranyge cheez.
an grass fed kobe beef
an artisinal french bread
“I sed Kobe beef, not eBay beef!”
I finksew Mr. Bryant wood nawt tayk 2 kyndlee 2 himz bekummin beef…
yoo dont know wher taht ebay beef’s bin! if its yoozed or stoled or wuteber!!
U has to be teh extry careful that ur free-range cheez ranch has lotsa shade. Otherwise, teh free-range cheez melts in teh sun and is hard to harvest wifout a free-range spatular.
Ifn da free-raynj cheez b melty, den U awlsew gitz sum free-raynj grass n free-raynj durt miksded n wif da free-raynj cheez…
Not to menshun teh free-range gravels.
Darn! I menshunned teh free-range gravels!
Iz K — datz wat givz da cheez da “kraklee krunch”
an heirloom tomaters
shuld has appeared aftur mah bread commint
purpple airloom tomaters, if yoo plz. hmmpf.
Hao bowt mai hoam-groan Earlee Gurl tomaterz oar Roma tomaterz? Ai haz a tun uv Erlee Gurl tomaterz awn mai plant, but moast r green adn wun iz turnin. Ai alredee hadz 2 red wunz, but ai eeted dem. Felt weerd, laik ai wuz eetin mai grankittehz oar sumfin. @_@
but teh home-growd wuns are teh bestest! *yum*
oh, an taht rebembers me:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/16/itz-ok-but-midge-haz-homegrown-at-her-place/
Nativeca66 – I jes red ur profyle. Mai Josie wuz dyabetick 2.
Ai will send purrayurs 2 CC awn b 1/2 ov ur kitteh. {{{nativeca66}}}
Fanks rhsb. Himz sinking fast. Gawt complicayshuns. At the V.E.T. tudai.
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::Quickly checks awn Noey in the meadow, jes in tiem tu see her run up and hed-bonk Josie. Everything’s fine here::
I shore b sorree 2 b heerin dat, nc66… {{{{{Marco}}}}}
Fanky aahz. Ai’m goin tu pick him up noa and git teh prawgnozez.
Soe sorree foar yuu adn teh kittehs;
Dint Noey goe oaver teh raiynebowe bridj jes reecintlee????
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remins me of Newman on Seinfeld
freaking hilarious….thanks for making my day!!
yesh how cheezy is this”cheez”burger
“I beliveeeeve, all ‘yo cheez, belongs to me.”
all yor cheez are belong to us
it duble cheez wit extra bacun. o, and i can adds mouse to eet eef u lyke.
NOOOOO YOUZ GOTZ ALL DA CHEEZS>>>OH NOES!!!
Iz probly funnist lol i seez all daiy