to err iz hooman
to blame it on da dawg showz management potential.
yep. i do dat. i must b a gud manager.
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dubble congrats goosey, on top of teh macramay, but alsew for the fabulouse Dark and Stormy fun! Dat was the WIN!
I duz a short 2-step in ur honor:
*step*
*step*
Please has a drink on me at teh NB canteen!
*weeeeek weeek weeek*
NB canteen??? *sniff sniff* we has new nommery in cheezland? tehy has cheezburgers der?
Teh ty booteek has ebbreyfing fur teh kitteh and hims hooman. Cheezburgerz aplenty!!
nao ai has a confoozed… is NB Canteen at Ty Booteek so we can has cheezburgers affer shawping??? my stoopiness – let me show you it!
U iz nawt teh stoopy, iz meh. Butt, ai fink teh roolz r teh saem fur teh NB adn teh ty booteek. Ebbreyfing iz pawssible inna cheezland!
Well shur awl teh roolz r teh saem. Dats simple.
Rule 1. Play nice
Rule 2. See rule 1.
Iz no uvvur roolz. iz ebreefing yu cud ebbur wantz in taebo teak nd can goze tu nb if yur nawty oar yu wantz tu be. iz surbing enny drinkz nd nomz evur waiz. nd can goze enny tiem yu liekz.
And if yoo ar feline sad, an missing yur overthebrij furree frenz, yoo can go to teh Princess Mu Magikal Meadow. Looking out on teh Meadow iz awlso teh byootiful Outdoor Cafe, where yoo can hav menee refreshing beverajes, an nice desserts and sammaches AND PARFAITS!! (Thosz ar spechul fur Kafleen teh Dawn Key, but ebreewun can hav them)
<– stops by Ty Booteek adn buys shynee new troll repeller for goos adn GP tu hide unner wile udder chzfrends r sleepeh… hunkers dawn in NB canteen wiv extra chokklity hawt chokklit adn marshdamallows tu stadn gard til morneng
Ohai leeza-b! Ai’s sew happytayle taht ewe had fun. Ai didnt expeckt taht menny peeps tew plai. Wii musta had elebbenty stories going awn at teh saem teim. Duzzn’t matter, it’s awl teh funnee.
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fanks fur teh 2-step adn teh drinksies. Ai’s tyred after awl teh sillyness onna D&S.
And ohahtahgoosiam! Ai think taht SHOORLEE succeeded an exceeded awl ov yur (and mien)wildest expectayshuns! If yoo luk at it, it DUZ luk a bit laik herding cats, but it wuz reelee fun and FUNNEE!!
yes, it was WAY funnyer dan i thotted it would be, which is saying alot. i reely did has teers in my eyez frum keep teh laffs to a low desi bell lebel so i wunt waek nobodeez up!
It wz wunnerful, goosey. I culdn’t be here at teh time ov teh main funngaymes, but split my sides laffing wehn I gots home nd had a chans to reed it. Fank yu for organamariizng this.
Wii will dew another sumtiem. Iz exhausted frum tihs wun. Special fanks tew JCH4K adn LCB fur helpin meh put it togedder. Ai wuzzn’t sure hau it wud werk (kinda messy) but Iz still gigloling sew it musta werked jus fine!
Thx, goosey! That was much moar better than I imagined it would be. I still haven’t readed thru everything but while I was browsing through I found 2 bonus serendiptiy laffs when u got to the bottom of one thred but teh next one started with a possible next line.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1984643
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1984659
Here’s teh other one:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1984750
Ohai — ai had to leave in mid-story this afternoon, but what fun! whut jollity and mirth! many thanks goosey fur the organ eye zation.
ohai Phillipe. Yoo were kwite wonderful- an yoo can go back and keep the storeez going! Ai expect in the next week oar so, moast ov the storeee lions mite eben be finished!
ai kuldn’t be dere yestidai fur teh fun.
eben moar 
iz dat, wen ai wint tew reed it tewdai, dere’s awl dese wyrd gray bloks awl ober teh payj adn ai kan’t reed it newai!
duz newun no whut doez be?
lame
u r definitelee not a teem player.
so u gets teh corporat heev ho, sowry.
are we sure the good Sgt. isn’t making a fabric request?
Wat wud he want wiv lamé?
Well SgtFlomingo doez sown liek uh stage naim. Mehbee he wants it fur costoomz in hiz wun troll review.
Iz shinee md byutimus fur da cloze. If iz being unnais dis wun wil sez otae fur (oops , hoo wuz?) tu uze woking cane fur uvvur purpus.
Iz no aksent makr awn . but if da sgt duz naawt liek da wai we plaiz heer is berry welcum tu plai sumwair els, plz. We ar kined nd gentul wif owr frenz heer nd du nawt maik nslutz nd negtib remakrz. Ebbree buddee iz welcum az lanwng az dey meremburz dat.
Well sed milady.
Ohai, {{{{{Goosi}}}}}Fankz fur awl da nturtanemintz tudai. ai wuz lait nd den plummur gy cumz tu gib esitmint fur fikz mai runnee toylitz. Is Jamamamama rely going tu srot owt fur us? Yay! Gawt berry cumfryuzing fur me.
teh storees are not dun yet, yoo kan still go add to tehm!
Yase. Heer, heer.
LOLs at the brilliance of leeza-b
:blush:
fanx kafleen.
My werk xperiense in Dilbertville… let me show u it!
Sorry to hear dat. Wud u liek 2 borro mai walkin cayne?
ROFL!!!
Iz Burn off teh Weak, ICHC stile!!!
*sigh*
If only….
if only the jerks who post here knew the scathing painful retorts the intelligent
members of this site could post.
They would never return.
We CHOOSE to be kind. We COULD be very, very cruel.
yah. mean humor iz eazier dan kind humer, akshullee. taeks speshull skills to be funnee wif teh pointee enz retrakted.
Still…uh gud hoof in duh troll noggin iz awlwayz phun tu watch.
Sry, Ladyannabel, yu dispeerd frum mai skrene dere fur a minut. Ar yu nu? welcum. Hab bin tu taibutik? Dey ar gibing naiz welcum giftz awlwaiz, ennyfing yu liekz.
him just needs moar cheez and martoonis to start thinking rite.
Hims managemnt potehnshul not so gud… I fink stoner kat kik him from corporal down tu sgt cause of atitoode. Or stoner kat hid hims bukkit! :-O
delegashun. I has it.
to foul tingz up compleetlee u need a pyooter
As a pyooter sistems manuhjer, ai kin tell yoo frum spearyinks. Dey nawt maik N-E-fing moar compleet (oar justuhfied), yoo kin jes screw fings up faster.
Pass the buck – to the Goggie
Dat’s wat goggiez aer 4!
WOW! is tihs a 5 way Ty???
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We can has trip to Ty Booteek?
I fink 4-way. ‘lame’ duzzn’t cownt anymore than ‘first’ duz.
But u can has honorrary 5th spot GP!
Yay!
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GP does happee dans dans (slowly, ob corse – onlee has littel legs!)
anuddur snurt!
sept for SgtFlomingo – is a Class 1 Troll, aifinkso – aneewon has a orinj mousee?
Ai has wun inna mai pawkett.
*tosses orinj maus in teh general direction ob teh Sgt. adn runs awai*
<– watches orinj mousee glyde thru air. Flomingo flappity flappity but tu late! Troll vaneeshes inna big puff of orinj smoke. Awl teh kittehs cheer ohahtahgoosiam!
kittah alwayz haz manment potenial
Sly kitteh iz in line fur uh gubmint appointment aifinkso.
yep, dat’s wut dey cawl “usery”, ain’t it?
Iz dat why BK enjoys the cumponee ob sew manee polytickshuns?
To blame on kittah iz punisheeble on paynz of deth.
also payns of pointee ends
dat ees a gud wun…doze swanty eyes. dey speek to mee…and da twoll.well….
so inspurrrayshunal…shud b poster.
http://www.despair.com/
(if not wurks wif teh w w w, copyanpayst into address bar an take out w w w an teh dot)
ai lieked de wun wut sayed: “despair – it’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black.”
wonder iffen dey ship tew sweden?
*goes tew websyte tew cheque*
i liek
“Get To Work: You aren’t being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.”
looks liek they ship internashunally. tho for faster shipping tehy rekkomend moving to teh U.S.
…tu get rit uv teh dawg — naow, TAHTZ inspyrd.
…..But dai kittehs is ALWAIZE innosent!! Dey nebber, ebber do mischeef! Dis also counting Basement Kittehs!!!!
i likes teh way dis kitteh finks.
smug kitteh noze he iz nex in lyne fer de corner awfice
Tihs kitteh bemindes me ov sume ov teh stupervysurs Ai hadded iyn teh passt;
Jes goez tuu showe: teh messidge goez awn adn awn, ad nauseaum……
To Err is Human, To forgive divine.