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a kissee kid
happy nawt sekond tew u kittehcruncheeze!
fanks princessmu! ish actually a ty wif rodneydill bobcatcap an stagehandan! i haz milk an cookiez at teh ty booteek… iz u want?
I will go with you kc! Milk and cookies, I WANT! Nawt supposed to have cookeez for breftist but for nawt sekkund funn ‘n sillybrasun I will! Will also do cat stretches and sum sun sallytashuns insted of dances this erly in the moarnin. Let’s go!
oh joyness! we can has dansdansdans in teh tybooteek! nao wut dans shud we dans?
alemand
belleh
conga
disco
e…
Elebenty-step
Fandango
GoGo
Hop…
I
Indian style
Jazz
Krazy sorta
L….
limbo
mazurka
ninelebenty-step
old fashyund
polka
q..
Quick step
Rhumba
Shimmy and deh shake
Table dansies
U…
Uni versal piece dans
Vin taje dans
walz
x-cel entie dansez
Y.M.C.A.
zee elebenty-step agin!! aifinkso
Eben tho Ai’m nawt fortith, kanz Ai jions U?
*Lukz at awl deh dansing in deh Ty-booteek.
Hope uze guise dint bumping in2 deh shelvez adn nokking thinkgz down.
no worryz!!
we do teh dansdans safetly…
Oar perhaps teh Safety Dans. (Ohai Hashim!)
Ohai ohahtahgoosiam!!
yesh, maybe teh safety dansdansdans would suffice…
i saw wat u did there… i mean teh story on teh other fred!
i see it waz a big success!!
Oh hai, Goosee!!!
I want 2 b giving u elebentee burgerz fur ur wunderful idea fur deh Dark and Stormy Night Story(z)!!!!
Adn 2 awl deh peepz hoo roting, elebenty burgerz feru u tuu!! It wuz such a grand sukksess. Ebreewun heer b so smart adn funnee adn talented adn wittee…. It makingz mai hart sing 2 see such wundermus thingz!!
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Ohai evvyboddee!! Dat wuzza grate ideer bowt da stoaree, ohahtahgoosiam! It b steel gowin n gowin, jess liek da Enurjyzur bunnee. I did sum at da beeginnin, but I hadded 2 goe dew sum reel werkz. 4choonitlee, it wuz steel gowin win I gotted hoam n I cood add sum moar. Hashim, U kin add sum 2 da stoaree 2 sintz nun uv da freds can haz mayded it 2 50 yet.
we should hab taht sorta fing agayn!!
well, and taht tiem, it could be on teh sekund lol or third lol wen i’m around pweaze?
Ohai Aahz!!
i could do taht but it wonnt be so fun anymaor cauz i fink i’d be teh only one posting on taht fred, ifinkso….
Ohai again cweenmj!
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Ai share yur consern re teh dansing IN teh Ty Boo Teek. Howsumebber, there iz moar there than peeple ar knowing.
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Izn’t there a place to dans there too???? We went there fur a partee wunz – prollee hud use it moar. An teh Kirk Lounge iz there, too.
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Ao think awl teh merchadize iz prollee saef. Ai wuz a bit werried about the led krystol glasses wif teh kittehs etchingz awn them. Did yoo chek???
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When bof teh purrrrprietor AND teh manajer ar away, apparentlee the kittehs will play!
Ohai Janet!!
be assured!! all teh crystal thingys and do-hickys are safe!!
we am levitating and dansing!!
we iz? oh whee! nao we is dansdansitatin!
conga rats kittehcruncheez on ur nawt sekund!!
i’z jus’ here to play for a while den i’ll be off!!
oo! befoar u be off, i shall givs u moar milk an cookiez for fastbrekking
fanks kittehcruncheez!!
*taeks milk and cookies and puts dem in teh fridge*
ur welkom KC. Fanks fur da cookies and milk
what does “emo” mean?
Ohai Lap41326, it saiz n teh lolspeek wiki:
“emocat – a cat laden with angst; a cat with a swoop hairstyle; a cat who shuts out the world to wallow in EMOtions”
speaklolspeak.com/page/Emocat
OMG that kitteh lookz like meh kitteh! XD
Kid haz a LUV!!
Ornje kitteh showz him not poizyn, NO NO….
Kitteh loves ewe
’sepping issa goat…….
weeell…
in swedish, de hunnymahl “deer”’s kid b kawld KID.
weerd…
No kidding?
Sorreh.
poetic lolcense
*dons nitpicking magnifying glasses and tweezers*
Ackshully. teh grrrl goatzez are ‘nannehs’ oar ‘doze’ (like deerzez adn bunnyehs)… ‘ewes’ iz teh grrrl sheepsez.
*pick pick*
Dis orinj kitteh is gettin treeted wif da kid-loves! Hims verry delicat n sensitib.
Kid-loves! Ai lub it!
Baaaaaad to the bone
ohhhhh kitteh, innerspecies relashunships rarlee wurk owt
*enable Bogart* Here’s lookin’ at you kid.
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just hadda be dun.
Bogie ref, FTW!
I chimez in – “Missin awl teh things we did. We can find it wunz agin, I noes. Just lyke we did in Key Largo . . .”
I thot teh kitteh had a Nanny!
Hey, Daisy,
dat kitteh has a curlee too.
Oh my gudness! I didunt eben notiss teh curls til yoo menshuned it!
Butt heads
snort
and oddly appropo. *glances at clock*, yesterday…..*looks at clock again* yep, yesterday was a goat-roping of the first order, from the get-go. The show itself was fine, just getting to it was a trial of such magnatude that Hercules himself would balk.
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I just KNEW somebody had ordered the goats…..and know I know where they were hiding.
was it goat roping, or more like herding catz? Congaratz on the show, Go get some sleep!
in this case “roping” is a euphamism for a much more coarse, but similarly spelled adjective (I think).
*squinz eyes, purses lips and looks up at ceeling (like finking hard) and tryes to figger out to what shdan is referrrrrring….*
*shakes hed and finks…”mebbeh I doan wanna noe”*
gotta go folks, they’re lockin’ up the building so it’s time to go home. Gotta nuther show saturday, will try to catch-up then.
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later peeps.
gud bye SHD!!
hab a nice day!
we’re having shwarma for dinner? whats that?
oh wait, if u’z gonna hab shwarma fur dinner then…
RUN U GOAT!! HEZ GONNA EET U!
Cabrito!
but wat if teh kid starts to nom me
Ai finks hims adopted.
*whispurrs*
but plz to nawt say it aloud, it may hurt teh kittehs feelings!
hehe, actually it’s teh kitteh dat haz a kid. kid is a babie goat.
kid bruthur frum anuthur muthur
Lidle dans
Macarena wif handsie moshuns
Noodle dans
O…
did wuz supposed tu be up der in deh fred…Ai kept refeshing but nuffings. Pooh.
ya, it happens…
i fink wierd press needs sum hoofing lately!
k, me going naow, teh homework awaits!!
talk to ya later!!
bye
Study well, Hashim.
*handz Hashim thinking cap so himz homewerk gitz dun rite.*
I…HATE… ADD MATHS!!1!
*sigh*
it took me 1 hour to do just the maths homeworks…
i haz taken a brake and will do teh Pak studies homework later…
Math kin b a killer. But iz berry importent. Adn I akshullee fownd it gotted 2 making moare sense wen I gotting into the algebra and trigger nom a tree. den it bekame . . . FUN!!
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hmmm… waz dis??
and huh? wats dis popcorn doing here…. oh wait… i remember!! MAUS!!
u stooled me popcorn yesterday and scampered away!!
NOES!!
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Let’s jump to the next pic Mary
thnx
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Wat kyoot frenz!
Hai frenz – Ai has put sum moar pikshoors awn mai profyle. Wun eben has MI innit!
Iz dat u wif deh borked foot??
No, dat’s mai mahm.
ohh…. i see only 4 kitteh pikshures… hmmm…
Kitteh asks: Hmm, du ai smell feta?
what a sweet picture.
gudnite…am sck…