Hao meny timz i tellz u?
Hao meny timz i tellz u? Wash behind eerz!
wut abowt if u dont haz no earz?
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or u get ear worms!!
whic be icky and slimy and… ohhh.. ear worm!! nomnomnom…
I seez yu haz brawt fudstuffs foar sillybrayshun!!
Conaga rats onna ear wurmies!
fanks DonAlexander!!
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Countdown to Dark and Stormy. Will start in approximately 23 minutes. If you have any last minute questions, ask them now!
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We interrupt this thread to announce that on today, September 10, on the 4th lolcat of the day (see times below), will be the first ever (on this site anyway) ‘Dark and Stormy’ progressive story. The rules are simple:
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And may ai add??? Becuz ai cannawt resist??/
PLEEZ dont’ furget to number yur commint! So we know where we ar in teh storee – and teh peeple neer teh end can sorta being rapping things up!
Laik #1. He sed teh goldfish in teh pool were nawt poyzin, but liddle did she know that. . .
Oar #50. It wuz a dark an stormee nite – But no wun cared, beucuz they had awl teh cheezburger they needed.
Lolz Hashim!!!!!!!!
Oops, my manners – congarats on top spot!!!
fanks 4.5 kittehs!!
and who needz mannerz here!!
u can lol az much az u want!!
well, we just play nice….
What kind of cat is that?
I iz wanting to no too.
Awww… dese kittehs luk jus’ lik my kitteh I had wen I was grrrl.
Him was halb Himalyan Blue an’ halb Persian, so our V-E-T said. Dat grey-bloo fur, wit de wite unnerneath.
SOOO CUUUUTE!
Aaww Mom..
GMTA annipuss!
you could grow taters bak dere!!
…oar sweetpeas….
…oar prairie grass…
…or pussywillows
or grass…
or catnip!
tehn teh momcat would be saying,”NEBER EBER WASH TEH BAK OB EARS!! cauz i want to…”
Sawwise kitteh approves of this message
LOTR ref? FTW
Yeah Shudd be Samwise kitteh, but iz alloud in LOLspeak
i figgered datz wot chew mint.
me tink I saw a tom… tum… nomato
you could grow taters bak dere!!
ooo double poast. how’d i do dat???
By clikkin lika maniakz!!
HAY, i resemble dat remark!
Hiccups?
well, i did sneeze. yeh, datz wot diddit.
gezundhiet
oh!! u can haz double commints on nawt sekund minute…. impressive… or waz it a mistake??
is teh weird- usually it tells me to slow down and won’t post, and/or that I’m trying to post a duplisitous remake, er remark. so idunno how i acheev’d dis impwessive feet.
Speaking of weird: Anybody goingfrom Romeow’s area (near Tooson) to Albert Kwirky on Sep 20? Weir trying to hatch a plan to transport HappyCat to new home…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-when-i-woke-up-at-the-vet/#comment-438787
sowwy but i haznt heard frum Romeow in a while…. :’(
i libs in tooson, but i kannot go to albukwerky
if habing HappyCat go to yor howse duznt wurk owt, i haz asked teh lunardaddy if him can com to owr howse. i dunno wut he’ll say, cawz he finks 1 kitteh is enuff, but mebbee him sez yes an we kan haz bakup plan for HappyCat if him kant goze to yor howse… we’ll see. but yoo gots nawt-sekond dibs an i don’t kno wut lunardaddy will say, i wuz kinda nerbus to aks him. but we’ll see.
plans wiffin plans…
oh LM! one cat is nebber enuf! u needs a backup!
Hope LD will says yes!
i not want to innerfeer wif sweetpea’s plans, but just in cayse it dont wurk owt, need fallbak plan for HappyCat
i just talked teh lunardaddy into buyin teh car himz bin finking abowt buyin for almost a yeer so mebbe i’z on a roll or mebbe i’z yoosed up all my talkin-into for now.
not to can haz wurreez, lunarmommy.
if you could taek HappyCat t’would be a nelegant solushun, akshully.
less trawmatikul fr HappyCat if he duzn’t haz to flying all da way here. not to menshun dat teh lojistiks of driving a kat 9 hourz to da airport…boglols teh mind & prolly is totally not werkabul.
this wakky idea of transpoarting HC is just that:
a wakky idea, & prolly won’t werk.
*drinks glass o waterz half emptee*
heer iz sum gud info on transporting aminals onna playnes —
http://www.airlines.org/customerservice/passengers/Air+Travel+for+Your+Pet.htm
thnx!
i just not want to innerfeerz if yoo haz yor hart setted on HappyCat. i bin meenin to aks lunardaddy abowt it sinse i herded abowt HappyCat, but yoo kno how it iz wif huzbins sumtimes. not afrayd him gets mad if i aks, just afrayd him sez no an i am disapoynted. but we’ll see. sumtimes himz a big softee.
i heerz ya, lunarmommy.
mr0Spockn nawt shure about dis whole “plan” aka wakky skeem.
it prolly won’t werk, so deaf innately werk on da bakkup plan, ‘kay?
oooo, letz be Lucy and Ethel, kay? Tell yr hubcat dat if he nawt want anotter cat he can has to “breakin in ” da noo autololbile to dribe at a stedy elebenty milez an hower fr Nine hours [i lissens to KarTalk so i noes just wot chew needs). Just puurrrrrrr fekt fur dribin HappyCat to Alburt Kirkey;
cleber planz, we hazum!
coinsidenz?
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i think not .
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oh, adn:
ps. i haz my heart set on gettin HappyCat a happy haom.
If it be sumwhere else, i be happytayle, two. srsly.
FTW: KarTalk guise ar teh funnee!!!
dont dwive like my brudder…
done drive like MYYYYY brover!
ok. i fink it not so wakky. hope i not steppd on toez. iz gud fing HappyCat kan haz opshuns, right?
{{{{{{lunarmaommy}}}}}}no toes has been skwished!
i jest luv happycat endings, and if dat meens HappyCat goze wif you, i can has happytayle danz fr y’all.
hiz sez him iz willing to consider it, but not comitted yet (himz taht way, hasta fink abowt fings a lot eben tho yoo kno wuts going to happen. wuz taht way wif teh kar.) him iz wurried owr shiro-kitteh not wants anovver kitteh, i fink based on bein wif taht silly kitteh all day ebree day (i iz stay-at-hoem momma) taht him iz lonely an needs a bruvver.
shuld prolly diskus dis wif romeow, see if she finks dis be gud possilibity for HappyCat.
need to see if romeow finks i wuld be gud momma for HappyCat. nerbus abowt gettin approovd.
well of corse u wud be gud momma~!!!!!
2 boys? U cud has rowdy howse, ifinkso!
If it halps enny, I was VERY skeptikal as to wether my 2 old ladee cats (12 1/2 yeers, bof) wud accept a noo yung kitteh. And it has gone better than I ever imajined! ‘Cept for when Thelma sprayed the cowch.
I HIGHLY rekkomend the Feliway diffuser. It releeses a feline pheromoan and I could tell an immediate differense in the tension level in the howse. Miracles, we can has them! No more sprayin, and they is all together now. Maybe not BFFs, but no fites eether.
*takez out lil noatbuk*
*ponders*
*mutterz to self:*
lessee, wot’s on teh interview foarm:
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A lotta lub to gib kitteh?
Bed ‘n Baf fasiliteees?
Caretroll tendencies under contwol?
Desire to give good home to kitteh?
E…
Extra snorglez fer noo kitteh
Fud, gushy
Grate tois
Happee hoam
I…
Elebenty snorgles per dai
Foods of awl kyndes (hellfy of coarse)
Gushifuds
HOME …
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lunarmommy – tell hubcat taht peeps alla round the werld are wishen for happee endyng fore teh Happy Cat an hubcat ken be krowned ”
HEROE OB TEH MUMPH” by teh peeps all ober the werld!!! We will hab a big sillybrayshun in hiz honner!
Happy Cat an yer over kitteh will get on fyne and be happee togever. No kittehs wants to be lownlee.
Instinks to serve teh kitteh
Jeneral akkseptance of kitteh’s rools
Krunchee treets for gud teefs
Fill out this form in fourplicate, plz
Gonna give noo kitteh his own room?
Harbls gonna go, rite? RITE?
Is *that* whut ur gonna ware when u meet teh noo kitteh?
J…
Just in case kitteh goes to nother home insted, put ur credit card number here so we can bill u now.
Know anybody else who wants a kitteh? There’s lots of ‘em out there, u knoes.
List all ur references, cross-references, happy-references and other credit card numbers.
May we give ur number to people wif other animules who needs a home?
Now list all ur references, etc. using Pig Latin.
On average, how much time will u spend wif ur kitteh per day? (Ur answer must be at least 23 1/2 hours)
Plz sine here. And here. Initials there. And there. And there.
Q…
Questions not answered on this form will be killed and left in ur shoe.
Reasons for dopting teh kitteh? __ Kitteh needs home _X_ WANT!
Snorgle snorkel on teh premises?
T…
Tell us bout ur other kittehs.
U promise to lubs, onner and obay teh kitteh?
Very well, we now pronounce u mommeh and kitteh!
Whee!
X <– smoos
Yay! Kitteh has noo home!
Zzzzzzzzzzz
*joyns layte, blinks an blinksagin*
MaryO is gittin a kitteh? Lunarmommy is gittin a kitteh?
*luks confuzzled* I just crosses mah pawz an hopes fur a happeh hoem fur teh kitteh.
And, um – MaryO, yoo haz no kitteh rite nao, rite? Mefinkx we needs to get yoo a kitteh, by hook or by crook!
yesh, we needs a lil Kitsmas♫
LCB, dat is wun amaaaaaaaaaaazink liszt, full of awesum & win!!
O hai, MaryO! I didnot knoes u were thinking bout dopting HappyCat! That is so eggsiting!
It also means that HappyCat will be Liam’s cousin!
Datz sum bery impressiv alfabetimatizin there, LCB.
we can haz famblee reeyunynz???? yay!
What awr yoo growin potatoes in dere?
GMTA, eh?
Such uh grate fot dat yoo had tu say it twice too.
you can say dat agin!
But … Mooooom! Pweaze!!!! Dere is peeps wotching!!1!!
Aw Maaaaaawm!
Do it foar me, mommy, pleez?
Dat is wun splortalicious kitten. Must run awai!
meh lykes u tu du it!!
dis sew kyoot!!
*SSPPPLLOORRTT*
U puutz on Happigoogigoggles tu latez!!!
Kall da CCC!!
We hat cashulty herez!
ai lef mai HPG’s in deh otter rum. plz tu halp?!?
halp iz on teh way!!
*weeeeehoooooo weeeeeeeehooooooo!!!*
*scoopity scoopity teh braynz and putz dem bak in teh hed*
*duck tape and sum moar duck tape!*
*puts a CHRG(wdoi) on dahson’s hed *
here u go, taek dis hawt choklitt and a cozy blanky!!
FANKS!! Mush bettah…ai maks shure ai keep mai HPG’s by teh pyooter furr
nex tyme!! Ai res nao.
Earwax. It’s what’s for dinner…
PLEH!
Mommeh plz don’t be doing dis
odder kids at skool will tease meh
is not cool
will saiz I ar a mama’s boi
Meenwhiel, teh maus maeks its geddawai…
*ScamperScamperScamperScamper*
TeeHeeHee :lol TeeHeeHee 
Run, run as fast as you can! You can’t catch me…
*fwip!*
*tendrils o’ doom whip out and snag teh maus*
*Spritzes the TODs with that salad dressingy stuff*
TeeHeeHee 
TeeHeeHee 
*Eats the tendrils*
Yum! Very nommy! Fanks MaryO!
*ScamperScamperScamperScamper*
wachout, too muches of dat dwessing will gib you da giglols.
*notices teh teeheez*
*wispers*
oh, adn you can haz sumfin dere between yr teefz.
*watches show wiff sum popcorm*
Yum! Popcorms!
TeeHeeHee 
TeeHeeHee 
*Steals Hashim’s popcorms*
Fanks Hashim!
*ScamperScamperScamperScamper*
hmmm… wat if i says dat u perish into oblivian naow?
dat haz to wait… me iz going to sleep so u can haz teh popcorn anywayz…
hashim, did yoo gibs maus EBIL POPKORMS?!?
hoo knows wut culd happen, him culd turns EBIL!!
oh, wayt…
*KazaaamPowFwumph!!!*
TeeHeeHee :lol TeeHeeHee 
*ScamperScamperScamperScamper*
Run, run as fast as you can! You can’t catch me…
oh THERE u r. I has bin lukking for u.
Do u know anything abowt this?
*holds owt singed pants*
*ScamperScamperScamperScamper*
TeeHeeHee 
TeeHeeHee 
TeeHeeHee 
TeeHeeHee 
Hi Leeza. Sorry about that. I had a little trouble making us some pasta in the NB yesterday. The stove wouldn’t light, and once it did there was a bit of an explosion…
*ScamperScamperScamperScamper*
*ScamperScamperScamperScamper*
TeeHeeHee 
TeeHeeHee 
TeeHeeHee 
TeeHeeHee 
All this scampering seems to have caused a DID flare-up…
*ScamperScamperScamperScamper*
Speekin uv eksplowzhunz n flayr-upz n da Nottee Barn, U din’t bern it daown agin, didja Maus/Ebil Maus?
*wunderz if teh maus has been to da dentist wif da laffin gas*
oh noze, teh ebil popkorms haz exbaser – exasperc – maded maus’s DID eben wurser!!
um, how many uf us was there in the NB???
Want pictures? It’ll cost ya….
*ScamperScamperScamperScamper*
TeeHeeHee 
TeeHeeHee 
TeeHeeHee 
TeeHeeHee 
All of 7 us! And Petunia was there! And a YNG or two!
*ScamperScamperScamperScamper*
*ScamperScamperScamperScamper*
TeeHeeHee 
TeeHeeHee 
*Looks up and sees the picture*
*SPLORTBOOMSQUIRTBLAMSPLORT*
Blaaaarrrrgh!
*THUD*
hm. well sinse each popcorm was created by a miniachure exploshun, it wud stand to reasun that an imploshun mite restore the balance?
And don’t forget DK, if we is the same person, u is in those pickshures too….
and there u go!
*picks Ebil Maus’s pokkit for cost uv pants*
*den callz teh CCC*
Wox by adn sqwirts selzer on maus’s brayne cells to keeping tehm nys n fresh.
*SQWIRT SQWIRT SQWIRTEE SQWIRT*
*SWQIRTITEE*
*SQWIRT*
*Waves paw weakly*
A little help here? Somebody?
Hmm, whuddya fink, Leeza? He’s kinda cyoot lying on teh floor like taht, all splorted adn halpless.
Maybe he needs sum debreefing in teh NB?
u don’t get an opportoonity like this every dai…
U get his legz DK.
*gives EM sum scotch to hold him for now*
*Leeza and DK pick up Maus and take him to teh NB for
further…resusitashun*
Doan 4 gitz himz braynz — deyz liein awl obber da plais…
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U gotz 2 keap em sayf sew U kin putz em bak win ur dun wif da rest uv himz…
Ahhhhhh. It seems they have fallen into my little trap…
Rut-roh, Leeza, we forgottinged teh braynes. Wut else cud we putting in hims craynail cabitee?
Applesoss
Biscotti, chonklitt, dunked
Cotton candee
D…
dunkin donuts
egg salad
fronsh fryes
g…
Devilish eggs
Easy button
Fyre prevenshun info
Giggol suppressant, BOVIOUSLEE needed too….
Glitter glu! So prettee!
H…
sorry, not meen to but in, i alwayz miss owt on tehse lists
Gelatinous brayn-like substinse
Hokkey pucks
I Skreem, 31 Flavrs
Jello, lime, wif shredded carrots (i’z bornded in utah, iz teh state dish)
K…
Yoo nawt butting in, lunarmommy! Yoo halping!!
we can yoos the glittur gloo to hold teh chrg on when we is done!
Now wut else….
Killer beez
Lemmingade
Munnies… in case he runs owt uf common cents agin
Nogga Hyd
Open Toed Jam
Punkin Seeds
Q…
quorn (pleh)
razzleberry jams
sope bubblols
t…
SEW kyooooot…. and luk, teh bebbeh has a matchin mausie!!
Momcat liek to wash minimeh babycat
how meny timez I tellz yoo nawt tew play on Ceti Alpha V ?!?!
Win! and EW!
FTW!
Ceti Eel: the ultimate earworm…
wachout, Chekof…
Oafa toppik:
I conkratumakshuns all teh signtists onna switchy “ON” teh LHC (iz LOLcat Happiplace Centar!)!!
I kan haz Hickz Bozon???
DO WANT!!!
Wat aer u goin 2 keep it in?
I teh Nawty Barn wiht teh ohter Young Nekkid Partukles!!
Astronommmers …. dey r awl teh same, awlways after teh young nekkid partickels. *shaykes hed sadly*
yoo hasta luk nice for wen teh burfday fairy comes to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz a burfday today!! an she brings caeks in any flavr yoo want – eben toona!! or egg salad choklit!!! or wateber yoo wants!!1! an party favrs – shiny poynty hats wif pompoms, shiny noyzemakers, an goodie bags wif sparkly pensils, kandees, an puffy kitteh stickers wif googly eyes!! an konfettiz!!
₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊
₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼
♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪
☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪
♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤
Oh, wow thanks! I am a grown-up hobbit today (33). Yay!
happee birfdai Jennifer!!!
happy burfday jennifer!! (bein a growd-up iz oberrated, but enjoy it anyway!!)
burfday fairy iz so happy she culd bring joy to sumwun’s burfday!! heerz a ekstry spirnkle ob konfettiz for yoo!!
◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼
♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺
☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪
♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤
₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼♥ ♫♪ ◊ ₤ ₪ ♫♪ ☺ ☼ ♥
have a GRATE burfdai Jennifer!!
Moooommmm!
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Naow hol still, u wanna luk nize fer gramma doan u?
O deer, aye wanna snorgle bof ob dem sew mush!! *cluchez CHRG titely*
hold in dier!!
ah yes! teh anti-splort glasses albays wurk!!
*puts anti-splort glasses on bluesfan473*
i lubs dis pikshur so much it hurts *splort*
*luks arownd* I duzzint see teh CCC. Lemme halp!
*scoopin up teh brayns* Lots of em!
*putten em bakkin teh hed* Open up, hed, heer cums teh brayns!
*noo CHRG* Snap!
*duk tayp* OK, heer we goes – taypity taypity
*happigoggigoggles* Letz put em on ya!
*floofy blankee* OK, I tuks yoo in tite!
Yoo shuld be beddur in a liddel whyle. Rest fur nao, plz!
of, fankyoo gremlin. sumtimes i not fink it maek much diffrunse if my brayns are in or owt, but prolly better to hab them bak in, just in kase. i likes a rest wif a floofy blankie!
ok, iz going to sleep, meet you all tomorrow!!
*zzzzzzzzzzz*
Der bebe kitteh is so poofeh!
Yes- adorabbul- and so iz de mommie!! (holding 50s baving cap on titely)
(not bein trolly, i swerz) dis pic haz bin on teh frunt page befor, wif diffrent capshun, an i am waytin for sumwun to complayn taht it’s a ree-peet. but dis pic iz so splortalishus an adoruble taht it kan nebber be on teh frunt payge too many times!! if yoo lubs dis pikshur, heer iz ovver verzhun:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/11/funny-pictures-i-is-proud-now-find-real-mouse
bof capshuns are gud cawz tehy talk on diffrrent fings abowt teh pikchur.
ok, i be qwiet now.
Sew kyuut- ai dont mind seein’ it twyce.
or free tymez
Ohhhhh! I _wants_ dis liddul kitteh! Him’s so qyoot an roun’ an chunkee! Lykes a Britush Shorthares. I wants wants wants! For snoglin’ and cuddlin’ and stfuf
What “stuff”? Plz to spessify. Must inklude: belly rubs. Providing gushifuds. Buying of kitteh toiz.
sign mee up! kthxbai.
An playin wif streengs and bockses (bockses is kitteh favrits) an nappin’ wif on soft qwilts an goin’ outs to plai wif my oddur kittehs in deys own todully screenzed in kitteh dek. Onlee owr vets say no gushee fuds, so spoylded kittehs get chikun and turkee an livver an eggs an summtiems piggy meets which dey goes cwazee abouts. An kibbulz. Roun’ an chunkee liddle kitteh woold be much the spoylded liek odder ayt kittehs in howse.
cutest. picture. ever.
luk at dat lil gui’s faice, lyke “aww mom!” it cud be wurse lil kitteh, mom cud be uzin a tissue & mom spit inztead ob de skratchy tung.
o wate…itz mom spit eider wai, izzn it
an organic, gentle, enzymatic solution!
taht’s abowt teh wun way i haz avoided bein liek my mom, i nebber yoozed mom spit to kleen my boyz’z faces. yuk.
Cute.. but the same picture with the original caption was better.
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tryin reel hard not to say anyfing…
Heerz sumfin awf tawpik, but I bet evvyboddee heer wood liek 2 reed:
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news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080910/lf_nm_life/britain_cat_dc
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(add da h t t p : / / stufz ursef)
Aw, I love that! Thanks!
i just reeded taht – very hartwarming story! an teh mikrochipping iz gud fing!
Bebbeh kitteh luukes jes liek Mommeh; butt haow iys BK spposed tuu kleen behind eers?? Bebbeh’s tung doan strehtch taht faur: beddure tuu relies awn Mommeh!!
Chubbeh grey adn wyte kitteh babeh…..
WANT!!!!!!
*runs to stinky hockee bag inna closet. Pulls out stinky hockee helmut tightey tight.*
– ahh…. just in tyme.
shud read “putts on tighty tight”
duh
U musta bin n da urlee stayjiz uv splortin win U rited dat — dat wuz uh REELEE kloas kawl!!
whew! done aye noe itt! In fakt, littul bits o braynes leakked out throo teh hockee helmutt a tinee bit but aye did a kwikk scoopy an ketched ‘em in middayre wiffa ovvin mitt.
*goes off inna cornner to do teh yoger breeving*
fanks Aahz. Still onna elert here. Bebbeh too danjruss to luk at.
er mebbeh it was stinkee hawkee bagg taht gev me de vaporz.
Datz Y U neadz uh nys, fraish-smellin figger-sk8n bag!
Oh NOES! Teenajer boy wont doo the figger sk8tin. We mayde teh big mizteak introdoosing him to hockee. Naow wish we had sujjestid swym teem insted….
Eqwipmint list:
* Speedo
* Towel
* gogglols
Did u say u needs a towel? Here is teh poifect one!
http://www.hullcloth.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=55&products_id=186
yes! teh hunnert-dollar twol iz very gud! not only duz in NAWT cost hunnert dollars, is very klassy an big!! big enuff to dry yoo all teh way off after teh swims! *lubs my hunnert-dollar towle*
I lubs that u lubs ur hunnert dollar towel!
And if U ends up wif HappyCat, he and Liam will be related thru teh towel?
yup! tho i duznt want to keeps mary o frum gettin HappyCat, i jus wants to offur bakup plan in kays taht duznt wurk owt. wish i culd dribe him to albykwerky, but i kant.
you keep workin on hubbycat! He will say yesh, I noe it! Remind him he will be a BIG HEROE to you (and us) and we will lubs him forever and throw him a BIG SILLYBRATION for saving the Happy Cat. Keep us informed about your progresh!
Iffen it smellz anything liek stinky lakrosse bag- ai nose whut u meen!!
Jellikulz wash behind der eerz. Jellikulz dry between der toez.
SHPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
Oh noez!!
Plobes haz splotayd ourz agogo!!!
An effin Dr. Tinycat wuz watchin teh Dark and Stormy Night story!!
Plobes gronz an twitchuzz.
I cann watshit no morez!!
*pours water on teh glooey dried up braynz of Plobes*
*ewww*
*scoopz*scoopz*scoopz*scoopz*scoopz*scoopz*
*replshuz skulolz wif teh steal vershun “T-800 PowerCranium”*
(iz totluloly SPLORT-pruff!)
*indsjucts Plobes wiffa gazyliion voalds of lectrissituh!!!!!*
Plobes… reshurrrrrictusses!!!!
*gifz Plobes hawt chokklit an comfy comfy blankitteh*
Alsuh, complimuntree HappiGoggiGoggles an CHRG(wdoi)
Fare thee wll, oh Plobes! Do not ex-Plobes on us again!
aw! mommy love!
Might be cutest kitteh, evah.
That cat is really cute, what kind of cat is that? (sry if someone allready asked and answered this, TLDR, lololol)
I want to know too!
Perhaps a ragdoll cat?
Sorry for not using all the cat slang the rest of you are
tahts okay, teh lolspeek iz opshunal.
Yeah.. I want to know as well.
Anyone able to tell us what breed of cats these are? I must have one.
They are britisch shorthairs (bicolour)
Greatings
Welkum Gladman!!!!!11!!!
U is welkum here wotever lankwitch u write. Just join in teh fun, ebberywun is invited to share.
*SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT*!!!
Momeee!!U ‘barrisin me! Whut will my furrends say? Ai finks dy’ll cawll me a sissee behbee kitteh!:-(
That is cute. <3
Dis is wun of de most splortific kittehs Ai’ve ever seen! AI tinks Ai’m safe cuz I have CHRG (wif DOI), plus red bicycleee helmut, plus reeely beeg plad scraf tied over it all. I grabbed mai goggiegoggels and still…still….stilll…Ai feel the splort start to take over mai brane. Run-run-runnitee awaaaa fast liek a bunneh.! “Whew”, DK123 says from de far side of the howse. Dat was tooo close! I almost went ober de edge wif dos leetel wite pawsies and pinkee nose.
What kind of cats are these?
…Okey, nao we’z cleen. Rememmer, u no can goes to dinner tabul if’n u has dirts!
Could these cats be any cuter? I think not.
dat is redicyulsy kewt kitteh ~splort!~
//_X
’tis soooooo adoribale i loves it
da behbeh kitteh iz jus adizzabul!
Iz dere an antydote to ebil popcorms?