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an iz cumin ta tak meiz awai!
momcat
conga rats momcat on ur nawt sekund!!1!
sillybrashuns?
soitnli hahim! I findz uz sum moosic
dis iz wun ub mai faboritiz mooviez!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riytk96ARlM
ve shall slo waltz shallot ve?
momcat
i can has join teh sillybrayshuns plz?
kthx
shur u kan! (grabz kc n waltzez round da room tryin to nawt step on own tail…!
I finkz weiz needz sumfing eligent fur nibblez…. how bout catvair n champain?
momcat
fanks momcat! but i nibble on sunset… eet iz still fastin tiems for me.
i shall save ur offerings for teh fastbrekkin, i haz som mint tea, let me show u eet!
-waltzeez-
yum, yum, I lubz da minty tea…..
fishykitteh maded herselv sum tanit n gotted it awl ober da tabl!
momcat
(n haz a gud fastbreakin!)
ai hoepz teh table iz nawt ebil liek teh shini kitteh
fanks!
wat a gr8 idea!!
slo waltz it iz!
and teh moosic waz awesum!
gladz u likz it hashim!
I haz stori… I playeded violmalin in hi skool….. we had halomaween football game n deh plaieded dis, bunch ub uz viomalists came waltn awn da field playn ar viomalinz n emotin awl ober da plac!
wuz da phun!
momcat
(startn ta seez starz frum da waltzin….. duz slow rotatishun n gracefuly colaspzwz awn da floor n goes ta sleep in a beeg poofy drez!)
oh cool!!
u musta be gud wiff violens! huh?
u’z asleep?
*puts a floofy cozy blanky on momcat*
*snorf, snuff* huhhhh??? oh yea…..violen violenz….wuz beri gud….
(beeg smili inda sleepz…. fank u hashim…… u haz gud dai nao!)
momcat
G’nite!! sleep well!!
*plays a gentle moosic fur sleepiness*
dis be one of my fabrits, too! i lurv dis moosik!
Yay momcat! Top of the braid! Huzzah!!
An waht a nice braid it iz! Yoo, Hashim, an WiljamiDzay! Teh Conga Ratz z(awl drisst up in their purrtee costyooms cSmall desined an maed( ar dansing fur yoo nao.
An ov corse ai hoep yoo will awl be awf to teh TY Boo Teek!
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Teh kittehfayce lollipopz ar awlwaiz there. An ov corse, ebreething else, laik teh kitteh windchimes, teh dancing weathervain kitteh, teh kitteh chess sets, teh eearings – SOOO much! Gibbocat iz luking into noo stok an will sune hav eben MOAR wundermus things!
jee fanks Janet!!
u can cum to teh ty booteek too!!
i just camed wiff maeking teh reservations fur teh bruvver’s burffday iftari (breaking teh fast time in Ramadan…) so…
i’ll be going in half an hour!
till then, teh ty booteek it iz!!
and its here to kill!!1!
it haz teh shini
teh lazr eyes!! u gots tehm too, right?
awhhh u beeted meiz two it! I wuz guna say da eyez wuz da shini!
momcat
aww… sowwy
yus, an teh crazeekatlady be nawt here nao! i finks teh ebil kitteh scaerd hers off
ya, saved us teh fleeing part i tells u taht!!
fleeing to china is nawt pleasing at fasting tiems
yesh, it maeks meh hungry!!
Oh noes :O
Frankenshtean-kitteh maed misteak
frankenstean kitteh fouted it wuz a steak….
momcat
jesh.. it b awlweas a bad idee 2 maek sum1 elses steak. it shud b oen staek dat frankunshtean-kitteh wuz suppoesd tu maek. (an nawt mi steak)
oh wellzez……
jus gib me mai steak, awl eatz it RAWR!
momcat
An Ai WANTZ it!!
u can hab anifing u want….
momcat
(yeah- i haz a mood tanit!)
Ohai, momkat. Fankies!! If it b aliv, ai cn plaa wib it 4 awile, aifinkso.
hmmm… u R alive… right?
las tiem ai luk ai wuz! hee hee
plai da moosic quic Igor!
momcat
Wakl diz waa! *handz momcat da caen.*
an well… dun forgits well!
Wat a skaeree kitteh. DO NOT WANT!
ah! butz da skaree kitteh wantz U annipuss!
momcat
Zombie Kitteh can haz hugz
*ebil laf*
MmmmUUuuuuAAaaaahhhh-HHhhhhAaaaHhhhAaaaaa
Meh plan iz fainally comings tugeber!!1!
keep ur shirt on lil kitteh!
oh wait… u dont hab one! *sigh*
Day Gollum-Kitteh gotz Preshuss
iz tru. aifinkso.
Iz miin. Iz mai birfdae prizen!! I WANT! Nastee wittle hobitesez, dae stol Preshuss frm uz!
Ai may jus splort frum adorabulishus poofy wite Pom on “critteristic” ad ober awn teh rite.
Adn itz brane iz abby normul!
its braynz haz abbs? “:shock:
oh sowwy, i meant
*snerk* Itz brane nawt normal! Iz wun ob mai faborite lions frum Young Frankenstein!
ohhh… ok… but still, do they?
hmmm. Ai doant no. Iz innerestink problum. Iffen day haz abbs, dat wud maek dem nawt normul! Aifinkso.
so taht maeks it abb normal!!
it haz an ambiguous meaning!!
…… but not for long!!
or is it?? *dramatic moosic*
Aye haz stolen fyre frum de hebens & meddled wif tings nao kitteh shud meddle wif! Mmmuuahahahaha! Aye hab played Gawd &…….hay, iz dat a katnppy maus?
Dis may be wun of mai fayvritest LOLs EVARRR!!!!one!
Qte vampyr kittoon. Yur doen it ryte!
Sumewut mehntallee unhingeded, dementid Scyehntist Kitteh haz kreeatid a Frankenkitteh foar Halloweenses; hims sez taht iyt bees a liddel earlee ov coarse; butt hims wuntid tuu bees reddy foar teh Trikkortreeturs tihs yeer;
Frankenkitteh luukes alawt liek SK, strainglee enuff; azza matture ov fakt, SK kan ebben dubbul foar Frankenkitteh, iyf FK brakes daown, wich heppins kwite rehgularrlee;
Soe weez leeves SK naow, az hims clappez hims pawses iyn ebbil glee, joyefullee anteecypayting teh upcumeing Halloweenses seesun!!!!!!!
Ai awlwayz new dere wuz sumfing wrong wit teh Davis bebeh.
Poyntee enz, Hyoomin bebehs shud nawt has dem.
frankenstine
oooo, creepy!