Iz dis ur idea of a joke?
Iz dis ur idea of a joke? Cuz I iz not laffing
but u can sayz dat u saw a karot dis big.
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Ai iz not laffink. Ai is hutching a plan to killz yew.
ohai kimkiwi — congarats fer teh taupe spot and a grate commint
Ohai Phillipe, thx fer yore naice kommint. Jist in caes teh trolls are lerking, ai meanted taht teh bunnie is plannink to killz teh hooman, not teh otehr wayz rownd.
And – COMPLEETLEE OT!
But ai just came across this again, an ai think sum ov yoo, hoo may be Star Trek fans, may purrhaps nawt hav scene it.
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http://www.granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek
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A MUST SEE fur awl peepl hoo luv STAR TREK.
*snert*
kirk: “whut?” dat can has win and ahsum!!1
we can has Cookee’s human bak to defend Kirk?
Ai’m trying mary O’, I’m tryingl! Maybee evenchullee ai will ask fur yur halp.
Ai will send hur waht yoo said. Perhaps if she knows hao much she iz mist, she wud doo it. Ai miss hur sumthing feerce! She wuz BRILLEEYUNT!!
*Popz in*
Hi Janet!! Adn awl deh uzzer Cheezpeepz!
Az Willee Nelsin sanged:
On deh road agin….Just kant wait 2 git on deh Road Agin!
Wii b in Umatilla, Orygone 2nite.
O Hai, cweenmj!
Ohai cweenmj! Yor trabuhlin? I missed dat. Wear awr yoo headed fur?
::cues trabuhlin musik::
Wii b hedded to Mineesoda. Shud b dere negst week.
Wii b sitting on deh bankz uv deh Columbia River.
i must go find deh Dark & Stormy night fred and see wut I missed.
ohai! safe trabels!
*tendrils form safetee sheeldz arouwnd cweenmj*
hnmm. luks like teh tendrils be gettin ready fr autums ↑;
*glares at werdpress; signs back in*
dere. is dat better?
yes. dere day aer. tastee and nootrishus!
Oh hai maryo! R u shur doze b safety tendrilz?? Dey luk like dey b tangling up in deh tranzmishun…..
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Deh dark adn stormy nite fred lukz like it will taking mii agez 2 reedingiz. adn it b sew funneez!!!!!
yes, o course dey be safetee sheelds.
*luks in a cent*
wot ever do you mean?
They b luking a liddul…um…vorayshus…
* Gets owt deh lopperz and puttingz on deh gardening glubz.
*Trimz opuningz in deh vegeetayshunz
*soze wii kin
*seeing owt deh winsheeld.
oh cweenmj. Ai thnk the eversoinacent mary o’ just wantz yoo to be saife – az do we awl.
And ov corse yoo can be adding to D&SN storee lions, yoo know. Ai think we’ll be doing it awl week – until menee ov them ar finished.
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But then teh thred mite bee so big nun ov us can cawl it up!
well, I did putting in wun lion. just soze i kud saying i wuz dere.
::sez pwayer tu keep cweenmj safe awn her trahbuhls::
N-E-site ob D.B. Cooper’s money?
Nope, no sine uv DBz munneez…but deh
boss gavinged us an end-of-seazin bonus
Hooray fuir the boss! Ar yoo going bak next summer??
Oh, yes. Him sez wii b deh best camp hosts
Wii haz a prowd.
he haz eber had.
An AI haz a proud, too!
Ov CORSE yoo were the best camp hosts EBBER!!!!
Hai!
Hao nice to SEE YOO!! {{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
{{{Janet}}} I haz deh berry week wifi heer. but week wifi bedder dan no wifi.
♫ There’s NOOOOo wifi laik SUM wifi, laik no wifi ai know ♪
Ebreething about it iz up healing. . . ♫ ♪
Ebreething teh trafic will allow
♪ No wher cud yoo hav taht happee feline
Wehn yoo aren’t STEEELING that extry cow ♪
♪ Therez no peepl laik cheez peepl
They smyol wehn they ar low. . .♫
♪
LOL! Ai’m nawt shur that maeks ene sense!
*floofyy pawz applauding furriuslee!!!
Brava!! mia cara!! Brava!! Splendissimo!!!
Aw shucks. ‘Twernt nuffink. . . .
BTW wii not b caddul theefz.
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Iz bedtime, ifinkso. ben a looooooong day.
*Yaaawwwwwnnnnnnnnnn
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G’nite, cheezpeepz.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
NIte, deeer cweenmj. So glad yoo cud pop in.
*coverz cweenmj wif a sawft amber colored blankee hand woven in Damascus frum the finest goat hairs,wif foot long silk frinj. Tuks goosedown pillo wif silk pillo case frum India under her hed.*
Sleep well.
the dread bunneh of tyr bannog will prolly just chew tha ‘puter cables……again.
Behind teh rabbit?
ohai Dan
um tu tell yu da truf ai haz neber tawkt tu eny ob da bunwabs an mebbe neber met wun, awldo mai mawmcat telz mii dat war aiz boarn dehrz lawts n lawtsa bunwabs.
sew ai haz kwestchinz.
Izzit kawmin fur dem tu kill teh hoomanz? haobaot cats? dew dey kil cats? oar eet kitteh kibblz?
ai need tu noe
kthxbai
Mrrphh
Moar lieklee da mynok… chooin awn da caybullz agin…
concatchulayshuns fur yur nawt sekkund kimkiwi!
Ohai KKL, and thx. Am tihnking of habbink teh Big Dans Partee to sillybrayte. Yew wanna cum arlong?
Sure! I nevar turn down a gud Dans Partee!
Dans Partee? Yippee!!!
Ai am full ob antissipayshun, butt wut maik it uh BEEG Dans Partee? Purrhaps ai kin sugjest sum ape pro pro musik?
HAI!
*almoast well donkee appeers wiff a happy!*
Congrats, kimkiwi! Donkee allus lubs too see teh noo names in teh nawt sekund
place!!!!
*duz a littul happee dantz fur kimkiwi*
*tosses sum candees and confettis while tap dantsseeng….*
whoo.
gots too go rest now.
{{{{{kimkiwi}}}
/trots off
Ohai kafleen. Awr yoo nawt well? Ai wuz owt fur a while, den ai hab a baycayshun tu ketchup, adn ai feel liek ai missed everyfing. Cweenmj iz uhparentlee trabbleleeng, and yor unner duh wever? Ai hoap yoo iz feeling berry mush bedder.
Ohai kafleen – sorri yewz not felink well.
Tihs waz mai nat sekkund donkee hug so ai haz a bigbigbig happee now!
{{{{{kafleen}}}}}
Yew git well, y’hear.
*shouts at cloud ov dawnkee dust* ohai Kafleen! Hoep yoo ar awl bedder SOOOOOooooon!
Kum bak liddul dawnkee!!!
I wantinged to saying Oh Hai 2 u.
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Guess I’ll just leeving u dis.
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——————☼ Splat!!!!
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I noez u hazn’t hadding a wadder bloon in agez!!!!!
hai kafleen, glad yor feelin better, get lots ob rest so yoo kan feel like yor old self agin!! {{{kafleen}}}
Wel, ai haz a 20# bag uv rabbit pellut hiir. Wil taht saiv mii?
hmmm, just might… if its karrot-flavrd.
But ai wuz alredy nomin teh karotz and… WAAAA AI JUST WANTED TO NOM A KAROT!!! *givez bunny a cheezburger*
disapproving bunny disapproves
BINGLOL!!
http://www.tinyurl.com/28ccq5
*snurt*
I lubs dem disapproving bunnies, Phileep.
plastik be chokng hazzrd…. jurk…
u knoe wut u kin doo wiv dis “karrut”, rite?
O noes!! teh karrut b-longs tu … TEH WERE-RABBIT!!!
Floppy bunnee is winded noa affer blowing up WERE-RABBIT cayrot.
I gib you giant fake pie..lettuce see how you feelz then *sniff*
But.. .but. . .Little Bunneh! It’a a Wallace & GROMMIT karet! It’z verree speshul!
Itz colektibul?
Yus, but wut ifn teh *whispers – were-rabbit * cums lookin fur it?
*points off into distance* there….there rabbit, *points off in different direction* there……castle.
o, u funnee bunnee!
sry….iyama reeely weak man
it can has cheezburger instead?
how..ironic…
tis truly…a “timeless” comment.
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Hai ebberybodee – my Big Dans Partee fore beink Nawt Sekkund is startink in fife, fore, tehree, tooooo, wun….
*Puts on dansing shews and dansing pantz*
*Warks to middul of dans flore*
*dans dans dans dans*
*kimkiwi shaeks her tihng*
We is dansing to Billie Oshuns “Get into May Car(rot)” bai teh whay
Ai thot u was supposed to take yer pants OFF to dans !!
Gib me sum moar tekeeler and it will hapin!!!
shake yur groove thang!!!!! erm… whut iz a “groove thang” zigackly?
Allz ai noes iz taht yew shaek teh grrove thang.
Mebbe is liek salt dizpensur sumtink?
Iz jes uh catalyst.
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Uh catalyst dat lets us show teh wurld wii kin dans
bad enuff tu strut owr stuff
teh muzik gibs us uh chans
wii du moar owt awn teh floor
“I can dans if I want to…”
“Shake, shake, shake – shake, shake, shake, shake your booty!!!”
“Dance the night away…”
“… When they see me comin
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide,
Im a Dancin fool,
Im a Dancin fool!”
YAY!!! FZ fur teh BIG WIN!!!!!
Groove thang: anythang u can jiggle, aiI thank
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(remembr dis? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Dapf_NKcE )
::Pors kimkiwi uh dubble shot ob tres generaciones to-kill-ya::
Salt? – Check!
Lime? – Check! ::dons goglols::
*Start the show*
*lix salt*
*downz to-kill-ya in wun shot*
*sux liem*
Mai pantz are tew tiet. Ai will taek tehm off now
*kimkiwi danses wib no pantz on*
Nubber tokillya plzkthx
*hawf nekkid dans dans dans*
::Claps tu teh rhythm::
::Pors anudder shot adn saunders towards teh NB::
*downs anudder shott*
Yeeeeeee haaaaa tehre is a partee at mai haws.
Ai am veddy cheep drunkid
Dus teh Dans of teh elebenty vails, wib no vails
::hollars frum teh door ob teh NB::
Woo hoo! Yoo go kimkiwi!
*vail dans dans dans sans vail*
::temps kimkiwi frum NB wit furd shot – xtra salt::
(Dis tiem onlee Cuevo Gold. Ai heard iz cheeper)
*downz teh tihrd shot*
Man, tihs dansing be firstee werk.
*dans dans dans dans dans*
Ai iz jist teh graytest danser wehn ai haz had teh tokillya.
Ai is secksyist gurl in teh wirld nd ebberboddee luvs me.
::takes advantuj ob opportunitee tu be dansing wit secksyist gurl in teh wirld::
*dans dans dan*
*spin clap, shakes groove thang*
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
Jist gimme tokillya bottil thx nativeca.
*dans dans dans wiel drinkering teh tokillya straet frum teh bottil*
Ai haz teh mutch stylishnessity, yis?
Ov CORSE they doo !
But . . .did yoo just say “firstee” werk????
Ohnoes. In trubbil wib JCH4K
I mented to sez “tihs dansing is teh de highed rating werk,” ob corse.
Jist blaem it on teh drinkering.
now THAT depends somewhat strongly upon the “dance” involved…..and the *ahem* position of the dancers.
Ohhh datz un eggsalad selekshun. Pullz owt parashoot pants adn danses tu teh 80’s musik.
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::step left, jump skip right, jump skip left. etc. etc.::
And tehn we kin puts on our 70s cloaths and dans to “Hutchin’ a Ried”
::Dons nehru jacket::
♫ A thumb goes up, a car goes by ♪
♪ It’s nearly 1 a.m. and here am I ♪
♪ Hitchin’ a ride, hitchin’ a ride ♪
♪ Gotta get me home by the morning light ♫
u knoe nativecat, wiv dat hat anna shades, ai fink u may hav bin a Joe Jackson fan (“Iz she reely goin owt wiv him…?)
Az uh slave tu the 80’s musik, ai am definitilee uh fan.
♫ Is she really going out with him? ♪
♪ Is she really gonna take him home tonight? ♪
♪ Is she really going out with him? ♪
♪ cause if my eyes dont deceive me, ♪
♪ Theres something going wrong around here ♫
Ai members teh moozic frum Caturday Nite Feevur an Greese an Amerikan Giggolol an… oh, teh mamries!!!
Greese is teh win. Teh Junya Terrawrists (agiz 8, 6, 4 and 3) has teh mutch luv for teh Greese and tehy dans to orl teh songs.
Disgruntilld Bunneh
iz nawt pleezd. Willz leebz lawtza
jelleebeenz inz shooz!
Grayt beeg carrutt iz
nawt deelishuss oars ebenz
nootrishush.. Iz ‘Pleh!’
Hewminz duz sum straynjj
feengz. Sum arz t3h phunnee, butz
dis iz juss playn rawng!
Jack.
wif fas kick or teef
make giant carrot goes phfft
bunneh fix teh rong!
Emphatick Jack iz emphatick!
Sry bunneh, things are tuff all over…
Inflation haz affectd our fud purchases.
Yes, an menee of us ar kwite deeflated wen we feenish wat iz on our platez
In fact the valoo of teh dollar just keeps e-rodent.
NOM!
om nom nom nom POP mmph ssssssssss hmpfff wtf ?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/14/funny-pictures-nom-pop-pop-nom/
EEEE!!!! Iz Re-o-ohki!!
A rodent!!! I am a rodent, tooo!!!!
Wai – so yoo ar! Rodentz of teh whirrled – UNITE!
Angree Rahbit is Angree.
hungree rabbit is hungree!
fluffy muzzlepouch!!
Disgruntled Easter bunneh sez u cahn ezpekt sum bery special “choklit” eggs nex yeer.
Oh noes! Iz baftiem! Survers r gettin a baf!
I can has carrotz wif my cheezbrgr?
*gasp* Tis mai photo…
*schoxschoxhowworhowworschoxschoxhowwor!*
TIS MAI BUNNEH TIS MAI BUNNEH!
he molten at de momenz
(Mai bunneh faimouse noiw?)
Congratumalashuns RP, awn yuur veree faymuus bunneh;
Hims bees a Cehlebrittee naow!!!!!!
Lol, iz Wallace an Gromit! i luv them so much.
well, iz karrit frum kurse uv were-rabbit, so iz gud.
i lyke ur joke.