Why No…Geico Doesn’t Have Life Insurance…
Why No…Geico Doesn’t Have Life Insurance… …Why Do You Ask?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: gradyvern
« Previous No. | YEAH. THAT WAS MY REACTION Next »
» 97 Comments
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
news from 
Contact Us
-
Who be Talkin'
cauz iz gonna nom u!!
Salaam Hashim! Congrats agane!
fanks annipuss!!
i wont be staying long though… haz to do teh homework etc… *sigh*
An Ai haz 2 go owt fur a papur.
oh… well, i haz an hour, ifinkso….
ohai hashim! conrncatshoelaces for teh nawt sekkund! mai offerings… let me show u eet!
-shows-
eet be milk an cookiez an a tippitee tap dans!
oh goodie goodie!!
aw bummer, just remembered, i haz a fast today… *sigh*
i’ll tehn skip teh noms but teh tap dans iz gud!!
oh yus! teh noms shall u accept for fastbrekking!
we nom on sunset!
ok!!
sunset it is!!
doz we watch sunset on teh beach? while dansin som hula?
oh ya, taht could be a possibility…
yesh….oh…….dots!!……….
………
moar dots!
.
Cheezland has a beach? Izzit called Lol Cat Beach or has LCB copyrited de initials?
Ms. Perzh shud mebbe kontakt her frendlii Mercury agent, yu thinks?
I like the duck better
AFLACC!!!
“diers a carnival in meh stomach so gets in!!”
Iz u a sailzman?
NO I’z Mr. Mojo Risin
“I got my mojo rysin,
ryzin ryzin…” ♪ ♥ ♫
The Doors, LA Woman, Fanks Rodney fer dat memory.
… and ref to the Lizard King
Oh, no reesun
*NOM*
Gue. . .morning. . .afternoon to yoo Ambercat.
Ai wuzn’t shur it wuz yoo. Ai had to klick awn yur nayme. Did yoo just chanj it again??? Oar am ai way behind??
wut abowt tail inshoorance?
grumpy cat, iz grumpy….
i finks kitteh iz thinkin dat inshoorance haz a flavr…
look at his widdul tongue stickn owt
yesh, but teh eyes, luk at teh ebil eyes!! O.O
ebil eyes iz ebil
unexpecting lizurd iz unexpecting
unexpected lizurd haded a flavr!
i boughted u a lizurd, but i eated it!!
u eated mai lizurd? but u promisd so i can gifs eet to granmah!
granmah maded me a sweater… it haz a pattern
waz jus’ joking!! how could i eet in mah fast?
here u goes, teh lizaurd waz mah temporary pocket protector!!
naww. nao i can givs teh lizurd to granmah… fanks hashim! i haz a happeh
yay!!
but i haz a qweshun… why teh grama needz a lizurd?
to nom teh ebil moskitos…
Ai am luffz dat sweter and de pickshur.
DUBBLE BINGLOL!
Thanks, kittehruncheez!!
http://www.tinyurl.com/28ccq5
I fink kitteh is Mr. Bigglesworth.
hmmm… haz anyone noticed teh upcoming paeg lately?
it haz a weird!! and iz becoming liek teh voting paeg!! REPEAT!! OH NOES!!1!
ohai and gud morning Hashim … yes, upcoming page looks very weird. is a mistery. a mistery wrapped in an eenigma. a misstry wrapped in an eenigma wif a stoopy on top. But, how are yew. How is teh school?
Ohai Phillipe!!
yesh, teh descripshun was full fo teh win!!
skools fine, lotsa adn lotsa homework akshullee….
so, howz u??
Me? Ai am doing gud, except that werk is very buzy. Lotsa homewurk, ackshually. Not so different frum skool. Here, it is beginning to be fall; very nice time of teh yeer.
oh… here, teh winters be approaching soon… but fur naow, teh sun reigns ober us!! iz dier anyfing u liek to learn in Urdu today?
How about we lerns “fall”? As in the season, not the verb!
yeah, wut luvscatsva said.
maybe “winter” too?
otay!!
“fall” is call ed “Mausam-e-Ghaza”
and winter is called “Mausam-e-Sarma”
as u can see, boff of them haz Mausam in dem and it means season.
so Season-of-winter or season-of-fall
Mausam can also be used as teh weather
liek, teh mausam iz nice today!!
Ai think Maus will be moast pleezed to heer this wun!
Thanks, Hashim!
ur welcum Janet!!
That’s very interesting, Hashim. I didn’t know that I was a “force of nature”…
u iz a force 2 bee rekoned wif ifink
Thanks, Hashim!
ur welcum Luvscatsva!!!
But der’s sum kyoot wuns on teh sekund page!
oh ya, i noes about dem, i waz just wonderig about teh furst and teh sekund paeg’s half…. i hope so it gets fixed…
Hashim. Ai hav not noticed the “upcoming paeg.” Waht izzit??? An where izzit?? Ai’ve bin sort of goan fur teh last cupplea dazed. So ai hav cleerlee mist sumthing. But what???
In a world where Geico doesn’t have life insurance…
dey get nommed akshullee……
Akshulee wuz ment to remember Don Lafonataine in his GEICO commerhsul.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJMGS7l0wT8
But bein in Pakistan, you dont hab Geico or heer Don Lafontaine, hoo dieded last week.
nope, haznt heard ub him here akshullee…. mah dumbness, let meh show u it!
He iz kwite faymus fur hiz vois. Ai jus found this pees on youtube. This is funnee how he describes how hiz vois chanjd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QPMvj_xejg
Teh unsuhspektyng iynsuhrince sailesman wuz eegerlee launchyng iynto hims sailes-pytch;
Hims wuz soe engroahsed iyn sellyng anuvver policee, hims nebber sawed iyt cuming; sadlee, hims nebber knoewed wut hitted hims………
aww well, teh salesman iz goin’ to meet sum frenz uf himz in teh kitteh!!
As we are awl awares, most insurants salesmens are reptilian and tend to crawl on their bellies, this is a fitting end fer one, good start kitty ifinkso!
ok… me going to do teh homework naow, may take an hour or two but i’ll be bak!!
Aneewun eber haded gall bladder problums? Wut kynd uv payne did yoo hab?
noes. et sowndz paynefull. Du u hav deh prawblums?!? If sew, ai sowry. Hopes u fill betturr soon.
{{{{{ebethemulticatmom}}}}}
Tanks fur the hugs!
OMG, I love your blog! I love all the food pics and the pictures of your daughter. The shoes are cute, too! My niece is 10 now, and it’s so funny, she’s a big girl (not fat, just tall — she takes after her mom who is 6 feet tall) and we can wear the same shoes. I always try her shoes on when I see her, but she’s actually starting to go up a shoe size (from 7 to
so maybe I can get her cute shoes as hand-me-downs! She’s going to be a tall girl. I already hate her (in that loving but jealous way) for her long legs. See, I’m only 5′2″.
U r sew kyoot. Dat’s funneh. Maebee u can has awl deh shus she owt grows!!
Duble ur shu kolekshun!!
Ai has a cuzin who is 6′3″ nd she wares deh beeg shus tu. Mai DH is 6′6″ sew wii shall see waht syze shus mai gurls will hav!!
She’s got lots of cousins coming up, so they’ll probably go there.
No shoes for me!
Ai did! Waht izzit egzactlee that yoo needs to know?? It iz wun ov the wurst paynes ai ebber had. Fur mee, it felt laik – sort ov rite in teh middle ov teh chest – just above yur tummee – laik a beeg fist wuz sqweezing hard -in there. MOast unplesant.
Ai bin habin payn awn rite sied jus below laydeepart (yoo knows) and on bak abowt saem hite and sumtiems ober sternum. Bin goin awn fur mebbe almost a week, and had it a fyoo weeks ago too. Bof parents had gall bladders owt yeers ago.
Sounds liek gallbladder- espeshully if wurse after eating- see ur Dr Tinycat!
Yup! Sounds laik it to mee, too. Yoo shud indeed go see Dr Tinycat. No sense in suffering needlesslee. They shud know awlmost at wunz what it iz. An teh ooperashun they doo nowadayz – it’z alwmost outpashunt! Nawt laik when ai did it, when they neerlee cut yoo in two! LOL!! It wuzn’t funnee then, but it iz nao!
But reelee, fur moat peeple, it iz reelee eezee to fix. Ai think mai Ant Daisy – hoo had it maybee six yeers ago – an she wuz 87 then – wuz playing bridj teh next day!
ohai Eve, I has not had, but a frend of mine did, in hur 30’s ackshully… she had teh pane.. but alsew, kwite a bit of nauseea. Dey can do an ultrasownd to rool it owt. No paneful tests required to find owt!
Uff da. Yeh, mai mom haded teh operashun in teh 60’s and she haz a big scar. Dad haded it in teh 70’s and waz not so big scar, but still big. Mai former boss haded it a fyoo yeers ago and she wuz in and owt in less than 24 hours so it is considurd outpashunt. I’m nawt working rite naow, but paying fur inshurance, so mebbe ai shoud do it sins teh inshurance iz costing mii sew much. Get mai monee’s wurth! Bleah, ai still hazzint payed fur dis munth yet. Bizzee lukkin fur a job! Also got to go to Minnesota nekst week so ai hoep it kan waet.
Tanks fur teh advise!
Ai hads tu mayk Stuart Little part of deh fam, nao dey brings home dis?!? Waht deh hek?!?
Dis kitteh reminz mi ov teh ebil wun from teh “Cats & Dogs” moovie.
Ai can heer hiz voyse nao….
Kitteh: “Ai axk b-cuz ur wief an elebenty chilluns iz gonna needs sum munnies 2 halp support dem, jes in caes sumfin, um……happens…..2 u.”
First the lizard then I goes after the annoying cavemanz
It so eezy!! Ebbin a kitteh kud do it!!
Elfiee! Hai!! Awl mooved in??? Ebreewun happee??? Ai shurelee do hoep so!
OT rekwest: anybodee out dere going frum Romeow’s area to Alburp quirkee on sePt 20 who could twanspoart Happy Cat ? jest kyuriuyes…
Ohai
Ai jus wanna sais hai cause ai bin buzy wif da wurk. Ai stel luks but no talk.
*waves tu cheezfrends!*
OHAI !! *waves back vigourmousely wiff tuffted paws*
how is the new kitteh – tells wren yoo next drop bye K?
Da new kittehs r fantabulous!
Da beeg won dough turns out has da diabetes.
But ai keeps mah promused dat ai nawt gives up on him. So naw ai gives him hiz shotz in da morning.
Da vet dat ai sees after furst week of da insulan, she cry a littel tear wen ai brings mah boy bak cause she fought ai wood send him bak to be yout-in-ized. (were eber Ized iz, mah boy iz tu old tu be a yout!) But ai tells her we iz a team nau! An mah beeg boy he sits on examdanashun tabel an snorgle wif meh. Bot mah boy and da vet mak meh feels very speshul!
.
Onse agan Ceiling Cat do meh gif ov da kittehs- ai am shurly and truly blessed!
Fanks fir axing 2w2b2s! Ai givs u da smooches!
*gets a littul choked up*
So happy fur u to has noo snorgul buddies!
{{{{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}}}}
Ohai midnightsdeer! Ai had a kitteh wif diabetes wuns. A cupple uv sugjeschuns… If yoo haz a Costco neer and r a member, itz teh best prise on insulin, ai fink. Also, diabetes can be a bit transient in kittehs. Mai kitteh needed kwite a bit, but latur didint. Dat meens it mite be possible to gib a overdose of insulin if the kittehs insulin need decreases. Keep sum Karo syrup on hand and if kitteh seems to git lethargic aftur insulin, rub sum syrup on the kittehs gums. Dat’s wut mai vet rekommended. Den chek wif vet to reevaluate sugar levels and insulin dosage. Hope kitteh will be okay! Is not too bad manajing kitteh wif diabetes.
oooo {{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}} {{{{{{beeg-guy}}}}}} yoo aura troo kitteh savior keepin yur promise — all power good light is going to shine on you so do not fret all wheel bee well fur sure!!! my very naught 2ND kitteh got the `beetez when 9 yrs yung butter he had grown tew 24lbs / 1.7 stone – he waz a chowhound ! and i waz a pushover. the shotz were ok by him as made him feel betta. a human blood suga montior werks 4 kittehs – yoo jest prick an ear 4 a drop`o blud – ask the vet. and all that Eve says is troo too. (sry i doan know new kittehs names)
Fanks you all fur adbice. Iz bery halpfuz!
We gits sugar monidars tu stick mah beeg boy (who came wif da naem ‘Tiny’ dat dounut fit but he anzer tu so iz hiz naem!) Acording to old vet dat ai makes resque gives me so i can git back story, Tiny weighed 24.5lbs when he git last check up fur to git resque. He iz nao (6 monfs lader) 15.8lbs so he gits much bettah soon ai hopes. But cause so mush chang we fink to monidor him lotz til we figure wat hiz sugar doz.
.
Da syrup fin iz gud idea, ai send mah husbee to go git sum az ai naut hoem aw weak on da biznus. Him an ai use ta be paramed… para… onze dat ried on da ambu.. ambo.. fin dat has da bed an gose tu da hospi.. pwace dey fix ew wen ew iz borked. So we can nodess da insulin shok!
.
Ai fanks you fur lukin out fur aw da kittehs wat are sick an takin tiem to shar wat ew noes abut dis diabetes. Der lots uv conficting stuffs on da interwebs, so esperiens iz gud tu hear.
{{{2w2b2s}}} {{{etmcm}}}
Iz Beardie, Not Gecko
*caveman rollz floofy bal 2 distrak kitteh* Naow skamper lil lizurd, skamper lyke de windz!
awwwww look ad da cyut widdle beerded dragun!
Akshully, GEICO has life insurance. U musta got the wrong mascot.
Actually they do!!!
Yah, GEICO duz hab teh lief inshurens. Iz inshurens ayjint. Juss 15 minits kin gib yer famlee lotza munny if yew nom yerself to teh ceiling/basement.