YEAH. THAT WAS MY REACTION
YEAH. THAT WAS MY REACTION WHEN I WOKE UP AT THE VET.
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noes! i shall be in sleepehmode then
me too!!
iz okay! kittehcruncheez an hashim!! yoo kan reeds teh rezults wen yoo wakes up, an sinse tehse fings offen tend to overflow teh bowndaries, mebbee eben add yor own liddle bits later on (haz feeling tehre may be spinoffs
)
Lurk Moar.
O noes! I onlee wurks abowt 2 dais a month, an 2dai is wun ob does dais!
Well, at leest I will haz sumting 2 luk 4ward 2 wen I getz home!
2 dais a munff!?!
which company do u wurk foar??
i want to join!!
oh wait… im not lod enuff
Ohai, Hashim! Well, I iz retired akshully frum a job I had 4 30 yeers!
Nao I werks fur a fren wif a paper artz, rubber stamp stor an teech klassez sumtiems. Sew u c, nawt sekkund u haz to wurk, den plai!
B happi youse nawt old enuf!
Ohai teasel2!!1!
yesh!! iz happee iz nawt old yet!!
gud jobz u hab, simple and fun too!!
how iz teasel? gib him a scritch and a snorgle from meh and Simba!!
teasel iz gud an sez fanks fur the S an S!
Seh haz a sad, tho-an mii 2, cuz Cotton, ar wite kitteh, iz missin.
I putz maany notices up wif her pikshur sew hope sumwun finez her–oar seh jus comes home.
oh noes! Kum hoem Cotton!!!!!
Ai will keeping ebreefing crossed fur yoo, teasel2.
{{{{{{{{teasel2&teasel}}}}}}}}}
Fanks fur teh gud thots an hugz, 4.5. Teh cheezfrens wil halp mii nawt b sew wurried, aifinkso.
Sending out homing beems fur Cotton…cum home soon!
oh noes!!
hope she will cum bak!!
sending her warm adn guiding thoughts so taht she would cum bak!!
dun worry so much! SImba was also missing for a week or two and eventually came bak!!
me 2… sending owt thots:
Cotton kitteh, u must go home… rite now!
Plz to obey, kthxgushifudizwating!
{{{{{{{teasel2}}}}}}
Fanks fur yr halp in sendin owt teh homin beamz 2 Cotton!
I did fink ob Simba, Hashim, an hope Cotton is az brave az Simba.
How iz Simba feelin des dais?
he iz getting better and chubby cauz he stays inside mostly!!
himz haz a double chin naow!
Yeah Simba!
I haz 2 get readi fur wurkz, nao. An fanks 2 ebberywuns gud thots, Iz nawt sew sad an worried!
Fanks, Cheezpeeps! U r teh bestest!
ur welcum!!
teh thoughts willl continue till Cotton cumz back!!
oh noze!! {{{teasel2}}} taht is bad feeling, wen kitteh not coms home. somtimes tehy like to jus go owt for an adbenchur an explore, tehn wen tehy iz don tehy sniffs tehms way home agin. nawty kittehs, to skare us liek taht. hope she shows up soon!
Mii tu! Akshulii, US tu! Kittoonz shud staii insyde whar tehy kan bii faownd at awl tymes (wel, AWLMOAS awl tymes!
)
ohai, teasel2, i knowz a liddle bowt wut yoo duz, i lieks to do teh skrapbuks. iz fun to maek the byootiful fings owt ob paper!
I am sposed 2 b werkin on a klass sampul rite nao fur a mini skrapbuk inna bokz klass I wil b teechin! It iz fun! An it halps take mai mynd awf teh adbenshurin kitteh! Ai hopz tahtz wot seh’s doin!
Fanks fur teh hugz!
salaam hashim! u can has another nawt sekkund! iz it sunset tiem thar alredee?
20 minutes to sunset…
fanks!!
ohjoyness! tis already teh sunset here.
teehee
in minuts u can has teh milk an cookies AN another offering of milk an cookies! one for fastbrekking an tehother for brekkfast!
.
-starts hula dansdans-
yay! fanks kittehcruncheez!!
almost tiem noaw…
it is tiem! issit?
yesh!! finally!!
i iz just cuming bak frum teh dinner table!! *buuurp!*
scuse meh!!
ish ok! was teh offerings delishoos?
yesh!!
teh cookies adn milk were full ob teh flavr and awesumness!!
Its hard, but troo
polo geez inna vance: Ummm NO IT is NOT
yeshyesh I noe
butter I had jest red abowt male IT professionals maskQraiding as Unix programmers – sry
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ps: didya sea on the cheezfrenz map the marker
balloony for 2012 Olimpix Party location???
Ai purrposlee put mai marker in teh rong plaes….
Ai haz fownd it. Dunno hoo libs der. Ai haz nebber bean 2 dat plaes! Dat iz `bowt 5 myles frum ware Ai lib.
Google kitteh is googly-eyed…
He just came from Mommy and Daddy’s room…
sum fings cant b undun. trawmotized furr lyfe!!
♪ ♥ ♫ Kitteh Google, wif the Goo Goo Googeley Eyez
Kitteh Google, Gotta face three tymes his size … ♪ ♥ ♫
big eyed kitteh!
he also can has teh fuzzee
he hazd a static rubs!
oh noes. now I is a it?
Maybe now you are one of the X-Men…
the bloo one, u mean?
Or if you’re a male IT professional, now you’re a Unix programmer…
we iz not talking bowt me anymore, is we?
It’s not always about you, Leeza…
tehn… who waz we talkin’ bout anyway??
Anuvver hard, but tru, lief lessin.
I wuz just trying to confirm dat I wasn’t a Unix programmer…. I guess it CUD happen, if I was adbukkitted and branewarshed….
but reely, it iz all abowt me.
world-world-world-world
world- leeza-b -world
world-world-world-world
all cheezpeeps, feel free to yoos teh above and substitoot ur name as needed.
I eben habe a t-shirt teht sez “It is all about me” jus in case der iz any doubt!
oh ya, i noes about taht shirt, ifinkso i had it too…
*psst!* r teh lasrz charged??
i fink teh goggies r approaching!!
oo! i can haz shini eyes plz?
kthx
ob course!!
*gibz kittehcruncheez a pair of kitteh sparkly eyes*
beware, dey haz lasers!
joyness! fanks hashim! i shall be careful wif dis… i dun want eet to shoot into teh ceiling. ceilingcat be displeased when ceiling gits attackd
-shoots laser-
whoops… sorree mrs.crazycatlaydeh
hmmm…. i only have two words… RUN AWAY!!1!
o hai mrs.crazycatlaydeh… i was jus goin to…
BRB!
well, i’ll nawt BRB akshullee!!
*run run runnity run!*
obvious fleeing is obvious
nao.. FLEE!
-flieeppetee flee-
k… *breathe*
i fink we are in China naow, itz fine!
huh?
whos dat cuming?
O.O
RUN!!1!
All I can tink of is…why dey neuter toy?
U doan’t want toyz 2 breed do u?
oh noez that wud be the Horror vershun of Toi Storee
espeshully wah dat luks lyke dat!! SRSLY!!!
i can see it naow!! “When toys attack!!1!”
we should be ready!!
I wundur ifn Woody n Bo Peep r awayre uv dat fakt…
Off Tropic Kwery: annybody going frum Romeo’s areeyah to Albert Kwirky on Sept20 wif willingness to transpoart HappyCat to airports?
what is the nooz on Happy Cat and Romeow
I hasn’t seen Romeow in a while
me too!!
wonder Happy cat and Romeow are doing well…
Happy Cat is leavin onna jetplayne? I rememer Cheezepeeps offerdd to halp wif sum munnees to bye tikkit. Lett us noe. Cheezepeeps standen bye to halp Happy Cat!
well, mebee. I haf theeeoriz’d a plann (a la Loosy Rikardo) , adn Mr 0Spousen has been purr sueded to bring HappyCat ower palatial digs IF we can figger out how to get HC frum Romeow to AlbertKwirky aeroport frum wince the afourmenshuned Mr 0Spousen will be retruning frum a busy ness twip adn IF it duzn’t coast an armand aleg. Clear az mudd? I finkso kittehs needs to be ackumpaneed by hyumanz?
that should read: bring HappyCat to our palatial digs.
So naw how do I impressus teh ladees?
Yer charm.
Mah wut?
u mean dis charm??
*takes out a precious stone wiff inscripshuns*
dis iz meh charm!!
you can asks doggeh to fetch balls 4 u
but itz not teh same
Dat is one fugly stuffid kitteh
when U haz the real fing why does U needz the fake, asks the kitteh
r u kiddings meh?!? Dat luks nuffin lyke meh. Git it owt ma fayce. Srsly.
all ur face r belong to us!!
dnt haf faec =[
LOL!!! Dis maks meh laf!! u sew cleber!!
tee hee… fanks!!
PMSL! Lolcats rule, and ceiling cat rules Lolcats, badly. Is Basementcat Folowah
Dis reminds me to call V-E-T for apoyntmint for Caspian kitteh to get the snip-snip!
I alreddy haz an appoyntmint fur mah Dexter – is fur wun week frum today.
oh.. hope ur kittehs are fine at teh V-E-T!!
taek care!!
I jus hopez dey doan kumz bak wif teh Goo Goo Googeley Eyez!
yesh!! taht could be a prob!!
but i noes teh wont!! wiff such gud owners!!
i dun fink its posslible…
Dexter will be fine, ifinkso!
He’z a tuff boi!
I gotz appoyntmint Toosday- poor Caspian!
O noes! Neber mind, Caspian, y00 will bee mush happy cat widowt chasing teh laydies….
nd deh laydies b nycer b cuz dey kno u rn’t afturr jest wahn fing!!
We calls it ‘Gettin yer pockets picked’
Finally, an illustration to the old expression, “his eyes are bigger than his stomach”. Not so pleasant to look at actually.
kitteh can haz caffeine overload
Yups- sumdayz ai feels liek dis- sumdayz aiz afrayd mai hair luks liek dis tew- pretty skarey!
not meh akshully.here we drink tea nawt coffee but i also dont drink tea.i haz tried coffee and lieked it.
Yay! Mah furst frunt paeg lulz! I haz a happeh!
∑:-3 <–Happeh Kat… Sort ov…
itz a grate lol Mitaka, con-cat-ulayshuns!!!!
poor stoofed kitteh- electroshock therapy-DO NAWT WANT!!!
Stuffdt kitteh bees duuiyng hims ‘Garfield’ iympresshun;
Reel kitteh nawt tuu iympressid, akshually; sez hims cuud duu a lawt beddure jawb ovvit hisseylfe, becuz hims kan hisssssss, spfffffftttt, yooooooowlll IRL;
i wantz thet stuffd kitteh, wher can i getz it?
I has thet touy
I no understand…
i understood this b4 my dad did!!! (lol!)