god why?!
god why?!
sew u can haz a place 2 snooz.
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why must i suffer so??
aaaaah!! aaaaaaaaah!! aaaaaaaah!! aaaaaaaaah!! aaaaaaaaaah!! *running arownd in circles waving floofy paws in teh air* aaaaaaaaahh!! aaaaaaaah!
Concatshoelaces. Duz U need a traynkwilizer? (I iz know gud at partyin.)
o fank yoo *pantpantpant* iz my very nawt-sekund nawt-sekund, finked i’d nebber get wun!!
Wai to go lunarmommy!!!!!!11!!!!!
Doing teh happee dans fur yoo!!!
*skip n hop n jump arouwd*
*twirl n spin n spin n twirl*
*happee happee happee!!!!!!
happito c u oin da party 4.5!
*passes over noms an drinks *
dis iz fun party, princess mu
*haz non-alkyholik choklit martoonie in wun hand, tastee “free” coktayl in wun hand, cheezancrakers in wun hand, cuppiecaek in wun hand…*
Ohai Princess Mu! Ur “free” coktayl bes delishus n nootrishus! Fankyoo!
But… but… cuppiecaek, lunarmommy? We has cuppiecaeks? Do want! (Adn hoep dere chonklitt!)
yah, housecat down teh thred haz tehm. *nomnomnom*
Yaaaaayyyy! I has a happy 4 ewe! *dans, dans, twirl, chase tail, getz dizzee, falls down wif da happeee*
fank yoo phat cat!!
lunarmommy do yu also post on a homesteader bored? Sry mai lolspeek iz teh turrbl
no, dis an a skrapbuk bored ar teh only wuns i post on, an dis wun more tahn teh ovver.
)
yor lolspeek iz graet, no roolz to lolspeek (exsept to be nice
Congratshoelaces! Ai duz teh Mexican Polka fer yu!
Ole!
*dansdansdans*
ohai, Ly!
*dansdansdans*
cold, rainee niet?
Yah, cowld an Skottish.
*dansdansdans*
ooh, taht very gud ploka-dansing!!
Fanks! Mai naybors in Nu Jurzee useta has awl-nite Mexican polka partees.
Ole!
*dansdansdans*
It wuz NAWT a good fing. I did nawt noes tehre wuz sutsh a fing as Mexican Polka til Ai heerd wun ob tehre partees.
Tehy had disco lites, too.
Ole!
*dansdansdans*
Tehy had teh blak shurtz an wiet soots?
*dansdansdans*
Hav a Mexican hat fer teh Polka!
yeh, taht wuld keep me awake all night, ifinkso
concatshulashuns, lunarmommy on nawt sekkund.
*dansdansdans*
ai haz sum sordid chokklits fer you an sum chokklit martoonies
heh. sorid choklits. der shuld b no otter kynd.
mmm, nummy nummy nummy
sum fer yoo, princessmu? der’s plenny tu shayre.
fanks sew mutch deer lindykat! heer i brot a nice craker an cheese trai tew share. alsew sum nyce ” free” koktails. dey r maeded frum splash ov oj, toutch olv sparkil water, an drizzeled over da glass is a nice pomagranite redeuktion. garnish wiff slice ov oranj.
delyshus, princessmu! fank yoo berry muchses.
*sip*
de pomagranite addz a certun jeh neh say kqa tu teh koktail. Yum.
sew frilled yew liked it!
ooh, dis iz all verry nummy too *nomnomnom*
yay! sew nyce tew has a chance to talk tew u awl.
ooh, fank yoo, on ichc kan haz teh not-alkyholik martoonies!
sorry i disapeerded, an not answerd befor. hadda taek my boy to karate an go to teh groshree store an buy yogurt an rollz an kitteh treets an sody pop. an i gotted a liddle eksited tehre cawz iz my very nawt-sekund nawt-sekund!!
ebben moar reeson to sillybrayte!
rok awn lunar mommy! has a “free” koktail, i finks yew will liek it
passes arounf tray ov cheese an krakers
iz delishus, fank you!!
We like cheez an crackers, too! I likes teh colby cheezer wif teh rye crackers teh bestest.
i likes swiss on triscuits. an bree on waterkrakers.
oh, yah…..
*gyrates wiff foodie lust*
hi kafleen!! hope yor feelin bettr!! {{{kafleen}}}
Lunarmommy!
I has a happy furr ur nawt secund!!!
*duz a bowntsee littul dans ub joy*
{{{{lunarmommy}}}}
*Sees donkee doing a dans uv joi wif bowntsez*
Oh Hai Kafleen, u must b feline much bedder today! I sew glad, I joyning u.
*twurly, bowntsee dansing, spinning and bowntsing, bowntsing adn twurling.
feline gilty, that is!!
I lubs u, cweenmj.
Haz deh fairier ben bai latelee 2 giving u a nudder peddee cur?
{{Kafleen}}
ohai cweenmj! hi kafleen!
Be making sure to ask for the “devastatingly delishus donkee” shade for your manee/peddi. I alwayz wantid to nayme all de lipstick and nail polish shaydes.
OOOooooo. “devastatingly delishus donkee”
Iz dat a soft pearlee gray wif just a hint uv a pinkee blush?
I finkso.
*nod nod nod*
go hed.
name dem now.
a-z
ooooowkay. *deep breff*
Aw gosh it’s red
Bloody Sundae
Caramel Corm
Devistatingly Delicious Donkey
Elebendy Burgurz Bronze
Fronch Toast
Goggie Gold
Happitail Honey
ICHC Indigo
Jellik’l Jade
Kitteh Kute Kranberry
Lolcat Labbender
Monorail Mauve
Nawty Barn Nude
Orange onez Poyzin
Pew Pew Pew Pink
Qween MJ Qwince
Rly Rly Red
Splortacious Sammon
Tribble Kitteh Tope
Udder Color dan red
Vet Tek Vielet
WANT Watrmeylon
X Marx da Spice
YNG Yelloh
Zamboni Zoom
TAAA DAAAAH!
cool colors!
teh variety, we haz it!!
(luks at newli doned toezez…) oh… sos dat whuts dis color cawled… lol,cat labender… I likz it! (wigglez toes sos deh sparkl)
momcat
loldogs iz peepols too!
Notz on di site – goes to hab a hot dog!
OMG!!!! ohai manfred mom!!! i has nawt seen u n a lawng tyme!! how is yew?
Ai’m doings OK. Ai finks in necks fu days Ai mite rite ob mai advenchurs on cheezfrenz. Deepenz on hao AI feelz. Ai iz recubbering frum teh borked diskss operayshuns n iz habbing sum mussel problems du too oberworking mussels dats not b cuts on. Tu adds to thiz teh ManfredMom Mobeel waz tookin bai a beree bad man. Mai lyf haz nots bin dull! Sew nys to noes Ai bin missed!!! Fanks u!!
oh mai!!
taht iz run ob bad luck indeed {{{{{manfredmom}}}}} hope fings get bedder!
Mai famblee call dese fings “Barb Events” (Das mai reel whirled nayme) bee caws dey b guds az well az bads! Aiz b gettin MM Mobeel bax frum beree bad manz & teh beree nys poe leez awpisers. Beree bad man to spendz lottsa yrs in tehbig hows! Fanks fur hugz!
We iz goggie lubbers heer tew, we jus dun liek tu admitz it, ifinkso.
4 teh kittehs two ryde on.
… or to ryde behind en teh wynter!
* mushing dem huskees *
Awl wurld dominayshun plots needz minyuns.
an goggies maek gud minyuns cawz all tehy want iz yor approoval!! an treets!!
n beli rubz!
mai goggie wud do anifing fur a beli rub!
momcat
yoo gib a goggie treets, aproovals, an belli rubz an him duz anyfing yoo wants! tahts why tehy iz gud minyuns
becuz He could!!!!
It’s a creation frum the basementcat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ceiling Cat invented teh doggehs to give kittehs exersize—teh mentle kind and teh fizzikel kind!!1!
O Hai weaas! Kungratulashuns on ur nawt-sekund!
I haz a cup-caek to gib to you to sellubrate dis nomentus okasian!
*gibs cup-caek to u*
We allz no dat ceiling cat inbentud goggeh’s so dat kittehs cud rule oba dem!
Itz teh onlee reezon why!!
mmm, nummynummynummy cuppie-cake *nomnomnom*
ahaha… ahahahahahaha
Erics iz berry rite! Goggies iz fer makin da kittehs betters an betters ’cause whut dunt kilz dem iz makes dem is strongers.
An goggies can be cuddlers on da owsides ub da howse. Kittehs iz blong insides. Den deys can habs corms.
corms r nutrishus
n taystee!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/31/nom-nom-nom-x-3/
Mmmmm corms om teh cobs.
OTAY Kitteh, yew jest hold dat pose fer a minnum whilst I zoom in fer a kwick snorgle on dat floofy snorgely belly!
srsly
No Judson!! Kitteh haz 5 poyintee ends n is beree fas!! U getz bludee! CCC standing bai wif teh bandaids n choklits in cays u donts chaynj ur mind!
AAARRRRGHHH!!! Kitteh pleeze to unhhok muh scalp an I will lets go ob yer tail! I just wanted a snorgle. I guesses dat a snorgle snorkle is nawt enuff, a helmut wif fase shield to perteckt from bunny kicks is a berry gud idea too.
Fanx fer de warnin ManfredMom but I wuz impet~you~us and dint listen. Experients may be the teacher but I guess dat my experients gives a more lastin lesson den hearin about yers.
da snorgel belleh is hard tew resist. yew must use ur snorkel snorkel fur protektion
ment tew say snorgel snorkel
Is true. Dat is a bery luffly kitteh tummeh. But teh pointy ends r bery
pointy. Hard deshizion. Yeah. Go fer teh snorkle! Tat kitteh belly iz wurth it!
Sumfing ai hav alwez askt maiself an nevur faownd an ansur tu. Thoze, along wiv kokrochez, flyz, fliiz, an germz.
an skorpions. (i lib wher tehres skorpions. fownd a drownded wun in teh lawndry wun day. eeek! pleh)
Fer wun ting, dems Korean peeps lykes dem fer dinner. On de udder han, we doan wanna talk about wut thems Chineze resteruntz sumtimes calls pork.
Iz roof rabbitz. Dont fink abowt it nd it taistz dlishus.
ah, ah sees u r a werld traveler my lady! please join mi on my next safari
Ohai milady. Yew will be releefed to noes ai is mutch bettur aftur azprins and waddur. Ai finded orl mai cloathes, ai is not haeving teh shurniss about wot mai shirt was doink in cleavelind and my shoesies in albirkerky.
Wib god as mai witniss, ai nebber drinker teh tokillya agin!!!
Ohai cween. Iz long storee but ai gettid a nawt sekkund and nativeca66 gibbed me a bottil of tokillya to sellybrate. Akshilly, ‘gibbed me’ not kwite riet. ‘Woz forsed to gib me” is more closerer to teh trooth, aifinkso. Ai may haf had a bit too mutch. Spesulee wehn Teh Secksyest Girl in Teh Wirld showed up – she is liek my ebil drunk twin. My good drunken twin is Oirish (ai haz seryis, wehn ai gets teh gigglol drunk ai getz teh oirish aksent).
Anyhoooo, wun fink leaded to anubber and ai waeked up in feeld in Hideeho, nekkid.
Mai ritch fantasee lief, let me shows yew it.
teh zame reezon she invented men iz guezz… lol
Gud, but shud say “celing cat why?!” insted of “god why?!”
gud call. gots to keep owr theolology strait
wot duz it say aboot me dat dis be my faborite lol, evah? well, at least for teh next elebentee minuets.
*gigloloing like teh gringa loca that i yam*
onoes, a wurld w/o dogs!!!!!111!!!!!1!! I <3 dogs, dont wanna wurld witout doggies :’(
i liek teh goggies too. tehy is awsum, eben if tehy iz a bit smelly. but my pursunality iz more sooted to libing wif cats. so i lib wif my kitteh an enjoy ovver peeplez goggies. sum peeps fink that sinse i dont hav goggies taht meens i don’t want teihr goggies jumpin on me an snifflin at me an likkin my hand, but taht’s okay, i dont mind. just dont like big goggies wif lowd woofs taht chayse me.
oh, bytheway, sumtime if yoo goze to cweenmj’s blog or lolcatburglar’s profile, yoo kan get instructions on how to turn yor naem bloo to make linkie to your porfile, tehn is eezyer for peeplz to aks yoo to be tehr frend!!
just clikkie on their bloo names wen yoo see a commint frum tehm.
an yoo kan also haz abatar!! iz just makin a wordpress accownt.
heer’s a linkee to cweenmj’s helper payge, Eulalia459678
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/#comment-140
*smoke swurlz in2 deh ruum*
*Cweenmj appeers in midst uv smoke.*
U rang?
*cue spookee mewzik*
reeding deh helperz adn awl will b reveeled.
*poof*
Poynt ob imfermashun……
Ken sumwun tell me wot de “1″ in !!11!! means (sea abuv) ? I sea it used alla tyme and tryed to fynd de nummers listid in LOLSpeak dishunerry and not dere. So halp plsthx.
ps: ohai Eulalia! Glad to sea yoo 2dai!
iz when yor finger slips off teh “shift” key wen yoo are typing lots ob !!!
But . . . we like puppers, too?
Yesh an teh penny gigs an teh ratz, hammie munchkins, mowsies an ebben teh turtlols. Mebbe ai drawz teh lien at teh snakez…
Good, cause we likes all teh animos.
Likes teh . . .
Aardvarks an . . .
Babies bears an . . .
Cheaters an . . .
Dinkos an . . .
Ellyfunts an . . .
Faipled Yunicorms an . . .
Guhrahffs an . . .
Hyracksies an . . .
Isecreamz bears an . . .
Jaggalopz an . . .
Kengruruhs an . . .
Llaammmaaaaas an . . .
Munkiehs an . . .
Noseybottld Dauffins an . . .
Ottrz!!!!! an . . .
Plelicuns an . . .
Lurvz teh Otterz, me!!!
LURVZ TEHM!!!!!!
Querls
ribber rats
snakes an spiders (if u insist..Don)
Turrmitez an . . .
Mebbe not reelly…
turrmitez iz ok en Afrikan plainz in der houzez dey built, but nawt en our houzez wee built, wat doo u fink?
Tiggerz! an . . .
Unicorms that-we-already-had an . . .
Vingd Bugz an . . .
Woofs an . . .
X-marks-teh-spotted Leppaurds an . . .
Ynosserusses an . . .
Zebralyshins!
Nau can I haz zuu??
Meez goin to beddy now, snorgling in teh comfy CCC blankyiet…
niteynite, donalexander
Qantas airline Bearz
Roos, kanga
SteppenWolves
T…
: lol :
Quantas Airline Bearz FTW!!!!
thnx *gibz DonA elebenty frequent flyer cheezbrgrs *
Dingbats
Flyin skwerls
Gerbuls
Oops…I dunno mi alphamabet nor how to refresh be4 posting…appaerntlee
dingbats-snerk
is dere o fish al name Edithus bunkerus?
*snurtus*
Yesh. We do. ♥
an spydurz
We no like teh spydrz???
Not even ginormous minyonz of basement cat like Ungolianth-who-eats-the-Light???
Nau I haz a sad. ;(
wait, wutt?
I r confused.
U meeen, we shud like teh minyun ub basement cat dat eats teh lite?
OR we shud not?
:/
Ai no lieks eny uf tehm spiderz. But ai dun kill dem eethur. I call in teh spider relocashun servus wit a cup anna peece o papur to find em a gnu hoam. Unless teh kittehs find dem furs…un nawt sekkond. Tehn ders no hoep fur tehm. Feerless hunterz thet ai lib wit.
Yah, I heer u, hartful 3 Cattails.
I duss not like too kill libbing beeings eever.
I tries to scoop dem and deepossit owtside.
ai lubs dem spydurs… b-caus… dem ar geddin rid ob da mauskitos… erm ai mean… mooskeets… no… uhmm… da stingy fings dat not bees related to da pointy ens ob da cats.
i not lieks spiders. speshully big hairry wuns. but heer we haz teh wuff spiders, big an hairry an brown. sumtimes i find wun living on teh seeling in teh houwse, an tahts okay cawze tehy eats teh nasty fings like blak widders an cokroches an skorpions. so az long az it stays on teh seeling an not gets on me, tehn i’z gud wif it.
Now wut good wud it doing 2 draw a lien at teh snakez? I wud shaking a stik at dem, mebbee.
Err…cud shaek salt onner tailz? Nooo…thet can’t bee rite…
But Goggies are so halpful!
1. Seeing-eye dogs
2. Bomb-sniffing dogs
3. Search-and-rescue dogs
4. Police K-9s
Goggiez rool
Yase, yase. We hoomans lub dem goggies. We KNOW dey are wonderful. An
weez can larff at kittehs an goggies furr dere fussings.
didz u noe taht der are seeing-eye horses nao? dat liddul ponies… some hoomins hab strange idears… but da documentiashun ai seeded a yeer ago or so wus reely inneresting adn “a bit” funneh ^^
HILARIOUS!!
Now, now.
*pats all teh goggie lubburs*
We all know dat goggies are close to Ceiling Cat. Dey are speshul.
Butts we can laff caws kittehs and goggies fites.
Dussunt meens we dussunt lubs owr goggies, tho!
adn aiz sure dems hugs adn lubs 1anodder jus wen nobunny is lurking… ai jus noes eet! dems jus doing eet fur us so we spend moa tiem wib em… iffn jus 2 keeps em apart… or apeec… or… so…
O meye. Dere be a lot of da dramaticus kittehs laytelee. Dey be hit wid da maginary bulletz. Dey be doin da shakespeer. Dey be cryin out 2 da hebens. We gotz a whole dramaderry departmint of kittehs!
Kittehs iz dramaderry kweenz an stuffs ahfinkso.
‘lisbeth, itz de big wun. Ahm cummin 2 join u!
Red Fawx fer the win !!!!!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
its fur u to annoy!!
Nitee nite. *waves floofy paw*
nitee nite Phat Cat!!
talk to u another tiem!!
Big goggie mean big zanwich.
hi de ho- at da bottom ub da fred…..
u guiz iz gret! lif goin frum unbeardable to horribli annoyin…. iz da help um mai cheezfrenz I fink so!
weiz stil unda da tickn tim bomb ub da firen ub da spoose…. dat wud be probli nex fried days…… but spoose putz himz resumay ona website n heiz gotted sum bites awlreadi…… himz a teeny tiny bit moar relaxeded…..
I still haz no joob- but I haz immerview tamara! I iz crosen mai floofy paws! Iz a middl skool position n I seemz ta beez fout uf as LMentery skool… but we will seez…
fishykitteh iz still da happi at herz skool- sayz she likz her teachaz n deh likz her! Deh iz wurkin on da ‘comadations fur a ADHD kitteh…. I haz a happi der….
twosdai nit wuz da almos ober da edge badz fur meiz…. wuz ina ball ona floor cryin n shakin n stuffz- got ta finkin dat i hadz ta pullz maiself tagetha fur da gascat n da fishykitteh- deh needz me! Sos Wedmesday I ‘cide wothell- n I gotted awl mai paws trimmed n polished, gotted fur awl cutted nice, n gotted a massage (neck wuz sos stiff da da massager person cud barli getz it ta moov)- I feelz bedda naow.
Still havin da ‘noances- founded out dat nobudi bein cawlin meiz fur joobs acause ma phone no wurk!- gotted it fixeded!
gascat habben trubliz- himz landlord haz lockeded eberbudi owt ub da house immernet (eben doe himz payin fur it) n awl ub himz room matez hab stoleded awl ub himz cookin utensillz…himz wuz hongri cause himz no cud cook! Weiz getten himz neu stuffz n himz gonna keepz it in himz room dis tyme!
sos- eben ifnz fingz nawt reli lukin upz at da moment… at les deh seemz to hab sloweded dawon der dawon hill slide!
-eben ifnz u don sez me, I still hear, sumtimz I jus to oberloaded ta rit!
I lubz u awl {{{{{{ cheezpeepz}}}}}} deh makz da wurld a bedda place!
momcat
glad taht u and teh hubbeh adn all teh family iz better momcat!!
hope dat CC will rid u ob dis ordeal adn dat bright light shine upon u adn ur family once moar!!
{{{{{momcat and family}}}}}
{{{{momcat&fambli}}}}
Gud lukk wif yr interview, momcat! If nawt this one, teh next wun will com fru.
glad 2 heers itz geddin beddur. ai hoep da downhill will becomes uphill soon fur u. u reely deserbs it. {{{{{{{momcat}}}}}} ai will crosses mai fingurs fur ur innerwiew
Glad to hear that there is some light in the tunnel! Sorry that 2sday wasn’t so good, but I agree, the massages always help me too when things get overwhelming and my shoulders and ears become attached. Hope that the job search goes better now that the phone is working – that does seem to help, doesn’t it? And room-mates : can’t live with them, can’t kill them, is all I have to say looking back on my college years! Hang in there, and tell your son not to blow any gaskets! Good luck on the job interview!
{{{{momcat, gascat, fishykitteh, spoosecat}}}}
ohai momcat, glad fings arent so bad anymore!! teh innerwebs iz graet for gettin taht rezoomay owt to lots ob places, an havin a wurkin fone hleps too!! an yoo haz to taek care ob yorself. gud luk wif innervyoo – if its for junyor hi, mebbee aktin a little nuts wuld hlep cawze jr. hi iz nuts!! (jus kiddin
) hoep gascat gets fings wurked owt wif landlord – shuld be landlord-tenant lawz protektin him if hims pyain himz rent an teh innerwebs cost. an roommates, pleh. my older boy’s roommate last yeer wuz drunk all teh time. dis yeer (him’z renting a playse wif two guys) wun ob teh roommates eets all my boy’z fud an duznt wer pants. 
{{{{{momcat}}}}} {{{{{mr.momcat}}}}} {{{{{gascat}}}}} {{{{{fishykitteh}}}}}
2 saiz eet wib da wurds ob da god frum sinfest: because it wasn’t there.
Platoon kitteh wuz leff beehyn bai ebil sarjent.
my lol got #1 page \o/
Congradumalashuns, weaas; yuu dids guud!!!!
Veree haurd tuu geyt awn paige wun; menny haz trieded adn ar stil waiytyng…
Kitteh akxes wye???
Becuz Ceiling Cat maide goggies, kittehs, adn awl lieving fings
adn saw taht iyt wuz GUUD!
i dids gud eh? mebeh i maek nuther oan!
place more cats behind him and give them Ak47s and place them all in a jungle and voila!!You have the Elias scene from Platoon
yahohohohoho
i tienk he meen ceiling cat not god
he didn’t do capital “G” in “God”, Da daaa DAAAAAAAA