Comments on: Hao meny timz i tellz u?

By: KiwiBlue

KiwiBlue — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:01:21 +0000

da behbeh kitteh iz jus adizzabul!

By: shark1500

shark1500 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:42:10 +0000

’tis soooooo adoribale i loves it

By: omegakitteh

omegakitteh — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:09:16 +0000

dat is redicyulsy kewt kitteh ~splort!~

//_X

By: 3LittlKitties

3LittlKitties — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:15:13 +0000

Awww… dese kittehs luk jus’ lik my kitteh I had wen I was grrrl.
Him was halb Himalyan Blue an’ halb Persian, so our V-E-T said. Dat grey-bloo fur, wit de wite unnerneath.
SOOO CUUUUTE!

By: Fuzzalina

Fuzzalina — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 04:55:17 +0000

Could these cats be any cuter? I think not.

By: Danielle

Danielle — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:45:01 +0000

I iz wanting to no too.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:20:20 +0000

…Okey, nao we’z cleen. Rememmer, u no can goes to dinner tabul if’n u has dirts!

By: Danielle

Danielle — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:41:25 +0000

What kind of cats are these?

By: Upfi

Upfi — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:33:44 +0000

Welkum Gladman!!!!!11!!!

U is welkum here wotever lankwitch u write. Just join in teh fun, ebberywun is invited to share.

By: Upfi

Upfi — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:27:26 +0000

Astronommmers …. dey r awl teh same, awlways after teh young nekkid partickels. *shaykes hed sadly*

By: ellen

ellen — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:38:22 +0000

They are britisch shorthairs (bicolour)
Greatings

By: Keelur

Keelur — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:02:59 +0000

Yeah.. I want to know as well.

Anyone able to tell us what breed of cats these are? I must have one.

By: divakitty123

divakitty123 — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:45:11 +0000

Dis is wun of de most splortific kittehs Ai’ve ever seen! AI tinks Ai’m safe cuz I have CHRG (wif DOI), plus red bicycleee helmut, plus reeely beeg plad scraf tied over it all. I grabbed mai goggiegoggels and still…still….stilll…Ai feel the splort start to take over mai brane. Run-run-runnitee awaaaa fast liek a bunneh.! “Whew”, DK123 says from de far side of the howse. Dat was tooo close! I almost went ober de edge wif dos leetel wite pawsies and pinkee nose.

By: Aegis Runestone

Aegis Runestone — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:11:51 +0000

That is cute. <3

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:18:33 +0000

tahts okay, teh lolspeek iz opshunal.

By: Katzi

Katzi — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:46:34 +0000

Momeee!!U ‘barrisin me! Whut will my furrends say? Ai finks dy’ll cawll me a sissee behbee kitteh!:-(

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:49:59 +0000

*SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT*!!!

By: Gladman

Gladman — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:38:22 +0000

I want to know too!

Perhaps a ragdoll cat?

Sorry for not using all the cat slang the rest of you are

By: DonAlexander

DonAlexander — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:38:21 +0000

Oh noez!!

Plobes haz splotayd ourz agogo!!!

An effin Dr. Tinycat wuz watchin teh Dark and Stormy Night story!!

Plobes gronz an twitchuzz.

I cann watshit no morez!!

*pours water on teh glooey dried up braynz of Plobes*
*ewww*
*scoopz*scoopz*scoopz*scoopz*scoopz*scoopz*
*replshuz skulolz wif teh steal vershun “T-800 PowerCranium”*
(iz totluloly SPLORT-pruff!)
*indsjucts Plobes wiffa gazyliion voalds of lectrissituh!!!!!*
Plobes… reshurrrrrictusses!!!!

*gifz Plobes hawt chokklit an comfy comfy blankitteh*

Alsuh, complimuntree HappiGoggiGoggles an CHRG(wdoi)

Fare thee wll, oh Plobes! Do not ex-Plobes on us again!

By: thresholdian

thresholdian — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:50:59 +0000

That cat is really cute, what kind of cat is that? (sry if someone allready asked and answered this, TLDR, lololol)

By: bobcatcap

bobcatcap — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:40:32 +0000

you keep workin on hubbycat! He will say yesh, I noe it! Remind him he will be a BIG HEROE to you (and us) and we will lubs him forever and throw him a BIG SILLYBRATION for saving the Happy Cat. Keep us informed about your progresh!

By: WannaSmile.com

WannaSmile.com — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:30:16 +0000

Might be cutest kitteh, evah.

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:14:57 +0000

LCB, dat is wun amaaaaaaaaaaazink liszt, full of awesum & win!!

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:13:35 +0000

yesh, we needs a lil Kitsmas♫

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:12:39 +0000

we can haz famblee reeyunynz???? yay!

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:12:04 +0000

you can say dat agin!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:11:19 +0000

yup! tho i duznt want to keeps mary o frum gettin HappyCat, i jus wants to offur bakup plan in kays taht duznt wurk owt. wish i culd dribe him to albykwerky, but i kant.

By: luvscatsva

luvscatsva — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:26:18 +0000

Iffen it smellz anything liek stinky lakrosse bag- ai nose whut u meen!!

By: moe

moe — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:52:28 +0000

gezundhiet

By: bobcatcap

bobcatcap — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:39:41 +0000

done drive like MYYYYY brover!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:32:23 +0000

I lubs that u lubs ur hunnert dollar towel!

And if U ends up wif HappyCat, he and Liam will be related thru teh towel?

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:25:08 +0000

yes! teh hunnert-dollar twol iz very gud! not only duz in NAWT cost hunnert dollars, is very klassy an big!! big enuff to dry yoo all teh way off after teh swims! *lubs my hunnert-dollar towle*

By: John

John — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:16:27 +0000

What kind of cat is that?

By: Jane

Jane — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:08:57 +0000

aw! mommy love!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:08:13 +0000

Did u say u needs a towel? Here is teh poifect one!

http://www.hullcloth.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=55&products_id=186

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:08:06 +0000

of, fankyoo gremlin. sumtimes i not fink it maek much diffrunse if my brayns are in or owt, but prolly better to hab them bak in, just in kase. i likes a rest wif a floofy blankie!

By: Plobes

Plobes — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:07:19 +0000

SHPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:06:46 +0000

quorn (pleh)
razzleberry jams
sope bubblols
t…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:04:45 +0000

Jellikulz wash behind der eerz. Jellikulz dry between der toez.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:03:29 +0000

*luks arownd* I duzzint see teh CCC. Lemme halp!

*scoopin up teh brayns* Lots of em!
*putten em bakkin teh hed* Open up, hed, heer cums teh brayns!
*noo CHRG* Snap!
*duk tayp* OK, heer we goes – taypity taypity
*happigoggigoggles* Letz put em on ya!
*floofy blankee* OK, I tuks yoo in tite!
Yoo shuld be beddur in a liddel whyle. Rest fur nao, plz!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:59:23 +0000

Datz sum bery impressiv alfabetimatizin there, LCB.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:59:12 +0000

And may ai add??? Becuz ai cannawt resist??/

PLEEZ dont’ furget to number yur commint! So we know where we ar in teh storee – and teh peeple neer teh end can sorta being rapping things up!

Laik #1. He sed teh goldfish in teh pool were nawt poyzin, but liddle did she know that. . .

Oar #50. It wuz a dark an stormee nite – But no wun cared, beucuz they had awl teh cheezburger they needed.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:56:18 +0000

*joyns layte, blinks an blinksagin*

MaryO is gittin a kitteh? Lunarmommy is gittin a kitteh?

*luks confuzzled* I just crosses mah pawz an hopes fur a happeh hoem fur teh kitteh.

And, um – MaryO, yoo haz no kitteh rite nao, rite? Mefinkx we needs to get yoo a kitteh, by hook or by crook!

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:51:57 +0000

Nogga Hyd
Open Toed Jam
Punkin Seeds
Q…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:49:25 +0000

Tell us bout ur other kittehs.
U promise to lubs, onner and obay teh kitteh?
Very well, we now pronounce u mommeh and kitteh!
Whee!
X <– smoos
Yay! Kitteh has noo home!
Zzzzzzzzzzz

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:46:50 +0000

Questions not answered on this form will be killed and left in ur shoe.
Reasons for dopting teh kitteh? __ Kitteh needs home _X_ WANT!
Snorgle snorkel on teh premises?
T…

By: ohahtahgoosiam

ohahtahgoosiam — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:38:36 +0000

ANNOUNCEMENT
Countdown to Dark and Stormy. Will start in approximately 23 minutes. If you have any last minute questions, ask them now!
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We interrupt this thread to announce that on today, September 10, on the 4th lolcat of the day (see times below), will be the first ever (on this site anyway) ‘Dark and Stormy’ progressive story. The rules are simple:
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The story begins ‘It was a dark and stormy night…’
Each person adds a paragraph or line, lolspeak is optional
Responding to your own post is a no-no but multiple posting is encouraged
The story is limited to 50 entries, perhaps less if nesting becomes a problem
The last person to post must end the story
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I will start the story and try to incorporate the lol posted. Beyond those mentioned above, there are no rules! It works best if you enter the paragraph number in your post so we can keep track of where we are. Don’t forget to ‘refresh’ (F5). Try to keep lols and comments within the story to a minimum in order to preserve the flow. And remember to use the ‘Reply to this comment’ feature so your post doesn’t get lost at the bottom of the page. WP may eat your post but don’t worry, it will likely show up later and still make sense!
*
4th Pic 9 AM ICHC
8 PM TTI
3 PM EST
2 PM CST
1 PM MST
noon – PST

If you have questions or comments you can email me at yahoo dot com. We now return you to your regularly scheduled lolcat.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:33:07 +0000

O hai, MaryO! I didnot knoes u were thinking bout dopting HappyCat! That is so eggsiting!

It also means that HappyCat will be Liam’s cousin!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:31:51 +0000

Just in case kitteh goes to nother home insted, put ur credit card number here so we can bill u now.
Know anybody else who wants a kitteh? There’s lots of ‘em out there, u knoes.
List all ur references, cross-references, happy-references and other credit card numbers.
May we give ur number to people wif other animules who needs a home?
Now list all ur references, etc. using Pig Latin.
On average, how much time will u spend wif ur kitteh per day? (Ur answer must be at least 23 1/2 hours)
Plz sine here. And here. Initials there. And there. And there.
Q…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:24:19 +0000

Fill out this form in fourplicate, plz
Gonna give noo kitteh his own room?
Harbls gonna go, rite? RITE?
Is *that* whut ur gonna ware when u meet teh noo kitteh?
J…