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By: Chopp'd Livah Grrrl

Chopp'd Livah Grrrl — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:58:04 +0000

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By: Boxman

Boxman — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:34:03 +0000

By: Cloudy

Cloudy — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:51:46 +0000

Wow…. this is soo weird. I think I used to live in that house, the only difference is there used to be carpeting where the hardwood is and the rails used to be black.

By: tessm

tessm — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:32:17 +0000

…come INsiyde and…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:50:36 +0000

17. “The Candy Man!”

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:47:00 +0000

10. they could capture them and harness their anti-splort properties!
“Quick, Fluffy!” Larry cried. “Grab the…”

By: zauberflolute

zauberflolute — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:30:08 +0000

16. Tall Blonde in White. This lovely vision had been suppressing her assets for too many years! As she tore off her dinner jacket and twirled it over her head on one finger, the band struck up…

By: zauberflolute

zauberflolute — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:25:54 +0000

*Goosey commences drinking* *bagpipes skirl* (yay! I gets to use “skirl”!!!!) Oh Goosey! Ware iz u? U can haz hangober?

By: zauberflolute

zauberflolute — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:23:18 +0000

12. But omlee in teh UK, ware all teh best peepz wares hammockz.Bidtum snapped her fingers and said, “…

By: zauberflolute

zauberflolute — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:20:17 +0000

9. appeared a large pack of flying earless chocolate possums! Larry and Fluffy realized that this could mean an instant solution to their dilemma, and could save the whole world from splortedemics forever, if only…..

By: zauberflolute

zauberflolute — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:16:42 +0000

14. “…ideas for any more of this storyline here”

By: zauberflolute

zauberflolute — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:58:24 +0000

19. 5-dimensional chocolate-molds. In our 3 common dimensions, they resembled dainty cauliflowers. In the 5th dimension, they resembled Noocleer Bust Dusters. In the shared 4th dimension, they travelled all directions in time simultaneously, making them omnipresent in all universes with physical laws allowing of up to 5 dimensions. At all times they appeared to be filled with just-set chocolate. This was, in fact, the case. “Omnipresent chocolate!” thought Dr Tinycat. “Now……

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:01:02 +0000

13. Al Capone. “Let me mayk yoo an offer yoo kant refyooze,” he sed. And handed Larry a cannoli.

By: lady zylle

lady zylle — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:55:36 +0000

Ha ha. Now put down that @#$@ camera and HELP ME!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:54:33 +0000

19. “I stole teh wheelbarrow frum teh albino,” Larry said. And this hollokawst kloak. It fit so gud, he sed I culd keep it . . . “

By: sawa

sawa — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:54:22 +0000

23. … pink rescue helicopter full of YNG’s. ‘Um, guys? Got an opening in the nawty barn for a YNGal?’
Meanwhile, and not to be outdone, the firemen were mounting their own pre-emptive effort to retrieve the blushing Ms LCB. They had sent for the cheezfire-wagon and were manoeuvering their enormous ladder into position.
Whilst LCB fashioned a rather fetching bikini from an old kite and some twigs, the YNG’s lowered a ….

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:07:59 +0000

19. “Donuts? Where?” Fleep asked, looking arownd, thinking that if they were chocolate they could just be the ultimate fuel for his chocolate death ray. Especially if they were chocolate chocolate iced with chocolate cream filling. But then he noticed the suspicious agents messing around with Larry’s car. …

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:06:15 +0000

Oh, donut ask mii, ax Yon Nate teh Goy obber tere on the Mound ob Green…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:02:50 +0000

hoo iz eben ebiller, in porporshun to how gud teh gud wun iz! only EbilJCH4K would…

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:54:33 +0000

“ich bin ein Berliner!”

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:49:17 +0000

teh ebil twin ob JCH4K!!!!!!!!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:46:16 +0000

22. down teh 4th dimenshun lyke a good liddel hyper-cube…

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:38:25 +0000

7. a giant stay-puff marshmellow man came lumbering down the road…

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:22:59 +0000

harry an drippin wiff dandriff, that they rlly luucked lyke collie-flour…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:51:51 +0000

20. …the site of the party, hoping to find some clues to what was going on. There were a few leftover YNNSBs still hanging around, holding trays with drinks on them and looking for someone to serve. “Hey, buddy,” Larry hissed at one, not knowing that his name really was Buddy, have you seen…”
(night, aahz! my brayns gettin tired an i’m off to bed soon!)

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:48:23 +0000

tehy closed wun ob teh LOLs to commints

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:46:16 +0000

7. which LCB has spent her days reading stories too, charitable lady that she is, not knowing that the deaf giraffes were actually planning to…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:44:53 +0000

bouwnced so high she landed back up in the tree, even higher tahn before! “Help!” she cried out plaintively, when a noise overhead made her look up. To her relief, and considerable surprise, she saw a…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:43:07 +0000

( #15 )

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:42:40 +0000

immediately swear off the booze and decide to devote their days to singing hymns at the local salvation army shelter. Unfortunately, on their first day there, the music leader was suddenly revealed to be a…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:41:20 +0000

3. wondering why he was tehre because he actually didn’t like fish at all. His cat did, though, which made it all worthwhile, especially when he caught the giant…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:39:52 +0000

8. fit over teh whole world at once, to contain the giant simultaneous splort that was shortly to come. could he make it to the lab in time? He was nearly there, only a block away, when out of nowhere…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:38:18 +0000

13. “…secret meetings with tall, dark, and handsome super spies. But be careful, because they will try to steal your…”

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:36:46 +0000

24. ah, Fluffy. The fact taht they shared the same first name was only one of the things that drew them together. Natasha sighed, remembering the time that…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:35:17 +0000

18. wheelbarrow. “Where did that come from?” Natasha asked. Larry smiled. “You’d be surprised at what I’ve got hidden…”

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:33:17 +0000

28. “it’s just a little thing that Igor came up with, that allows one to…”

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:30:48 +0000

(#18 )

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:29:31 +0000

19. …tripped over another earless chocolate possum. “Those things are everywhere!” he said to himself, while getting back up and knocking the dirt off of his pants. Larry mused, “I wonder how this got here. The last time I saw it was at the Queen’s party for Lady Mondegrene.” He puzzled for a minute, then closed the box before someone else saw it in the light. He put this box, along with all the Rice-A-Roni, into his car (with the hidden tracking device), and drove off to…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:25:55 +0000

lolcatraz prizzun, wher she had bin loked up for elebenty-wun yeerz for steelin a set ob very old, missteryus, an valyooble…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:24:05 +0000

reely big dimund!! teh hope dimund!! larry wuz now reely reely rich! an cursed, too, as he fownd owt wen he left teh studio and…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:21:33 +0000

21. … nothing more than God had graced her with upon her birth. This, naturally, got the firemen’s undivided attention, so they very quickly pulled out their big round people-catchy thingy and positioned it under the rapidly falling (and rapidly blushing) LCB. Making a perfect 3-bounce landing with double twist and full pike, LCB then…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:06:37 +0000

12. The retailer, named Glenda, hailed from up North. She told the dame that all the slippers were great to wear with any traveling outfits. The red ones were for going home, as anyone would guess, but the others were even more special. “The blue ones,” she said, “can be worn when you want to go to…”

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:59:08 +0000

17. … LCB’s stash of hundred-dollar towels. Larry thought, “No wonder she likes Mount McKinley so much!” But Natasha was already on the move. She pulled out eleventy cheezburgers and offered them to the masked kitty in exchange for the Mount McKinley jewels. “Help me carry these!” she said to Larry, who quickly pulled out a …

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:52:52 +0000

17. So Larry grudgingly accepted the lovely parting gifts from the show: A year’s supply of Rice-A-Roni (the San Francisco treat) and the home version of Hollywood Squares. “Not so lucky this time” thought Larry to himself. What Larry didn’t know, of course, was that hidden in the box of the home game was a …

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:46:12 +0000

27. Larry and Fleep emerged from the restroom, looking very much relieved, but were somewhat confused by the blond’s statement. Larry said, “What does your hairdresser’s nose have to do with this?” Fleep discreetly nudged Larry with his elbow and whispered, “…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:41:40 +0000

23. At that point, former Defense Secretary Casper Weinberger (not to be confused with Cheezburger) interrupted and said, “Earless possums ARE a matter of national security!” Everyone nearby heard Casper’s comment, which caused their eyes to grow very wide, and they all yelled, “Casper!! A g-g-g-g-ghost!!” Mayhem ensued, but Larry, Condi, and the Pres and VP collected themselves and left with a Secret Service detachment. Outside, in the President’s limo, Larry said, “…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:37:07 +0000

26. “Only mai hare dresser noze fer shur.”

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:36:46 +0000

12. Dr. Tinycat came up to Larry’s side and said, “That’s gonna leave a mark. But it’s your own fault, Larry. You were dancing the tango alone, but don’t you know it takes two to tango?” Larry rolled his eyes at Dr. Tinycat, but refrained from commenting as the pain forced him to keep his teeth tightly clenched. Meanwhile, in walked a man who looked like the spitting image of …

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:32:04 +0000

13. It comes in a speshul box….*wink wink* but teh fyremens sed, sorry ma’am, I’m afrayd we’re on dooty tonite. Somewon called in a bomb threat frum this location. We have to…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:29:09 +0000

25. At that moment, one of the flamin’ flyin’ earless possums flew by the flocc… blond in white, grabbed the remaining doses of Immodium AD, and landed in a large pack of other earless possums which were all running toward Lemming Bluff. The blond in white and the blond in blue stared helplessly at the scene for only a moment, when suddenly one of them said, “…