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I ment to dew that.
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Conga rats, Missy a solo nawt sekund! Drinkses an danses?
Ytanku, Annipuss & OL….about to habe Mexikkun tamale pye IRL, so how ’bout margareetus and Mexikkun hat dans round kitteh’s candles?
da-da, da-da, da-da, dadadadada, dada, Ole11!
Congats ulayy shuns Missy. Watcha lyk for drinkie and danse?
Dat shuld be engraved awn ebery kittehs headstone.
Ohai nativeca66
Thx for teh tokillya yesturday. Ai do haev a cuppil of kwestyuns tho:
- wai does mai head hirt sooo mutch?
- woo put teh kitteh littur in mai mouf?
- wai am ai now in a fyeld in Hi da Hoe?
- wherz mai cloaths?
lol!
1. Dehydrashun
2. See number 1.
3. ::whistles innosentlee:: ♪
4. :WHISTLES INNOSENTLEE:: ♫
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I dunno, ai fink teh seksiest gurl in teh wurld took dem.
Ohnoes, not TSGITW agin. Ai am sik of herz orlways turnink up wehn ai am drinkering.
Wun ubber kwestyun – how does ai gitz hoem from here? (Wherebber ‘here’ iz, of corse)
Nawt sekkund – Hide dah hoe – She’ll jest slow yoo down.
Nawt nawt sekkund – Click yor heels tugether and repeet aftur meh…
“There’s no pwace liek hoam”
“There’s no pwace liek hoam”
…
Aill trai taht wehn ai not haz mutch scareed bout lettink go of teh Urf.
Iffin ai stay sittink iz not so phar to phall!!
Ohai, {{{{[Kim}}}}} yu hab tu be berry kerful wif deze Calfuneez boiz. Ai noze dis fur 60 yeerz.
Wut?
Ai’z innosent, ai swear!
::tuks unmentionabuls further intu pocket::
Ohai milday. Ai wud kertsee to yew but mai hed hurtzes if it dropz too far down. Ai saloot yew insted.
At leest ai not haz to be kerful Ob teh Califunnez boyz. Ai be kerful and gentil, ai promis.
*lookz up into skai, wissils inasintly*
kurtsee nawt neded wen ai em awn da pu troll heer , just in kort nd cween iz owt ub pokut naow so no kort. du nawt lour yur hed until it feles beddur. taik sum asprinz oar parrotseed pilz wut Tidmum haz nd drink sum waddur. Forchnutlee iz stil sumur in Hideeho so yu wont freze yur liddul bunz whilst lukking fur yur cloze. Sweet mother of mars libz in Hideeho so maibe she kin help yu un urf dem.
Othx milady. Iz kwite niec in teh sun hea in Hideeho. Ai may haev left mai hart in San Francisko, but ai tihnk mai undahwea mite be in Shikcargoe.
When ai goes drinkering, ai duz it big tiem!!
Iz devvun rex shurly? Ment to luk like datz, an pritty as picha
Yes, Ai fink u aer rite – devvun recksis offen has wiskus dat lukk liek dey haz bean cutted.
Ai wikied dis cauz ai dint belieb it but tiz TRU!1!
oh, so him NOT getted pleh in himz wiskers an needed a trim!
Excellent nawt secund, Missy!!!
dey gibs u hartbern
And make shure fyremans is always neerby.
Kareful, wherebbr firemanz iz, LCB shur to showz up!!
Iz varee gud wae to git a LCB luurd into trap, juz uz teh fyrminz.
Ohai, {{{{{Elfi}}}}} ai just lebed yu mesij.
doan getz too cloz tu firez
poor kitteh, eben hims eyebrowz ar gon
Iz fur membering.
If yew wants yer wiskers trimmed fast, tho…
Yes, iz expidishus.
o, an nebbr givz sizzorz to teh kid when she in her hairdrezzr phaez. it ar bad idee foar kat.
GMTA
mai son did dat bery ting to owr cat. ai am supprized she let himz do it.
poor kitty. Mai kitteez git a littl irritaetid when dey shedz a whiskr an’ u pix it up an showz it to dem. Dey laik…. *snifsnif* WHY U TAEK MAI WHIZKR??
da firs tyme ai finded one it took me a min it to figgur out wat it waz!
I wuz amazed at how sharp dey iz wen day fawl owt natchuralee. Ai fink ai drew blud duh naswt sekkund tiem I tested it awn mai finger.
um… am ai teh onlee wun whut hazza collekshun uv discarded whiskers inna prescription bottle?
oh, ai thot so.
ai am waiting foar Morgan 2 shed hiz WUN WITE WISKER foar teh third tyme or so… ai swearz ai will fynd it this tyme!
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onna compleetly differunt note: whut to ware 2 teh next cheezmeet!!
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2063/2365968258_a7ab3ebcfe.jpg?v=0
oh, taht’s lublee! very stylish . mebbee i culd maek wun myself
Ohai, tess , se b lo . Ai du nawt hab dem in purskripshun boddul Wen ai fines wun ai tikkul a ketteh noze wif it.
ohai, laydee M! ai haz bin known 2 tikkle noseys wif ‘em too — but tehn ai sayves ‘em.
Um, ai haz wsker collekshun. Mai boyfren iz artiste, promiss to maik picshures of kittehs dat have da reel wskers on dem, an stuffs laik dat. He not does yet, tho, eben tho gots plenny wskers cause we gots tree kittehs.
Oh noes, mai camoflage rooned, ai talkded!
Hai, pk, did yoo c da fred abawt da artshow? u getz da
bf to enter ?
Hai.
ai tryd 2 getz bf to enter, he sayd not enuf time fur him to do rly gud arts an send it alla way to SF frum Canada fur sure by dedline. probly wud have if more time, tho.
Ai haz dem sabed tu maik a bokay.
i piks tehm up an fiddls wif tehm wen i am bored, tehn frows tehm away.
AWLRIGHT! Ai wanna noe, RIGHT NOW!
Hoo gab teh kid scissors?
ai am lykin dat hat!
Fanks old lurker. Iz mai baycayshun boonie. Ai tried tu find uh shapoh dat wuz az niec az yors, butt ai culdn’t find wun ai culd fotochop.
dat iz becuz it iz a Tilley hat frum Canananda
OK – Ai already bin awn Googlol enuf todai, and eben tho mai famblee frun Canadia, ai neber heard ob uh Tilley hat. Iz dat sumhow uh reference to Waltzin Latilda? Plxz tu esplain, kthx.
Sorree for da de-la but ai hadded to go out to mai car to fine mai hat. Ai buyded it in Banff (no need for lolspeek for dat name). Look up www dot tilley dot com. Ai lubs mai hat. It ar skwishabl, wadder reepllant, flotes, an on an on.
Berry kewl.
Ai want tu order wun, but…which wun…hmmm…sew manee tu choose frum…ai’d liek jes us classic topper…
I lubs mai Tilley Hat, muh spoose has one and we gabe each of muh inlaws Tilley hats fer Crifmuff and noaw dey lubs dem too!! Much Win!!
Dey makes bofe summer and winter hats and I hab one ob each and bofe are wunnerfulls! Dey cost sum but are werf every penny!
Oh, iz wair ai ken se it? Ai red in sroty uvvur dai nd wuz going tu aks Ann abowt wutz a Tilley hat
Duz it cumz in grene? ai mite hab tu hab wun.
Tilley Hats:
http://www.penroseoutdoors.co.uk/acatalog/Tilley_Hats.html
Fankz. dey lukz gud but ar munnyish. Dey duz cumz in olib grene wich wud be gud ina wintur. Nd maibe iz gud wif grne glubz ai haz. Maibe ai ken has fur crismus.
Dems Tilly hats is nawt fer fashion, dey is fer keeping the sun an rain off de summer an the snow an wind off in de winter. Dey wud only be fashunable amung peeps too hip to worry about fashion. Very gud for Hiking, gardening, canoeing, sailing, generally bein outdoors when it’s sunny. De winter hats are good fer being outside when it’s cold or snowy, I always wears mine when XC skiing or snowshowing or shoveling de walk.
U kno, u poztid “GMTA” an’ ov korss I immeedyitlee tranzlaetid it to
Gust mai thotz axaklee.
Insted of Grape mynz ting alyk.
owell.
Yeth, GMTA, and so do ours.
Bin dere, dun dat.
Pichsur dis if yoo will…
A kitteh wit uh free inch diameter hed
trying tu fit into uh 2 inch diameter gopher hole.
*bonk bonk bonk*
Welcum tu teh feline fright zone.
Doo dee doo doo.
it was a dark n stormy nite when all der lites wented out ans sumwon stole der kat’s whiskers
dis der tribewt to goosie’s WIN D&S thread aithinkso
LOL! leest yoo writed compleet sotry!!
*sigh* i hope eulalia coms bak an playz wif us. her maded herz furst commint eber on “overstimulation” thred, in middle ob names, an wanted to play, but som ob us tolded her we wulds play later, aftur teh names is listed.
wurried i maded her feel bad an her finks we not wants her heer. 
No worries lunarmommy. I broughted her here wit us. Shez jes a widdle shy.
*gawt teh inbizil glasses awn ai finks*
Mehbee liek the little boy in Big Daddy, az soon az she feelz cumfortable, ai fink she taik dem awf, waves a floofy paw, and den wii see her.
*If nawt, den wii noe she here N-E-way*
ai hopes sew 2. ai did nawt want hur 2 fink wee wuz ignorin her very nawt-sekkund commint, tho!
mebbe wee cud awl send her fren rekwests!!
(ohai, cweenmj…)
uhoh! profyle says Eulalia459678 is a MAN!
mebbe taht is why he nawt bak yet… sorry bout taht!
Datz uh berry gud idea tessm. Mos non-hayness. Ai sent wun when I broughted :ahem: her tu teh quick fred.
shehe mus be updating himz profile, coz it didn say dat when I bisited it.Mehbee dis will flush him owt.
yoo haz skillz, nc66!!
oh, him haz a profile!! i just assoomed iz a she cawz usually eulalia miet sownd liek a gurl’s name.
i kno wut yoo meend, didn’t want to ignore
)
nawt-sekond commint but didnt feel liek playing riet tehn. had a solem. but if haz profile, we kan rekwest as frend, tehn make shur him feelz welkom!
(i haz bin on messij bords wher did not feel welkom, felted put down or ignord, not want for ovver peeples to feel taht. eben heer, taked me a long time to warm up cawz i haz a bad shy
Yu r a niec kitteh, Lunarmommy! Wi wudn’t be da kittehs wi r wifowt making mistaykes. Ifn Eulalia reeds ur commints, he will knoes dat u were nawt ignord hims. Ai has a bad shy too. Take care and see u toomorro! Ai finks it awl werks awt.
fanx, kctailkinker
hey, how yoo luks at sumwun’s profile wen their name’s not bloo? (haz wundered dis before, perfek time to aks)
ohai, LM! tihs iz how ai duz it. mebbe other wayz 2.
*lolspeek off*
copy the ICHC name of the person you want to find, esp. if it is kinda long or prone to typos – like Eulalia459678.
go to your own profile. the address bar of your browser will say
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-tessm/
except with your own name where mine is.
and that’s the secret – paste the other person’s ICHC name in the address bar where yours is like so:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Eulalia459678/
(and press enter.)
ai try agin…… wen yew are on yer profyle ….. it sez atta top
mine .icanhascheezburger.com/ pictures-by-jamamakitty/ friends
just delete jamamakitty and put in udder peeps name….. hope dis makes sense
oooh, clebber!
i tried it an it wurks so i sended frend rekwest!
Oh LM.. u left enuf message for hur ifinkso there’s no ways she can’t feel welkom now, if she came bak to reed them!
{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}}
iz hiz burfday in 2 dayz sew mebbe he will reeturn foar teh burfday faree!
dats so sad.
mebbee him gotted gum (not hiz gum, a kidlet’s gum) or pleh in himz wiskers an had to hab a trim.
See teh top uv teh fred – kitteh iz a devvun recks an teh wiskus gro liek dat – nawt cutted, juss nacherul.
heers nudder goofy lukkin devvon rex or whatebber
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Devonrex_cat.jpg
o mai, aye luv kittehs but dat wun kinda creepie lukin. aye amma sure kitteh iz beyewtiful on de inside wear it countz tho.
yes, i seed taht.
sumtimes wen tehre iz pikshur ob kitteh gettin a baf tehre iz consurn taht bafs iz not gud for kittehs, but we all kno taht kittehs kan get into pleh an be all nasty, tehn drastik mezhurs has to be taken. so taht’s wut i finked ob if kitteh had to get wiskers trimmed! but is sposed to be liek taht.
Lunarmommy, ai iz gardian ov mai mama’s kitteh behbeh. He neber ben seper..sapa…aways from hiz mama befoar so he rubbeded awl hiz wiskurs off jus liek kitteh n pikshur. Ai gibbed him wots of luv n huggs n mor luv so ai finks he stopped.
oh, pore bebbeh kitteh *snorgles*
Dat iz da stranj. ai clik awn Ruby Peters nd getz jason scooter.nd wuz finking abowt joak ai just gawt abowt Geo. Wahsingtom losing Cpl. Peterz crosing the Delwair. Dey nedes plais tu rest nd get warm. finez haos wut turnz owt tu be “il repoot” Lady aksz hoaw menny men. He sez “32 men wifowt Peterz” She sez !!!!!
OHOh!
Ai furgowt iz mai jawb tu se tu daikorum arownd heer 
bad ladymonde! bad! yoo goze strayt to teh nawty barn an dont com owt till… tilll… till yor reddy!!
Fankz,{{{{{ lm}}}}} ai “neded” dat!
ahahahahaha! ah lubs dat joke, Ladymonde!
ahahahahaha! ah lubs dat joke, Ladymonde!
oops! double post
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
STOP SAYING THAT!
offer mi money, offer mi power…
OT Soreee. *whispurrs* Princess Mu – ai just left a commint awn yur blog. If yoo cud luk pleeze????
hi Janet. I saw ur komint and responded
yes, yes, ennyfing you wants!
ah wunt mi favver bak u sun ov a fluff!
Kitteh asks before nomming: “What’s a fire and why does it – what’s the word? Burn?”
little mermade ftw!!
olde sayin:
“Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted”
sew tru catalogical
how am u deer?
an sometimes wen u did get git wat u thot u wanted!
Kitteh found itself too close to the candel – FAIL.
Dis iz sew phuni. Eye iz kat luvr an fownd ewe frum Jef da Jient Oranj Kat. Dis kitteh jus uzd wun uf hiz nin lievz too ekscap. Da eyedeeyah of kitteh up in smok mak me kri.
hai woobie!!
glad yoo haz fownd cheezland!!
Yase.
Howdee!
Poor kitteh. Hims nommed a cannel and burnded hims flickers.
live an lurn – shure it won’t happen agin!
Gud nite eberwun! Ben**yawwwwwn** gud dai. **stretches**yawns again** C u tooomorro! Gotta goes home befoar ai…**yawwwnn** nite nitey!
nitey nite!!
Caretroll sez: Cats NEED their whiskers and kids need to be supervised and told never to cut a cat’s whiskers. And candles don’t belong in a cat’s environment, period. Hope this cat is all right; do not know the background of course, but I love all cats.
i saw further up thread dat dis is a devon rex trait. ima gonna go look at da pic. brb
taht wuz pretty gud.
I like the way you did that, jmuhj.
After he trimminged deh kittehz whiskerz I tolding mai (then) 5yr old boi, “Don’t cutting deh kittehz whiskerz.” So negtz time I saw deh cat, him had trimmed her I-browz.
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Y duz wii lubz boiz?
Mai sweet lil nephews (around 10 and 13 years old at de tiem) had neber ha kittehs due to allergeez. So wen Ai got my leetle Mango kitteh (7 weeks old), dey wer fassna…facin…cudn’t keep der hanz off of her. She ended up wif no whiskers at all after dat visit. Dey neber admitud it, but kitteh whiskers don jus disappear!
yup, gotta lubs tehm boiz (mine are 12 an 19)
mai kitteh, da Brain is big n gray n floofy. ai had da krissmiss pawty an hadid da piney kown candles owt. himz jumped ober one n set his tayle ON FYRE !
mai fwend n ai boff saw it n lukd at each uvver n screemd ! wi ran around da corner to sabe himz frum da certain deff. himz wuz sittin onna da lapada pwitty ladee, awl comfy, an lukked at uz liek “oh hai. what yoo want heer ?”
silly kitteh
poor puddy
mai bf’s brudder’s kitteh doz dat wit hiz utter kitteh, he chews dem off an she letz im dois it
wye sum kittehs gotta doo dat? ebun strainger, wye sum kittehs letz em? onlee teh kitteh brayn noz fur shur …
Poor baby!
wut iz yu tahking abowtz? litted kandlz iz gur8 4 nomz…nt so gud for teh wihskurz doh
One of mi kittehs iz a devon rex too, and iz also playged wif wiska-baldness. Makes it funnies wen she tries to go into smallish areahs.
Sumtimes I fink she iz haf-dog from teh way she beehayvs… Not veree kitteh-like!
ahhh sooo kyoot!!
i wants to snorglez u!!
Look at those beautiful intelligent eyes. There are stories behind those eyes.
We had an intelligent cat (rocket scientist caliber) who, about once a year, would do something really stupid. One Christmas, she climbed onto a high shelf to get a good look at a candle (we thought it was well out of her reach). We caught her (we thought) just in time, all yelled “NO NO” to shoo her away, she gave us a glare of utter contempt and disdain (“You idiotic, naked monkeys!”) and proceeded to sniff the candle. Lost all the whiskers on the right side of her face. Fortunately was otherwise uninjured. Someday I’ll share the sweater story.
Ai fink “Daisy teh Curly Cat”, hooz hyuoomin iys wun ov teh CheezFrends, iys a Devon Rex; her iys a goargeeuus kitteh; nebber noetissed her wisskurrs, tho;