Comments on: god why?!

By: ninjah tom

ninjah tom — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:28:23 +0000

he didn’t do capital “G” in “God”, Da daaa DAAAAAAAA

By: Victor

Victor — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:43:42 +0000

i tienk he meen ceiling cat not god

By: mnenoxvashe

mnenoxvashe — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:51:30 +0000

yahohohohoho

By: kyle

kyle — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:42:54 +0000

place more cats behind him and give them Ak47s and place them all in a jungle and voila!!You have the Elias scene from Platoon

By: weaas

weaas — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:25:04 +0000

i dids gud eh? mebeh i maek nuther oan!

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:00:33 +0000

Mmmmm corms om teh cobs.

By: judson

judson — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 02:22:18 +0000

Red Fawx fer the win !!!!!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:13:33 +0000

Kitteh akxes wye???
Becuz Ceiling Cat maide goggies, kittehs, adn awl lieving fings
adn saw taht iyt wuz GUUD!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:10:37 +0000

Congradumalashuns, weaas; yuu dids guud!!!!
Veree haurd tuu geyt awn paige wun; menny haz trieded adn ar stil waiytyng…

By: weaas

weaas — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:24:41 +0000

my lol got #1 page \o/

By: PuzzleWizard

PuzzleWizard — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:17:08 +0000

turrmitez iz ok en Afrikan plainz in der houzez dey built, but nawt en our houzez wee built, wat doo u fink?

By: PuzzleWizard

PuzzleWizard — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:01:25 +0000

… or to ryde behind en teh wynter!
* mushing dem huskees *

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:22:18 +0000

ohai momcat, glad fings arent so bad anymore!! teh innerwebs iz graet for gettin taht rezoomay owt to lots ob places, an havin a wurkin fone hleps too!! an yoo haz to taek care ob yorself. gud luk wif innervyoo – if its for junyor hi, mebbee aktin a little nuts wuld hlep cawze jr. hi iz nuts!! (jus kiddin ) hoep gascat gets fings wurked owt wif landlord – shuld be landlord-tenant lawz protektin him if hims pyain himz rent an teh innerwebs cost. an roommates, pleh. my older boy’s roommate last yeer wuz drunk all teh time. dis yeer (him’z renting a playse wif two guys) wun ob teh roommates eets all my boy’z fud an duznt wer pants.
{{{{{momcat}}}}} {{{{{mr.momcat}}}}} {{{{{gascat}}}}} {{{{{fishykitteh}}}}}

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:48:02 +0000

i not lieks spiders. speshully big hairry wuns. but heer we haz teh wuff spiders, big an hairry an brown. sumtimes i find wun living on teh seeling in teh houwse, an tahts okay cawze tehy eats teh nasty fings like blak widders an cokroches an skorpions. so az long az it stays on teh seeling an not gets on me, tehn i’z gud wif it.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:45:39 +0000

iz when yor finger slips off teh “shift” key wen yoo are typing lots ob !!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:43:54 +0000

yoo gib a goggie treets, aproovals, an belli rubz an him duz anyfing yoo wants! tahts why tehy iz gud minyuns

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:42:00 +0000

no, dis an a skrapbuk bored ar teh only wuns i post on, an dis wun more tahn teh ovver.
yor lolspeek iz graet, no roolz to lolspeek (exsept to be nice )

By: warrior rabbit

warrior rabbit — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:29:00 +0000

Platoon kitteh wuz leff beehyn bai ebil sarjent.

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:43:29 +0000

Mai famblee call dese fings “Barb Events” (Das mai reel whirled nayme) bee caws dey b guds az well az bads! Aiz b gettin MM Mobeel bax frum beree bad manz & teh beree nys poe leez awpisers. Beree bad man to spendz lottsa yrs in tehbig hows! Fanks fur hugz!

By: Harry

Harry — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:56:09 +0000

Glad to hear that there is some light in the tunnel! Sorry that 2sday wasn’t so good, but I agree, the massages always help me too when things get overwhelming and my shoulders and ears become attached. Hope that the job search goes better now that the phone is working – that does seem to help, doesn’t it? And room-mates : can’t live with them, can’t kill them, is all I have to say looking back on my college years! Hang in there, and tell your son not to blow any gaskets! Good luck on the job interview!

{{{{momcat, gascat, fishykitteh, spoosecat}}}}

By: bobcatcap

bobcatcap — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:50:12 +0000

Poynt ob imfermashun……

Ken sumwun tell me wot de “1″ in !!11!! means (sea abuv) ? I sea it used alla tyme and tryed to fynd de nummers listid in LOLSpeak dishunerry and not dere. So halp plsthx.

ps: ohai Eulalia! Glad to sea yoo 2dai!

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:57:50 +0000

ai lubs dem spydurs… b-caus… dem ar geddin rid ob da mauskitos… erm ai mean… mooskeets… no… uhmm… da stingy fings dat not bees related to da pointy ens ob da cats.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:54:36 +0000

didz u noe taht der are seeing-eye horses nao? dat liddul ponies… some hoomins hab strange idears… but da documentiashun ai seeded a yeer ago or so wus reely inneresting adn “a bit” funneh ^^

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:52:47 +0000

adn aiz sure dems hugs adn lubs 1anodder jus wen nobunny is lurking… ai jus noes eet! dems jus doing eet fur us so we spend moa tiem wib em… iffn jus 2 keeps em apart… or apeec… or… so…

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:50:13 +0000

glad 2 heers itz geddin beddur. ai hoep da downhill will becomes uphill soon fur u. u reely deserbs it. {{{{{{{momcat}}}}}} ai will crosses mai fingurs fur ur innerwiew

By: booklion

booklion — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:47:07 +0000

{{{{momcat&fambli}}}}
Gud lukk wif yr interview, momcat! If nawt this one, teh next wun will com fru.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:47:03 +0000

2 saiz eet wib da wurds ob da god frum sinfest: because it wasn’t there.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:44:35 +0000

glad taht u and teh hubbeh adn all teh family iz better momcat!!
hope dat CC will rid u ob dis ordeal adn dat bright light shine upon u adn ur family once moar!!
{{{{{momcat and family}}}}}

By: gascat

gascat — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:38:00 +0000

hi de ho- at da bottom ub da fred…..
u guiz iz gret! lif goin frum unbeardable to horribli annoyin…. iz da help um mai cheezfrenz I fink so!
weiz stil unda da tickn tim bomb ub da firen ub da spoose…. dat wud be probli nex fried days…… but spoose putz himz resumay ona website n heiz gotted sum bites awlreadi…… himz a teeny tiny bit moar relaxeded…..
I still haz no joob- but I haz immerview tamara! I iz crosen mai floofy paws! Iz a middl skool position n I seemz ta beez fout uf as LMentery skool… but we will seez…
fishykitteh iz still da happi at herz skool- sayz she likz her teachaz n deh likz her! Deh iz wurkin on da ‘comadations fur a ADHD kitteh…. I haz a happi der….
twosdai nit wuz da almos ober da edge badz fur meiz…. wuz ina ball ona floor cryin n shakin n stuffz- got ta finkin dat i hadz ta pullz maiself tagetha fur da gascat n da fishykitteh- deh needz me! Sos Wedmesday I ‘cide wothell- n I gotted awl mai paws trimmed n polished, gotted fur awl cutted nice, n gotted a massage (neck wuz sos stiff da da massager person cud barli getz it ta moov)- I feelz bedda naow.
Still havin da ‘noances- founded out dat nobudi bein cawlin meiz fur joobs acause ma phone no wurk!- gotted it fixeded!
gascat habben trubliz- himz landlord haz lockeded eberbudi owt ub da house immernet (eben doe himz payin fur it) n awl ub himz room matez hab stoleded awl ub himz cookin utensillz…himz wuz hongri cause himz no cud cook! Weiz getten himz neu stuffz n himz gonna keepz it in himz room dis tyme!
sos- eben ifnz fingz nawt reli lukin upz at da moment… at les deh seemz to hab sloweded dawon der dawon hill slide!
-eben ifnz u don sez me, I still hear, sumtimz I jus to oberloaded ta rit!
I lubz u awl {{{{{{ cheezpeepz}}}}}} deh makz da wurld a bedda place!
momcat

By: Marlene

Marlene — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:17:52 +0000

Big goggie mean big zanwich.

By: gascat

gascat — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:10:09 +0000

n beli rubz!
mai goggie wud do anifing fur a beli rub!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:08:20 +0000

(luks at newli doned toezez…) oh… sos dat whuts dis color cawled… lol,cat labender… I likz it! (wigglez toes sos deh sparkl)

momcat

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:42:26 +0000

teh variety, we haz it!!

By: princessmu

princessmu — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:36:57 +0000

cool colors!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:34:49 +0000

nitee nite Phat Cat!!
talk to u another tiem!!

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:33:16 +0000

Nitee nite. *waves floofy paw*

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:30:08 +0000

*nod nod nod*

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:29:16 +0000

ooooowkay. *deep breff*

Aw gosh it’s red
Bloody Sundae
Caramel Corm
Devistatingly Delicious Donkey
Elebendy Burgurz Bronze
Fronch Toast
Goggie Gold
Happitail Honey
ICHC Indigo
Jellik’l Jade
Kitteh Kute Kranberry
Lolcat Labbender
Monorail Mauve
Nawty Barn Nude
Orange onez Poyzin
Pew Pew Pew Pink
Qween MJ Qwince
Rly Rly Red
Splortacious Sammon
Tribble Kitteh Tope
Udder Color dan red
Vet Tek Vielet
WANT Watrmeylon
X Marx da Spice
YNG Yelloh
Zamboni Zoom

TAAA DAAAAH!

By: Dubai Vol

Dubai Vol — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:38:03 +0000

lunarmommy do yu also post on a homesteader bored? Sry mai lolspeek iz teh turrbl

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:29:15 +0000

its fur u to annoy!!

By: Wayne

Wayne — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:55:59 +0000

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:16:42 +0000

‘lisbeth, itz de big wun. Ahm cummin 2 join u!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:36:33 +0000

oh mai!! taht iz run ob bad luck indeed {{{{{manfredmom}}}}} hope fings get bedder!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:35:07 +0000

hi kafleen!! hope yor feelin bettr!! {{{kafleen}}}

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:34:11 +0000

fank yoo phat cat!!

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:57:15 +0000

Kittehs iz dramaderry kweenz an stuffs ahfinkso.

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:41:03 +0000

Ohai cween. Iz long storee but ai gettid a nawt sekkund and nativeca66 gibbed me a bottil of tokillya to sellybrate. Akshilly, ‘gibbed me’ not kwite riet. ‘Woz forsed to gib me” is more closerer to teh trooth, aifinkso. Ai may haf had a bit too mutch. Spesulee wehn Teh Secksyest Girl in Teh Wirld showed up – she is liek my ebil drunk twin. My good drunken twin is Oirish (ai haz seryis, wehn ai gets teh gigglol drunk ai getz teh oirish aksent).

Anyhoooo, wun fink leaded to anubber and ai waeked up in feeld in Hideeho, nekkid.

Mai ritch fantasee lief, let me shows yew it.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:35:53 +0000

go hed.

name dem now.

a-z

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:35:16 +0000

OOOooooo. “devastatingly delishus donkee”
Iz dat a soft pearlee gray wif just a hint uv a pinkee blush?
I finkso.

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:32:44 +0000

O meye. Dere be a lot of da dramaticus kittehs laytelee. Dey be hit wid da maginary bulletz. Dey be doin da shakespeer. Dey be cryin out 2 da hebens. We gotz a whole dramaderry departmint of kittehs!